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11610911 No.11610911 [Reply] [Original]

Actual bread edition. Bonus points for bread and OC.

>> No.11610926
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>> No.11610927

>>11610911
>obviously can afford finer cheeses.
>uses doritos.

>> No.11610940
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>>11610926
baste filename

>> No.11610974
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>>11610927
Wa la

>> No.11610993
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>> No.11611009

does anyone has the chicken casserole webm?

>> No.11611013
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>>11610993
I don't understand this shit. Why do people record themselves fucking basic shit up and then post it on the internet?

>> No.11611020

>>11610926
how does he get out without breaking all the eggs

>> No.11611022
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>> No.11611023

>>11611020
He leaves through the eggsit.

>> No.11611025

>>11610940
Is this Jack's father?

>> No.11611027

>>11611013
views are views

>> No.11611033
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>> No.11611045

>>11611033
nailed it

>> No.11611053

>>11610993
is frustrates me everytime i see videos of people cooking so awful, yes i know about jack

>> No.11611064
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>>11611053

>> No.11611075

>>11610974
That was kinda cool.

>> No.11611079
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>> No.11611096

>>11611064
I hate this fucking faggot. Hopefully he dies a horrible death soon.

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>>11611079

>> No.11611165
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>> No.11611211

>>11611064
pathetic and not at all funny.

>> No.11611224
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>> No.11611233

>>11611224
i call bullshit on that one

>> No.11611292
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>> No.11611309

>>11611292
What is the purpose of this video? Sure, the guy looks fucking weird, but other than that... what are we observing here?

>> No.11611323
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>> No.11611425

>>11611292
he looks kind of like a rat that hasn't showered for a week

>> No.11611460
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>>11611425
How often do rats shower where you live?

>> No.11611475

>>11611425
He may not have won the genetic lottery, but how do you know he didn't carefully and strategically comb-wipe his hair slick with the pepperoni grease especially for the viewers of this video? Don't be so quick to judge. Pepperoni grease is just as good as any other hair oil product. His genetic misfortune doesn't change that, you elitist prick.

>> No.11611604

>>11611292
>that insanely greasy hair
>those long gross fingernails

What the actual fuck.

>> No.11611633

>>11611127
Why is he performing an autopsy on that pizza?

>> No.11611652

>>11610927
>post video of doritos bread on YT
>profit off of memeing shitlords and hatewatchers from 4channelle
It's funny how asleep you are.

>> No.11611656

>>11611460
>contaminating bread with the same utensil you used to touch raw meat

>> No.11611663
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>>11611633
>newfag asking questions about Ja/ck/

>> No.11611678
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>> No.11611722
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>>11611678
The balls are inert.

>> No.11611748

>>11610993
>one sleeve rolled up one down
>rubbing face acne while cooking
>bullshit
>masculine gestures/body language
I hate it.

>> No.11611767

>>11610993
She's cute!

>> No.11611776

>>11611722
>99.97 pure copper

>> No.11611780

>>11610940
what the hell

>> No.11611782

>>11611079
oh no

>> No.11611783

>>11611722
>how would you like your steak, sir?
>like grandma from Dante's Peak

>> No.11611798

>>11611079
>>11611158
You think this guy might be new to cooking?

>> No.11611803
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>>11611783
See now that's not even a smart joke, since the grandma in Dante's Peak was burned by the super heated lake.
The smart joke would be about John Carrol Lynch from Volcano, when he willingly jumps into the lava to save the lady.

>> No.11611810

what am i doing wrong if my dough is extremely sticky

>> No.11611817

>>11611810
use more flour, dummy.

>> No.11611824
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>>11611803
Well SORRY FOR EXISTING, ANON. I just wanted to make you laugh.

>> No.11611828
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>>11611824
And I just want you to be the funniest guy you can be. I'm here to help.

>> No.11611835

>>11611165
Call it pretentious all you want it looks pretty tasty compared to other pretentious meals.

