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Welcome to McDonald's. What can I get for you?

>> No.11425905

>M-m-mcgangb-bang please *winks twice*

>> No.11425906

>>11425903
Everything.

>> No.11425907

Coffee and to hash Browns

>> No.11425910
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>>11425903
Pink slime pls

>> No.11425913

>>11425903
Directions to the nearest Taco Bell? Or, you know, literally anywhere else?

>> No.11425920
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11425920

I'd like a McChicken with pickles and ketchup, please.

>> No.11425955

Probably like 5 mcdoubles

>> No.11426009

>>11425903
I have a wee bit of a problem. I wanted to try a mcgangbang, but felt it's just too much bread, so I consolidated the two cheeseburgers into one double cheeseburger. But now I don't know whether I should put the McChicken on top or on bottom. Halp

>> No.11426802

>>11425903
a taxi going somewhere else

>> No.11426812

can I get uhhhhhhh.png

>> No.11426814

2 for $5 McRib plz

>> No.11426840
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11426840

I Want 5 of eveything.

>> No.11426847

uh i want um uh um a double cheeseburger 19 tendies a large fry and a diet pepsi please

>> No.11426849

>>11426840
omg thick

>> No.11427100

>>11426840
How do these things exist? Do they have jobs? How much do they eat? How does the human body not just kill itself at that point?

>> No.11427107

six cheeseburgers

>> No.11427367

>>11427100
>How does the human body not just kill itself at that point?
it's a not a tranny you retard.

>> No.11427376

>>11426840
Nice bitch tits

>> No.11427398

I'm waiting for my mobile order.

>> No.11427408

i wanna mcflurry with the happy meal grimace pls

>> No.11427419

>>11425903
Lemme get


Yeah...lemme get
Lemme get
Lemme get

Yeah lemme get

>> No.11427428

I'll try the mcRib again and regret it again. See you same time next year.

>> No.11427446

>>11427367
>t. hamplanet

>> No.11427451

>>11425905
>*winks at cooks*
>*walks into bathroom*
>*15 black men none less than 250 lbs 6’ 9” follow from behind the counter*
> number 2 your order is ready
>you take this as que to walk into the bathroom.
> you must be number 2
> proceed to be gang raped.

>> No.11427458

>>11426009
You put it between the patties.
Dip shit.

>> No.11427571

>>11425903
QP with cheese
Large coke

>> No.11427607

I'll take a McRib and a shamrock shake

>> No.11427613
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11427613

For me it's the bacon smokehouse

>> No.11427629
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>>11427419

>> No.11427637

>>11425903
>McDouble
>McChicken
>Value fries
>Large, unsweet tea

>> No.11427927

>>11425903
3 mcdoubles like a Mac
3 Jr chickens (McChicken if you're in America)
1 large fry
Literally heaven

>> No.11427934

>>11427607
This is the worst post I've read in a while

>> No.11427942

>>11425903
1 double bacon smokehouse
1 mcchicken no mayo
1 sausage biscuit

can't go wrong

>> No.11427950

>>11426840
Thank God you can just order that shit online. There's no need for 3 for free to be leaving the house anymore

>> No.11428208
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>>11426849
>asks for 50 free smiles

>> No.11428216

>>11427458
oh my god

>> No.11428221

sausage egg and cheese mcgriddle combo

>> No.11428239
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11428239

2 hamburgers, yeah I have $1.69 on me, just nickles and pennies though

>> No.11428251

>>11425913
>proceeds to give you directions to the next nearest McDonald's restaurant

>> No.11428359

>>11428251
Fat people always great to get directions
>>11427398
Did not know you could ubereats mcdicks

>> No.11428377

>>11425903
Number ten, large fries and medium Coke, to go.

>> No.11428389

>>11425920
No.

>> No.11428400
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11428400

For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

>> No.11428403

>>11428400
weird, i always pictured a zoomer when i read this

>> No.11428414

>>11428400
the only answer

>> No.11428427

>>11428403
I guess cause he sounds like a young naive child?

>> No.11429641

>>11428400
based

>> No.11430259

>>11428400
>For me,
Why is this meme so based

>> No.11430710

>>11427451
didn't know they had wonderful stuff like that, why has no one told me before?

>> No.11430711

>>11425903
One Plain Hamburger and one Junior Chicken.

>> No.11430714

>>11425903
I'll have a triple whopper, biggie fries and a RC Cola.

>> No.11430721

>>11427451
I used to have fantasies of multiple bbcs gangraping me. I grew out of that though.

>> No.11430740

I'll have a MacWhopper, Animal Style, with Baconator Fries, a Frisco Patty Melt with no mayo or tomatoes, a footlong chili cheese coney and tots, and A Large Mr. Coke. I'll take a Dr. Bepsi if you're out of Mr. Coke.

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>>11425903
I'll take your biggest leather daddy and a stiff ass whipping with a side of hot oil and forced sodomy. Also can you turn me into a writhing cum puppet still or is that out of season? Oh! And cage me if you can. Thanks.

>> No.11432156
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11432156

2 all meat patties, special sauce, lemon cheese and it's all on a sesame seed bun

git me two

>> No.11432543

>>11425903
Steak bagel meal extra hashbrown and 2 sausage mcmuffins with some grape jelly packets, small root beer to drink. Sometimes more hashbrowns if I'm feeling reckless.

>> No.11432560

DOES ANYONE HERE ACTUALLY LIKE THE MCRIB? ITS EXACTLY LIKE THOSE WEIRD PORK SANDWICHES THEY SERVED IN HIGH SCHOOL.

>> No.11433091

McKroket

>> No.11433116

>>11425903
2 double big macs
2 mcdoubles
2 filet of fish
20 nuggets
Large poutine
Large chocolate shake


That was my pre dinner snack today, got 2 lasagna in the oven and working on 24 colt 45's

>> No.11433127

>>11425903
ill take a mcdouble and mcchicken and a large coke

>> No.11433142

>>11425903
One CBO and one Big Tasty please.