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Thanksgiving Edition. Extra points for non-meme Thanksgiving webms.

>> No.11434165
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>> No.11434330
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Question about that webm. So they create the brine stirring it about. Add the turkey. And just pour the water over the top? Weighing the bird down even though it looks like part might not be submerged? Fuck even brining?

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>> No.11434359
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>> No.11434369

Good, now that that's out of the way perhaps we can have a real thread.

>> No.11434446
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>> No.11434641
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>> No.11434792

You have to eat these

>> No.11434798
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>> No.11434846

who's the hot black dude? i want to know because reasons.

>> No.11434946
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>> No.11435026

Holy shit someone post the screencap of the eggs thread pls

>> No.11435111
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>> No.11435216
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>> No.11435302
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>> No.11435303

Something about her is hot af

>> No.11435324

Is that cooked bacon?

>> No.11435340
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>> No.11435347

what the fuck

>> No.11435349
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>> No.11435356

what's the point of that? it has none of the batter you get from normal deep-frying , and you can't add stuffing or add spce/herb rubs for flavour like you would for a roast.

what a dumb fucking meme

>> No.11435537

This webm makes me irrationally angry every time I see it

>> No.11435576

That was a good movie

>> No.11435579

This entire thread is the exact same shit we've all seen dozens of times.

>> No.11435584
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Then why don't you do something about it nerd?

>> No.11435591

An entire bottle of whiskey, a bottle of wine and almost 2 liters of cider on 1 liter of water?
That's a bit strong, don't you think?

>> No.11435610

Looks like it is. I kind of want to try it but I know that I'll just down an entire pound of cheddar doing it.

>> No.11435682

>make strong drink for a party
>watch everybody getting smashed

>> No.11435692

Maybe it's just regular cider, not hard cider.

>> No.11435703
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>> No.11435706

How does he get out of the egg fort without breaking any eggs?

>> No.11435744

Why does everyone assume it means hard cider? Same thing in the last thread, it just says apple cider

>> No.11435759


>> No.11435822

so comfy

>> No.11435830

i concur

>> No.11435837

puffed pastry is so fun to work with

>> No.11435849

Square videos suck ass.

>> No.11435978

>Put all the eggs into the same container
>Then pour them out one at a time

>> No.11436041

I hate zoomers sometimes

>> No.11436056

In the United States, Apple Cider refers to unfiltered apple juice.
Hard Cider the alcoholic version.
Stay away from Applejack it's not for you son.

>> No.11436078

>black hands

>> No.11436210
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>> No.11436236

Does anyone have that .gif/webm of some guy making something, and with every new ingredient the knife wounds on his hands get visibly worse and worse?

>> No.11436277

I know right? What a great guy

>> No.11436432

That's Ramsay's masterchef video where he breaks down a lobster.

>> No.11436541

It cooks faster I guess

>> No.11436563

god /ck/ is even weirder than I expected it to be

>> No.11436585

>what's the point of that?
Deep-frying keeps the turkey moist. It also cooks faster than the oven, and gives you better crispy skin.

>>it has none of the batter you get from normal deep-frying
Of course it doesn't. If you put batter on food that big it would be burned long before the interior was properly cooked. If you wanted batter you could cut the turkey up and fry the pieces.

>> No.11436614

Oh, and to continue:
you certainly can use herbs, just put them in the brine, or stick them under the skin.

You can't put stuffing in there, that's true. But stuffing comes out the best when you cook it separately from the bird anyway. Make whatever stuffing you want and bake it in the oven, then serve it next to the turkey.

>> No.11436660

How does he break the eggs without leaving the fort?

>> No.11436679

it's usually done this way because you can check for any pieces of shell or defects in the egg like a bloody yolk, etc. ahead of time. if you cracked the eggs directly into the batter then it's harder to catch and fix problems like that

>> No.11436682

he turns 360 degrees and walks away

>> No.11436691

they're likely european. they don't call it "hard cider" because most cider is alcoholic over there, they just call it cider. it's really only a north american thing that cider is more commonly non alcoholic

>> No.11436698

ikr, why is she even bothering with a gender reveal? it's not like black guys stick around to raise the kids they father...

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>> No.11437409
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>> No.11437440

god has forsaken us

>> No.11437456
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What particularly offends you, because I am pretty sure I have something that you will hate more

>> No.11437469

Why are a lot of these abominations pasta based?

>> No.11437470

what tha fuck

>> No.11437490
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Anon, don't tell me you've never covered stale mac & cheese in cheeto dust and deepfried them then dunked them in ranch

>> No.11437494

It's extremely easy to work with, cheap, and few picky eaters don't like it.

