/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.11527116]

You better not fuck up my order, Shawn.

[Shawn No.11527119]

>>11527116
imagine being so fucked and not being able to do anything about it

>*unzips dick*

[Anonymous No.11527123]

>>11527116
>black male, white blonde female
What did St (((Jude))) mean by this?

[Anonymous No.11527126]

>>11527116
Why is Shawn dressed like he was on Schindler's list?

[Anonymous No.11527127]

>>11527123
kek

[Anonymous No.11527146]

>>11527116
BLACKED

[Anonymous No.11527183]

>>11527116
>can’t even order a pizza without mixed race propaganda being forced down your throat
I’m going to buy a gun

[Anonymous No.11527190]

>>11527123

[Anonymous No.11527200]

>>11527116
>prep

[Anonymous No.11527204]

>>11527123

[Anonymous No.11527206]

Juan better not fuck this shit up

[Anonymous No.11527211]

>>11527183
Yes officer. This is the post.

[Anonymous No.11527228]

>>11527211
I'm going to buy as many guns as I can afford and there is literally nothing law enforcement can do about it

[Anonymous No.11527234]

>>11527206
at least he's not dicking around too much.

[Anonymous No.11527237]

>>11527234
>tfw it gets to quality check
>tfw it sits there for fifteen minutes

[Anonymous No.11527243]

>>11527119
underrated

[Anonymous No.11527247]

>>11527237
We'll see how it goes

[Anonymous No.11527258]

>>11527211
Kek

[Anonymous No.11527267]

>>11527237
>>11527247
seems good today

[Anonymous No.11527277]

>>11527267
>Juan
>Osvaldo

[Anonymous No.11527285]

>>11527123
They wanted a male and a female. That's all. When you think "male", do you ever picture a White boy? Come on.

[Anonymous No.11527298]

>>11527116
I worked at a round tables and the dudes who made the pizzas would often pick their noses as a joke before making pizzas so enjoy boogers and cum since youre too lazy to make your own pizza

[Anonymous No.11527303]

>>11527211
Appreciate the tip, Anon. Now get back on my lap.

[Anonymous No.11527310]

>>11527237
>>11527267
and it's here.

7:55-8:18.

Not bad at all.

[Anonymous No.11527332]

>>11527303
>not making a pun about the tip

[Anonymous No.11527336]

>>11527310
Dump it out on your desk

[Anonymous No.11527345]

>>11527310
>no picture of the pizza itself
what the FUCK is your problem dude

[Anonymous No.11527348]

>>11527310
>tfw you see your post on another anon's photo and realize the things you say are actually entering the homes of other living people and being read

[Anonymous No.11527356]

>>11527183
>can't even shitpost on a Taiwanese toy train enthusiast forum without getting triggered that people with a different skin color exist

[Anonymous No.11527363]

>>11527336
Already gone
>>11527345
Not pizza.

[Anonymous No.11527376]

>>11527356
Strawmanning a bad opinion this hard just makes you look mentally deficient BTW.

[Anonymous No.11527383]

>>11527363
what the fuck

[Anonymous No.11527393]

>>11527363
Why the fuck would you not take a picture of the food?

[Anonymous No.11527405]

>>11527393
This. Fuck you OP

[Anonymous No.11527406]

>>11527393
I did, just didn't post it.

[Anonymous No.11527423]

>>11527405
Bruh, i'm not even OP. OP never even posted another pic. I started here. >>11527206

[Anonymous No.11527426]

>>11527406
>dominos pasta
fuck me dude do you know how easy it is to make pasta? fuck fuck FUCK MAN

[Anonymous No.11527429]

>>11527423
so where the fuck did op go???

[Anonymous No.11527431]

>>11527406
Based pastaposter.

[Anonymous No.11527435]

>>11527426
Yeah I do, I made some mac and cheese 2 days ago from scratch.

Though I opted to use sodium citrate instead of making a roux.

