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>> No.11454758

is that dude low key making fun of mark there?

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>> No.11454772

what the fuck

>> No.11454775

what in the actual fuck

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>> No.11454789

hand fags are screaming

>> No.11454790

This guy is either /ck/ troll or even a bigger faggot than that fat draining, eating pizza with a fork cunt.

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>> No.11454848

What is it that makes me 100% certain this is from Britain? It's not like girls don't get drunk in other countries.

>> No.11454854

man i bet she's fun in the sack, just dont let her suck yer dick

>> No.11454880

absolutely. they might have planned it. i'd call it good-natured

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>> No.11455021

she's eating from a wasabi bag, a chain restaurant that primarily has locations in the UK

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London Overground colour scheme, and she's eating from a UK chain called Wasabi

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beating an egg with a knife

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lost my shit

>> No.11455416

Pointless webm if it doesn't have sound

>> No.11455437

Capitalism was a mistake

>> No.11455498

There's already a webm thread faggot.

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Webm with sound on, /ck/

>> No.11455615

I want to murder people who make videos like this


>> No.11455621

that's amazing

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>> No.11455645

cats are evil spirits kept around by retarded assholes

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>> No.11456136

You can tell she's probably drunk.

>> No.11456141

Alright but how do you make FAKE ones?

>> No.11456147

He's gotta be doing it on purpose at this point.

>> No.11456178

i fucking hate this cunt for no good reason

>> No.11456186

guy on the left with the i travel shirt reminds me of ainsley with all those facial expressions.

>> No.11456204

this was hilarious. thanks.

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Thats one way to do it.

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>> No.11456438

>there are people who legitimately experience this level of emotion
even if he's faking it I envy the shit out of that

>> No.11456447

maybe the first few times he was honest with it but effectively it became popular and now it's just a marketing tactic. Every t.v personality needs their thing to separate themselves from another.

Man i'm bored of this human experience entertainment isn't entertaining anymore.

>> No.11456765

Gotta try that medium rare chicken.

>> No.11456814

Is she mentally retarded or something?

>> No.11456830

I'm not from the US, where the hell is the difference between ground beef and ground sausage?

>> No.11456842

I'm assuming the sausage is ground pork/spices

>> No.11456871

ground sausage i think is just the sausage stuff they use but don't put it in the sausage casing for people who don't need it like if you wanna use some sausage type in a meatball or whatever

>> No.11456876

>the human condition

>> No.11456879

kek fuck mark

>> No.11456883

british af

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Did he attempt the mark wiens face there?

>> No.11457081

Fucking kek.

>> No.11457104

That stuff seems so useful, but surprisingly hard to find here.

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>> No.11457140

Who cares, they're all the same anyway.

>> No.11457166

Yeah, I like the usual suspects cheese and bacon myself, but they always go overboard with this shit.

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>> No.11457230

Whereabouts? You might have better luck looking for a roll of muslin.

>> No.11457240

I laugh because he's retarded, but I'd never have made that fucking shot in a million fucking years.

>> No.11457320

>tourettes baking
>"hurr is she mentally retarded??"

>> No.11457330

>an entire company that doesn't know how space works

>> No.11457337

t. OP of the other webm thread

>> No.11457340


>> No.11457386

Nothing gay about this

>> No.11457494

Raw chicken is very edible. Look into Aajonus

>> No.11457531
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I have no problem with it as long as it's not sold as a different cut from what it actually is. If I buy a ribeye steak I obviously want a very specific single cut of meat, not some cheap stew meat they glued together. And even if they make it look like a steak it's not going to cook like one.
As for whether Capitalism was a mistake. I suppose it's better to have glued meat than no meat at all. And It's better than throwing it away.

>> No.11457566


I like the kid. He has a better future ahead than I. He appreciates simplicity and the few things he has that aren't material. I hope the world doesn't break him as it did me.

>> No.11457609

>I'm Glistening

>> No.11457652

>boil your food inside plastic containers
this does not seem safe

>> No.11457666

Sausage is a bit more flavorful in my opinion, so adding it to the beef will make it taste better. Beef alone would taste a bit more bland unless you add more spices than salt and pepper

>> No.11457676

Wow indeed. Fried ravioli around sliders. i would love to have those!

