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Puppet Edition

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>> No.11451632

A McChicken thread died for this you cancerous shitslop

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For what purpose?

>> No.11451711

Pretty accurate, this is more representative of what white people eat than midwestern food.

That actually makes sense as a recipe. Chinese/Asian bakeries have a sweet sausage in bun.

>> No.11451716

this is barely even puppetry

>> No.11451744

What and absolute meme, at least he's being self aware of that.

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What's everyone drinking tonight?

>> No.11451793

J&B rare while watching The Thing.

>> No.11451817

How do we stop niggerposting on /ck/? Asking for a friend.

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Post more whites.

>> No.11451829

>all that effort
>30ml vodka
>probably $150 for the drink
Jiroposter needs a new target for his hate.

Drinking home brewed beer and 92% moonshine.

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You might understand if you are ever not poor.

>> No.11451861

Does there exist a more disgusting """human""" than Steve-O?

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I was extremely disappointed when this wasn't Sam Hyde

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>> No.11452091

I don't think I've ever seen anything more Reddit in my entire life. Never come here again.

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Thanks, I'll be here all weekend.

>> No.11452106

mmmm prolapse steak

>> No.11452259

Don't talk shit about steve-o, he's had it rough.

>> No.11452299

Why's the black guy just standing there staring at him

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>> No.11452371

Because if he wasn't there to give his approval, people might realize the idiocy of spending $2,500 on a mixed drink.

>> No.11452373

Whitey be drinkin water n shii-

>> No.11452376

He's resisting the urge to rob.

>> No.11452382

what kind of porn is this

>> No.11452387

i don't doubt she can't handle it
i doubt the reaction

>> No.11452389

sauce ????

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Now there's a man who clearly loves his fucking job.

>> No.11452554

None, it was just a really hot raw pepper.

>> No.11452699

>drinking water is a wypipo thing
Oh fuck off.

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haha HOW does he get out???

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this evening, /ck/ takes on /mu/ in the 4cc

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estimated start time: 21:00 UTC (in 4bongs)

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>> No.11453347

>lemme snort this here strawberry

>> No.11453362

What about elevensies?

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>> No.11453384

It's pretty crazy it's okay to be racist towards 'white people' (an interesting term considering what they probably mean is 'European') and no one considers it racist at all. In fact it's almost encouraged.

>> No.11453396

I've had pale ale jelly, and it's amazing.

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round of 16 stream is live, we play in 3 and a half hour

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i always try and not let my emotions get the better of me but this guy trying to be funny get me so fucking mad

>> No.11453474

puffed rice?

>> No.11453475

good job posting a link to stream

>> No.11453480

I loved these matches

>> No.11453578 [DELETED] 



will make a matchthread when we get close to matchtime

>> No.11453614

I'm mad at the amount of oil they wasted

>> No.11453670

this makes me feel funny

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>babysat for hundreds of years
>handed everthing on a plate
>still fuck it up
>blame the hand that feeds them
What is it with these people, why are they so stupid?

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>> No.11453701

Imagine being so sad that you feel the need to resize your image on a bait post so people can read it.

>> No.11453705

Not bait post. Truth.

>> No.11453714

Thank you. I've never watched that shit, but those clips got me. Watching fast food autism and egg fort run around was great

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>mutually exclusive

>> No.11453728

Why would you mix the bacon cheese and onions before putting it in the steak to ensure uniformity throughout?

>> No.11453740

"Do not worry brother my right hand is clean for I wipe with my left."

>> No.11453748

>been rich beyond belief since he was a kid
Fuck off safety net faggot.

>> No.11453774


God I hate this faux "look how incredible this is! It's arrived" bullshit.

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>> No.11453890

Poo hand, that's why the rice goes brown

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>Drinks water like it will do anything
>Keeps spitting out the milk
>Didn't prepare any ice cream
What a dumb bitch.

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>> No.11454099

>grown-ass man fucks up frying an egg

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>file name
good job, anon

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>> No.11454156

whatenthefuck was this supposed to be?

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>> No.11454187

>wimyn can handle the pain 100 time better than disgusting cis males!

>> No.11454195

What the fuck.

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>> No.11454201

Look at the mess she made. Absolutely disgusting. I would put her ass out on the lawn and hose her down.