>> No.11437495

The close ups do not make them appetizing at all. I can imagine their smug faces when coming up with these and it hurts. And it's all full of cheese, too. It's always cheese, some out of place brand snack, and a vegetable because Cousin Linda thinks that one vegetable makes a dish healthy, even if it's corn. Can anyone find the "kreative" video of the apple dumplings soaked in mountain dew (or sprite)?

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>> No.11437587

this guy would fuck up a wet dream

>> No.11437596
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>> No.11437601

can someone please make a gif of that lady at the end wagging her head left to right?

>> No.11437612

>encouraging cannibalism

>> No.11437670

Shit like this is why I love baking

>> No.11437675
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>> No.11437866

im surprised he manages to have a son, although that might be because he fucked up when wearing a condom

>> No.11437874

i feel this is one of those intentionally made bad on prupose

>> No.11437883

>2 genders

>> No.11437916
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what the fuck

>> No.11437917

Wtf? Did he kidnap her? This is porn, isn't it?

>> No.11437975

Fucking white people...

>> No.11437999

And then some idiot who doesn't understand displacement puts in too much oil and starts a fire

>> No.11438004

>And then some idiot who doesn't understand displacement
Like jack?

>> No.11438018

It's a reference to this: >>11435111

>> No.11438310
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>> No.11438318

Is this the numale lifestyle?

>> No.11438332

i'd beat the shit outta this guy

>> No.11438336
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Ja/ck/ has complete mastery of physics

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>> No.11438360

>reinforcing binary gender stereotypes by colour

>> No.11438369

meh, I made a somewhat similar pasta with goat cheese and butternut squash. This doesn't look too different.

>> No.11438372
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>> No.11438376

>coffee in cereal
>sits on the fucking floor

>> No.11438377

Lmao nigga just get a cornballer.

>> No.11438381

>not calling it eureka!.webm

>> No.11438383
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The only people worse than Jackposters are the faggots who critique filenames while never posting anything.

>> No.11438385

There goes my nofap.

>> No.11438388

avocados are for spastics

>> No.11438399

Gods light no longer shines in this world.

>> No.11438415

Can someone post the And an olive :)))))) webm?

>> No.11438430
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Avocados are the future old man.

>> No.11438434

i'm so mad, fuck you

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>> No.11438547

Man working in a bakery must be comfy as fuck.

>> No.11438561
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>> No.11438627

it's a meme, you dip

>> No.11438640

>All that mess and effort, puts it into a pan of cold oil

I can see why /ck/ likes this guy now.

>> No.11438956

Is this a work or a shoot brother?

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>> No.11438995

is there more?

>> No.11439255

Fucking kek.

>> No.11439261

>bites a hole in it as he tries to rip it open
>doesn't unroll it, just tries to balance it on the tip
>holds his hand out in a "what the fuck" position when it falls off

>> No.11439275

Just air fry a turkey heh

>> No.11439301
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>> No.11439306

Please tell me this is a joke

>> No.11439310

no fucking shit moron

>> No.11439315

>sausage fingers

>> No.11439330
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Yes actually.

>> No.11439334

A fucking Harry Potter tattoo

>> No.11439336
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esta demasiado caro

>> No.11439419

I can't put my finger on why, but these give me a very strong Reddit vibe.

>> No.11439505

why didnt they put tomato sauce or any other sauce that doesnt look like liquid shit

>> No.11439589
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>> No.11439603

>bites a hole in it as he tries to rip it open
Motherfucker, I'm at work and now the entire office is staring.

>> No.11439616

>buys 2-in-1 sex toys that does neither job well and breaks immediately
>goes for the fingerbang
>loses his ring inside

>> No.11439653


>> No.11439665
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>the olive

>> No.11439670

>calls for non-meme
>posts meme deep fry turkey
>doesn't even buttermilk

If you don't brine it's ok, but brining is better for poultry. It really isn't much work for a better bird. Also, get a $30 roaster oven from Amazon for superior results.

>> No.11439698

>le poultry brining meme
it isn't 2003 anymore, grandpa. most poultry comes already injected with a 10% brine, read the packaging. further brining just dilutes the already diluted poultry flavor and makes it difficult to get crisp skin.

>> No.11439700

Air frying is not frying and is also shit.

>> No.11439716

>>he actually buys factory-farmed pre-brined poultry
I feel sorry for you, anon.

>> No.11439753

>If you steam dumplings you get steamed dumplings!

>> No.11439759
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>> No.11439774

It just looks like worms in a glass.

