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11370045 No.11370045 [Reply] [Original]

Webm thread, we need more of these edition!

>> No.11370124

>food coloring
Thanks but I don't consume chemicals.

>> No.11370167

Nice food porn thread, faggot
Post moar

>> No.11370178

Only irrational women are afraid of harmless substances.

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>> No.11370229

u r a chemical, sperg

>> No.11370237

Every single webm thread, this gets posted.

>> No.11370243

Is Tasty racist now for assuming the gender of your baby?

>> No.11370245

>file name
good job, anon.
how does he get out without breaking any eggs?

>> No.11370246

No, you have a gender reveal party when the child turns 7 and is old enough to decide their preferred gender.

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>> No.11370254

>gender reveal cream puffs

trust americans to invent another excuse to eat

>> No.11370268

>food porn
>with that hand

>> No.11370284
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>> No.11370296

can it make mcchicken pearls?

>> No.11370302

What is it about this video? It's not just shitposting, the original youtube channel has dozens of videos with maybe a hundred views each, then this one has multiple millions. The comment section is full of people saying they've watched the video over and over, but don't know why. Something about it keeps drawing people back.

>> No.11370317

probably has something to do with you being gay

>> No.11370332 [DELETED] 
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>black hand

>> No.11370340

When does he get out in relation to when the eggs get broken?

>> No.11370364

Guys, I think I just discovered a new way to make egg sandwiches.

>> No.11370365

you can make fried chicken pearls, lettuce pearls, and mayo pearls and serve it on toast

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>> No.11370379

For anyone that cares, this is also a method for producing lactose free milk. They essentially cover the "beads" in lactase, the enzyme in our gut that breaks lactose down into galactose and glucose, and then use it as a filter for the milk. The end result is lactose free milk that is a bit more sweet than normal milk. It can be used to make lactose free cheeses and butter as well.

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>> No.11370394

this cow chop episode was great

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>> No.11370401

i care anon

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this seems like the most worthless, hardest to clean pan i've seen

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>> No.11370481
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are mexican chicks faithful? i don't mean religiously i mean sexually

>> No.11370483

>cooking 1 egg for the same amount of time as raw sausage

Uh no thanks

>> No.11370492

Depends on whether you mean actual mexicans or those subhuman guatemalans

>> No.11370504

based Mexican mom

>> No.11370517

what the fuck is this?
what the fuck did she throw in after the hot dogs?
who the fuck would eat this?
how do you eat this?
why is this allowed to happen?
THIS, is why we need the wall.

>> No.11370525

How does he get out?

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Why did he transfer the whole pile of eggs to the flame? What was he about to do?

>> No.11370546

Depends on her upbringing. California and New England based Mexican girls are whores generally. The rule is gauging how she speaks of her parents. If she speaks ill of them even in passing, then she is a whore. If she goes to the parents house every week for family meals and has nothing but good things to say about them,then she is loyal. There are plenty of good, conservative Mexican qts out there compared to white girls nowadys.

>> No.11370548

as far as I can tell the device doesn't fucking do anything except create a controlled stream that you could easily replicate by making a small hole in the bottom of a plastic bottle and using the same sodium alginate solution.

>> No.11370554

Keep his steamed eggs warm.

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god almighty why do you do this

>> No.11370582

You got me. You got me.

I’m fucking triggered.

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>> No.11370593

anime is so gay

>> No.11370596

Can you make caviar pearls?

>> No.11370603

Imagine how crazy they would be today if we gave them 3 nukes.

>> No.11370612

>tests one nuke on themselves
>creates third hiroshimanagasaki
>blames pearl harbor and americans
I hope not.

>> No.11370643


What the hell is thid

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>> No.11370661

>those hands

>> No.11370673

Yeah well you would know homo

>> No.11370741

They look like the palm region is super short or something.