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i swear, this guy would fuck up a wet dream

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>> No.11454289

I wonder if he heard somewhere that the egg continues cooking after you take it out of the pan

>> No.11454297

idk if you can blame him for shitty as seen on tv products

>> No.11454302

Something German no doubt

>> No.11454309

enjoy your salmon

>> No.11454324

I like how he decided the meat was ruined and he had to throw it all away

>> No.11454343

He never reads instructions. He actually says that in his videos

>> No.11454375

This is ridiculously hot. Tell me there's more like this.

>> No.11454376

Egg? How!

>> No.11454401

God I fucking hate jack. How can one man be so fucking awful at everything he cooks. Christ. he's just so fucking incompetent.

>> No.11454403

How is Jack so fucking bad at everything?

>> No.11454417 [DELETED] 

>Americans consider this man as a chef
American Dogs are disgusting.
امريكا الى الجحيم

>> No.11454419

He reminds me of DSP. I'm trying to find similarities between them to explain their extreme incompetence. So far, I've noticed they're both very impatient and will give up on something way sooner than an average person. Other than that, I have no idea.

>> No.11454421

Many ask the question: "How does he get out?", but before we can answer that, we must go to the beginning and ask "How does he get in?"

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>> No.11454431

Probably under the eggs to his right.

>> No.11454433

Filthy American Pig Dogs are stupid

امريكا الى الجحيم

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>> No.11454437

adding ice makes it white, if they say so

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It's just mind-blowing to me that he has a following. Then again maybe every single one of his subs are there because they enjoy watching this clown of a man fail at everything he does. How the fuck did he gain a following otherwise. Jack 's sheer incompetence is fucking earth-shattering.

>> No.11454441

I think it's an image thing. There's a ton of men that look like Jack (fat, goatee, baseball cap) who can relate to him because of that. I don't know.

>> No.11454478

Only dirty American Dog nation is it,

امريكا الى الجحيم

>> No.11454481

I can never not focus on the fact his phone is in the discarded meat packaging.

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>30ml vodka
lmao what is even the point

what I'm drinking tonight
>1/4 bottle vodka
>2 cans of diet soda
mixed in a bigass sippy cup, might have two of them depending on how I'm feeling

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almost time for /ck/ vs /mu/

>> No.11454555

i still have my scarf from ages ago

>> No.11454561

what was he trying to make? panna cotta?

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come on you chefs

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1 FUCKING NIL!!!!!!!

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so many tasty mangoes died for this shit

>> No.11454800


oh i'm dying

>> No.11454805


fuck the british and their '''food'''
fuck pink himalayan salt

fuck cast iron skillets

how could we choke this god damnit

>> No.11454807

still a pretty good show

>> No.11454818

we've been calling it that for weeks you stupid newfag

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Half before work, half when I get home..

>> No.11454832


sorry to burst your bubble

>> No.11454876

>just throw some fucking gold in there for no reason
this """trend""" of putting gold on shit just to make it more needlessly expensive reeks of late roman decadence

>> No.11454884

No, I think he's right. I think it has been called that for at least a couple years and quite possibly longer.
It's fairly recent that people have been forcing it really hard as a meme but it's been a regular in these threads for a long time.

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I bet she can shite

>> No.11454886

What a newfag

>> No.11454924

sorry I totally misused greentext

he said weeks. I remember it for the last like 3 years or so

>> No.11454954

>this kills the brit

>> No.11454961

sauce? i wanna fap to this

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>> No.11454985

Steve-o is fucking based you goddamned soyboy

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Read the fucking thread.

Steve-o is literally snorting soy in that webm, /pol/tard.

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>touches paper money and then food

>> No.11455119

This guy's a proper cunt.

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>> No.11455337

>sticker still on the apple


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>> No.11455453

That looks pretty disgusting

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>> No.11455812

I wonder how they felt after the second reproduction was announced

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>> No.11455853

>sticker still on

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>mixing food with the same hand that he wipes his butthole with

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>> No.11456030

I'm not sure why you say that. I think Westerners are a bit scared of just putting a fucking hardboiled egg into a dish, you don't see that elsewhere

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>goatfucker in any position to say anything about anyone
max oof

>> No.11456181

i can just imagine the dried bits of poop from under his fingernails getting removed from him swirling his hands around in the food.

