/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.11419626]

>Hey there.. can I have some of what you're cooking?

[Anonymous No.11419647]

>I'll invite a few of my family members.

[Anonymous No.11419811]

>>11419626
sure fwen! where ya from?

[Anonymous No.11419817]

>>11419626
>>11419647
No.

[Anonymous No.11419819]

>>11419811
Looks turkish to me.

[Anonymous No.11419825]

>>11419817
;.; why u do dis? living beings are all special...

[Anonymous No.11419851]

>>11419626
yummy

[Anonymous No.11420539]

Joe's Apartment

[Anonymous No.11420596]

>>11419626
I never thought I'd miss a fucking cockroach but ever since I moved out of my mums, for the last two apartments I've been plagued by tinyass german cockroaches which get literally everywhere and breed like cockroaches (huehue)
The big guys aren't annoying at all in comparison and way easier to pop control, though I do remember a couple of times as a teen waking up to one crawling on me.
My first apartment was infested when I moved in, my current one... Eh I have no excuse. I could definitely keep the place cleaner.

[Anonymous No.11420620]

>>11419626
>>11419851
into the pot he goes!

[Anonymous No.11420629]

>>11419626
Nice try. No food for you.

[Anonymous No.11420632]

>>11420629
Leave my people alone! We just want your food.

[Anonymous No.11420910]

>>11420629
Bannerlord delayed another year

[Anonymous No.11421327]

Please don't fly

[Anonymous No.11421339]

SO !

Has anyone tried the PROTEIN meme ?

Is it really nourishing and healthy and crunchy or just plain disgusting ?

[Anonymous No.11421343]

>mfw too lazy to spray/insect control and I just live with them now. Every time I turn on the light at night I would see a couple of them scurry away.

[Anonymous No.11421368]

>>11421343
That's no way to live, friend. A $10 bottle of boric acid and 10 minutes will make life more bareable.

[Anonymous No.11421419]

>>11421343
>not having an egg maker to toss in the kitchen that'll take care of the roaches
Lmaoing at your life right now

[Anonymous No.11421425]

>>11419851
>Chinese cockroach farm
>aka every restaurant in China

[Anonymous No.11421431]

>>11421368
I live in a old ass unit that was built in the 60s, there are lots of crevasses, holes and cracks. I bombed them couple of times but they just come back. It is futile.

[Anonymous No.11421432]

>>11421419
trade cockroaches for chicken shit and flies

[Anonymous No.11421433]

>>11421431
i'm sorry, bro :( I hate them so much.

[Anonymous No.11421558]

>not letting a couple of lizardbros into your house to get rid of your bugs for you

Laughing at all northernfags right now.

[Anonymous No.11421596]

>>11421558
The roaches here in central Florida are basically the same size as the lizards and frogs that are willing to come indoors. I've literally watched them walk past each other and not even fight.

[Anonymous No.11421628]

>>11420596
I'm suffering from this too, any advice bros?

[Anonymous No.11421639]

>>11419626
You guys don't visit me anymore. What happened?

[Anonymous No.11421653]

I live in Louisiana, so roaches are literally everywhere you go. In our house, we have them in the attic and elsewhere. Not a huge infestation, but they're literally everywhere and you cannot stop them, they always come back.

Anyways, one time when I was about to fall asleep, I have an air vent right over my bed, and it's pretty much right on top of my head. Well, there's a space between the drywall and the vent, and because it gets so humid here in summer, with the AC on and the vent getting cool you get a lot of moisture in the attic which attracts the roaches. Anyways, one night I'm sitting in bed and a roach literally drops out of the vent right onto my face, I almost had a fucking heart attack because of it. Sorry for the tl;dr but I fucking hate these cunts so much.

[Anonymous No.11421732]

>>11421628
boric acid roach killer. If you don't got pets just pour it along the edges of walls, more generously around your bathroom and toilet and kitchen walls and wake up to more dead roaches every day. Add that with an exterminator and you'll be alright for awhile.

If you have an apartment though unless the building is keeping up on that you're just holding them off for a couple of weeks at a time. German roaches are brutal to get rid of without straight up fumigating the place and even then.