>> No.11611836

>>11611828
T-thank you.

>> No.11611839

>>11611803
peak redditposting

>> No.11611840
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>>11611835

>> No.11611945

>>11611033

Beerbot always knows how to deliver

>> No.11611960
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>>11611079

This is all wrong.

He didn't boil the onions in 2 litres of oil first

>> No.11611980
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>>11611013
God damn
Cracks me up every time

>> No.11612008

>>11611722
Lava fumes are toxic.

>> No.11612009

>>11610993
Cute!

>> No.11612020

>>11611224
>Waffles look good
>Jizz all over them because of le 4chin prank XD
Fuck off

>> No.11612023

>>11611013
The best part is he thought he could sneak up on the oil.

>> No.11612035

>>11611079
>Retards thinking you have to fry onions first
If you boil the shit of onions they practically disintegrate, both flavoring whatever liquid they're in and thickening it at the same time. Granted that's probably not what the person in this video went on to do, but regardless, browning onions is not the only way to cook them and if you think it is you're a moron.

>> No.11612053

>>11611158
>traditional american sauce.webm

>> No.11612142

>>11612035
>If you boil the shit of onions they practically disintegrate, both flavoring whatever liquid they're in and thickening it at the same time.

Even if they add some flavor, boiled and fried onions do not taste the same. Plus, both the onions and garlic add flavor to the oil you fry them in, which goes a long way in making a sauce taste better.

>> No.11612177

>>11611656
You need to level up your immune system you faget.

>> No.11612435

>>11610993
>that feel when someone with cerebral palsy is cuter and better at making pancakes than you.

>> No.11612959
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>>11611663
>newfag thinking he's an oldfag

>> No.11613057
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>>11611722

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>>11610940
The fire enchantment on those blades, though.

>> No.11613174

>>11613057
why

>> No.11613189
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>>11611460

>> No.11613203

>>11611211
Okay, downsie.

>> No.11613247

>>11610940
why

>> No.11613313

>>11613113
It's light reflecting on its surface

>> No.11613328

>>11611460
>if i make le funny fast and pointless movements i become a new youtube star :)))

>> No.11613329

>>11613174
You have to slap the slag so it knows who's boss.

>> No.11613341
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>> No.11613401

>>11611075
The whole video is pretty interesting in my opinion and also gives you some other facts about the cheese.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3ZI15VjwEU

>> No.11613421

>>11611022
I remember this one. All of these were pretty funny.

>> No.11613428
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>>11613421
Japan is weird.

>> No.11613444

>>11612020
Are you fucking retarded?

>> No.11613450

>>11612008
it's fake lava you goof

>> No.11613453

>>11612959
got a bit dried there at the end

>> No.11613478

>>11613450
Wouldn't molten metal also be toxic as fuck?

>> No.11613492

>>11613113
god, she's so beautiful. i just want to teach her to use a mandolin slicer :3

>> No.11613493

>>11610926
Never seen this before, nice.

>> No.11613496

>>11613492
She can practice on my mandolin if you know what I mean

>> No.11613507

>>11613478
Could be depending on the type of metal, but that's clearly not metal.

It looks like glass to me. Ever seen a video of glassblowing? It has that same texture.

>> No.11613512

>>11611064
why would he do something like that?

>> No.11613517
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>> No.11613541

>>11613517
how does he get out?

>> No.11613543

>>11613341
Cancerous

>> No.11613552
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>> No.11613564

>>11613552
Uh, excuse me?

>> No.11613570

>>11613552
I hate this bitch. I want to watch her clean up the messes she makes while she thinks about how her life ended up the way it is.

>> No.11613601
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>>11613552
Showry was funny for exactly ten seconds.

>> No.11613611
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>>11613564
>>11613570
>>11613601
Stop replying to Thot Posters and report them to the IRS instead.

