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grug make auroch steak, put much flavor rocks and black ouch powder but still need more taste. what grug do?

>> No.11389456

>>11389451
COOK FOOD LESS DUMB
FOOD LOSE WETNESS COOK TOO MUCH
FOOD NOT TOUCH FIRE, COOK ON GREY COALS
ME AM ANGERED BY THIS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.11389475

>>11389456
if meat no cook good grug get sick real bad, shaman say no eat

>> No.11389477

have woman gather berry and herb. mash and put on top

>>11389456
my way make wet again

>> No.11389480

>>11389451
Trade shiny rocks with hooknose tribe for tasty dust

>> No.11389646
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11389646

>>11389480
Not original grug but I wary of hook nose tribe. I no think they are as truthful as our friends in the south say they are. Their prices always changing. 8 shiny rocks for one club now. How they get control of our barter trade in first place?

>> No.11389699

>>11389480
>>11389646
funny cross tribe go away, me just want learn make better steak

>> No.11389723

>>11389451
YOU GO TOO FAR! NO CONTROL NATURE! YOU AM PLAY GODS!

>> No.11390893
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11390893

>be current year
>not have make hard weapon substance with fire and special ground rocks
>not have shape substance into cooking bowl
Grug seriously hope you not serious.

>> No.11390910

>>11390893
>not using mud bowls
berrypicker as fuck

>> No.11390916

>>11389451
Maybe grug try putting auroch steak in auroch stomach with berry, leaf, flavor rock and black ouch powder and put in bubblehot water first, then put on fire?
weak surrender tribe call it soo-vee, make auroch taste good.

>> No.11390917 [DELETED] 

Grug love orange man. he good. smile lady lie becuz delet cave painting

>> No.11391023

>>11389451
Thag rub auroch steak with white sea powder and tasty pointy-leaf plant and black ouch powder. Make fire from green sour-fruit wood.

Oola like steaks very much, kiss thag on manhood in thanks.

>> No.11391036

>Paleolithic Europeans having access to black pepper

>> No.11391037

>>11391023
Krag lay with oola before. Oola tell krag story about how thag manhood look like thorn on berry bush. Krag laugh a lot and lay with oola again.

>> No.11391072

>>11391037
Thag no care. Oola still kiss Thag's manhood after steak.

>> No.11391081

>>11390910
Shaman say hard substance bowls make red fire water in grug body strong. Grug no pass out say shaman.
Plus Grug see Chadunga rub waste on mud bowls and laugh

>> No.11391083 [DELETED] 

>>11391072
You're still a racist piece of shit. Space shit.

>> No.11391116

>>11390917
orange man puppet of snow tribe

>> No.11391120

>>11391072
Oola lay with darkskin tribesmen many times

>> No.11391151
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11391151

post jag fail cooking
me like it

>> No.11391210

>>11391120
That not mating with Oola, just letting Oola kiss Thag's manhood.

>> No.11391340

>>11389451
no taste
wh*te grugs can't into spicy herbs

>> No.11391410
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>>11390916
Shaman say boil steak in see-thru sack turn Grug into berrypicker

>> No.11391415

>>11391083
Are you lost, sweetie?

>> No.11391468
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Maak scare me. Every eat spirits enter his body.

>> No.11391475
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Me hear maak walk many steps to many man-woman tribes to do normal thing with young person.

>> No.11391501

>>11389451
Grug want that steak. Why grug not get steak? It in front of grug, grug see it but grug can not touch it.

>> No.11391512

>>11391501
hooknose tribe trick Grug

>> No.11391524

>>11391501
Steak behind glass
Grugs only look
Make own steak if Grug hungry

>> No.11391669

Hooknose tribe make Grug no eat meat. Make Grug give shiny rock for eat yellow seed so Grug stay weak and sick. Grug like hooknose.

>> No.11391687
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>>11389451
Trade shiny rocks with McCormick tribe for special auroch powder. Lawry tribe powder too. Then add lots of flavor rocks and a pinch of black ouch powder.

>> No.11391701 [DELETED] 
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ROLL THREAD

>> No.11391725

>>11391701
nah

>> No.11392440

>>11391687
Underrated

Ugg.

>> No.11392834

>>11389646
You talk smart much. You eat red pebble?

>> No.11392847

>>11389699
you do know many Jews in high positions denied Jesus right? Even after the resurrection, the hardcore Jews denied Jesus to the end, and that brought forth their destruction.

>> No.11392859

>>11391072
Thag man-man. Thag no care if Oola make wife, Thag only care that he lay with Oola. Thag lay with other woman every night

>> No.11392890

>>11392847
>>11391415
>>11391083
>>11391036
Anons speak strange tongue, like the way me speaks, but bigger. Me say that anon fuck off if he no talk same tongue with thread.

>> No.11392914
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GRRRAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

>> No.11392944

>>11392890
me sorry. me say there much confusion with cross guy. powerful nose people hate cross guy. cross guy say truth about powerful nose people. powerful nose people trick people to hate cross guy. cross guy good guy.

>> No.11393048

>>11392944
Me hear cross guy WAS nose guy.