[Anonymous No.11421737]

>>11421653
that one time in australia I encountered a roach so huge that I tripped over it on my way to the toilet. screamed like a little girl.

[Anonymous No.11421740]

>>11419626
I've never even seen one in person and I spent three months homeless. How filthy do you have to be to get these?

[Anonymous No.11421756]

>>11421419
make a syurp of sugar and borax to kill ants and roaches. they eat it and share it with the nest because its sweet obviously then they die in about a day.
I went to the Philippines for a vacation recently and saw the biggest roach in my life. it was about 5 inches long, no shit. It felt like stepping stomping on a mouse. if you have roaches like that youd be better off glue trapping them. Fuck roaches, fucking things make me freak out so hard, its like a real emergency if I see one.

>that feel when you see a roach, engage it, then it gets away. its now hiding somewhere you cant see.

[Anonymous No.11421764]

>>11421756
God help you if they start flying

Spot on about it being an emergency. Even if I manage to kill the faggot it just ruins my entire night.

[Anonymous No.11421769]

>>11421343
how can you stand that..i would have glue traps everywhere at else

[Anonymous No.11421772]

>>11421653
>drops on your face
im so sorry you have this memory. I still remember once when I was a teenager I was brushing my teeth, looking in the mirror when a big roach falls off the celing and right on my shoulder. I slapped it away, ripped my shirt off while running out the front door. I still vividly remember that and it was nearly 20 years ago.

[Anonymous No.11421779]

>>11419626
these big cockroaches can fly. The worst thing is they are very bad fliers so theres a constant panic they will make a beeline for you.

[Anonymous No.11421786]

>>11421764
>flying
I dont have flying roaches where I live, but I have these weird flying bugs that somehow get in my house and when they fly it sounds like a WWII fighter plane, and they only start doing flying at 4 fucking goddamn AM. these black things with 6 legs, slender looking. I have no idea what they are.

[Anonymous No.11421791]

>>11421786
all insects have 6 legs anon........

how big are they? what do they look like?

[Anonymous No.11421800]

>>11421756
>that feel when you see a roach, engage it, then it gets away. its now hiding somewhere you cant see.
I cannot sleep until I've killed it. It could crawl out of its hiding place while I sleep and walk all over me. Disgusting.

[Anonymous No.11421809]

>>11421791
not even an inch long, kinda skinny and solid black. and they smack into walls non stop until I kill them.

[Anonymous No.11421815]

>>11419647
>the average family in california

[Anonymous No.11421846]

>>11421809
uhhh.....this..?

[Anonymous No.11421879]

>>11420596
Just call an exterminator. Try to find some trustworthy ones with a contract that guarantee they will get rid of the problem for the agreed upon price (this might not be accomplished on their first attempt though). Otherwise you wont have any guarantee at all, and you might just be throwing money down the shitter.

Next step is to keep your house clean, dispose of trash immediately, dont keep food around etc. If you live in a block with a roach invasion, consider moving

[Anonymous No.11421883]

I grew up with pretty large cockroaches, some of which could fly. They're nothing compared to when you're going to sleep and hear one of these fucks scurrying along the wall next to your bed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omP-dAQJe48

[Anonymous No.11421891]

>>11420910
Nice to see fellow sufferers on othe boards.

[Anonymous No.11421921]

>>11419626
You people are all insane weaklings. They're harmless animals, seal your house better if you don't want them. Your displays of manly bravado at killing something a hundred thousandth your size aren't fooling anyone. It's idiotic to kill things.

[Anonymous No.11421931]

>>11421740
Surprisingly, not very. Once an infestation starts they're resilient little bastards. They can survive off of crumbs, dust, and literal feces, as well as cannibalizing themselves, so in addition to regular extermination you have to keep your house pretty much spotless all day, every day, until they finally all die off.

[Anonymous No.11421933]

>>11421921
>harmless animals
They're disease vectors, anon.

Also, you're defending a fucking roach. A stupid, shitty, brown faggot that deserves as much pain as I can possibly inflict on it along with its entire taxonomical family.