>> No.11613612

>>11610993
and this is why stainless is shit

>> No.11613620

>>11613612
Because some retard doesn't know how to use it?

>> No.11613651

>>11613313
Oh shit, I thought the were legitimately inbued with the power of fire

>> No.11613658
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>>11613611
Posting a showry webm doesn't make you a "thot poster" and I really can't be bothered talking to the Korean version of the IRS just because she's annoying.
Actually, how is she any different from LA Beast? They're both whoring themselves out on Youtube for money. I guess you just like Beast's content better? I do too, but that doesn't mean I want the other one shut down.

BTW, does anyone have the webm of the beer being brought to a boil on a hot table so it looks like the glasses are magically filling from the bottom?

>> No.11613670
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>>11613658
Beast is creative and inventive. The things he does are usually unique or challenging, hell he's set like a dozen world records. That dumb bitch is just "lol I'm making a mess while making funny faces and showing my tits".

If you ever compare the Beast to to a whore like that I will have you deported.

>> No.11613673

>>11613651
Yeah, I'm disappointed as well friend.

>> No.11613680

>>11611783
Wasn't that a lake that had it's acidity pump to ridiculously high levels that it started melting the damn metal canoe they were in?

>> No.11613686

>>11611165
that'll be $500, cash only, you pay now!

>> No.11613772
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>> No.11613873

>>11612035
Caramelizing the onions adds a much different flavor, one that cannot be supplemented by boiling.

>> No.11613886

>>11612035
>If you boil the shit of onions they practically disintegrate, both flavoring whatever liquid they're in and thickening it at the same time.
They don't taste like caramelized onions but still get sweet like them too.

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>>11611158

>> No.11613898
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It's Christmas y'all.

>> No.11613908

>>11610993
is this bitch fucked up my pans id turn her japanese with it

>> No.11613943

>>11611840
>That will be $350 plus an 18% gratuity sir

>> No.11613946

>>11613943
>18%
It's almost 2019, 25% is the new standard.

>> No.11613962

>>11613552
I have the weirdest boner right now.

>> No.11613979

>>11613946
Jesus fucking Christ

>> No.11613992

>>11613946
how soon before they being demanding minimum tips as well? Like even though you only spent $10, you have to tip at least $5 per meal?

>> No.11614047

>>11612020
>doesn't know what icing is
Tell us how you were pretending to be retarded to get us

>> No.11614051

>>11613428
amazing they can made objects edible also that smile at the end is priceless

>> No.11614055
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>>11613601
as if the phallic shape wasn't enough

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>>11614055
not sure what's the name of this movie but i love these clips

>> No.11614075

>>11611033
*beeps happily at the end*
>I have served my master well today :D

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>>11614071
not sure if there are more of this

>> No.11614087

>>11613898
>chirstmas appetizers
>pizza dough

nope

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>>11614078
last one i have

>> No.11614091
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>>11614078
>>11614088
There are 4 in that set

>> No.11614095

>>11614071
Jiro Nightmares of Assrape

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>>11614055
>>11614071
>>11614078
>>11614088
I gotchu senpai

>> No.11614109

>>11614055
>>11614071
>>11614078
Its sad that cooking like this is slowly being choked in favor of fast food

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>>11614109
>fast food

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>>11614132
>cumming
gross

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>>11614138
>eating mouldy cow juice
gross

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>>11614147
>replacing cheese to make grilled cheese
i hate vegans so much, ruining the fun for everyone

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>>11614088
Fake news, here is authentic chinese food.

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>>11614220

>> No.11614241
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>>11614221
>memesuine food
i hope this trend dies

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>>11614234
>lol vegans only eat cucumber

based meme friend

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>>11614245
I know they don't.
Also it's nut juice, not nut milk.

>> No.11614259

>>11613541
By breaking all of the eggs

>> No.11614265
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>>11614248
what's the point of his videos, they are too annoying to watch

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>>11613541
his wife put a curse on him and his son, neither can leave the egg fort unless he sell all the eggs

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>>11614265
>they are too annoying to watch
He says as he posts the same stupid "jacks fucks something up" webm for the nine thousandth time.