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>> No.11370775 [DELETED] 

2018/10/23 9: 48, if plutonium is set on me and it bursts in the evening today! What? AIDS? hemophilia?
It seems Ebenki and Mariko set in, it seems to have sexless effect, is not it? Mr. village? It's better

2018/10/23 9: 46 Plutonium? Ebenki? Mariko ?? Sexless? Contamination (contaminated)? this evening??
9: 32 How about you? Top speed? Krikan? Do you have bombs in my brain? Koisanman bomb ????
9:32 Krishan = Hasegawa who said the dream and narrow heart? ● Ne-League = Coixman? Image of Dogeza ??
9:19 Does Interfax communication seem to be magical of Kabbal? Fagot? Occurred from Hippolitotal? Hippolitotal

2018/10/23 8: 47 reflection? ● You seem to reflect your idea, do not you? It's better Is this also a Homer relationship? 9: 00 reflection? Hangul?
8: 47 ago, a poor blade? Madman ?? Takahiko? Is it OK? Kanichi ?? ● These groups of Kumamoto Earth Governors and Guru?
Are these Homer relations? Do you have a relationship with my stomach? What about the filth of the left buttocks?
8: 47 Before, in my nervous relationship with the stomach, Emix? Who is it? Konchi

>> No.11370785

>not frying your eggs in the leftover sausage/bacon grease

what faggotry is this

>> No.11370795

Those look like Bar S hotdogs. Everyone knows how shitty and cheap they are. Unnaturally pink and disgusting.

>> No.11370804

I wonder if he knows he's famous.

>> No.11370808

It's a candy making station that they used to sell in the States in the early 90s. It was marketed as a monster candy maker or something of that nature.

>> No.11370811

Hopefully this will be the worst "recipe" I see today.

>> No.11370812

I remember they used to make a Harry Potter version that never fucking worked

>> No.11370836

that would be the richest thing in the world. a bit of an over kill on the cheese to be honest.

>> No.11370852

This is fucking cool

>> No.11370868

Close, but this is Popin' Cookin'. Jap stuff as per usual. You have a bunch of powders in sachets and you're supplied with a plastic tray. You pour the powders in the tray and put water in. Mix and you end up with candies. They're pretty okay, kinda gimmicky.
There are more atrocious variants like Yummy Nummies where they attempt to recreate actual savory foods (burgers etc.) and those taste like artificial ass. Don't get those.

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>> No.11370911

red is just crushed insects anyway

>> No.11370919

he can't bro...

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>> No.11371052


Stopped watching there

>> No.11371143

>the bots have little raincoats on them

>> No.11371157

what is this from? I don't remember that from the show.

>> No.11371161

Or you could just, you know, not use the dyes

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Its almost as if its the only reason people make webm threads because they get off on telling their mom that they posted it again.

>> No.11371172

>Sunny Side Battle!

>> No.11371200
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So are these really big fucking robots or are those just really tiny cows?

>> No.11371219

who was in the wrong here?

>> No.11371241

>gross niggerpaws touching food

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>> No.11371282

Exactly, you find food like this already at Asian stores

>> No.11371350

god damnit i, fuckcvking

>> No.11371370

awesome.. im fuckin hard

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>> No.11371447

Fucking trash food.

>> No.11371475

I'd eat it sans frites

>> No.11371509

Where do I go to eat that
Holy fug it looks so good

>> No.11371519

just the porchetta and cheese as a sandwich easily beats everything in this gay thread

>> No.11371550

Those layers, must've took some time getting the puff pastry that good.

>> No.11371622

This is a nice webm

>> No.11371654

This is cool, but also kind of frightening.

>> No.11371713

How does he get out without getting poop on the eggs?

>> No.11371767

Guess the target group is middle aged men after their divorce

>> No.11371832

no shit it just drops balls

>> No.11371852

it's further ahead than you are then lol

>> No.11371854

that gay nigga shit.

>> No.11371975

anorexia is a hell of a drug

>> No.11371984

How does one become a fan of anime without also catching the gay?

>> No.11371987

Wait, what? No seriously, what?