>> No.11439778


>> No.11439781

someone post that twitter post from some big brand talking about making that great desert and then its like

open the bag of cooies/oreas and eat them off the floor like the dog you are

>> No.11439786

While that looks like too much alcohol, it looks like it would be a better experience than deep-frying a damn turkey.

>> No.11439789

what is this nigger shit fuck this whore i want to cum and kill her

>> No.11439790


>> No.11439792

your the nigger

>> No.11439795

this is the worst fucking thread in c/ks asas entire ufckign history the fuck is this shit god damn fuck you fuck all of you im fucking done im never coming back to this board again just fuck you fags

>> No.11439797
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>> No.11439801

I don't eat poultry so, no, I dont buy factory farmed pre brined poultry. Nice try at deflecting my criticism by acting superior though, pleb.

>> No.11439831

>cook parper thin steak
>still raw

>> No.11439835

BC is leaf california

>> No.11439836

Pointing out that good poultry exists is "acting superior" now?

>> No.11439874

Huh? I know that unbrined poultry exists, but the overwhelming majority of what's available in stores is factory farmed and pre brined. Its the "I feel sorry for you" line that was the 'acting superior' I was referring to, stop being obtuse.

>> No.11439927

One of my favorites

>> No.11439929

>I know that unbrined poultry exists
Then what's the problem? You seemed to assume there was no choice but to buy pre-brined. If you don't want pre-brined then don't buy pre-brined.

Hell, I can't speak for everyone, the majority of the poultry sold at my local supermarkets is NOT brined.

>> No.11440079

>some wholesome anon says he loves baking
>reply with a .webm from Tasty
Why would you do such a thing?

>> No.11440129
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>> No.11440145

Why didn't anyone tell me how to boil eggs that way

>> No.11440345

Cooking pepper may make it bitter

>> No.11440489
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>> No.11440559

pretty sure that's an apple watch

>> No.11440583

cos it's fucking retarded

>> No.11440720

Because you should avoid using microwave ovens all togheter.

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>> No.11440745
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>> No.11440779

This is the first time I've seen one of these cancerous videos that actually gave me a good idea. It's just duchess potatoes 101 with a riff on chocolate lava cake, but it's not a bad idea. I'm guessing they cooked off half a dozen sheet pans before they got one where the gravy wasn't leaking out.

>> No.11440786


It's obviously a video made for children.

Speaking of, you have to be 18+ to post here.

>> No.11440849
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>> No.11440911
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>> No.11440918

this is kind of neat, would make a good Christmas gift

>> No.11440925

I think they're a Kickstarter that never materialized

>> No.11440935

oh. yeah I could see how that would happen. womp womp.

>> No.11440962

hmmmm burnt bacon

>> No.11441042
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>hmmmm burnt bacon

Ask and ye shall....

>> No.11441044
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>> No.11441380 [DELETED] 

Hi, you OK? :^)

These 'webms' or webmemberposts are in reference to this imageboard post >>11434148
asking for webms to be posted with a Thankesgiving theme. OK great, see you later bois X:DD

>> No.11441399
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>> No.11441535

it's the hard cuts

>> No.11441563

But it's not cider, it's cidre.

>> No.11441568

Those pastries actually seem cute and functional though.

>> No.11441580

you go to Reddit a lot?

>> No.11441606

but the cheese is upside down

>> No.11441622

1' 02", he grabs a cold tray with towels. y tho?

>> No.11441641


>> No.11441644

shit like this is the very reason mass shooting occur

>> No.11441657

I heard that in the anouncer's voice instantly

>> No.11441672
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>> No.11441773

>upside down cheese
>no tomatoes
2/10 would eat

>> No.11441820

These are kitchen "hacks" for urban yuppies that live in California who rent overpriced apartments that don't come already furnished with stoves.

>> No.11441865
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>> No.11441869

But they never actually good food, they just make cereal, go out to eat, and sometimes order Chinese.

>> No.11441874
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>> No.11441885
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>> No.11442017

Probably force of habit. I always do the same.

>> No.11442315
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actually looks quite nice ngl

>> No.11442316

Why are American pizzas so floppy?

>> No.11442341

>Finger thick
>Her fat fucking fingers are like bratwursts

>> No.11442357

What's the point of putting even MORE lard into an already fatty piece of meat? I understand fat will give it flavor but at that point you might as well just shoot yourself in the heart

>> No.11442384


>> No.11442476
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>webm threads
>they're just jack reposts and reddit cooking tutorial reposts

>> No.11442550

>pizza burrito
>literally something i used to do as an autistic child
fucking hell, i could be baiting yuppies and hipster cucks into handing me their money by now FUCK

>> No.11442554


>> No.11442559

You don't add lard to a fatty cut. You add it to a tough lean one.