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>>11614269
difference between xD videos and jack is at least jack's fuck ups are entertaining to watch despite how one can get frustrated seeing him cook

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>>11614282
>at least jack's fuck ups are entertaining to watch
No, they aren't.

>> No.11614293

>>11614290
That crushed down a LOT more than I expected before exploding

>> No.11614294

>>11613541
You're missing the point. Why would he want to get out?

>> No.11614309

>>11614293
Reminded me of a science project I did in elementary school about the compressive strength of tubular structures.

>> No.11614392

>>11614241
It's just fruit and candy wtf?
I mean it'd still be stupid even if he put a nice cake down, but fucking hell.

>> No.11614406

>>11614245
The reason vegans try so hard to emulate meat is because their body knows they are lacking something and it's telling them to go eat meat. Vegans have uncontrolled meat cravings despite their """""healthy""""" lifestyles because they are depriving their body of something it needs.
I eat vegetable dishes quite a lot but I don't feel a compulsion to try and make it look and taste like meat because I eat meat already and my body is getting the nutrients it needs. There's so many ways to really make a veggie dish shine and vegans don't know any of them because they're too busy trying to trick their bodies into thinking they're eating meat and it never works. Vegans take beautiful wholesome ingredients and cook them in literally the dumbest way possible.

>> No.11614441

>>11613341
>she taps her knife. tee hee hee

>> No.11614444

>>11613517
>file name
KEK. good job, anon.

>> No.11614460

>>11614293
The increased pressure makes the bubbles to turn into liquid.

>> No.11614468

>>11613552
she needs to be put back into her cage

>> No.11614515

>>11614441
i think that's cute

>> No.11614534

>>11614220
lose the french fries and that might be a bretty gud sammich

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>> No.11614568

>>11611158
DSP?

>> No.11614618

>>11611079
>those turds xir drops in at the end

A..are those meat balls?

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>>11614628

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>>11614628
>philly cheesesteak

no bruh

no

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>>11614821
Why did you respond with the same exact webm? Both of you stop posting these anyway.

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>>11614821

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>>11614831
Mine is better and accurately named.

>>11614833

>> No.11614839

>>11614555
wojak getting even with pepe

>> No.11614842

>>11610911
no oc on /ck/ any more, you fucking moron.
this board is fucking done.
newfags and /b/ spillovers ruined it. it's just for shitposting now.

>> No.11614845

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1544816636666.webm

get it while it's hot!

>> No.11614847
File: 2.87 MB, 640x480, Pav Bhaji.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>>11614845

>> No.11614849
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>>11614555

>> No.11614854

>>11614842
calm down, sperg. The board is fine and mods are decent. Many other boards are ruined beyond saving, this one is fine even if there aren't constantly fresh made webms for you.

>> No.11614855

>>11611323
God, I hate this faggot

>> No.11614857

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1544797199958.webm

>> No.11614858
File: 2.90 MB, 852x480, Mr Wu's Spring Onion Pancakes.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11614858

>>11614845
>>11614847

>> No.11614861
File: 2.78 MB, 1076x1080, fall sangria.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11614861

>>11614854
The webm threads are a tad lackluster because people would rather repost the same 30 Jack and Tasty webms instead of making something new. Hell I'd make some new ones if people want to provide material.

>> No.11614862

>>11614854
>The board is fine and mods are decent
you just like having a place that's not /b/ to shitpost, nigger.