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>> No.11457914

tfw the entire netherlands will never be flooded, killing off that abomination forever

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>> No.11458313

Imagine they vet to get the worse people at it.
It's not as funny to watch 10 people just crush it or know exactly what they're doing...implying it is funny.

>> No.11458356
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>> No.11458464

Is she retarded

>> No.11458471

Honestly, I just throw them in the oven at about 170 for six hours

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>> No.11458479

Its just an enzyme that binds certain amino-acids together. If it lets folks get more enjoyment out of shitty cuts of meat, there's nothing wrong with it.

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Old commercials are weird.

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>it never gets old

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Wait WTF...

>> No.11458499
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Read years ago about using ultrasounds to tenderize meat cuts.

>> No.11458528

>looks good
>tastes bland
Japanese kwisine in a nutshelf

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>> No.11458626

No, she has tourettes.
You however? probably.

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>> No.11458647

>literally a lid right there
>LOL lets smother it with paper napkins

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>> No.11458792

its pork

>> No.11458833

Wow Jack's really improved

>> No.11458859

as a geneticst by trade, I can tell you that meat is meat. There's nothing wrong with adding enzymes or mechanical manipulation. If its meat, and it tastes good, its fine.

>> No.11458887
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>> No.11458903

what was wrong with that perfectly fine edam cheese?
why do people fuck with food so much? just fucking eat it

>> No.11458922
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Just to show it works on cheese....

>> No.11458923

Nothing, ignore the "restructured" autist.

>> No.11458928

this bitch is retarded.
>beating an egg with a knife
>using the same hand for wet and dry
>putting seasoning in the outer fried material

>> No.11458939

>meat is meat
>don't listen to the pinko commie, just shut up and eat your gruel you human cattle
You didn't even watch the original video, did you, you supposed "expert on meat genetics"? It was banned in the EU because it exponentially increases the chance of contamination, since it's not a whole piece of meat that you can simply sterilize externally and be relatively certain that it's free of bacteria on the inside.

>> No.11458951

First time I saw this I laughed cause tard but after that I started to smile when I saw it cause he's so happy. Am I getting soft anons?

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Roasted by
Me ... kek

>> No.11458959

>lol i trole u
fuck you you stupid child

>> No.11458965

That's why porn exists anon
the last little thing left to make you feel.

>> No.11458967
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Got it #'s wrong.... time to stop posting

>> No.11458976

Oh, that's how all that "meat" at Aldi is made...

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>> No.11459004

Oh man that's just way too much avocado. I'm certain eating that feels like eating a whole stick of butter.

>> No.11459017

love me some chicken tartar

>> No.11459021

don't shit talk Aldi

>> No.11459026

fucking yikes tier

>> No.11459034
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>> No.11459037

Just go to trader joe's. Same thing, similar pricing, somewhat better quality.

>> No.11459059

don't have any around me

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you go to your gf's midwestern parents' house for dinner and they serve this with IPAs. What do you do?
[melee home run bat noise]
dont cook on drugs
but they got the rigid flag right at least...
>Young squire, the enemy is storming from the north, bring me the fabled poultry swords!
fuck the netherlands
>Do what you must, I have already won
0/10 no swords

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>> No.11459250

fuck off faggot

>> No.11459263

1. I actually work in RNA seq
2. Risk of contamination has nothing to do with the quality of the process and everything to do with the way the process is enacted. Places serving meat like this should probably insist on cooking it near well-done, as many shitty steak joints do, thus rendering the problem moot.

>> No.11459286

haha how bizarre

he's like some sort of gruff lord of that egg den

>> No.11459291

ok I reviled in disgust at this one
good to know im not too far gone.

>> No.11459328

gets me every time

>> No.11459447

>ywn be as excited about anything in your life as this kid is about an everyday fruit

>> No.11459545

What show is this

>> No.11459709
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>> No.11459828

Cocaine is truly the best seasoning

>> No.11460323

I love the nonchalant recognition that he's gonna be filmed doing his thing so all he does is move so you can see everything he's doing.

>> No.11460341


>> No.11460363
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Best Ever Food Review Show

>> No.11460364

Is this like a hidden vibrator challenge or something? Why is she so twitchy?