[Anonymous No.11421937]

>>11421921
this. humans fear of cockroaches is completely unjustified and even if there were a case where they transmitted some disease it would be an overreaction to kill millions of us.

[Anonymous No.11421939]

>>11421921
cockroaches are gross and i hope one crawls into your ear and lay eggs

[Anonymous No.11421949]

>>11421939
>believes urban legends

[Anonymous No.11421951]

>>11421933
>my compensation rage is supported by insulting an arthropod that literally has no idea what I think of it

[Anonymous No.11421953]

>>11421933
So are fruitflys, dogs and touching a tree.

[Anonymous No.11421954]

>>11421951
They're literally valueless creatures, much like mosquitoes.

[Anonymous No.11421964]

>>11421954
letsexecutetheretarded.jpg

But they aren't valueless. They function as effective decomposers and predators and support a robust local ecosystem. The fact that you built your home in an ecosystem and expect to be magically free of it is hilarious.

[Anonymous No.11421966]

>>11421949
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/to-your-health/wp/2018/05/05/a-cockroach-crawled-into-a-florida-womans-ear-it-took-nine-days-to-get-it-out/?utm_term=.92fe1a3b47a3

[Anonymous No.11421973]

>>11421964
>They function as effective decomposers and predators and support a robust local ecosystem.

we're not talking about the hundreds of forest cockroach species,those are benign and actually important to ecosystem. We're talking about the 5 or so that mostly inhabit human homes, they can go extinct for all i care.

[Anonymous No.11421975]

>>11421966
That happened to my dad twice with different arthropods. Neither cockroaches. Little animals like warm holes. Also they didn't lay eggs. "Holley said she didn’t have any permanent damage or infection."

[Anonymous No.11421977]

>>11421975
>says nothing about perma physiological damage

[Anonymous No.11421979]

>>11421973
You mean the ones evolved to live alongside us in a natural role? Even they are, as stated, effective predators and decomposers. Your problem is that you think you're exempt from existing in your ecosystem.

[Anonymous No.11421980]

>>11421977
>no perma damage as they don't bite

[Anonymous No.11421981]

>>11421979
> Your problem is that you think you're exempt from existing in your ecosystem.
humans are the apex organism in this human environment and we dont actually need them to survive, so this doesnt apply.

why arent you growing mold and rearing cockroaches in your house? dont you want you magical little ecosystem to blossom?

>effective predators and decomposers.
its called using a fucking vacuum and a mop.

[Anonymous No.11421982]

>>11421980
>confuses physical damage with psychological damage

anon...............

[Anonymous No.11421984]

>>11421982
>physiological damage

[Anonymous No.11421985]

>>11421984
>what is PTSD

[Anonymous No.11421987]

>>11421981
You, with a vacuum and a mop are much less good at cleaning than they are. A robust ecosystem is beneficial to everyone and believing that your "at the top" so you can kick out the rungs "below you" is the belief of an idiot.

[Anonymous No.11421990]

>>11421985
not physiological, that's fer sher

[Anonymous No.11421991]

>>11419626
I have quite literally never had to deal with these niggers. I'm so fucking glad, just seeing pictures of them make me squeamish. Roach genocide best day of my life.

[Anonymous No.11421992]

>>11421987
>A robust ecosystem is beneficial to everyone and believing that your "at the top" so you can kick out the rungs "below you" is the belief of an idiot.

>having pests in your home is beneficial to you

you're just shitposting now. Im out.

[Anonymous No.11421996]

>>11421992
Y'know people actually used to live outside right?

[Anonymous No.11422178]

>>11421954
Do you realize how many animal species would go extinct or be significantly reduced in number and the repurcussions that would have on the environment w/o mosquitoes?

[Anonymous No.11422202]

I accidentally stepped on a roach with my bare foot once. It haunts me.

[Anonymous No.11422206]

>>11421343
That's what I was thinking. Clean tour place dude

[Anonymous No.11422208]

>>11421996
Well yeah like in the 1950s when houses were invented but thats not the point

[Anonymous No.11422386]

Paradoxically I find that going hard with raid in cabinets will destroy broods more reliably than foggers or what the exterminator uses.