>> No.11614867

>>>/wsg//ck/

There, stop clicking the links

>> No.11614875

>>11614862
>look at catalog
>99.7% of threads on topic
omg what le epic shitposting my fellow 4channeler

>> No.11614886
File: 71 KB, 794x769, those fives tho.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11614886

>>11614867
>>>/wsg/ck/
fixt that for you

pic semi-unrelated

>> No.11614888

>>11614886
>chromeniggers

>> No.11614896

>>11614888
_______^^^^
did not go unnoticed

>> No.11614899

>>11611224
fake

>> No.11614900

>>11614762
Based humane Asian man

>> No.11614907
File: 2.87 MB, 640x360, American Cheesecake.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11614907

>> No.11614919 [DELETED] 

>>11614857
>>11614858
How were you able to reply with an uploaded webm within 2 seconds, which would include finding the said webm on your machine and uploading it?

>> No.11614931
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11614931

>>11614919

>> No.11614933

>>11614845

>>11614847
>>11614858
thanx anon

>> No.11614941
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11614941

>>11614931
>responding to a deleted post

>> No.11614949

>>11614245
Why do you want to emulate meat and cheese so badly?

>> No.11614952
File: 2.87 MB, 360x360, Vegan Crab Cakes.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11614952

>>11614949
just convincing carnivores that there's a better way

>> No.11614957

>>11614444
First day here? We've been calling it that for weeks you dumbass newfag

>> No.11614959
File: 2.89 MB, 360x360, Vegan Mayo.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11614959

>>11614952

>> No.11614961
File: 896 KB, 480x480, reddit steak.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11614961

Enough of the vegan shit.

>> No.11614962

>>11614557
The guy I work with keeps insisting we order Dominos pizza. I keep telling him as nicely as I can I don't want it because I don't like their pizzas and they cost almost as much as an actual decent (And bigger) pizza. He always gets upset and it's actually ended in an argument a few times (pretty sure he's a fucking psycho). It's gotten to the point where I always bring packed lunches to work so I have a excuse not to buy food.

The dumbest part is he's italian, he should know what garbage their pizza is. I mean unless you order the absolute bare bones cheese and a sprinkling of meat you are literally looking at a pizza that only cost a dollar or two less than a well made pizza from somewhere else., plus it's half the size, we could buy one good pizza and share it for cheaper.

>> No.11614965
File: 2.88 MB, 640x360, Ghee.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11614965

>>11614961
>Enough of the vegan shit
agreed

>> No.11614969
File: 2.90 MB, 640x360, California Dog.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11614969

>>11614962
If you haven't had them in recent years, they aren't that bad. And the medium pizzas on the two for $5.99 deal are a pretty solid price.

>> No.11614986

>>11614952
I'm sorry but being nutrient deficient while fooling myself that its better for the environment is not my type of gig.
This of that while you eat your avocado from the other side of the earth.

>> No.11614987
File: 2.88 MB, 360x360, Vegan Mac 'n' Cheese.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11614987

>>11614986
>nutrient deficient

Yeah I know, who ever heard of a multivitamin

>> No.11614999
File: 1.10 MB, 640x480, Chicken.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11614999

SHOO SHOO vegan poster

>> No.11615006

>>11614987
Ever hear of b12?

>> No.11615013

>>11614987
>being such a picky eater that you need to supplement your meals with medicine to live a healthy life

>> No.11615014
File: 2.94 MB, 640x360, Silent Hill Food Market.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11615014

>> No.11615055

>>11613113
It was seriously impressive how badly she fucked up every single step of both recipes she uploaded

>> No.11615058

>>11613552
Whoah, muh based azn waifu.

>> No.11615093

>>11614468
but she is already in the kitchen?

>> No.11615133

>>11614245
why not call these.. tofu fingers?

>> No.11615137

>>11614245
>Fried tofu

Wow, such great fish fingers.

>> No.11615143
File: 2.91 MB, 540x360, Butter Burger.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11615143

Needs more meat.

>> No.11615171

>>11614847
Why do so few people in India know how to cook that the few who do are forced to make massive bowls of slop for thousands at a time? I've never seen any Indian cooking videos that were just a meal for one or a family dinner. It's always shit like this.

>> No.11615221

>>11614831
>Wh*te culture.

