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>asks if I want soda
>say no but I'll take a cup for some water
>fill it up with soda anyway

>> No.11625094

>>11625091
Huh?

>> No.11625100

>>11625091
Wow, great thread, Sir Frogposter! I'm sure we have have some very meaningful conversation about this topic.

>> No.11625109
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11625109

>staying with acquaintance level relatives
>"would you like something to eat, Anon?"
>"no thanks"
>was actually pretty hungry
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR

>> No.11625112

>>11625091
[hehs internally]

>> No.11625165

>Hello, what can I get you?
>I'm just using the restroom
ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

>> No.11625173

>>11625109
Look out boys! This one's on the spectrum!

>> No.11625239

>large fries
>no salt
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

>> No.11625243

>>11625091
>soda machine is behind the counter

>> No.11625802

>>11625091
Ethically I can't do this

>>11625094
based 'Huh?' poster

>> No.11625815
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11625815

>go to grandma's house
>would you like some cake honey
>no grandma, i'm okay
>are you sure? you look thin, here, have a piece of cake
>wanted cake all along
get baited grandma

>> No.11625961

>Do you want chips and a drink?
>No thank you, this is enough food
>Actually it’s not enough food, I’m just broke as fuck
SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME

>> No.11625966

>>11625815
GOT EM

>> No.11625969

>>11625961
>broke
>eating out
pick one nigger

>> No.11625975

>>11625091
>cashier tells me to have a nice day
>don't
WAKE UP, GRAB A BRUSH AND PUT ON A LITTLE MAKEUP

>> No.11626006

>>11625173
This got me

>> No.11626058

>>11625091
Apologize for your actions and pay the establishment for the soda Kamal.

>> No.11626069

>would you like fries with that?
>no i'm on a diet
>it's only 50c more
>get fries. wanted fries all along. now the 15yo kid behind the counter knows im on a diet and wants to fuck

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11626104

>>11626069
>now the 15yo kid behind the counter knows im on a diet and wants to fuck
Enjoy your pedophilic homo sex anon, you deserved it AND the jail time you get,

>> No.11626152

>>11625109
>Wow!
>He posts some shit that isn't even relevant to this autistic thread.
>I'm expecting this child is awaiting validation from his autistic peers.......

>> No.11626156

>>11625243
>Soda machine is out of service....
>Cue autistic rants from Amerifats.