[Anonymous No.11527436]

>>11527406
>no salt
>no pepper
>no red pepper
>no parmesan cheese
I hate white people so god damn much

[Anonymous No.11527438]

>>11527429
I'm here, my pizza is extremely boring.

[Anonymous No.11527441]

>>11527438
...is that plain cheese? Are you 12?

[Anonymous No.11527444]

>>11527441
Yes. 25.

[Anonymous No.11527451]

>>11527116
More importantly, what are you going ti tip him?

[Anonymous No.11527475]

>>11527376
>strawman
>bad opinion
>being this much of a tryhard /pol/fag

[Anonymous No.11527476]

>>11527451
2$

[Anonymous No.11527483]

>>11527475
>muh pol boogeyman
okay what? lmfao you tumblrcucks are mentally deranged.

[Anonymous No.11527490]

people get one pasta delivered? what the fuck

[Anonymous No.11527514]

>>11527483
Only debate club incels from pol throw around terms like "strawman".

[Anonymous No.11527517]

>>11527444
>>11527438
based autistic messi poster

[Anonymous No.11527521]

>>11527490
it wasn't just one thing, but that's what I was eating from the order.

Also ordered but not pictured, medium pepperoni and sausage, and some naked chicken wings.

[Anonymous No.11527559]

>>11527490
Pretty sure they've got a $10 minimum for delivery orders, so you literally couldn't order just a single pasta. Would need at least a drink or something added to it.

[Anonymous No.11527569]

>>11527126
He's going to get fired up

[Anonymous No.11527660]

>>11527436

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9pUqk3gw7s

[Anonymous No.11527683]

>>11527660
>how you gonna send your uncle 7 years from now?
lol

[Anonymous No.11527698]

>>11527683
Roy's the reason I ordered my seecamp with a custom serial number.

[Anonymous No.11527699]

>>11527348
Don't worry, most posters are bots, not real people.

[Anonymous No.11527800]

>>11527237
>>>tfw it gets to quality check
That's the time they spend to laugh at your ass, play frisbee with your pizza and shave their hair on top of it.

[Anonymous No.11527807]

>>11527698
qt gun

[Shawn No.11527821]

>>11527363
Did you like the alfredo sauce, it was made in house

[Anonymous No.11527824]

>>11527807

very qt, and goes everywhere. pic is of the .32, but both pistols are the same size.

[Anonymous No.11527826]

>>11527426
man, sometimes you are just in the mood to have it prepared for your and brought right to your waiting hands. No big deal.

[Anonymous No.11527831]

>>11527824
how much was that

[Anonymous No.11527837]

>>11527831
prices are cheaper now. The .32 was pushing $500 when i bought it years ago. The 380 was around $800, and had a year lead time (which is why I got the 32 at the time)

I think the prices are cheaper now-a-days.

[Anonymous No.11527839]

>>11527837
what can i get for $120

[Anonymous No.11527851]

>>11527839
>>11527837
>>11527831
>>11527826
>>11527824
>>11527807
>a discussion about pizza delivery devolves to a discussion about handgun prices
I love this goddamn piece of shit website

[Anonymous No.11527858]

>>11527851
based factual poster

[Anonymous No.11527997]

>order big hawaiian with bacon added on
>there was no pineapple or bacon
the whole point of the hawaiian!!

[Anonymous No.11528002]

>>11527116
where I live, the only names I see are "muhammed" or "rajeet"

[Anonymous No.11528006]

>>11527116
>black kid and a lesbian
ok ok, we get it dominoes, end whypipo... how about you just make a pie, huh?

[Anonymous No.11528078]

>>11528002
based British or Minnesotan poster

[Anonymous No.11528153]

I swear these dominoes threads are the best. We need more of them.

[Anonymous No.11528575]

Domino's is the most fickle food I know. When it's made well it's amazing, but if the cooks suck it's absolute garbage. I started going to a different Domino's a bit farther than the closest one and it's better ever time. Everyone should hunt out the best/whitest one in their area.