>> No.11460373

Just watched that episode. Damn, that chicken looked tasty. I was never sure if Mark wasn't just acting his face, but this time he had a second opinion with him. Guy really seems to knows his stuff, I'll give him that.

>> No.11460407

Fucking love me some slags lad.

>> No.11460448
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wow indeed

>> No.11460494

The complete lack of class and self awareness? UK women are their own league of trashy

>> No.11460512

>chips and cheese
>cheese sauce

Lol. What? First of all i doubt cheesy chips is the #1 drunk food, stereotypically kebabs are what pissheads eat after the pubs close. Second cheesy chips is literally just shredded chedder cheese on chips. I've never seen any of that fancy shit added to it in my life.

>> No.11460532

I've used that stuff to keep roulades together, it's not nearly as good a deal as the webm makes it look like the medallion they make would fall apart in the oil probably 50% of the time, I've never seen or heard of mooglue being used to take cheap cuts and make them into medallions in any restaurant or establishment, I think it would be cost prohibitive for the amount you would need to substantially make scraps into a log like they did and even then you can tell where the seams are it doesn't look the same as a normal filet. It's scare mongering. Mooglue is usually just used to hold pieces of meat to itself (like with roulades or something like turducken that found use the binding to keep it together)

>> No.11460579
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Look up nylon tricot it's a bit finer than cheesecloth and is washable and reusable you can order it online once and probably be good forever

>> No.11460582
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>> No.11460591

I mean, that's great if you only care about how the cake looks and not about actually eating it.

>> No.11460601

why were the 90s so easily recognizable on film

>> No.11460617
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They should not be eating them we need their blood for the medical industry

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True...But... Asians...Empathy???

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I'm dying

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Camden represent

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>> No.11460684

why they all gotta be black

>> No.11460686

I'd eat this.

>> No.11460693
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It's the exact same thing that happens when you vacuum seal shredded cheese without the binder though

>> No.11460700

Why flambe sausages?

>> No.11460701
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Impulse control, lack off.

>> No.11460706

bad job gaynon

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>> No.11460721

That's different the chinks and Japs don't have to worry about samonellia

>> No.11460759

good doggo

>> No.11460769

it depends on the chicken. You can't use any chicken for sashimi

>> No.11460779

Canada !!!

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>> No.11460804

genuinely the first of these I've seen that makes me want to try it

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Every Way to Cook a Chicken Breast (32 Methods)

>> No.11460889

who cares?

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>> No.11460909

I would say its probably how inappropriately tan she is, and that every thing about her looks like it should make a hot person but it does not. and the woman next to her has unbelievably skinny arms for her fatness. very british

>> No.11460924

I bet your original reaction to that webm was hauntingly similar

>> No.11461024
File: 2.34 MB, 480x360, Fukin Gweilo Spoon.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]

>> No.11461075

There really is no such thing as the perfect crime.

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>> No.11461096
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>> No.11461103
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>> No.11461106
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Those are what dinosaurs probably were like

>> No.11461109
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>> No.11461128 [DELETED] 

Wouldn't it be funny if she spilled some food on her little feet haha

>> No.11461158
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>Those are what Humans probably were like.

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>> No.11461269

This is the best thing I've seen on 4chan in years.

Cut to 40s, he's teaching a sickly east asian villager how to shotgun a beer.

>> No.11461273
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>> No.11461286

I live near a nofrills in an Asian ruled area and I feel like I'm in China or something every time I go get groceries

>> No.11461324

The Japanese have a much higher standard for cleanliness with their poultry. It is perfectly safe for you to eat chicken sashimi in japan.

I've had it myself. It is unsurprisingly boring tasting.

>> No.11461376

I grimaced seeing this for the first time because I seem a bit of myself in the tard. Doing something that I think is awesome, while everyone around me is just pretending to be happy long enough until I leave.

>> No.11461377

>Japanese food
>boring tasting
sounds right. they only care about looks. the most shallow, superficial culture ever.

>> No.11461379

Not gonna lie, this looks sick as fuck

>> No.11461384

Id eat this too.

>> No.11461392

Fuck me I could go for some chili cheese fries

>> No.11461393

I hate him because he looks so happy.

>> No.11461399

Is she eating her own vomit?