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>> No.11372018

banana go bad quick
don't need much for smoothie

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>> No.11372107

>dipping the bread

>> No.11372113

At first I thought this was from an infomercial for some kitchen gadget for retards who can't cut hotdogs.

>> No.11372114

how eg?g.

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>> No.11372377

el creturarandos

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>> No.11372460

>enabling soyboys

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>> No.11372509

Patrician taste.

>> No.11372511

>lactose free cheeses and butter
Cheese is low-lactose because it's metabolised in fermentation, how low depends on the type but some are nearly lactose-free naturally. Butter contains only trace lactose because the lactose is in the buttermilk, not the solids that make the butter.

>> No.11372517

The heat dispersion means that the sausage will be in the hottest part of the pan.

>> No.11372524

>potato sandwich

Getting some serious porno vibes from this one.

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>> No.11372616

>all those macarons

>> No.11372617

The reason people don't do this is because the meat to bread ratio is terrible. It's a waste of ribs.

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>> No.11372655

Oh. Even still though, those machines have to be pretty fucking big

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>> No.11372679

>from heat directly to bun
soggy bun motherfuckers, let them rest, fuck you

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Y u do this?

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i want some capicola

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>> No.11372726

We should have nuked england instead

>> No.11372734

I prefer the sound version where it cracks an egg on its forehead and starts to cry

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>> No.11372788

Factories don't fuck around anon.
I work in the mining industry and the size of those machines makes my head spin sometimes

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this is my favorite machine because it big

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Ah, Mexican salad.

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>> No.11372805

Alton Brown would hate this

>> No.11372808

Then I'll buy three. fuck Alton, I'm glad he's balding

>> No.11372810

>we need more of these
we don't

>> No.11372844

This is how trees see the world.

>> No.11372845

Calm down Marina.

>> No.11372846

we don't need you

>> No.11372963

Watching the bones being pulled from the meat was incredibly sexual.

>> No.11372980

Tiny bastard's just stuffing them in his cheeks. What a fucking cheater.

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>black hands touching food

>> No.11372994

how does he get out without clowning the customers

>> No.11373009

Never cross the memes, dumbass. Never cross the memes.

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>> No.11373034

Man I thought it must've take the japanese a lot of time to cook the 4 to 5 different dishes they cook but now it makes sense

>> No.11373047

How do you live without water?

>> No.11373054

Does anyone have the webm that's made like one of those Facebook food videos but the food that it makes takes several weeks to make, mentions uroburos because you repeat one of the earlier steps with the results, and what comes out looks alright but not worth all of the time?

>> No.11373061

The dude that owns this place claims the restaurant is some kind of satirical awareness art piece made to shame fat people into getting healthy or hurry up and die. Unfortunately, fat people are stupid enough to just think it's a celebration of morbid obesity.

>> No.11373062

>that comfy little cuck shed at the end of the arm

>> No.11373065

>stupid enough
If you weigh over a certain amount you eat for free. I read that four customers have had heart attacks and one worker had a heart attack and died so far

>> No.11373069

or maybe they're in on the joke too and don't care

>> No.11373089

Yeah but the hurry up and die part is working as long as they keep eating there.

>> No.11373095

Literally everything is a chemical.

>> No.11373098

Lads who know how to turn insta stuff into webms, heres a treasure trove

>> No.11373099

>If she goes to the parents house every week for family meals and has nothing but good things to say about them,then she is loyal.

There's no magic to this and it works on non-mexi girls too. The mechanism is simple: If her parents had terrible genes, they became terrible people and raised her badly, so she doesn't like them. And she has their terrible genes, so don't marry her. If she's adopted, the test doesn't work.

>> No.11373348

>"We wants it. We needs it! Must have the precious!"

>> No.11373361

what a fucking retard, lmao.

>> No.11373404

Get a load of this faggot

>> No.11373415

god i hope not i want a slutty gf that cucks me

>> No.11373865

What's in that bowl on his right that he adds to the eggs? Onions?

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I wonder who's behind these posts.

>> No.11373886

Give me more of this industrialized meat cutters.