>> No.11456302

Is there a porn category for this?

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She is like a little babby.

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>> No.11456462

My mum met this guy today.

>> No.11456472

3.30 theres a nip

>> No.11456494

Dont listen to these homofags. Id zuk ya dik

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oooopsies shoulda been more careful editing!

>> No.11456611

I still don't understand why the gimmick EDM artist started being a gimmick instructional recipe host as well. Like what retarded label CEO or career manager makes these decisions.

>> No.11456614

was that fucking onions, garlic, granny smith apples, and sauerkraut?

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It's super easy content to make, is easily re shareable on social media without sound, and is about something that everyone can relate to (food).

>> No.11456625

desu white people jokes are p much harmless
kinda rude and unfunny but most of them are about bland food/girls from starbucks etc

>> No.11456635

I want to beat the shit out of Jack. Maybe beat him to death. Just cave his stupid downy face in with a mallet. Crush all his fingers and take that faggot bling ring. His idiocy legitimately pisses me off to the point of violence. I hate people like him, so stupid that they don't even know that they're stupid.

>> No.11456683

As a German I can say fuck no.
The only thing that came to my mind watching this was: "Was für ein Haufen Scheisse".

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>> No.11456944

tell me about the pan
why is it always cold

>> No.11457013

so apples, sauerkraut, caraway, and onions are not a german thing?

wew lad

>> No.11457032
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>the gimmick EDM artist
It reminds me more of the Stig.

>> No.11457275

Probably, but we're talking about Jack here.

>> No.11457287

A sharp knife is a safe knife bro.

>> No.11457294

This is hardly racist. There are no stereotypes in it.

>> No.11457466

See >>11454084
Jack logic at its finest
>burn hands by dropping things in hot oil
>should i use an utensil or be more delicate in the future?
>no, clearly the oil temperature is at fault

>> No.11457475

Wait is that really why he keeps trying to fry shit by dumping stuff into cold oil and heating from there?

>> No.11457620

Did Ja/ck/ make a non-Newtonian sauce?

>> No.11457707
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>House with a indoor pool

Why are dumb people so filthy rich

>> No.11457750
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How in the absolute fuck can he manage to have fully cooked omelett in the middle of the pan and raw egg on the outside

>> No.11457756

It's the other way around. Money makes you stupid.
Specifically, growing up with money makes you stupid. I'm sure the parent or parents who paid for all that are better people than her.

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i see this so often, is this actually what minorities in the us think white people eat or is this just as bland a meme as it looks?

>> No.11457930

So fragile

>> No.11457949

I don't get this, what I would associate with "white people food" is an undeserved appreciation and elevation of shit tier deathnikk foods.

>> No.11457963

Do you know what the difference between xenophobia and racism is? You probably don't, that's fine, but you'll probably be able to solve this mystery on your own if you do some research.

>> No.11457989

I thought non-whites were supposed to be good at handling spicy foods and only wypipo couldn't handle flavor

>> No.11458015

>The goalie is a closet
Holy shit this is too good.

>> No.11458032

he can fail at whatever he likes (see Yorkshire) but it doesn't mean it's not your food dummkopf

>> No.11458035

I'm legitimately impressed

>> No.11458082

a fish died for this

>> No.11458116

he is an edm artist though

>> No.11458191

aren't you supposed to dunk it in and pick it up with that spatula thing with the holes?

>> No.11458206

you thought wrong tardo

>> No.11458215
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>mfw haven't been to /ck/ in a year
>Webm threads used to be informative and interesting
>They've now devolved into trollposting and eggposting

All I want are burger webms

>> No.11458249

So we can make veiled racist threads on /ck/ now?

>> No.11458255

Black people only know what white people food is like since that's what they're served in prison.

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>> No.11458879

the fuck is PSL?

>> No.11458898

probably coffee with ice cream in it

>> No.11458986

reminds me of some porn gone bad

>> No.11459019

How does he break the eggs without getting out?

>> No.11459035

I might be offended if they could make some good jokes

>> No.11459117

why the fuck is it so black?

>> No.11459222

>hating on based Steve-o
Daily reminder that he's made more money than your entire extended family has made by stapling his ballsack to his leg

>> No.11459297


I just can't imagine the diarrhea she must have constantly

>> No.11459323
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And how, in any way, does that make him a person worthy of my respect?

