Claire is back again!

[Anonymous No.11544126]

https://youtu.be/g1GFJxVeH9c

[Anonymous No.11544131]

Im gay btw. If that matters.

[Anonymous No.11544136]

>>11544126
fuck this alt right eceleb gamer shit

[Anonymous No.11544139]

Oh look, it's the daily ba shill waifu thread.

[Anonymous No.11544152]

>>11544139
>being this bitter

[Anonymous No.11544159]

>>11544126
Is she in jail?

[Anonymous No.11544164]

>>11544136
>Woman
>Jew
>Altright
One if these things, etc

[Anonymous No.11544182]

>>11544159
>Anon I made Skittles for you. Wanna /ss/ ?

[Anonymous No.11544189]

>>11544126
""""""""""""""""""""""""gourmet""""""""""""""""""""""""""

[Anonymous No.11544191]

>>11544139
haven't seen you in a bit.

[Anonymous No.11544199]

>>11544126
Would love to have her brap me all day
FUCK

[Anonymous No.11544205]

>>11544189

[Anonymous No.11544208]

>>11544205
We're redpilled, kiddo. We're against women having careers, and we're damn sure against it if they're Jewish. She's a hack, and doesn't deserve my white attention

[Anonymous No.11544214]

>>11544205
Pretty sure he was referring to the fact that Gourmet is a rival of BA, but then again, it's a BA thread so he's probably an idiot.

[Anonymous No.11544217]

>Nobody ever actually talks about the recipes in these threads
Makes me laugh

[Anonymous No.11544232]

>>11544217
I know, right? It's almost like they're posted here every day just to get more views, and the interns posting them are aware of /tv/ culture so they start the threads talking about the girls and braps because they know that will be better clickbait than talking about the shitty food they're making. It's almost like these threads should be banned.

[Anonymous No.11544236]

>>11544217
>>11544232
I need Claire to shit on me

[Anonymous No.11544255]

>>11544232
Yeah, I'm sure at the staff meeting, they're telling the interns to go talk about female farts on the incel 4chan.
I like how there are so many losers on 4chan(nel) who think anyone knows or gives a shit about this place

[Anonymous No.11544284]

French guy cooking did this whole thing like 6 months ago. She could've just watched his videos

[Anonymous No.11544300]

Hey, Claire is nice and everything. She'd make a man very happy, I'm sure. But I'm going to take this opportunity to claim Carla as my own..... None may fap.

[Anonymous No.11544304]

>>11544300
I clapped when she referenced binging with babish this episode.

[Anonymous No.11544308]

>>11544232
Yeah dude totally one of the least popular boards on 4channel is totally bringing in the dough

[Anonymous No.11544311]

>>11544300
Patrician taste anon. None of the other plebs around here can appreciate a quality italian mommy when they see one

[Anonymous No.11544320]

For me it's Molly

[Anonymous No.11544333]

>>11544300
Believe me buddy no one is in danger of fapping to that nasal hag

[Anonymous No.11544335]

Anyone else want Claire to sit on their face?

[Anonymous No.11544436]

>>11544335
imaging being SO incel that youre attracted to fat uggos

[Anonymous No.11544465]

>>11544126
claire deepfake when?

[Anonymous No.11544544]

>okay today we're going to make.....instant ramen.... *sneers*

it's the level of smugness that really irks me, as if every person in that room has not already eaten ramen in their life

[Anonymous No.11544596]

>not brad

[Anonymous No.11544652]

great. a hipster weeb attempts making "authentic" ramen. this will probably be as cringey as watching binging with babish attempting to make spaghetti carbonara.

[Anonymous No.11544692]

>>11544126
why the fuck she make my pp hard

[Anonymous No.11544715]

>>11544126
>has a bunch of shitty instant ramen.

[Anonymous No.11544720]

>>11544126
so does this mean the snaggletooth forever alone cooking chick is on the backburner now?

[Anonymous No.11544739]

How much do you think she gets paid?