>> No.11615259

>>11614987
>His diet is incomplete without a chalky pill from walgreens

Neat.

>> No.11615369

>>11614961
I like steak as much as the next guy but that is an abomination.

>> No.11615412

>>11610993
she streams on chaturbate fyi

>> No.11615413

>>11614962
Domino's is such shit. The sauce is way too sweet.

>> No.11615435
File: 2.90 MB, 540x390, Dollar Cheese Steak.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11615435

More meat.

>> No.11615436

>>11615014
man I would love to shop there, so many new meats and cuts to try.

>> No.11615438

>>11615435
not bad for a dollar

>> No.11615453
File: 45 KB, 600x337, clark-howard_225273407[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11615453

>>11615438
more like $8+, each of those 6 steaks was a dollar

>> No.11615461

>>11615453
oh, I had thought it was a restaurant selling the sandwiches for a dollar, so yeah that's shit.

>> No.11615485
File: 2.25 MB, 1280x720, coffee.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.11615494

>>11615485
honestly can't tell if the thing on the left is supposed to be a girl or a faggy boy, fucking chinks

>> No.11615502
File: 2.83 MB, 720x404, LOLs in Korean.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11615502

>>11615494
Those are Tojos, not Chinks. Get it straight faggot.

>> No.11615518

>>11614861
I've seen VERY little jackposting this week. Granted, I visit a lot less frequently than I used to, but this past week or more, I've seen very little Jack and a lot of new webms than before.

>> No.11615525

>>11615485
where is this from anon

>> No.11615526
File: 2.80 MB, 378x378, I've discovered a new recipe.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11615526

>>11615525
World of Final Fantasy.

>> No.11615529

>>11615006
Yes. Nutritional yeast has a fuckload of it. Does this confuse and anger you?

>> No.11615533

>>11615435
Are they like a dollar each?

>> No.11615562

>>11614241
>That'll be $9,999.95 plus gratuity and tip

>> No.11615584

>>11612959
>overproved and with a disgusting skin on the top
this is why we use cling film

>> No.11615659

>>11613772
wow you can harvest so much material from those things

>> No.11615713

>>11615221
white culture is so common in every single god damned thing you do that you no longer notice it.
the only time you notice nigger culture or spic or fag or anything else is when a vocal minority demands over representation or a bunch of coloreds destroy something that's been a standing tradition for over a century and they hoot and holler and stomp their feet like fucking tribal aboriginals.

>> No.11615733

>>11611165
I made this during summer, and it's a waste of time. It tastes bland with a bit of spice.

>> No.11615755

>>11615143
>
disgusting pigs

>> No.11615824

>>11613670
Beast is a whore.

>> No.11615826

>>11615143
>fat people in charge of catering

>> No.11615830

>>11615133
because then you wouldn't be able to use the word vegan, and you ways have to inform people of this

>> No.11616132

>>11611064
This is OLD LA Beast.

>> No.11616134

>>11615435
this guy's channel is weird. he has 0 intonation

>> No.11616189

>>11614444
checked and based

>> No.11616212

>>11611079
>>11611158
>dsp
No wonder he's ruining this. Just like everything else.

>> No.11616223
File: 133 KB, 379x387, 1542731170687.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11616223

>>11610911
>fucking dorito bread

>> No.11616282

>>11614842
>oc
??

>> No.11616300

>>11616282
Original Content.

>> No.11616416

>>11613658
tubes?

>> No.11616439

>>11610911
'Murica!

>> No.11616529

>>11616300
huh?

>> No.11616549

>>11614987
cant take a pill for animal fat

>> No.11616596

>>11613658
Magic coffee.

>> No.11616598

>>11611803

I wept for that brave man when I first saw this movie

>> No.11616604

>>11615453
That can't be all you get.