>> No.11459342

That's an outdoor pool, trillionaire.

>> No.11459373

My thoughts exactly. What the fuck, it's like one of those horrible 50s 'clever' meals aimed at lazy and retarded housewives.

>> No.11459391
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Contaminates every single spicejar

>> No.11459406


>> No.11459408

we can blame him for buying and shilling shitty products while being such a fucking mongoloid that he can't even use them when they're specifically intended to be tardproof tools.

>> No.11459439

This has to be the most painful self-outing of newfaggotry I've seen

>> No.11459504


>> No.11459515

Because he at least gets paid for being a retard while you're doing it here for free.

>> No.11459537

Taking a minute a day to talk shit to someone like you isn't as retarded as what that attentionwhore faggot does.
You couldn't pay me enough to act as undignified as he does because I'm not a prostitute.

>> No.11459707

the hot plate thing probably has an inner and outer heat coil and he only had the inner one on

>> No.11459931

I'm not him you moron.
And he didn't say it was his food, he just said it was shit. You went ahead and drew the dumb conclusion that he somehow said it wasn't german, because that's what you are: dumb.
Kinda like jack.
Now fuck off.

>> No.11459970

>Taking a minute a day to talk shit to someone like you isn't as retarded as what that attentionwhore faggot does.
Nor as lucrative or endearing
>You couldn't pay me enough to act as undignified as he does because I'm not a prostitute.
It's easy to proudly distance yourself from prostitution when you're already too ugly for anyone to fuck you for free. Jackass wasn't just a success because it was a bunch of retards doing retarded things, plenty of copycats tried the same and failed. It worked because those retards actually had personality and creativity in their mongoloid antics. Even if you did decide to slam your balls with frying pans for a living, I doubt you'd reach any popularity compared to Steve-o because it's already apparant that you have all the charm of a slug.

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>> No.11460426

Naming the ingredients like that reminds me of a hibachi.

Not in a good way

>> No.11460510

What the fuck even is that presentation? Why would I want to eat gold?
Honestly, feel like this should some how not be legal. You are almost literally flushing money down the drain when that gold could've been used to make lasting jewelry, some kind of sculpture or become part of an electronic device..

>> No.11460610

>Hey, that ice cream cone looks pretty good let me ruin it by clumsily draping a tasteless technically edible foil halfway over it one side with absolutely no aesthetic effort put into it so it looks like you accidentally laid it on a candy wrapper some how like the absolute wasteful pig you are oh by the way that will be $13 for the novelty of eating metal paper that could've been put to better use.

>> No.11462087

>prolapsed angus

>> No.11462223

Its like 5 dolars worth of gold

>> No.11462293


>> No.11462305

>You are almost literally flushing money down the drain
Yeah, no. Gold leaf goes for around $8~ per 10 sheets.
>make lasting jewelry, some kind of sculpture
Yeah, no. Gold leaf is so thin you'd have to collect a significant amount of gold leaf in order to make anything out of it.
>become part of an electronic device
Valid. But if they're able to just sell edible gold leaf like that, that means it's probably in some level of excess where it doesn't have to go to making some cheapass PCB.

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yet another fetish I didn't know I had, simply incredible

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I don't know a single nigger who cooks at home yet they constantly use stale jokes to bash wypipo.
Blacks constantly stuff their faces with more fast food garbage than any other group I've ever talked to

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do you?

>> No.11462487

Because jack thinks putting food on before warming it up gives it more flavor.
No I'm not kidding.

>> No.11462493

Three time salmonella survivor, two time stroke survivor. The man cannot die.

>> No.11462536

>fatass uses art that depicts himself as slim
Every time

>> No.11462565

Make some you useless retard?

>> No.11462605

It's not that difficult sweaties: Your modern notion of racism is an approximated and bastardised form of the scientific racism pushed during the 18th and 19th century to justify western imperialistic endeavors, viz,. slavery, involuntary sterilization programs, legal principles like the One-drop rule and apartheid.