>> No.11442592

You can't put your finger on it? Try harder.

>> No.11442607

The recipe became public domain several years ago. No lawsuit here.

>> No.11442656


>> No.11442707


>no baking powder
>flour already cooked
how does that dough get fluffy?

>> No.11442709

>might as well just shoot yourself in the heart
Lard is healthy.

>> No.11442827

i enjoyed this

>> No.11442838

i just saw this, this video was made as a joke obviously
he is still a s o y l a d though

>> No.11442842

How does he get out without breaking all the eggs?

>> No.11442845

literally me

>> No.11442848
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>> No.11442868

>That'll be $100 plus tip

>> No.11442869

>that will be 150 dollars sir

>> No.11442877

do americans really....

>> No.11442901
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Who /hotdogpie/?

>> No.11442945

>Frozen pizza
>It bends

>> No.11442971

Trolling little kids is my favorite. Got one little sucker to put a boatload of pepper flakes on his pizza by insisting that it was sweet, like sugar. His face was priceless.

>> No.11442976

Mr Okeefe over here

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>> No.11443128

This hurts the worse because this is an actual video from a professional

>> No.11443148

How can you fuck up the secret sauce so badly when the actual recipe for it straight from McDonald's is on the internet

>> No.11443221

macsauce recipe is straight from mcdonald's canadian youtube channel.

>> No.11443225

holy fuck Jack always baffles me. why not get a fatty cut of meat to begin with

>> No.11443230

What do you mean? That's just standard british prawn cocktail. He's not trying to make an american style shrimp cocktail doofus.

>> No.11443233

Fucking Americans, truly the worst group of white people

>> No.11443236

i'm tempted to try this on the off chance that it could be tasty with the right kind of dog

>> No.11443323
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what a waste of time

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>> No.11443376

Why doesn't he just use the hand that lost it's ability to feel to the stroke?

>> No.11443431

That'll be 200 plus a tip sir.

>> No.11443494

Not a burrito until you get those sides tucked in

>> No.11443496

Wow man this is such an offensive holiday how can you celebrate it?

>> No.11443499

Have you seen Jack jr recently?
Id say Jack fucked up raising him too

>> No.11443502

This one is better with sound

>> No.11443505

Looks like the worms that are inside you right now.

>> No.11443509

This isn't the worst non plate meal I've seen but I still don't like it

>> No.11443512

The father is wh*t*

>> No.11443513

God is dead

>> No.11443550

Jack is a special kind of stupid.

>> No.11443551

will that herb bundle even work if it's just sitting on top of the chicken?

>> No.11443552

I would definitely give this a taste

>> No.11443553

>Thots eating and letting cheese hang down
Nasty nigga

>> No.11443557

Is it legal to rent out a place that doesn't have a stove?

>> No.11443558

Is this shit?

>> No.11443561

Healing powers
He's probably going to finish that off with some elephant tusk for his cock

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>> No.11443565

Yeah they got the cash but never delivered.

>> No.11443567

Why would I want to learn about this person? Is this some sort of 'this will be you if you eat like shit' prevention show?

>> No.11443571

Imagine using this for sounding.

>> No.11443588

drinking it outside counts as exercise

>> No.11443601

>upside down cheese
This and the fact that only one of the patties gets cheese riled me up more than it probably should

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>the way he just drops it in the egg and makes a fucking mess

>> No.11443671

dear lord

>> No.11443685
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Do you really think a fucking retard who can't even crack an egg has the mental capacity to MacGyver a useless fucking contraption like that? Besides this shit already exists, they just stole it from a as seen on TV ad.

I fucking hate the fact that this video exists, it has no right to.

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>kraft single

>> No.11443749

source? I can only find versions without sound.

>> No.11443754

>cholesterol bomb
Also, how are you supposed to eat this?

>> No.11443762

I want to drop this bitch she needs a jaw realignment holy fuck how can someone be so obnoxious kill her now please

>> No.11443767

Oh fuck off you delusional commie piece of shit, go die before you infect others with your maniacal horseshit

>> No.11443772

Swastika in wrong direction

>> No.11443777

>deep fry

The brining part is fucking useless if you deep fry.

>> No.11443794

Does brining not flavour the fowl even with the frying after?

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It's not Jack. The camera and film quality are too good and you know he would've fucked up something as simple.

