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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Sl_9VMeAWg

>> No.11473935
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>>11473913

>> No.11473963

>>11473935
big surprise, a jew goes viral and immediately holds the channel hostage to negotiate a bigger paycheck. I knew her departure was just for $$$

>> No.11473990

>>11473913
Did she get fatter?

>> No.11473995

>>11473913
that grey streak is so pretentious

>> No.11474003

they film their stuff months in advance

>> No.11474013

>>11474003
most likely this. there is a lot that goes into making a youtube video, especially a credible one with a good following and professional recording/setting/editing environment.

>> No.11474016

>>11473995
pick up a dictionary for once in your life retard

>> No.11474021
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>>11473913
MUH FAT GREYING JEW

>> No.11474032

she's jewish... do think that's why she got cut?

>> No.11474045

>>11474003
>>11474013
They made a post on jewtube stating both that she is back and that the episode was not pre-recorded.

>> No.11474048

>>11474013
It's exactly this. When people were freaking out that Claire was leaving they mentioned that they still had videos of her to be edited and posted.
Also if you look at the credits on the BA website they have a pretty small video team for as much content as they crap out. So shit that gets filmed in December doesn't actually go online until like March/April

>> No.11474053

>>11474045
I honestly don't care about yotube nor this channel, with all due respect.

I don't like jumping to conclusions but only those running the channel will truly know the reasons behind her actual return.

>> No.11474057

>>11474032
Almost everyone at BA is a kike (especially the higher-ups), she didn't get cut for that

>> No.11474060
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>>11473990
I hope so

>> No.11474061

i want a yenta mommy to feed me snack cakes while i lay my head on her lap

>> No.11474065

>>11473963
Yeah, it's not like she needs the money since she lives rent free in so many seething anons' heads. Greedy jewess, grrr. I hate her.

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>>11474060
>I've never eaten food

>> No.11474072

>>11474065
but you still have to imagine her grocery bill is pretty chunky my dude

>> No.11474079

How much does Tastemade pay for sockpuppeting on /ck/? I want to make some extra money for the holidays.

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>>11474065
Oh honey, nobody is obsessed with you.

>> No.11474090

>>11474083
why is she so cute, bros?

also saved.

>> No.11474093

>>11473913
Those things suck there is no fixing them why would anyone bother?

>> No.11474095

>>11473935
yeah! whack those kikes, emmy! you go girl!

>> No.11474112

>>11474079
Probably pay them in promotion or something.

>> No.11474116
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>>11474083
based chink poster

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>>11474090
>>11474116

>> No.11474130

>>11474112
I just don't want it to be like an Uber thing where they say you'll make $X/post but that's only if you spend all day, every day on /ck/ bashing BA content.

>> No.11474135

>>11474128
i wish shed drunkenly force herself on me tbqh

>> No.11474140

>>11474130
I think there's a term in the entertainment industry for this exact thing. Similar to a PR agent or a marketing team. I am sure a lot of those celebrity fan accounts on instagram are just paid people intentionally promoting said celebrity.

All this stuff is fake, carefully marketed and done to make it seem natural but it's all just a show!

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11474166

the absolute state

>> No.11474184

Somebody needs to make a This Party Sucks with /ck/ in the corner watching Brad & Claire dance.

>> No.11474203

>>11474166
>It's Alive with Bald Leone

>> No.11474219

Is our queen really back?

>> No.11474222

>>11473963
>I knew her departure was just for $$$
prove it
there's an archive

>> No.11474230

>>11474166
downsides of high testosterone

>> No.11474243

>>11474230
Still not high test enough to handle Clair

>> No.11474265

>>11474243
Brad's wife is super tall, like at least 5'11. Despite Brad being very tall, the height difference between him and his wife is about the same as an average couple, maybe smaller. He just might not be into short women.

>> No.11474274

>>11474265
claire isnt just short, too. shes dumpy and frumpy and brads out of her league. she gave up and is trying to go for a look that is for a woman much older than her. i dont even know if claire lost her virginity or ever came close. dumpy frumpy claire, oh no.

>> No.11474276

>38 replies
>22 posters
Hmmmmmm

>> No.11474283

>>11474276
you turned it to
>39r
>22p

now it will be
>40r
>22p

>> No.11474290

Claire you will never be one of the pretty girls. Just give up sweetie, its easier that way. :)

>> No.11474293

hello is this the thread where we pretend to be wine moms

>> No.11474302

>>11474290
What do you get out of putting down another human for their natural looks, something no human has absolutely no control over?

>> No.11474304

How old is Claire? Someone please tell me.

>> No.11474315

>>11474302
Go ahead and have a few more Cheetos and Hostess cakes, Claire. Yummy! Don't they make you feel good? Its like all of your troubles disappear!