>> No.11616689

>>11613898
>lets melt bad grocery store cheese in 10 different ways
>yes I am original

>> No.11616697
File: 2.90 MB, 720x404, Unicorn cheese.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11616697

>>11616689
You've never understood food.

>> No.11616705

>>11610974
Who cut the cheese lol

>> No.11616826

>>11614138
I recall some cheese autist said that you are not suppose to include the non melted bits into this dish, only the cheese goop

>> No.11616868

>>11614833
This is the most superfluous way of making a cheese steak

>> No.11616873

>>11613328
indian people just have collective genetic tourette's

>> No.11616965
File: 61 KB, 306x306, 66126332.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11616965

>>11614245
>sprinkle salt and pepper to the tofu
that is NOT how you season tofu. tofu isn't meat, you cant just sprinkle little salt and pepper and hope it will "season" the tofu

>> No.11616987

>>11616826
the non melted part is the rind, should be edible but maybe an acquired taste

>> No.11616989
File: 2.83 MB, 360x360, WTF Is Nutritional Yeast.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11616989

>>11615006
>>11615529
based and yeastpilled

>> No.11617057
File: 2.92 MB, 540x404, 90s commercials.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11617057

>> No.11617060

>>11617057
pls delet, it's not the same without the audio

>> No.11617071

>>11617060
Tell gookmoot to add audio

>> No.11617082

>>11612023
>he thought
>unironically people who can't grasp comedy

>> No.11617389

>>11611460
Ah the Ramly burger.. Worth trying if you ever go to Malaysia.

>> No.11617432

>>11614221
is that the Borat man

>> No.11617499
File: 1.52 MB, 640x360, tv buys lemonade.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11617499

>> No.11617513
File: 1.02 MB, 480x480, floor chips.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11617513

>> No.11617531

>>11616697
oh look, an OP sandwich

>> No.11617734
File: 2.85 MB, 640x360, Advanced Mango.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11617734

>> No.11617740
File: 2.65 MB, 889x500, how to eat noodles.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11617740

>> No.11617754

>>11614907
as much as i hate these style of videos, there isn't anything wrong with this one. Especially as it's a proper baked cheesecake, not the usual shit-tier gelatin set ones they usually do.
5/7, would attempt recipe.

>> No.11617765
File: 2.37 MB, 360x270, what say you now vegans.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11617765

>>11614952
By making shitty subpart erzats of what they usually eat?

>> No.11617774
File: 1.81 MB, 352x240, How To Make Bread.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11617774

>> No.11617787
File: 2.85 MB, 420x260, china speedcooking.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11617787

>>11614900
This.Why don't we hear more vegans bitch at Asian cuisine when they actually torture live proteins on purpose?

Or would that be culturally insensitive

>> No.11617803
File: 122 KB, 960x766, 1544284505365.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11617803

>>11617787

Theres some of these videos that its like wtf asians, but they cut the things head....off....first....

Damnit asians....I wanted to defend you but youre skinning fish alive by the time I'm not even finished with a 30 second reply.

Fuck you.

>> No.11617809
File: 30 KB, 560x391, DtbdEvjU8AIHEZt.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11617809

>>11610911
>what if two seconds of every three second long shot was out of focus

>> No.11617819

>>11614961
The thumbnail made me think pepe was cooking.
Of course,life could never be that good.

>> No.11617863

>>11617787
'cus the vegans you're moaning about don't live in Asia, you dumb dumb.

>> No.11617883

>>11617787
Because if liberals knew how bad the world was outside of the perceived persecutions they wouldn't complain about anything.

>> No.11617886

>>11617863
So they're just as hypocrite as the feminists who cry about manspreading but don't give two flying craps about muslim childbrides in the middle east.

really makes you think

>> No.11617891

>>11614628
Even if I ignore the abomination that the mixture is, that steak looks dry as fuck.

0/10 would send back to kitchen

>> No.11617946

>>11617765
>vegans don't know that herbivores are opportunistic omnivores
I need a compilation video of these. I remember seeing a vid of a deer eating a pigeon.