[Anonymous No.11422387]

>>11421368
Not him but the tiny cockroaches in my house have developed either intelligence to avoid boric acid laced snacks or immunity to it. It doesn't week anymore

[Anonymous No.11422400]

>>11421987
>ur less effichunt then they r!
You really liked Jurassic Park, huh?

[Anonymous No.11422405]

>>11422178
I know. All those fish and birds, then the animals that eat them...and niggers wouldnt be able to get malaria anymore making their numbers explode even faster.
thank you, based skeetos.

[Anonymous No.11422445]

>>11419626
This reminds me of my old apartment
>neighbor down hall is a hoarder
>takes shit out of the dumpster all the time and brings it back
>building gets infested with giant dumpster roaches
>can literally hear one walking up the wall one night
>have one fall on my pillow while sleeping
>one crawls over my bare foot while I'm watching TV

Eventually I called the sheriff's department and the health department and got him evicted because the landlord wasn't doing shit. He was a Nam vet so I kinda felt guilty but fuck you dude there's giant roaches in my home because of you

After he got kicked out the landlord hired some exterminators who were so disgusted by the guy's apartment they refused to clean it.

[Anonymous No.11422566]

>>11422400
Just a fact friend.

[Anonymous No.11422605]

I got a new neighbor a couple months ago and within a couple weeks roaches started showing up in my house. Fuck every one of you assholes who don't do basic pest control practices like sealing food scraps before taking them out on garbage days.

[Anonymous No.11422635]

>>11421786
Lel, I think those are just beetles

[Anonymous No.11422641]

I've never seen a cockroach eat anything. whenever I find one it is just hanging out near food. I never catch one in the act.

I think they just enjoy the smell of food.

[Anonymous No.11422643]

German roaches shit everywhere and they smell horrible too. You guys with roach problems need to use the gel and they will be gone.
But you have to put out fresh bait every couple days because they don't like it as much once it dries.
Put drops of the gel on pieces of paper and put that where you notice the most roaches. Change the paper every couple days with fresh gel. They will die and cannibalism will kill them too and eating their own shit will kill them.
Gotta keep this up though to kill off the young ones.
Combat brand gel u can buy at the store but Dupont Advion roach gel is way better.

[Anonymous No.11422695]

>>11421937
>us

[Anonymous No.11423699]

>>11422695
are we not all one anon?

[Anonymous No.11423715]

I lived next to an abandoned home for a while and got roaches when they migrated over to my property, they got into a sealed plastic container I had one time. I still to this day have no fucking clue how they got in it, it was hermetically sealed

[Anonymous No.11423793]

>>11420629
How the fuck is that an actual (person)? It looks like a cartoon.

[Anonymous No.11424197]

>>11423715
That is impossible, they may be elusive but they are not magical creatures with the ability to teleport.

[Anonymous No.11424394]

>>11424197
How do you "know" that?

t. teleporting cockroach

[Anonymous No.11424428]

>>11423715
Study entomology pleb

[Anonymous No.11424436]

>>11423715
a baby roach crawled into the container while u opened it to take a cookie

[Anonymous No.11424489]

>>11421431
Don't bomb, get a spray with a residiual, something that lasts as a poison for a period of time upon contact, and spray it evenly into every crack and crevice and in the seams of your cabinets as well.

t. exterminator

[Anonymous No.11425453]

>talk about bugs
>feel tickle on leg

[Anonymous No.11425559]

>>11421737
in central australia the bugs are a nightmare, I have no idea how so many enormous grasshoppers can survive in such a dusty shithole
at a """resort""" i stayed at a few hours drive from alice springs they would just slam themselves at the walls all night for no apparent reason, you couldn't walk back to your room without getting bodyslammed by a dozen of them and you'd have to open and close your door in a split second and even then some would inevitably get in
in the daytime you could chuck a rock into a clump of spinifex and 20 of the fuckers would leap out in every direction
not so bad here in sydney, you can get some biggish spiders and roaches in the house sometimes but nothing extreme

[Anonymous No.11425663]

People, people! Pic related is how you get rid of even the worst roach infestations. These plus elimating the roaches water source. A Public Service message.