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>> No.11374127

I don't understand what I'm watching

>> No.11374131

That's so unnecessary

>> No.11374143

you can do this with an eyedropper, i did it in 6th grade science class

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>> No.11374168

toast your buns and they won't get soggy, nigga.

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>> No.11374180

>best BLT
>streaky bacon
>ingredients besides B, L & T


>> No.11374183

>cheese on a BLT
>onions on a BLT

>> No.11374188

>how to fuck up a BLT

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>> No.11374249

pepe will have his revenge

>> No.11374266


He's been bald for years

>> No.11374269

>guaranteed angry replies

>> No.11374273

I don't get it.

>> No.11374282

>Pulling facts from out my assfeed

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>> No.11374289

Imagine the terrible shits you would get for eating that

>> No.11374291

>implying anyone who eats that will ever shit again

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>> No.11374303

Maybe I should try it, I've been pissing out my ass all week.

>> No.11374310
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Can one drool and sweat uncontrollably at the same time?

>> No.11374337

I don't rage at this. We have a banana surplus to the point where they're 14 cents a pound and the methane they produce fucks with our atmosphere as much as the cows. If you only need half a banana throw the rest away, brown shit in your fridge isn't worth saving 2 cents.

>> No.11374341

This is cool and all, but this seems like a really expensive setup. anyone who actually knows anything about this industry willing to say if this method of butchery is actually cost effective?

>> No.11374347

Baring breakdowns it can work 24/7 and electricity is usually cheaper than wages

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>> No.11374396

>pissing out my ass
well there's your problem- pee isn't supposed to come out of your ass

>> No.11374405
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>He cut out the part where they fuck each other after the sandwich

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>> No.11374423

I doubt there's anything inherently wrong with the concept of a slider, but I've never had one that wasn't shit. I associate them with shitty overpriced hotel "lounge" food.

>> No.11374442

>Drunk food
Youre a funny guy

>> No.11374447

this shit is fucking gay

>> No.11374452

>are you a transphobic shitbag, but feel you just don't have enough opportunities to be a bigoted asshole?

>well GOOD NEWS!

>> No.11374467

>Broccoli and lime in ramen
but why
also this completely glosses over all of the other great izakaya foods.

>> No.11374477

Cheesy chips actually means chips with grated cheddar dumped on top.

The whole thing is retarded

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And this bitch wants to put him out of business

>> No.11374506

>No, the system has a flaw
>How can you be sure, foodhacking grandma?
>.... I designed it

>> No.11374509

Don't I know it!

>> No.11374526
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Why does old Jewish harpy hate fat people?

>> No.11374541

>no pav in the video about pav bhaji
Fake news, that's not how you eat curries.

>> No.11374552

she jelly

>> No.11374554
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let this calm your autism

>> No.11374557

she wrote two books about it and complains he's using it as a marketing tool

>> No.11374590

thanks anon have an upvote

>> No.11374597

>welcome to the rupture farms

>> No.11374601

God I hate Britain

>> No.11374606

damn son that's a massive steel leviathan

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yeah. WE are the problem....

>> No.11374613

did they fuck?

>> No.11374615

Hispanic is an offensive term, it implies latin americans are still part of Spain, the language they speak is castillian and not spanish.

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They both fucked her

>> No.11374624

>all this trouble for some fucking oreos

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>> No.11374741

It's maybe an hour to clean every day by wagies, and it works 23 hours a day otherwise. Its consistent output beats hiring a staff
the laser measures stats about each meat, too

>> No.11374789


> open webm
> see niggers hands on food
> close webm

no thanks i dont want to even see a nigger hand ever

>> No.11374808

What about "Mestizo"?

>> No.11374814

That's a race but is mile better than hispanic.

>> No.11374815

i don't get it

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>All that work making everything from scratch
>Uses pre-sliced cheese

>> No.11374820

I said miles because meters better doesn't sound as good

>> No.11374829

watching this gave me the shits

>> No.11374834

El repulsivo

>> No.11374841 [DELETED] 

>Mexican Dish
>Adds mayonnaise
I see this is for the non-hispanic white american audience.