>> No.11474325

>>11474315
I am not claire, neither a female for that matter. I just don't understand why you would feel the need to do these things unless you are dealing with a huge insecurity in yourself and feel the need to project said insecurity on everyone else you possibly can.

Let go of your own insecurities anon, then you will find no reason to blindly hate on another human.

>> No.11474332

>>11473963
>>11473990
>>11473995
>>11474072
>>11474083
>>11474274
>>11474290
>>11474293
>>11474315
These people are the biggest Claire shills because they keep the threads at the top of the catalog.

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tfw you will never go reverse-creaming with Claire

>> No.11474340

>>11474332
you have a good eye for spotting these things. I see it too now.

>> No.11474341

>>11474332
i genuinely like bullying claire. she seems like she'd cry super easily

>> No.11474352

>>11474341
Just keep bumping that thread, dude!

>> No.11474355

>>11474352
sure. fuck your board. :)

>> No.11474357

>>11474325
Oh sweetie are you getting upset? Nothing a couple spoons of cookie dough can't cure! Eat up, you deserve it.

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>>11474332

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>> No.11474373

>>11474355
I'm sure BA appreciates all the ad revenue you're generating for them, Ms. Epstein.

>> No.11474377

>>11474362
looks like ethan klein.

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11474384

cute!

>> No.11474392

It's nice of B.A. to include the retarded in their work force. That way the many retarded that watch their shitty channel have someone to look up to.

>> No.11474414

>>11474377
Underrated

>> No.11474425

I can see Claire making a big deal about bringing a "healthy" salad for her lunch, but later she secretly brings a box of Bear Claws into the bathroom stall for a small snack.

>> No.11474428

>>11473995
oy vey YOU again? again with the grey streak!
you antisemite!

>> No.11474432

@11474392
S E E T H I N G

>> No.11474467

>>11474392
Here's your (You), since @11474432 is a faggot

>> No.11474491

@11474467
D O U B L E K I L L

>> No.11474500

>>11473913
These gourmet videos are so fucking pointless

>> No.11474506

>>11474467
Good lad, have one from me on the house.

>> No.11474517

>>11474116
>screenshot of 144p video, stretched in MSPaint to 4k
>each pixel is 200x200
>saved as png
>takes almost as long to load as it did to write this comment
Can you fucking not?

>> No.11474539

I missed her so much bros ;_;

>> No.11474550

did she ever figure out how to temper chocolate?

>> No.11474564

I want Claire to sit on my face

>> No.11474587

>>11474564
me too.
let me borrow a hazmat suit.

>> No.11474592

>>11474564
This. Or imagine this sexy sow farting on your balls while riding you hnnnng

>> No.11474598

What color do you think Claire's panties are?

>> No.11474622

>>11474598
XXL beige granny panties with a complimentary skid mark

>> No.11474656

>fat infertile with cat-lady hairstyle
>makes "gourmet versions" of junk food
this is a big waste of time. i regret ever watching any of her vids. it's just silly and pointless. no one is ever going to do shit like this for nutritional value at home. it's not even infotainment because there's no info, no entertaining tiddies. what's the point.

BA is only popular due to horney fags lusting over claire, the pedos who watch kids-react-to __ vids, and obviously Brad. think about it. a heeb-owned magazine/website/yt channel that has liberal values is only doing well because their front man is a tall, gregarious white guy.

>> No.11474721

>>11473913
God I want to see her make bratwurst

>> No.11474723

>>11474656
>Not gonna lie, I've never watched a single vid that starred Brad.

>> No.11474726

>>11474721
She's never had that.

>> No.11474734

so is she back or not

>> No.11474738

>>11474721
imagine having her fat tits dance in your face while your balls smack against her delicious asshole

>> No.11474750

>>11474377
they might be cousins

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>>11474060
>tfw Claire reminds you of an ex except she had blonde hair

>> No.11474759

>>11474754
>you will never bend her over and spread her fat ass cheeks apart

>> No.11474794

>>11474759
Its okay anon. I spread my ex's fat ass checks and fucked her ass.. before she dumped me and became a sjw/feminist

>> No.11474804

>>11474734
She went freelance so she'll probably be like Brad now where they just focus on the youtube content instead of the magazine

>> No.11474809

>>11473913
Oh look, it's the daily ba shill waifu thread.

>> No.11474853

>>11474759
thank you anon, it's been a long time since I could picture doing this

>> No.11474864

>>11474809
yea. the cooking section of a chinese cartoons imageboard known for its radical incel population is def the center of the marketing world. fucking shills.