[Anonymous No.11426083]

My old condo was infested with two types of roaches because the Cambodian neighbors next door were operating some sort of cooking business out of their back yard. I get disgusted on how they are allowed to sell the food to the public because the infestation was insane. At night imagine throwing handfuls of rice everywhere except those grains are cockroaches.

The infestation never stopped in my condo because the neighbors were infested but you need a 2 step process: gel to kill the adults and IGR to kill the eggs. The IGR releases hormonal chemicals that are harmless to humans but prevents the eggs from hatching and if already hatched prevents the baby cockroaches from shedding and growing up. Some gel combines IGR as well.


They're disgusting and the most disgusting ones are the ones with eggs hanging out of them and when you chase them they get scared and literally drops their egg sac out. 1 egg produces 50 cockroaches.

[Anonymous No.11426104]

>cockroaches can live in the worst conditions
>they can survive a nuclear war
>can't cope with British weather

Feels good man

[Anonymous No.11426106]

>>11419626
>onii-chan, give me some kebab

[Anonymous No.11426185]

>>11421786
stinkbugs? kill these mofugers on spot!!!

[Anonymous No.11426237]

>>11421949
i spent a few years working in, on, and around Java and believe me, PLENTY of bugs will crawl in your ear and lay eggs / set up shop
i quickly became a kegel god, they also crawl up your shorts and try to rim you

[Anonymous No.11426245]

>>11426104
>cockroaches can't survive or thrive
>british "people" can
intredasting...

[Anonymous No.11426473]

>>11421558
This. Once had a couple of skinks that would run around and eat bugs.

[Anonymous No.11426487]

>>11426104
im sure there are cockroaches in the uk.

[Anonymous No.11426633]

>>11421740
>>11421931
And if you're in an apartment complex your neighbors need to do the exact same thing. Guess how likely that is. Fuck the apartment meme, when my lease expires I'm renting a house.

[Anonymous No.11426664]

>>11419626
>live in a shithole apartment
>neighbors are slobs
>set down poison and kill bugs but they keep coming in

[Anonymous No.11426679]

>>11426664
Talk with them. If they don't cooperate, talk to the syndic or the landlord.

[Anonymous No.11426689]

>>11426106
What the fuck

[Anonymous No.11426732]

>>11426679
>talk to the roaches
Baka baka~

[Anonymous No.11426868]

>>11422643
Completely agree about the Advion. Most effective gel bait on the market.

[Anonymous No.11427186]

>>11426732
Kec

[Anonymous No.11427294]

>>11426732
That's not what he meant!
Roaches are a serious problem. They should be exterminated.

[Anonymous No.11427399]

will using bug spray near my stove make my house explode? srs question

[Anonymous No.11427662]

>>11421964
Dumb buge poster

[Anonymous No.11427709]

>>11427399
no

[Anonymous No.11427724]

>>11421431
You can pay like $20 for caulk and a caulk gun and seal up all the cracks between the baseboard trim and floor. You can buy some cheap weatherstripping for doors. If it really bothers you it's worth the few hours of labor of crawling around on the ground looking for cracks.

[Anonymous No.11427728]

>>11421558
Don't they shit and piss all over the place? Now you're trading roaches for filth.

Yes I realize roaches shit too but significantly less than whatever eats them.

[Anonymous No.11427774]

Never seen a cockroach

[Anonymous No.11427798]

>>11427662
Based kitchen beetle poster

[Anonymous No.11427956]

>>11427399
If the stove is either gas or electric then damn right it can very likely explode

[Anonymous No.11427963]

>>11427728
Roaches shit a lot. It's like black pepper everywhere that smears.

[Anonymous No.11427972]

>>11427399
>spraying pesticide near cooking area

just use borax or one of those eco green solutions

[Anonymous No.11428086]

>>11420629
>>11420632
Original

[Anonymous No.11428256]

>>11419819
Underrated

[Anonymous No.11428796]

>>11421432
What is an avian diaper?