[Anonymous No.11529230]

>>11528153
kek

[Anonymous No.11529255]

>>11527521
>naked chicken wings
Great taste, my brother.

[Anonymous No.11529256]

>>11527119
>unzips dick

[Anonymous No.11529260]

>>11527406

Damn, you probably paid $35 plus tip for that

[Anonymous No.11529264]

>>11527521
>>11529255

[Anonymous No.11529690]

>>11529260
Nope 3 $5.99 items plus I think an up charge for the extra pizza topping.

Total was around $25 after tip.

[Anonymous No.11529763]

>>11527123
this but not as a joke

[Anonymous No.11529796]

>>11529256
Hello newfriend, welcome to 4channel. I like your file name too!

[Anonymous No.11529881]

>>11527839
12 gauge single shot runs about $100-150 in most states

[Anonymous No.11531529]

>>11529690
That's still way too much

[Anonymous No.11531569]

>>11529881
thanks senpai

[Anonymous No.11531631]

Quality thread

[Anonymous No.11532592]

>tfw the time between you thinking of what to eat for dinner + ordering + waiting could’ve been a run to the store with 10 dollars max for a home cooked pasta to last 2 days

[Anonymous No.11532615]

>>11527183
they have it blaring from gas pumps now where i live. there aren't even any niggers here so idk what the point is.

[Anonymous No.11532807]

Shit's lit, senpai.

[Anonymous No.11532920]

>>11527285
kek so true anon

[Anonymous No.11532924]

>>11527483
lol just fuck off

[Anonymous No.11533614]

>>11532807
>dessirae
America is truly a land of contrasts

[Anonymous No.11533615]

>>11533614
Please help us

[Anonymous No.11533625]

>>11527699
Worry, most bots are actually just unpaid interns locked in basements.

[Anonymous No.11533770]

>>11532615
Well, there's obviously at least 1, just look in a mirror.

[Anonymous No.11534685]

>>11532807
Make sure to not misgender these lovely children

[Anonymous No.11534708]

>>11527116
>it's always the nigger male with a white female
it's all so fucking tiresome

[Anonymous No.11534717]

>>11527406
>he paid for this

[Anonymous No.11534728]

>>11527851
huh?

[Anonymous No.11534862]

>>11527211

[Anonymous No.11534869]

>>11527839
.22 pistol and enough ammo to get you on a list

[Anonymous No.11534945]

>>11527839
used hi-point

[Anonymous No.11534954]

>>11534708
Lol, no it isn't, take off your infowars/breibart special edition blinders which you bought on special for $999.99 when you purchased a lifetime supply of estrogen antidote.

[Anonymous No.11534986]

>>11534708
It might stand out the most but I've also seen white males with cute lightskinned brown girls, and white males with Asian females. I think it's mostly done for contrast because it'll be more eyecatching to see multiple people with different skin tones.

[Anonymous No.11534990]

>>11534954
>Lol, no it isn't
what fucking reality are you living in? this shit s everywhere. even normies make comments about this shit.

[Anonymous No.11535187]

>/pol/ shitting on kids with cancer
That lil nigga probably is gonna die.

[Anonymous No.11535579]

>>11535187
at least one less robbery and/or murder is worth it

[Anonymous No.11535609]

[Anonymous No.11535617]

[Anonymous No.11535635]

[Anonymous No.11535663]

>>11535187
>implying it's not just a stock photo

[Anonymous No.11535684]

>>11535609
>>11535617
>>11535635
wish me luck boys

[Anonymous No.11535703]

>>11527116
could you order a pizza for me OP? I don't know how to DM on this site but I don't get paid till friday and i'm struggling right now.

[Anonymous No.11535709]

>>11535684
>hidayat

[Anonymous No.11535753]

>>11535609
>>11535617
>>11535635
>>11535684
order just got here. Got 2 this time.

>>11535709
Meh, at least it tastes okay.