>> No.11474874

>>11474864
go to /pol/, they're convinced they're the target of 500 attacks daily and are causing major change in the world. Based paranoid schizos desu

>> No.11474902

>>11474864
Yeah, 4chan totally isn't frequently mentioned in the news despite not having done anything newsworthy in years.

>> No.11474964

>>11474230
If he had high test he wouldn't be a fat fuck.

>> No.11475030

whats up with all the jelly wine aunts itt calling my waifu unattractive?

>> No.11475033

>>11473913
why does she always pretend that she’s never eaten junk food before?? en your body lately?

>> No.11475110

>>11474902
Bless /pol/ for giving this site the repuation of being a haven for racist nazis. Keeps it from getting very popular and marketing-friendly.

>> No.11475124

>>11475033
I don't buy it for other junk food items they've recreated in the past but I will here because I haven't ever had a snoball either. If given the option I always avoid coconut anything.

>> No.11475294
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11475294

Guys...I...I think I love Claire. I love her distinguished grey streak. I love her self-doubt. I love her soft, fair face. I love her natural thickness

I literally sat on my ass in my parents house all day today but it was a great day because there was a new Claire video. That sounds like I'm being ironic and mocking people who like Claire and BA but I'm not

>> No.11475310

>>11474384
useless moe

>> No.11475335

I don't care much about Claire, but it's fun to see people shilling her and then others raging.

>> No.11475361

>>11473913
I have a confession to make, /ck/. I enjoy watching Worth It.

>> No.11475381
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>>11473913
they included a 2 second ass shot, those cheeky editors.
They KNOW

>> No.11475406

>>11474656
Italians aren't white.

>> No.11475511

Brad carries this video.

>> No.11475553

>>11475033
I've never had Hostess or Lil Debbie products either.

>> No.11475563

>>11475553
how did you get so fat then

>> No.11475614

>>11475033
I've never had a snowball and I'm 300lbs. Stop being a faggot and just enjoy the video

>> No.11475918

>>11475563
Grandma kept roasting meats.

>> No.11475919

The Claire x Brad ship has been rescued from the bottom of the ocean. Hoist the mainsail!

>> No.11475952

>claire will never snowball your cum with molly

>> No.11475968

>>11475614
every kid has had a snack cake. you've just repressed the memories so you can pretend to feel superior while lying on the 4chan

>> No.11475983

>>11474053
>claire is working at ba
>gets offered a job somewhere else for more money
>she accepts the offer and departs from ba
>after seeing the online reaction of everyone crying about claire being gone, they hit her up with a new offer that pays more than what she left for
>she takes it
its common sense really

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Mommy's back!

>> No.11476086

is she getting skinnier?

>> No.11476147

>>11475968
Fuck up nigger I have snack cakes in my pantry right now. But I've still never had a Snowball™

>> No.11476156

>>11473990
stop watching porn, you have no idea what a real woman looks like.

>> No.11476162

>>11476156
t. cornfed midwestern that thinks 25 bmi is anorexic
>but muh curves
you mean your rolls

>> No.11476163

>>11476162
cringe
but I guess when you're only used to anime girls, you get a pretty skewed idea of what a woman looks like.

>> No.11476167

>>11476163
>this is what fat people actually believe

>> No.11476182

>>11473913
Am I the only one that doesn't like brad? Hes like the stereotypical chad douchebag

>> No.11476194

>>11476182
Am I the only one who is reminded of Fahrenheit 451 when brain-damaged millennials start talking about the people in their parlor wall dramas as though they are their real life friends?

>> No.11476226

>>11473913
their kitchen seems like it'd make a damn comfy sitcom

>> No.11476252

>>11476156
My wife is rubbing my dick in bed, I know what women look like, and it's not like cows.

>> No.11476377

This makes me happier than I thought it would. I'm glad she is back. I hope she starts another series other than this snack stuff.

>> No.11476406

>>11476156
>a real woman

A real fat woman*

>> No.11476412

>>11476182
So you hate him solely because he's handsomer and more charismatic than you?

>> No.11476436

So, their views dropped off a cliff when she left and they offered her a giant check to come back. I'm glad.

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God I want her to suffocate me with her thighs while I suckle on her sweet tasting pussy and twist her big jewess titties

>> No.11476733

tall gl asian male when?

>> No.11476852

>>11474517
cringe and bluepilled

>> No.11476959

>>11476647
She doesn't have big tits or even a nice ass wtf

>> No.11477105

>>11475968
>>11475033
It's the east coast, Tastycake is king.

>> No.11477109

>>11476647
id rather have someone with actual hips and thighs to suffocate me, because i have standards.

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>>11473913
>back

no, they just take an eternity to edit this shit. i figured they had at least one left in the pipeline when she left

>> No.11477117

>>11477105
This is only true of fucking Yankees

>> No.11477130

Why were they being so overly nice to her in this video? It seemed so weird.

