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11563545 No.11563545 [Reply] [Original]

>go to taco bell
>friend orders some soft tacos
>my turn to order
>"Well now that the children are done ordering I will have 6 fresh crispy crunchy taco supreme's, sub with shredded chicken, and add onions for a little spice"
>cashier smiles and nods "you got it man"


Why are soft tacos allowed to be ordered by anyone over 18? Seriously, crunchy taco shells let you know it's fresh and pleasing when it gives a good fresh CRUNCH!

>> No.11563554
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>>11563545
News flash - your friend is the adult here

>> No.11563562

>>11563554
Nope. Soft tacos should not be had by anyone who has their adult set of teeth in.

>> No.11563565

>>11563545
Well mr taco bell marketing shill. That copy replete with over the top ingredient marketing is about as FRESH as your stock taco photo

>> No.11563566
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>>11563545
>onions for spice
do whi*te """people""" really do this

>> No.11563572

>>11563566
Yes.
And they also think hard shell tacos are real tacos.

>> No.11563576

>>11563566
>spicy yet not overpowering in flavor

Can't understand why people wouldn't anon, truly a mystery


>>11563572
Closer to authentic mexican tacos than soft flour stuff

>> No.11563666

>>11563562
if you want nachos, just order nachos, nobody cares except the person who made this thread.
>try hard taco
>shell shatters
never again. if i wanted nachos i would have ordered them

>> No.11563687

>>11563666
Shell shattering makes eating fun though, makes it a bit more challenging since you have to think. Though to a brainlet like you, it could be too much to handle

>> No.11563723

>>11563545
Yeah, nice satisfying crunch, but tomatoes, lettuce, cheese, etc. falls out.
Maybe you're a pig and it doesn't bother you.

>> No.11563726

>>11563545
>not getting soft tacos al fresca

>> No.11563730

>>11563545
There is only one god tier taco bell order. And it is as follows
>Chalupa supreme
>sub beef for chicken
>sub sour cream for spicy ranch
>add chipotle sauce
>add pico

>> No.11563785
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>go to taco bell
>see your friend on his iphone google searching "taco bell vegan menu"

>> No.11563823

>>11563545
>Goes to taco bell
>Orders the cheapest item
Now that the poor folk have ordered, I'll have 2 wet burritos extra red sauce, 2 crunchwraps w/steak extra steak, 2 gordita steak combos extra steak & 1 starburst drink.

>> No.11563839

>>11563823
>cheapest item
>2.19 per taco
>.50c more to swap out with shredded chicken
>2.69 per taco
>cheapest item

Wrong anon.

>> No.11563942

>>11563545
>whaaat?!! You dont like crunchy food raping your mouth?!!
Yeah suprise i dont faggot

>> No.11563946

>>11563545
>go to taco bell

damn you guys are lucky, my nearest one is 15 miles away (still go there for special events though)

>> No.11563963

>>11563723
This is why you order a cheesy gordita crunch

>> No.11563969

>>11563545
>adult
>thinks onions are spicy

>> No.11563976

>>11563823
Congrats. You're king of the white trash.

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>>11563946
>my nearest one is 15 miles away
consider yourself lucky.
this is the view out my apartment window.
you don't even want to know how much taco bell I eat per week.

>> No.11563999

>>11563545
America's job is to take foods from lesser cultures and fix the flaws. We have done the same with the cuisine of every other culture, with tremendous success.
A crunchy shell is simply better than a floppy tortilla, its really that simple.
Any asshole who clings to "tradition" should not be allowed to own or use any object invented less than 100 years ago. Its not authentic.

>> No.11564002

>>11563989
Post a pic of your fat ass w/ time stamp.

>> No.11564004

>>11564002
n-no

>> No.11564008

>>11564004
post feet at least

>> No.11564473

>go to taco bell
>order cheesy gordita crunch
>all the black brothers in the store give me a woop and a holler
>cashier, also black, tips his cap and smirks, "you aight white boi"
>turn to take my seat
>a luscious milk chocolate babe with hips wider than my shoulders grabs me and smothers my face with her breasts
>get my gordita early along with my money back
>"it's on the house my man"

>> No.11564548

>>11563666
Trips of truth. Ironically enough I was going to make my own post about crunchy tacos being shit. Whichever texmex idiot created crunchy tacos needs to fuck themselves. Props to whoever invented the gordita crunch because they made crunchy tacos edible that way.

>> No.11564554

>>11563839
Some franchises upcharge, by quite a bit too. My closest store upcharges +1-2 dollars on every non-value menu item.

>> No.11564560

>>11563839
>>11564554
Forgot OP was ordering Supreme and mot regular, in which case the price you mentioned is probably accurate for all stores.

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>>11563545
Having posted more Taco Bell than probably anyone else here in at least the past couple of months I can confidently say that your opinion is shit, and your thread can hardly be considered bait, but I'm drunk so here's your (you).

>> No.11564586

REAL TALK HERE

CRUNCH TACOS ARE GOOD MAN, BUT TO BE HONEST, THEY FILL THEM WITH FIFTY PERCENT LESS MEAT THAN THEY DO SOFT TACOS, BECAUSE THEY WILL BREAK, LEAK, SOG, CRACK, MELT, ETC

IF YOU ORDER SOFT, YOU GET FIFTY PERCENT MORE MEAT FILLING. IT'S ECONOMICAL TO DO SO.

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>>11564586
>E
Stopped reading there.

>> No.11564648

>>11563989
Comfy view. Is this Philadelphia?

>> No.11565007

>>11563545
>people shouldn't like things that I don't like WAHHHHHHHHHH

KYS yourself faggot

>> No.11565037

>>11563823
>I'll take SIX greasy cheap meat carb sandwiches and a got dam drink that's flavored like a flavored sugar cube
>somehow I feel like I'm better for it

>> No.11565040

>>11563545
>cashier smiles and nods "you got it man"
>gives jerkoff hand signal to nearby taco artist
>OP gets free day-old semen on his tacos

>> No.11565048

>>11563687
>Eating
>Fun
Guess who's the child here.

>> No.11565051
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>tfw there actually is a taco bell in my country
>tfw live on the other side of the country so i can't go there

>> No.11565057

taco bell is americanized beener food that will give you the shits
why do you fags eat this?

>> No.11565059

>>11565057
>will give you the shits
Someone's got a delicate little tummy. Poor baby anon.

>> No.11565094

>>11565040
This. What a fucking fag op is

>> No.11565100

>>11563572
>>11563566
>>11563565
>>11563562
>>11563554
the absolute state of /ck/ these days

this is the most basic and obvious bait post i've ever seen here and you are all biting

>> No.11565128

>>11565057
All food gives you the shits. It's called digestion

>> No.11565130

>>11565128
whoa..

>> No.11565154

>>11565130
bruh....

>> No.11565165

>>11563545
>Sub with shredded chicken

Taco Bell sells subs now??

>> No.11565173

>>11564473
>he think outside the bun

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>Tex-Mex
fdp

>> No.11567419

>>11564579
>>11564623
based taco bell every day bro

>> No.11567679

>>11563730
This is the whitest shit I've ever read.

>> No.11567718

>>11565165
Sub is a common phrase for substitute when ordering food