>> No.11461402

What a fuckin legend

>> No.11461406

what a maroon

>> No.11461410

I always wonder how people capture these moments before remembering a majority of the population has their phone in hand 90% of their day. Videos like this really make me ponder if I hate or like that so many more moments of humanity are being captured

>> No.11461411
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>> No.11461419

Why did you delete this post I think it's really good

>> No.11461424

oh shit

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>> No.11461454

We must bow before the Egg Lord

>> No.11461455

He looks like hes blasting rope every time a bone comes out

>> No.11461457

How hot did this get?

>> No.11461466

why is she so tired

>> No.11461482

Oh god

>> No.11461490

You guys need to hear it

>> No.11461510
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Wrong resolution... not 540x302... or 640x360
Only one I removed, didn't check before posting.

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>> No.11461531

This is wrong as fuck. Yes,they got the dishes right. But they have no fucking clue how to prepare them.

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>> No.11461638

Holy shit this is good

>> No.11461652
File: 2.86 MB, 716x714, Bone Marrow Restaurant.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]

Welkuym nufrend

>> No.11461660

I ain't a newfriend friend

>> No.11461662

oh no no no no no

>> No.11461663

>phone is also on fire
Jesus christ lmao

>> No.11461668

There is no hope for them, the fire controls their only method of communication

>> No.11461672


how do you manage to make boiling eggs harder

>> No.11461674

I like this kid already.

>> No.11461741
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>> No.11461747

Shit, I was not expecting this to have a happy ending. I thought he was just spazzing out after a fucked up flip

>> No.11461751

I know you're baiting with the filename, but this isn't designed to save time. It's for a smoother cut.

>> No.11461766

There is a huge banner in the back that says "Brownies and downies".

>> No.11461772
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Thought it was for the elderly?

>> No.11461773

I'm not sure it can be called a hack, when it requires a not-insignificant amount of skill

>> No.11461780

I mean it's all fun and games until the battery explodes

>> No.11461785
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>> No.11461786
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Then Design and upload ur hacks...

>> No.11461805

I get it's a joke but the ratio of avocado:other stuff is just insane

>> No.11461810

>avocado is a healthier substitute for cheese
>put in two types of cheese and milk anyway

>> No.11461819

>I get it's a joke
Is it? It's hard to tell with these recipe videos these days.

>> No.11461831
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It must be, nobody could eat that willingly

>> No.11461841
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ich danke dir sehr

>> No.11461895

i can smell the virginity from here

>> No.11461898

argie beef is top tier

>> No.11462291

Does anyone have the original video?

>> No.11462313

>I suppose it's better to have glued meat than no meat at all. And It's better than throwing it away.
You already had meat before, there was no need to throw that away, you can even just ground it up. This product sucks because if you anything but not well done, you will def have bacteria.

>> No.11462351

snitching faggot

>> No.11462354

this hit me in some weird spot of my brain that I didn't want to be touched

>> No.11462361

Fucking mainland chinks man, there is no way the fish will be good because it's not properly cleaned or even cooked.

>> No.11462363

Pork with sage, cloves, and pepper or other ingredients

>> No.11462368

H-how many people is that for?
There's only room for 5 people to play but food for 20

>> No.11462376
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>Netherlands version gets more fucking insane with each step
>Ireland and uk using curry sauce

>> No.11462380

god i wish this were me

>> No.11462381

These look like lazy shit from every angle that isn't top down

>> No.11462386

Yeah and he's older than me but has more life and energy than me

>> No.11462388

oh lawd he comin

>> No.11462392

wow. that one big shrimp

>> No.11462404
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Frietje Oorlog literally means War Fries. You also have a frietje kernoorlog (nuclear war fries) that includes:
>Peanut sauce
>Curry sauce (pic related)
>Shredded raw onions
>Shredded fried onions

>> No.11462405

Why are vegans like this? That was so fucking unnecessary, couldn've just cooked it into long rectangles and stacked it up

>> No.11462406

That looks really good! I've always wanted to try chicken and waffles.

>> No.11462442

The big jar of pickles looked good
Is this the party setup for a 12-year-old or a 35-year-old, though?

>> No.11462451

It's more the stupid facebook vegan video recipe crowd, you see their equally retarded cousins in the "excessive bacon and cheese in everything YAAASSSS" videos too. Meanwhile regular ass vegetarians are making delicious veggie stir-fries and wondering wtf these idiots are up to with avocado obsessions and vegan imitation meat.