Scientific racism always puts the caucasian race at the top of the food chain, however, depending on which system of race classification you subscribe to it will obviously encompass different ethnicities. i.e. most systems are invented to suit the need of the ruling class, so it depends on whether it's irish immigrants, blacks, italians or russians which you want to oppress, if its beneficial for you to label italian people as degenerate, then you'd exclude them from the caucasian race and treat them like crypto niggers,

With this in mind, do you see why its difficult to be racist towards anglos? The webm is not refering to the "white race", it's obviously making fun of white, middle-class americans, One of the classes of people who has benefited, either indirectly or directly, from the systematic classification of races. Being racist is invoking this way of thinking in order to discriminate against the "lower" races, it does not work upwards.

Making fun of mid-western american culture is xenophobic however.

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*Ment to include the 20th century too

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> after all that
> pan isn't even hot

>> No.11462725

Got anymore Rick Stein webm?

>> No.11462742

why every one of these retarded videos have to have bacon and melted cheese

>> No.11462780

This is what absolute incompetence looks like

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>he uses corn starch to thicken a casserole instead of just letting the water evaporate

>> No.11463138

You combine onion & garlic, sauerkraut, sliced granny smith apples (sans peel and sticker) and fennel seed, along with a fewfew spices. Layer it over a pork roast and bake it. It's actually very pleasant when it isn't cooked by a fucking food criminal.

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>> No.11463201

Best one.

>> No.11463240

>fatass uses art that depicts his right arm as usable

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Based Achewoodposter

>> No.11463273

For some reason I only like sauerkraut when cooked with cured and smoked pork. I've tried it with fresh pork spareribs and just didn't care for it as much.

>> No.11463574

my sides

>> No.11463597
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From the /ck/-/mu/ match on Saturday

>> No.11463754

Shit I missed it. Did /mlp/ beat anyone?

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>> No.11464563

english "food" does it again

>> No.11464811

I have a milk fetish now.

>> No.11465080

Haha, your bait worked.

>> No.11465125

imagine being this brainwashed by soy, liberal (((education))) and msm

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>> No.11465271

Delete this.

>> No.11465278

That would only make sense if there was pork in there

>> No.11465312

fuck you guys, I'm going to get some gin now

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>guys, I'm not brainwashed by stormfront, breitbart, drudge or F(au)x News but everybody they tell me to hate is brainwashed, ok? So true, so true.

>> No.11465481

>that fucking reveal at the end
it looked exactly the same as when he put it in

>> No.11465502

i still don't understand how he cuts himself, it's like that webm of the police officer pepper spraying the girl with a balloon sword.

>> No.11465513

>now add 2 cups of cornflower

>> No.11465527

jack actually makes the slap chop look good

>> No.11465533

why is he chopping up a burnt wooden spoon?

>> No.11465567

He's "testing" a ceramic knife.
After he ruined it by misusing it like a fucking idiot he took it back for a refund.

>> No.11465577

>battony chop chop, i'm a big boy

>> No.11465617

I'm still fucking pissed about that meme bullshit.

>> No.11466114

week old rootbeer with some chocolate milk

>> No.11466219

That comic almost made me cry. I should get professional help

>> No.11466279

for what purpose

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It's pretty much in line with Cast-Iron Skillet's usual bullshit.

>> No.11466703

You could always tell that Teodor was Onstad, what with all the cooking and the self-loathing

>> No.11466745

>multiple yeah, nos in a single post
Well, I think you know where you need to go back to.

>> No.11467052

I opened this and said "How can he possibly mess this up. Kitchen aid is a good brand. It's just a cheese grater. It's just cheese." God...damn it Jack.

>> No.11467095

We're doin bad this year.

>> No.11467098

he tried to change his grip on the knife and pushed his thumb into the very end of the blade

>> No.11467292

how much

not for the food

>> No.11467382

Lmao why do you care so much about steve o you pathetic loser

>> No.11467753

Not an argument brainlet

>> No.11468093


Lol what a retard

>> No.11468117

God damn. We need Hells Kitchen style Gordon Ramsay on the pass, he never lets anything through.

>> No.11468395

The fucking eyes.
Started laughing uncontrollably.

>> No.11468405

Always with the ducking molten cheese.
Ffs America diversify your portfolio!

>> No.11468415

How are eugenics still not a thing..?

>> No.11469225

sure, drink a gallon of fucking vinegar, why not?

>> No.11469233

i came here for webms not mid-2000's nostalgia

>> No.11469342

hard boiled egg

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>sticking gold leaf on the most basic soft serve

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