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>> No.11374852

wheres the webm of the guy motorboating her ass?

>> No.11374854

It looks amazing, but I know that I would only use it to impress people. 100 is way too much.

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>> No.11374868

>anything of value

>> No.11374878

If i were so fat i could eat there for free i probably would do so every day simply to kill myself faster.

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The hell is that gross looking shit??
Come on man, that ain't pizza.

>> No.11375055

And it always gets tons of newfags replying to it. These are the same people that send emails that say RE:RE:RE:FW:RE:FW:FW:RE:FW in the subject line

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>> No.11375100

go back to imgur

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Fuck you autistic food purists, this objectively looks good.

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>> No.11375118

Okay, but it doesn't look like a BLT.

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Thats way too much fucking sesame oil. Seriously, that shit can ruin a stir-fry if you overdo it.
It has Bacon, Letuce and Tomato in it. Looks like a BLT to me you silly cunt. Ok I supose it should be a BLTM since it also has mozzarella in it, but come on. I would also put some balsamic vinegar on it, but I realize that nobody gives a fuck about my sandwich preferences.

>> No.11375146

Thanks for the gifts bro I’m on iPhone

>> No.11375147

So these little outlet tops that they use, what are they called? And is it worth getting one? I have an older electric stove top.

>> No.11375151

>It has Bacon, Letuce and Tomato in it. Looks like a BLT to me you silly cunt.
You heard it here first, folks.
Bacon cheeseburgers with all the fixings are now BLTs.

>> No.11375154

Cheesus Christ

>> No.11375156

I use mine twice a year, thanksgiving and christmas, i need more pots/pans going at the same time. I call it a "range" because thats what my mom called it

>> No.11375195

That's an interesting argument, but I don't think that adding an additional ingredient makes a dish that different, especially if the overall texture/flavour is more or less the same.

>> No.11375227

Some anon told me that he fucking hates fatties and is deliberately trying to kill them

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>> No.11375266

Imagine the smell

>> No.11375267

Imagine the dump she took afterwards.

>> No.11375274

imagine if she had actually eaten more than half a sandwich fucking worthless whore

>> No.11375279

Yeah I just watched to the end and I'm disappointed she didn't eat all of it, that was a letdown.

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>> No.11375332

Was just going to post how fucking cringey anime is holy shit that was just awful. I can't imagine who enjoys that

>> No.11375369

How do you eat this?

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>> No.11375382

Saizon seasoning tastes like old man. maybe i've just had a bad bottle, but it's like sweaty old beaner man breath

>> No.11375396

>The dude that owns this place claims the restaurant is some kind of satirical awareness art piece made to shame fat people into getting healthy or hurry up and die
You're only half-right.
He's admitted he mostly just wants them to die.
He's proud of having had like five heart attacks in his establishment so far.

>> No.11375404

Should he have made the cheese from scratch too? Be prepared for 12 month lag time on your burger.

>> No.11375408

Thanks for posting something I hadn't seen yet, anon

>> No.11375426

The main issue here is that the bread is too soft and the ingredients too plentiful for this to be actually pleasant to eat.

That's the issue with most of those EPIC LMAO sandwhiches/hamburgers/toasts.

They're not constructed in a way that doesn't completely ruin my immersion, and unlike movies a big part of the entertainment value in watching cooking comes from imagining eating it.
Or maybe I'm just a sperg. Iunno.

>> No.11375485

The Jack insertions are cleverly done.

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>> No.11375497

THIS is why they declare jihad upon us.

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>> No.11375526

Best BLT
>untoasted bread
>scant mayo on both sides
>limp bacon
>lump mozz
>tiny tomatoes
>uncrisp lettuce

This is a load of shit it what it is.

>> No.11375531

You don't HAVE to eat the shittiest food any given culture produces just because it's "authentic" dude.

>> No.11375553

Why cook the lobster twice?

>> No.11375558

jesus britbongs are disgusting creatures

>> No.11375560

Popcorn refers to the size, not the cooking method.