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>I understand fat will give it flavor but at that point you might as well just shoot yourself in the heart

>> No.11443969

sides gone

>> No.11443994

It's been this way for a long time. You don't come to a webm thread for the webm's, you come here for the sperg outs.

>> No.11444002

Mmm, yeah, brah, just roll that pizza up so I can shove it all in my mouth at once.

>> No.11444016

>oh grandma, what a big mouth you have

>> No.11444017

anyone else notice there's no yolk in that egg?

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>> No.11444031

>tfw you're obese and dieting
>this would literally kill someone
why do this this is like a heart attack in a bun holy shit how many calories are in a single one? like 2000??? this is insane. this gave me diabetes watching it.

>> No.11444122

I don't care what anyone says but warm strawberries are fucking gross. They never go back to being delicious again without the aid of sugar.

>> No.11444173

>everyone tells you about avocados being good source of protein
>go buy some in EU
>1 kg of avocados is 38$
uh no

>> No.11444185

a potato dough, or pota-dough, if you will

>> No.11444188

Oh, not bad

>> No.11444192

They use dollars in the EU?

>> No.11444201

I can't be the only one who FUCKING HATES THE EVER LIVING GUTS out of these types of videos?
They take everything great about cooking out, and boils it down, literally, to be easy consumable for the SoMe generation of instant gratification.
Get that stupid shit out of here, I would rather watch man in egg fort for the millionth time than that shit.

>> No.11444253

America was a mistake.

>> No.11444270

>Measurements in cups and oz

>> No.11444273

I can convert easily since I use both currencies all the time.

>> No.11444318

Nope I don't mind since I'm not autistic

>> No.11444321

It would be funny if he built that device and then used it to smack the egg open in his hand and dump it in the bowl.

>> No.11444329

If you care the least about cooking you should mind. But fair enough, this is /ck/.

>> No.11444389

why is everyone calling soy on this shit? the dude looks like he lifts

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>> No.11444671

that was before his most recent stroke,most of his videos are in fact

>> No.11444685

some people don't consume food for the taste, instead they do it for the experience
also your dick will grow an inch

>> No.11444732

Found it.

>> No.11444742

does this really need a video? i mean anyone could do this. its a no brainer, empty the hot dog and fill it. only an idiot couldnt do this.

>> No.11444765

That bothered me too. I've brined before and I make sure the whole bird is under the brine.

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>> No.11444898


Thanks for stating the obvious you fucking faggot.

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>> No.11444985

Thanks m8

>> No.11444988

>my dick isn't fat enough

>> No.11444993

Mashed potato wantons? So a fucking pierogi?

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You had me raging at milk chocolate

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>not sure if it will be a carbo load
is this bitch serious?

>> No.11445039

>dry toast on medium heat
as opposed to wet toasting?

>> No.11445060


do you have to pay extra for this service?

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>> No.11445066

$19.99 plus tip

>> No.11445072


> tip

I'll put the whole thing in namean

>> No.11445088

thank you so much

>> No.11445093

if you want to be a big fat pussy you can throw in some ice

>> No.11445099

how about swapping two bottles of prosecco for the pinot grigio and the club soda

>> No.11445107

what is the guy with the mustache eating at 1:04

>> No.11445139

>vegetarian parmesan
Ignoring the fact this is retarded, they probably meant 'vegan', since cheeses are vegetarian by default

>> No.11445142

many such cases!

>> No.11445159

In what kind of a shitty hellhole apartment does one live to "cook" like this?

>> No.11445164

Nope, regular parmesan is made using rennet, which is an animal product

>> No.11445174

>bitch bitch bitch i don't like fooooooood

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>> No.11445325

fucking kek

>> No.11445451

why would fruit go on one side of the cake? why not evenly distribute it? it looks lopsided

>> No.11445679

This gave me cancer

>> No.11445776

this one is so wrong
>t. spic

>> No.11445777

I fucking hate the Americans for creating this culture of eating the cheapest, salt based and lowest fucking form of consuming cheese. What the fuck are they on, they have this massive country with millions of people and limitless wealth and this is what they decide is what to consume
Jesus Christ I wish they'll just end it all why, just start your civil war so I can stop seeing these kind of abominations on the internet
I'm just in these threads to piss myself off
Fucking cheese balls God damn it all, and you call your spaghetti noodles and everything has sugar and butter in it
Just die of obesity, you are all getting cancer from all this processed shit
I'd rather eat Mongolian blood stew than this

>> No.11445895

You're a subservient of them like all western nations

>> No.11445903

Delusional, they are losing their influence faster than Americans realize
And America is subservient to Israel
China number one

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