>> No.11462474

Vegan immitation meat isn't very vegan to me. Why does that crowd even do it when they could be making something entirely new instead of some knock off that can't compare?

>> No.11462490

Why isn't there just one slot and you feed it in as you cut? This seems like a lot of wasted materials.

>> No.11462519

You should design one, anon. I'm sure yours would be much better.

>> No.11462592

He got the meat sweats

>> No.11462609

>blasting rope
I love this saying

>> No.11462616

It's supposed to act as a gateway food to veganism.

>> No.11462623

What annoys me more is that before the cheese the burger looked great

>> No.11462630

You know, the more of these videos I see where someone uses tofu instead of egg white, Etc, the more I simply see the components of food, protein, fat, carbs, and how they can often just be interchangeably used

That's how these vegans get so creative

>> No.11462636

Yeah, the piping is what I think would take the most manual skill. If you did it shittily it'd really make the cake terrible.

>> No.11462692

the combination of his huge face and his pencil neck exaggerates his facial expressions to nightmarish proportions
glad he's living the dream though

>> No.11462756

like buttah

>> No.11462811

>The big jar of pickles looked good
that's the one thing that I thought "ooh yes please" about. well, that and the long sausage things

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>> No.11462851
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There's not one typical version in the Netherlands. The latest craze is patatje Kapsalon, translated: hairsalon fries.
Pic related is the most healthy looking version you'll probably find.
It's a combination of fries, molten gouda, doner kebab, salad, garlic sauce & sambal.
Not even Americans can outdo this one when it comes to calories.

>> No.11462914

Party for one

>> No.11462946
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What a fucking badass.
I used to have this little theory, well hypothesis anyway, that the more a bird acts like an asshole the tastier it is. It worked for ducks and geese, and I've heard it works for swans, but then I tasted gull and realised it doesn't hold up.

>> No.11462959

Wasn't there a guy who played like 8 WoW characters at the same time so he didn't have to join a party?

>> No.11463037

In Britain, if youre drunk, you go for a curry if a curry house is open.

>> No.11463044

Fucking lmao.

>> No.11463277

>not using cornbread batter
>not even presoaking the skewers
What a fucking retard

>> No.11463448
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>eww it's a god damn mouse in our food.
>aww it's just a cute lil birb.
As long as it doesn't shit, I'm kinda ok with it. Probably shouldn't be, but I've got a soft spot for birbs.

>> No.11463510
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>implying an average anon would ever work that hard

>> No.11463519

>dickworms are real

>> No.11463536

looks damn tasty

>> No.11463564

That's not cheese. That's cancer in a jar.

>> No.11463578

There's no such thing as "ground sausage", the video editor is just a retard. It's ground pork.

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>> No.11463639
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Multiboxing was (is?) a whole thing, but come on can you blame him? Who really wants to play with other wow players.

>> No.11463674
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I'd say it's the whole point of a hack to make things simpler. Discovering the hack should be the only hard part.

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>> No.11463691
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>> No.11463777
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>> No.11463911

Video with sound? Or subtitles? Cmon YouTube link please.

>> No.11463923
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Complete version of.

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My Bad...

>> No.11463969
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Other birds already got that covered

>> No.11463978

But why is a housewife cutting up 34 chilis?

>> No.11464108

doesn't mean you should toss the theory out
every good hypothesis in the living world has an exception.

Besides, Chicken and Turkey work for the theory too.

>> No.11464300

good way to ruin a good burger

>> No.11464395

>go fuck yourself

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>> No.11464479

yes anon, you are mentally retarded.

>> No.11464491

is there a leash i can't see?

>> No.11464536

>so juicy!

>> No.11464569

>patatas bravas
yeah, no.
the sauce has no tomato at all

>> No.11464688

deep fry anything and it's edible

>> No.11464747

>guaranteed angry replies

>> No.11464829

does anyone know why he puts that little cut in the tail end of the fillet?

>> No.11464854

What the fuck

>> No.11464890

FUck the german giant

>> No.11465264
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>Time Travel

>> No.11465624

>look who FINALLY came out to see us!

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>> No.11465756

Based autist

>> No.11465915

It's a parody

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