[Anonymous No.11544805]

gourmet instant ramen is just regular fucking ramen, if they're going to spend the time and effort making instant ramen, why not just make regular ramen

[Anonymous No.11544810]

>>11544805
also what I would give just to be able to give Claire's ass one long sniff

[Anonymous No.11544821]

Gosh darn you guys have bad taste in cooking waifus

[Anonymous No.11544837]

think they'd bang?

[Anonymous No.11544847]

>>11544126
ra men
not ra'ed

[Anonymous No.11544850]

>>11544821
>deleted all her videos
Well that was fast.

[Anonymous No.11544851]

>>11544847
this
who the fuck uses a pasta machine to make ramen
and she had the balls to call it "gourmet"

[Anonymous No.11544856]

>>11544851
wow what a whore

[Anonymous No.11544857]

>>11544821
there it is

[Anonymous No.11544862]

>>11544300
It's too bad she hasn't looked like this since like 2003 probably. Now shes just dumpy and burns everything while acting somehow superior to everyone. It's a pretty large mental disconnect there.

[Anonymous No.11544927]

>>11544126
like five seconds in and she's already thirsting for Brad

[Anonymous No.11544940]

>>11544927
Would love to see Brad eat her fat ass out with me jerking off in the corner

[Anonymous No.11544957]

>>11544126
>getting that hung up on the wave look before nailing the frying process
I feel like they go about it the wrong way each time.

[Anonymous No.11545118]

>>11544126
God, I would wreck her kikehole

[Anonymous No.11545202]

fucking jew boss sexually harassing OUR CLAIRE

[Anonymous No.11545208]

>>11545202
Bet he slid his cock betwixt her fat ass cheeks, feelings the heat from her pulsing asshole hnnngg

BRAP ME YOU FAT SOW

[Anonymous No.11545214]

>>11545208
wew lad

[Anonymous No.11545234]

ITT: People who need to get laid

[Anonymous No.11545251]

>>11545234

[Anonymous No.11545269]

where can i get a brad bf

[Anonymous No.11545360]

>>11544544
Are you fucking retarded or just a faggot?
They all said they ate it in their youth. Even Ms. "I've never tried this" Claire

[Anonymous No.11545658]

>>11544126
jesus she's unbearably sexy when she's all hot and flustered

[Anonymous No.11545668]

>>11544255
that's not how it works. they hire pr agents and marketers to "cater to various online communities and social media groups."

and this type of stuff isn't just limited to bon appetit, but spreads out towards music, celebrities, entertainers, etc. as well.

[Anonymous No.11545673]

>>11545668
yeah im sure theyre really going after the, uh, 41 posters here

[Anonymous No.11545682]

>>11545673
you'd be surprised. also, you are confusing the traffic of this specific thread with the traffic of the whole board.

[Anonymous No.11545685]

I like how they all pretend to be friends, not cringy at all.

[Anonymous No.11545688]

>>11545673
https://www.neowin.net/news/pr-firm-responsible-for-emmayouarenextcom-hoax-wants-4chan-shutdown/

[Anonymous No.11545697]

>>11545673
that kind of stuff happens on /mu/ so much, and /tv/ as well.

[Anonymous No.11545704]

>>11545688
>celebrities hire a firm that petitions to shut down 4chan because of the fappening
>this somehow proves that threads about BA are made by paid advertisers
whoa it's almost like you just desperately googled and copy pasted the first thing you saw that seemed relevant because you're an asspulling retard

>>11545697
whoa, now that's a compelling case right there

[Anonymous No.11545719]

>>11545704
there have been quite a bit of music entertainers that admit they use 4chan. it isn't that hard to put 2 and 2 together and see how and why they'd want to draw a target audience from here, now would it?

[Anonymous No.11545721]

F r i e n d s i m u l a t o r

[Anonymous No.11545729]

>>11545719
>isolated nerd thinks his little clubhouse is more important than it actually is
wew never seen this before

[Anonymous No.11545733]

What color do you presume her panties are?