>> No.11617951

>>11617734
is there a version without reddit tier "humor" subtitles

>> No.11617980
File: 2.44 MB, 302x302, cooking with reddit.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11617980

>>11617951
Wow, you just have no sense of humor. Downvoted.

>> No.11618011

>>11613601
are my balls supposed to have a shell around them?

>> No.11618046

>>11613898
Neat stuff. Ill probably try em this xmas when the family is over.

>> No.11618313

>>11615171
There's a lotta people in India.

>> No.11618348

>>11611656
>being american and deadly afraid of anything raw

>> No.11618419

>>11615171
Because 80% of people on this site are single men. The world doesn't revolve around you.

>> No.11618470
File: 2.89 MB, 640x316, Poo In Food.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11618470

>>11618313
Unfortunately.

>> No.11619200

>>11618470
this makes me sick

>> No.11619388

>>11610927
The true mark of a chef is being able to make shit ingredients into a higher class meal.

>> No.11619459

>>11613658
Are there...ah nvm

>> No.11619544

>>11611722
Does that mean they don't work?

>> No.11619552

>>11613174
Lindenfrost effect

>> No.11619595

>>11617389
(for sex)

>> No.11619597

>>11611663
Can jack move his arm yet?

>> No.11619645

>>11617740
She's from Twice, right?

>> No.11619676

>>11613113

Is she using a butter knife?

>> No.11619688
File: 37 KB, 370x298, stupid.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11619688

>>11619552

Leidenfrost, dumbass.

>> No.11620064

>>11613552
what the fuck is wrong with her

>> No.11620069

>>11611022
anyone have source with sound?

>> No.11620289

>>11616134
Wolfepit is great

>> No.11620305

>>11614091
Awful fucking way to cook a burger

>> No.11620485

>>11615435
>>11615453
I use to work at a dollar tree and sold these steaks. Hell, I hung up our giant promotional banner just like in the webm and even stocked them in the freezer.
Customers said the same things as fags on this site.
>"huh a steak for a dollarrrr!?"
>"i bet its old meat or maybe horse heh"
>"i wouldn't eat that durrrr"
It was like shit-posting in real life. We sold surprisingly few.

>> No.11620495

>>11617499
god i wish that was me

>> No.11620503

>>11620485
Well they were right, why is that shitposting?

>> No.11620530

>>11620503
You would cringe too if you heard the same "original funny joke" about dollar steak from every other old white guy or latina women as you were stocking them.
Or god forbid someone actually bought one and others would make the jokes right to their face in line.

>> No.11620536

>>11620495
imagine if she served it to you in her shoe haha
wouldnt that be gross? i would taste it just as a joke haha

>> No.11620611

>>11617787
who the fuck would even want to eat that shit? The dishes look fucking disgusting and they did a hack job at cleaning and scaling the things.

>> No.11620630

>>11617734
>molecular mango
>literally just mango whipped cream in a candy shell

>> No.11620737
File: 735 KB, 220x274, 1526172716197.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11620737

>>11611460
Pretty Frequently where I'm at

>> No.11620753

>>11615412
gimme the name

>> No.11620812

>>11614078
>animals still alive while he cooks them

>> No.11620861

>>11618470
couldn't they find someone less disgusting?

>> No.11621035

>>11613517
how does the fort get out of him

>> No.11621217

>>11616529
what?

>> No.11621294

>>11611783
Fuck

>> No.11621698

>>11613428
Is this a /ck/ webm or not?

>> No.11621738

>>11613601
These are super common in my state. I've actually held one. The texture of the shaft is really leathery, and it writhes around in your hand. I've never eaten one, though.

>> No.11621830
File: 1.81 MB, 270x216, 1542059469516.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11621830

>>11614999

>> No.11621947

>>11613686
YOU FORGOT TO TIP!!!

>> No.11622418

>>11610940
>perestroika