[Anonymous No.11536058]

>>11535709

Central Asian name. When I was in Shanghai the local skewer guy was Uzbeki or something, had the same name

[Anonymous No.11536069]

>>11535709
>hyuk hyuk how come his name ain't jim-bob or cleetus? hyuk obviously not a regular normal guy hyuk
Maybe you should Matthew Shepard him when the pizza arrives

[Anonymous No.11536251]

>tracker says pizza went out for delivery at 7:04
>pizza doesn't get to my door until 7:22
>I could walk to the pizza place in 5 minutes
>piece of shit driver expects a tip on top of the $3 delivery fee
this is why I switched to frozen pizza

[Anonymous No.11536349]

>>11536069
kek

[Anonymous No.11536536]

I hate these gross looking kids. Maybe if they put cute children I'd want to donate.

[Anonymous No.11536581]

>>11536536
A little difficult to be cute when you're dying of cancer, tbqhfam.

[Anonymous No.11536595]

>>11536581
You can be cuter than the nigglets they chose by far

[Anonymous No.11536667]

>>11527569
DAMNIT, CARLOS! THAT WAS A GOOD ONE!

[Anonymous No.11537794]

>>11536069
i wish

[Anonymous No.11537807]

>>11536581
They're posing for pictures taken by a professional photographer. They can be made up and airbrushed to look cuter, just like any other model.

[Anonymous No.11537820]

>>11536536
they should've at least used white kids

[Anonymous No.11538050]

>this is the quality of /ck/ threads on 4channel.org

[Anonymous No.11538056]

>>11536536
White males don't get cancer.

[Anonymous No.11538373]

>>11538056
did Breaking Bad lie to me?

[Anonymous No.11538585]

>>11527123
that's not a girl, that's a boy who shaved his head for cancer treatment, that's why his hair is so short and he looks girly

[Anonymous No.11538592]

>>11527348
>when photos of your house are taken and posted on reddit incel forums where people roleplay as you and pretend because your house is dirty that you don't have sex

[Anonymous No.11539956]

>>11527698
Act rite

[Anonymous No.11539970]

>>11527698
>>11527824
>hey everybody, look at muh popgun which I never shoot because I don't know how to break it down to clean

[Anonymous No.11540782]

CHAD'S TAKEN TWENTY MINUTES TO DELIVER MY ORDER WHEN I LIVE 8 MINUTES AWAY

STOP FUCKING STACIE AND DELIVER MY PIZZA

[Anonymous No.11540791]

>>11538592
What...?

[Anonymous No.11540797]

>>11527116
I'm not saying /pol/ was right... But /pol/ was right.

[Anonymous No.11540836]

>>11534945
Pretty sure I saw a dolla dolla bill print 9mm problem solver for under $100.

[Anonymous No.11540877]

Those dominos pastas are a lot more flavors than I thought they'd b. I usually get a pasta and medium thin crust

[Anonymous No.11541179]

>>11540782
That’s why I only order from Papa John’s

[Anonymous No.11542201]

>>11533615
I'm French buddy, we're fucked too, but at least we have good cuisine

[Anonymous No.11542203]

>>11541179
she's so cute and pure
I bet she's a virgin

[Anonymous No.11542207]

>>11540782
The Chad pizza deliverer
vs
The virgin pizza eater

[Anonymous No.11542227]

>>11527285
Yes, because when I think of “nigger” I think of “beast”.

[Anonymous No.11542230]

>>11538585
That’s a girl anon, you just like traps

[Anonymous No.11542244]

>>11527123

[Anonymous No.11542249]

>>11527237
That means there are other people besides your fat ass who ordered pizza tonight and the drivers are taking people their food in the order that they made the orders.
T. Pizza driver.

[Anonymous No.11542341]

>>11542249
Maybe the drivers should learn how to drive efficiently and provide proper service to every customer. When paying a company for a service the quality of service shouldn’t be dependent upon the efficiency of the employees at the bottom of the food chain.

[Anonymous No.11542355]

>>11542244
>m-m-m-m-m-MISCEGENATION!!!!
If you're gonna lynch Clarence Thomas, you better do it in the next two years.

