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>be American, smitten by a girl
>"Oh, I'd love to take her out on a steak dinner!"
Do Americans really think that a steak is the peak of culinary refinement?

>> No.11526855

>>11526853
I'm sure some do

>> No.11526857

>>11526853
Yes.
Next Question.

>> No.11526864

>>11526857
Are you power bottom

>> No.11526865

>>11526853
>be foreigner, obsessed with Americans
>"Oh, I'd love to make up a bunch of bullshit about them and confront them about it!"
Do foreigners really think this is the peak of cultural overtures?

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>>11526853
>she wants her steak well done
dodged a bullet there, lads

>> No.11526881

>>11526853
only wypipo

i finna take shawty out to waffle house tonight

she best leave them kids at home tho...

>> No.11526883

>>11526853
It's a euphemism

>> No.11526885

>>11526865
>Nope, we are much more refined, if only you knew
>doesn't provide actual alternatives
I'll wait Jim

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>> No.11526892

>>11526853
Flyovers and boomers think this. All flyover boomers think steak and lobster is the pinnacle of cuisine.

>> No.11526893

>be anon, alone
>”Oh, I’d love to make a shitpost!”
OP is a faggot, again.

>> No.11526899

>>11526892
Flyovers of all ages think steak and lobster are the pinnacle of fine dining. Boomers order it well done, zoomers think blue rare makes them edgy gastronomic extreme sports redbulls.

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>>11526893

>> No.11526925

>>11526885
Every man is different, PíötЯ .

>> No.11526936

>>11526925
come on now, don't hold back, what's your ideal fine wining and dining

>> No.11526941

>>11526853
It's almost as if you'd like to pay attention to your date while eating something tasty, and not something ultra sophisticated that requires your full attention. Oh well, how'd ya know...

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>>11526853
>be attention whoring yuropedo Ameriboo smitten with American wealth, luxury, and technology
>come to 4chins and get btfo by Americans on every board with a flag
>run crying to shitpost on /ck/ and other anonymous boards to exact some kind of weird, childish "revenge"
Do Ameriboo's really do this every single day on this board?

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>>11526936
Also, very good job on mixing up the name and the subject field

>> No.11526957

>>11526947
Oh look, it's that guy with some weird homoerotic fascination with manly, sweaty, rugged beefy cowboys. No homo

>> No.11526970

>>11526957
>this much projecting

>> No.11526971

>>11526936
In my neck of the woods, unless I drive 50 miles, it's Applebees. Probably why I don't date much since Sally Sue and her ilk are retch inducing.

>> No.11526973

>>11526941
On a first date you go somewhere casual. If you date girls who aren’t total bumpkins, a sophisticated meal out can give you a lot to talk about once you’ve known each other for a while.

t. Coastal liberal elite

>> No.11526975

>>11526957
Yikes

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>>11526853
Women are impressed by expensive things regardless of substance. This is why the women running your shithole countries have driven your economies down to nothing in exchange for endless arab dick.

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>>11526947
>we was superior red blooded 'murrican culture 'n shite, ok? Really so true, so true.

>> No.11526987

>>11526875
Well done is the only way to eat steak, lad.

>> No.11526994

>>11526977
>driven your economies down to nothing
>amerifats running a 2 trillion dollar deficit this year
Lol, you first sharty!

>> No.11526995

>>11526982
Good movie

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>>11526982
>Oi, dem blokes ain't as fisticated as us, now, innit?

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>>11526982
>still projecting

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>> No.11527009

I hate Europosting.

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>>11527009

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>> No.11527028

>>11527008
i wish i could get fatter
>tfw under 100 lb skeleton amerifat

>> No.11527048

>>11527028
No you don't. You want muscle, not fat.

You just have a good metabolism, so take advantage of it now and start adding muscle to your frame by doing compound exercises. In 3 years you can have 25 pounds of muscle added to your upper body and legs without much effort other than being consistent.

>> No.11527072

OBSESSED
also never heard even one (1) american say this

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>>11527072
OBESE

>> No.11527165

>>11526994
Wait until you find out why we can run a government budget deficit and get away with it. Hint: governments issue debt all the time and if you have a good economy and stable currency then people will buy that debt.

>> No.11527174

>>11527028
Are you a female

>> No.11527178

I think the reality is that for a lot of American cities and towns, a steakhouse genuinely is the nicest restaurant in town. More expensive, nicer atmosphere, better quality food, it's just better. I guess Americans don't think twice about eating premium beef, we just have a fuckton of it.

>> No.11527179

>>11527072
>if you do not share my taste in food you are a foreign communist who hates America and all Americans and have literally never even set foot here
You gonna matt shepard me now?

>> No.11527189

>>11527178
This. Also a nice Italian place.

And for some reason there's always Chinese restaurants. It's like any time there's a town without a Chinese restaurant, a Chinese family will move in ASAP.

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>>11527077

>> No.11527344

>>11526957
Amerihomos on suicide watch

>> No.11528247

>>11527008
We had to put all the oil somewhere

>> No.11528250

>eurocucks

>> No.11528378

Boomers do. Steak is cheap as fuck here. Like $8/lbs at the worst, $5 on average. It's only expensive because a 6oz steak will run you $25 at a shitty steakhouse.

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>>11527077
SEETHING

>> No.11528734

>>11526941
It sounds like your mental limits are very narrow. I wonder what it's like to live like that.

>> No.11528752

alright guys we are getting close to a 50 post count

>> No.11528762

>>11526853
>Doesn't matter turns out she's vegan

>> No.11528768

>>11526853
>be a foreigner obsessed with Americans
>I'd love to tell you how much we "hate" your country

Maybe they're taking the other person to a mid-level restaurant so they can focus on each other instead of the food? Dick waving comes after dinner.