>> No.11477150

>>11473963
What's wrong with wanting to earn more if you are worth more you commie fag?

>> No.11477181

>>11473913
I don't understand the obsession with this nauseating boomer hag

>> No.11477329

>>11473963
What?

>> No.11477374

>>11473913
Why do mericunts have this strange affection for making """gourmet""" versions of some industrial crap? You guys love to shit on everything that's remotely like foodie stuff or fine dining or whatever but take some twinkies shit or some retarded WoW fantasy recipe bullshit and suddenly it's cool? Fucking morons...

>> No.11477395

>>11477374
Huh?

>> No.11477402

>Literally spam
>135 replies

>> No.11477409

>>11477329
>>11477150
>>11474222
>>11474065
>>>/r/eddit

>> No.11477455

>>11473963
lol you goyim and your anti-money-making ways

>> No.11477545
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>>11473963
B&R

>> No.11477672

>>11474794
Well, you clearly didn't do that right, now did ya

>> No.11477767

>>11477116
Read the pinned comment

>> No.11477799

>>11476156
Dude, claire is objectively overweight. Probably obese on even the more generous BMI scales.

>> No.11477824

>>11477105
Easterner here, I've never even seen a tasty kake, but my company did some consulting work for them. It sounds horrible. I assume you live in a trailer park in some fracking camp in the mountains of pennsylvania somewhere? It is not normal to feed your kids that kind of thing if you're from an educated background.

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>>11474564
Imagine the braaps

>> No.11479091

>>11477799
Everyone point and laugh at the teenager who has no idea what an average adult woman's body should look like.

>> No.11479098
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>>11479091
>AHAHAHAHA

>> No.11479266

>>11477130
They don't want her to leave again :(>>11477150

>> No.11479296

>>11479091
The average adult woman is severely overweight though.

>> No.11479989

>>11474083
>>11474116
>>11474128
>that fucking mole

Puke.

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>>11479091
she has a terrible face which is not her fault but could be improved with surgery albeit expensive

she DOES have control over her weight though and she chose to be this fat which says a lot about her character.

>> No.11480035

>>11479091
>average adult woman's body
maybe in mcmerica

>> No.11480042

>>11477767
>Claire. Is. Back.

C R I N G E

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>>11479989
You take that back

>> No.11480159

>>11473913
is everyone that works here a fuckin fag

>> No.11480229

>>11474116
>>11474128
>>11474083
Emmy is cute because she has big eyes, not like those small eyed chinamen who look soulless

>> No.11481027

>>11479091
>hi, I’m morbidly obese
eat less

>> No.11481065

>>11474083
Emmy is lovely.

>> No.11481335

>>11479091
Seriously America?

The amount of fatties is skewing your perception of normal.

>> No.11481364

>>11481335
it's really bad in the flyover states, whenever I have to go there (as little as I can manage), I get comments like OMG how do you stay so thin. or if I'm in a restaurant and I order something other than a double cheeseburger with a side of ranch and tater tots and bottomless coca cola and cheesecake for dessert, it's "oh you don't need to BE HEALTHY all the time, live a little"

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>>11479091

>> No.11481467

>>11481364
Man, you don't have to tell me. I live in Canada and go to the States quite often as it's a good place to travel. In Canada there's already quite a lot of overweight people but in the States you see those morbidly obese folks that you don't see here much. You see a lot of people with these scars on their legs, looks like they're burn victims but it's some sort of obesity issue.

The thing is, all of those obese people are just chugging down calories. You see them all drinking those pure sugar drinks from Starbucks or Dunkin Donuts, along with eating more sugar. It's really sad.

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>>11479098
>>11479296
>>11480034
>>11480035
>>11481027
Incels. Good luck out there, and maybe stop watching porn.

>> No.11481499

>>11481467
I don't even understand how they can live with themselves, I got up to a 32 inch waist once and I felt gross and terrible all the time. Why not just eat real food?

>> No.11481504

>>11481498
>porn is just CGI and camera tricks
Wow

>> No.11482117

>>11473913
MOMMY!

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>>11482117
Yes, dear?

>> No.11482149

>>11482138
las creaturas...

>> No.11482199

>>11477402
What can we say, we're obsessed with our jewess goddess

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>>11481065

>> No.11483838

>>11482138
mexicans say "mami"

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for all you turdeating lovers

>> No.11483985

>>11474964
have you ever met men

>> No.11484459

>>11474166
Now we know why he always wears the goobelini

>> No.11484553

>>11480110

Repulsive creature.

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>>11484553
Repulsive don't sparkle.

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she's so cute

>> No.11486607

>>11475361
me too my guy