[Anonymous No.11545735]

>>11545729
do you deny that there are celebrities that had openly admitted they browse 4chan, and various successful musicians that have held the equivalent of "AMA's" on /mu/?

[Anonymous No.11545741]

>>11545735
This desu.
Sam Hinkie was a tripfag on /sp/ for years before he got exposed

[Anonymous No.11545751]

>>11545741
i've only ever been on /sp/ once to check if there was a stream up for an event a couple years ago I was interested, but thanks for defending my point.

the more you browse a certain board and really understand the context of said board "for me it was /mu/ for a really long time" you can start to pick out certain posts that seem like marketing, and those that seem authentic.

the marketing ones tend to come out before an album was released and soon after.

[Anonymous No.11545759]

>>11545735
>4chan
Huh? This is 4channel, anon

[Anonymous No.11545763]

>>11545759
do you deny that there are celebrities that had openly admitted they browse 4channel, and various successful musicians that have held the equivalent of "AMA's" on /mu/?

[Anonymous No.11545765]

>>11545759
though, I wasn't technically wrong, because at the time this site was still 4chan, there was still celebrities and entertainers that made themselves known here.

[Anonymous No.11545782]

>>11545673
here to represent that we are way more than 41

[Anonymous No.11545786]

best /ck/ waifu coming in HOT:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ieeoE-Uu-6U

claire is busted, old, with fucking retarded greying hair style. add to the fact she's an oven dodger and there's really no reason to keep giving her attention, which obviously has inflated her ego.

[Anonymous No.11545825]

This is Claire's ACTUAL FACE AND POSE when someone asks her how much the ramen would cost while she says "it might be a business idea!"

[Anonymous No.11545843]

>>11544232
Even if they were shilling the videos I don't care because they are interesting to watch and I want to come here to talk about them.

[Anonymous No.11545852]

>>11545825
Happy_Merchant.png

[Anonymous No.11545858]

>>11544126
>BRAD HELP ME!!!!

[Anonymous No.11545862]

>>11545843
advertising of any kind is against one of the global rules of 4chan(nel).

I mean I enjoy some of the videos too, but I don't think it's fair that accredited people/channels/what have you can get away with it and some lesser known individual would get their thread deleted, and possibly a ban eventually.

[Anonymous No.11545907]

>>11545862
>muh rules
they're meaningless and enforced on a purely whimsical basis

[Anonymous No.11545982]

>>11545668
Fact is there's losers on here who just internet stalk these people. Look what happened to the "Cooking Alone" girl. I don't doubt they get the word out but it's a waste of there time to do it here especially with the negative attention the autists here bring.

[Anonymous No.11545984]

>>11545982
have you never heard the term
>all publicity is good publicity
?

[Anonymous No.11545989]

>>11545852
Why do you guys hate success so much? Making money isn't inherently a bad thing. It's quite American in fact.

[Anonymous No.11545996]

>>11545825
Claire is truly the best girl and happiest merchant. I wish she would come to /ck/ bruhs. ;_;

[Anonymous No.11546001]

>>11544126
is she back for good? why did she leave us?

[Anonymous No.11546006]

>>11545984
Useless platitudes are just that. Useless. Life's a bit more complicated and not every scenario can be boiled down to a cliché. Why would you want people known to be even worse than your average YouTube commenter potentially brigading your shit when they aren't even your target audience? Turn the paranoia off for a little while Dale.

[Anonymous No.11546017]

>>11546006
>Why would you want people known to be even worse than your average YouTube commenter potentially brigading your
more views =
more $
a higher position when searching for videos
more likes, which equals to the point above
more interaction in the comments, which sends information to/algorithms to youtube saying that this video is extremely popular, so again, it brings these videos to the top when someone searches a specific keyword that the title or tags the video used to the top of their search.

[Anonymous No.11546039]

I like how the guys crying shill do such a good job of keeping BA threads at the top of the catalog.