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>> No.11375583

This is NOT a lobster roll. It's a shitty version of lobster salad on a hotdog bun.

>> No.11375601

This looks like it comes from an infomercial for some product targeting retards.

>> No.11375602

>>are you a transphobic shitbag,
Transsexualism is mental illness.

>> No.11375620

>Looks like a BLT to me you silly cunt
Well it's not.

>> No.11375623

she didn't even eat ONE of them

>> No.11375639

I keked

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>kay what about if we add some cheese over the porchetta?
>sounds good
>then we add some cheese inside rolled "bacon"?
>not bad
>then we add more cheese over mashed fried potatoes
>i think we are going a little over the top here
>and finally we toast the hell out of it!

>> No.11375647

I'm glad they put the white chocolate bit in at the end because I was like "haha but you can fuckin see the color of the cream right there"

>> No.11375658

The Surly King is a warlock who bewitches and vexes the unaware. It is also how he manages to escape his fortress come sunrise.

>> No.11375676

this is what the raw efficiency of peak human performance looks like

>> No.11375750

Someone's mad his niisan never made him a double-yolk egg for breakfast.

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>> No.11375790

>t. one seriously butthurt roastie

>> No.11375802

I love this one. Very quaint and patriotic.

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>> No.11375911

Why does it matter how you add the eggs?

>> No.11376044

What are the black things under the tomatoes? And dont they use a special kind of beans? Or just like Bushs baked beans?

>> No.11376166

How is everyone in india not fat as hell?

>> No.11376184

lol at the diverse multicolored hands that came in to enjoy

>> No.11376201

is it Jack?

>> No.11376286

this but unironically

>> No.11376333

It's Korean. called "The Bomb"

>> No.11376377

A good rule of thumb for any industry is that anywhere you can remove people, you will save money in the long run.

>> No.11376524

I think the lobster tails are supposed to be raw

>> No.11376617

fuuuuck no, and I can confirm because I'm a beaner
>My cousins are all thots
>my ex cheated on me after 5 months
>my aunt remarried twice

Mexican girls are great for a quick fuck, but they're very exploitative and unfaithful. Steer clear, anon

>> No.11376702

Are you an actual Mexican or a filthy chicano?

>> No.11376708

haven't you heard the story about the man that said he could soup on a nail?

>> No.11376857

No I think I get your point. Surprisingly civil conversation, I'm surprised.

>> No.11376870

You're watching someone be one slip away from stabbing themselves straight through their hand.

>> No.11376879


>> No.11376880

>i won't like eating it so nobody will
then why would they make it? if they didn't like eating it?
you're fucking dumb

>> No.11376936

>This is cool and all, but this seems like a really expensive setup. anyone who actually knows anything about this industry willing to say if this method of butchery is actually cost effective?

The people who'll be rewarded the most for making good decisions about the system (the owners) decided to do this, so I'm guessing it's cost effective as fuck.

>> No.11376951


>Best food
>Best BLT
It's not a BLT you faggot.

>> No.11376957

>So these little outlet tops that they use, what are they called? And is it worth getting one? I have an older electric stove top.

They're worth getting if you need an extra for some reason, or need a mobility that your stove doesn't afford you.

>> No.11376961

>Or maybe I'm just a sperg

We're all spergs here and I agree - food should be edible. Aesthetic presentation is nice but secondary.

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>> No.11376970

>Why does it matter how you add the eggs?

If you add them one at a time, the mix gradually becomes more and more fluid.

If you add them all at once, you get chunks of mix floating in egg liquid.

>> No.11377024


>taps the knife

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Ok ok i fucking get it you big meanies
I still like it desu

>> No.11377067

That was his main point you fucking dumb cunt, read the post before you spew stupid shit like that.
I personally dont agree with him 100%, but he has a point.

>> No.11377083

>What are the black things under the tomatoes?

Black Pudding, a peppery blood-based sausage.

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>> No.11377351

Show your flag, kike

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