[Anonymous No.11542375]

>>11542355
Do you hate women or something? Lynch mobs were primarily a reaction to reported rapes. Don't you LISTEN AND BELIEVE??? Absolutely disgusting misogyny, I can't believe this is allowed on /ck/

[Anonymous No.11542388]

>>11527116
Shawn's been making shitty pizzas and other types of shitty dough slathered in palm oil all fucking day. He hasn't had a moment of rest in the past four hours because there are two hundred other people in this town who got hungry around the same time and are too retarded to get pizza at any of the half dozen or more better places around. You're lucky if he doesn't spit in the sauce, or worse. Also, make sure you tip your driver. He knows where you live.

[Anonymous No.11542401]

>Halloween weekend in a college town
>Orders backed up 2+ hours
>Can't even go on delivery because the phones are ringing off the hook because peoples' trackers have been showing "we're firing it up!" for hours and we only have one person working the line
Domino's changes a man. Please tip your drivers, they're doing their best, even if they're knocking on your door at 4:45am with an order you made at 2:30

[Anonymous No.11542415]

>>11542375
>You are an NPC! This is what you are litterally programmed to say! Why aren't you saying it, hypocrite??
And once again we see what happens when people start taking memes seriously.

[Anonymous No.11543883]

>>11527123

It's a real mystery.

[Anonymous No.11543906]

>>11527517
Tomas on the fasting squad

[Anonymous No.11543912]

>>11527116
>>11536536
>>11540782
Can I choose to donate to these children's plastic surgeons instead? These poor ugly kids.

[Anonymous No.11543928]

The propaganda is working on me laddies, all I can think of nowdays is black cocks.

[Anonymous No.11544091]

>>11543928
Stop spending so much time on /pol/ those tards continually project their fantasies for BBC and it rubs off on you.

[Anonymous No.11544384]

>>11542227

[Anonymous No.11544392]

>>11542244
>unironic stonetoss posting
>>>/reddit/

[Anonymous No.11544400]

>>11538050
Things have detoriated so fucking quickly Jesus Christ

[Anonymous No.11545724]

>>11527363
>>11527406
>Orders pasta from pizza place
10/10 troll

[Anonymous No.11545764]

>>11534685
Look bro I hate amerimutts too but making fun of kids with cancer for being ugly doesn't sit right with me

[Anonymous No.11545781]

>>11527514
>d-don't c-call out my b-bullshit
I'm not even from /pol/, but quit being a faggot. The boot fits.

[Anonymous No.11545787]

>>11544091
>he said while added to his blacked shitposting folder

[Anonymous No.11545792]

>>11542415
He was pointing out your hypocrisy. No need to bring your butthurt about an unrelated meme into it.

[Anonymous No.11545805]

>>11544091
>BBC and it rubs off on you
That's the plan, white boi.

[Anonymous No.11545809]

>>11534954
Dude, it really is. Even here in Canada where less than 3% of our population is black you see WFBM couples in ads more than any other pairing outside of same race couples, despite WMAF being more common here for interracial dating, and there being waaaaaaaaaaay more east Asians and east Indians than there are blacks. Until a few years ago I used to think that the US was like 20-25% black based on seeing your ads. I was surprised to learn it was actually like 13%.

[Anonymous No.11545870]

>>11527123
>getting triggered by the sight of black children
damn and I thought sjws were overzealous

[Anonymous No.11545872]

>>11544392
>telling one of our allies to go to reddit
maybe you should be going there instead fag

[Anonymous No.11545874]

>>11545870
They're just ugly looking, not something I really want to see right before I eat food.

[Anonymous No.11545876]

Damn this thread went downhill real fast.

[Anonymous No.11545879]

>>11527123
Based

[Anonymous No.11545912]

>>11545870
Pointing something out isn't being triggered just like you not liking his post isn't being triggered. If he was raging or you were raging at him, then yes.