[Anonymous No.11546105]

>>11546001
Art of the deal bucko she was negotiating a better salary or position

[Anonymous No.11546110]

>>11544126
Wouldn't gourmet instant ramen just be normal ramen?

[Anonymous No.11546125]

>>11544304
Are you talking about the apple tart episode? Because I could not find Carla referencing it in that one.

[Anonymous No.11546131]

>>11544837
She hasn't uploaded anything in a year, just shut up. It's over

[Anonymous No.11546165]

>>11544126
>Mommy Claire talking about making a line of adult baby food
I don't care that she was joking, this is the best day of my life

[Anonymous No.11546203]

>>11546165
I still fondly remember the chicken and rice toddler food in those plastic jars. I think I ate them till I was like 6 just because I liked them.

[Anonymous No.11546213]

>no brad

[Anonymous No.11546235]

>Claire's back
And she's STILL not an actual fucking pastry chef

[Anonymous No.11546238]

>>11544126
Oh. A sell out drama queen

[Anonymous No.11546254]

The only thing I don't like about Claire is that I'm sure she doesn't shave her box, maybe hasn't ever done it in her life.

[Anonymous No.11546296]

>>11544126
>Uses Air Fryer
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH

[Anonymous No.11546321]

>>11546296
based HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH poster

[Anonymous No.11546356]

>>11546321
Based based poster

[Anonymous No.11546363]

>>11546296
Did she air fry a turkey heh?

[Anonymous No.11546368]

gourmet instant ramen?
more like gourmet instant pasta

[Anonymous No.11546369]

>>11544126
>New Claire video in recommended list
>Go to /ck/ before watching
>Already a thread in the front page
>7 replies and 13 images omitted. Click here to view.
>Full of sexual shitposts with almost no discussion of the featured food item
Never change /ck/

[Anonymous No.11546406]

>>11545825

[Anonymous No.11546410]

>0:30 into 25 min vid
>"where's brad"

[Anonymous No.11546429]

>>11544821
ok now THIS bitch is epic

[Anonymous No.11546461]

>>11546369
if she made good content to discuss, we'd discuss it.

[Anonymous No.11546468]

>>11544126
i love my jewish mommy!

[Anonymous No.11546505]

>>11546368
I mean, I get it, pulling noodles can be hard
but at least give it a try before pulling out the pasta machine

[Anonymous No.11546506]

>>11544126
Post the gif.

[Anonymous No.11546811]

>>11545721
pseuds are the worst

[Anonymous No.11546826]

>>11546506
This one?

[Anonymous No.11547302]

>>11546506

[Anonymous No.11547318]

>>11544208
Fuck off posting your goddamned bullshit. You've incessantly shat up 7 threads so far with your pol b8 shot. Fuck off out of here and go back to fucking pol.

[Anonymous No.11547329]

I really like instant ramen noodles but I know they are extremely unhealthy, so are there any alternative to ramen noodles that are as cheap but not bad for your health

[Anonymous No.11547341]

>>11547329
Cabbage.

[Anonymous No.11547371]

>>11547329
Spinach noodles are a thing. Not sure how expensive they are, but you can certainly eat ramen just don't make it the cornerstone of your diet. Add an egg and a bunch of veggies to it, don't use the salt packet or just use half, and dress it up yourself.

[Anonymous No.11547402]

>>11544126
The fat bitch finally admits to eating something.

[Anonymous No.11547473]

>>11544300
>having a waifu with a lisp

Enjoy your evolutionarily stunted offspring faggot

[Anonymous No.11547558]

>>11544126
That final chicken broth looks incredible

[Anonymous No.11547574]

50 dollars is too much

[Anonymous No.11547972]

>>11546506

[Anonymous No.11548107]

[Anonymous No.11548139]

Alex did it way, way better.

[Anonymous No.11548235]

>>11547402
> 1.8MB
You should be ashamed of yourself

[Anonymous No.11548392]

>>11546506

[Anonymous No.11548411]

>>11545673
Actually there are 42 people now your post is going to disappear in a puff of logic! Life. Don't talk to me about life. LOL.