Why do poles and Slovakians keep a fish in their bath to eat on Christmas day? Why not just kill it and put it in the fridge a couple days before eating it?

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Anonymous Sun Dec 23 15:58:50 2018 No.11653822 [Reply] [Original]

Why do poles and Slovakians keep a fish in their bath to eat on Christmas day?

Why not just kill it and put it in the fridge a couple days before eating it?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 23 16:00:54 2018 No.11653828 >>11653822 "fresh"

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 23 16:02:29 2018 No.11653834 >>11653822 To try and get rid of the mud flavour.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 23 16:08:03 2018 No.11653855 They say it's the "tradition" and to keep it fresh. It still tastes like shit though

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 23 16:14:06 2018 No.11653882 What kind of fish is it?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 23 16:14:57 2018 No.11653887 >>11653882 a carp

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 23 16:15:23 2018 No.11653888 how do they bathe themselves if the fish is in their bath?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 23 16:16:32 2018 No.11653891 >>11653888 >poles >bathe heh

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 23 16:23:38 2018 No.11653909 >>11653822 Why would you put fish in the fridge for DAYS?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 23 16:24:52 2018 No.11653916 how do they take showers ?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 23 16:26:44 2018 No.11653924 >>11653916 >taking shower in a bathtub

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 23 16:28:05 2018 No.11653930 >>11653888 In Poland, that's only an aquarium.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 23 16:28:38 2018 No.11653933 >>11653834 This. If it chills in fresh water for a few days it supposedly makes up for a lifetime of eating shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 23 16:28:49 2018 No.11653935 >>11653924 oh yeah, right, you retarded americans don't understand the concept of efficiency

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 23 16:29:54 2018 No.11653939 >>11653822 Carps are the "pigs" oft the fish. They live in ponds with no watercirculation. Keeping the fish in clear water for a day two will clean the meat to Get rid of the muddy slimy taste.

Anonymous Sun Dec 23 16:38:38 2018 No.11653980

you just buy buy buy buy your things.
oh, you have a shower and you changed your mind, you also want a bathtub you're going to use three times a year anyway because americans never wash and stink ? Well just pay some construction company to add an extra room to your "master bedroom" (just the words "master bedroom" are unbelievable. It really shows how you mongoloids are vapid and totally devoid of humbleness, kindness, empathy, hospitality, good taste and common sense.) and have them put a bathtub ! that easy ! just use money ! of course you won't even actually do the job yourself because you are ignorant, you have no skill besides eating fast food and swearing and stinking like an american. then you will brag about your new bathtub located in your shit cardboard house (typical american construction) to the hypocrites that you call friends (because americans are incapable of warmness and happiness and empathy and friendliness they just are robots who smile in your face and gossip and stab you in the back and try to ruin your life because they are jealous, because you understand that having a bathtub under a shower is infinitely more efficient than being stupid and wasting money on paying a construction company that does all the job for you so you can stay in your couch watching netflix, not exercising and eating shit delivered fast food)

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 23 16:41:47 2018 No.11653995 >>11653980 Must suck being poor

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 23 16:42:35 2018 No.11654000 File: 1.78 MB, 350x255, C67F5311-CE3A-443C-820A-82838311D18B.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11653888 huh?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 23 16:43:24 2018 No.11654003 >>11653935 >efficiency

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 23 16:44:55 2018 No.11654010 >>11653980 >this mad that people have nicer things than you

Anonymous Sun Dec 23 16:46:00 2018 No.11654011 [DELETED]

>>11653935
>>11653980
i asked my dad why we couldnt have a tub when i was a kid. apparently due to american construction bathtubs cause black mold build up behind the wall and it can ruin the entire house. something to do with cheap american cardboard frames

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 23 16:46:51 2018 No.11654012 File: 21 KB, 394x394, spagstare.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11653980

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 23 16:46:59 2018 No.11654013 >>11654011 stop replying to yourself you stinky pollack roach

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 23 16:48:05 2018 No.11654017 >>11653980 Excellent post Trully we are a wicked and miserable people

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 23 16:48:57 2018 No.11654019 >>11654000 Nice trips

Anonymous Sun Dec 23 16:52:16 2018 No.11654029

yes you are miserable because you will never experience true life surrounded by people that love you you are entrapped in your pseudo culture that doesn't exist (because american culture does not exist unless it is referring to buying new things and destroying the lives of those who surround you because of jealousy and shitty ego that makes you think you are better than everyone else hey you are not stop believing that you cretin)

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 23 16:54:39 2018 No.11654039 File: 11 KB, 499x459, 1994852163.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11653980 Finally lost it, have we? Holidays sure can get to people, can't they?

Anonymous Sun Dec 23 16:55:48 2018 No.11654047
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it flushes the mud out of it.

do you want to eat carp with mud in its flesh?

I always put carp, perch, pike in a bath for a couple of days, make friends with it then kill it.
its unerving having a carp watch you take a crap

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 23 17:03:40 2018 No.11654066 >>11653980 Jesus anon have you ever met an American

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 23 17:07:51 2018 No.11654086 >>11653980 >being this much of a eurocuck you know, most likely Americans bathe more often than people in whatever cuck shithole you live in.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 23 17:09:05 2018 No.11654088 im not even a burger but this is embarrassing

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 23 17:10:57 2018 No.11654099 File: 41 KB, 480x397, de11ed277c377b752e444a73cb530ec66237.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11654088 So we have traditions that you are not used to, who cares

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 23 17:13:41 2018 No.11654110 cuck cuck cuck that's all you have in your mouth why even use the word cuck you pathetic imbecile I think that you are trying to repress your fetish

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 23 17:15:13 2018 No.11654114 >>11654099 i was referring to the samefag autist

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 23 17:17:44 2018 No.11654126 File: 14 KB, 256x268, wat.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11653980 Dude you're suppose to use salt in your meals not your posts

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 23 17:20:44 2018 No.11654135 >>11654114 you may not be american but you are in your head you are trash like them you do not deserve anything

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 23 17:23:59 2018 No.11654145 >>11653980 what the fuck are you talking about? Americans have bathtubs under their showers. I bet you think we wear shoes inside too.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 23 17:23:59 2018 No.11654146 >>11653980 >>11654029 You need to learn how to use parentheses.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 23 17:25:49 2018 No.11654150 >>11654126 >Americans wasting such a expensive mineral like salt on meals. Oh yes, you just love to use it on everything you want to shove in your lying maws.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 23 17:27:05 2018 No.11654157 >>11654019 what?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 23 17:36:17 2018 No.11654186 >>11654157 Lurk moar

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 23 17:37:40 2018 No.11654193 >>11654135 embarrassing

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 23 17:39:15 2018 No.11654203 To make it halal.

Anonymous Sun Dec 23 17:47:51 2018 No.11654231

>>11654145
McMansions don't. There's a separate shower room often with 2 showerheads so the "wife" can shower with Tyrone while hubby is wage slaving 12 hours/day and the tub is typically a separate jacuzzi surrounded by a brick facade.

t. builds mcmansions that look pretty but are built matchstick level shoddy for a 30% profit off of the selling price

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 23 17:48:57 2018 No.11654236 >>11654011 Houses here in Polland may have better materials but holly shit they lack aby unique design. They're just fucking squares made from plaster or bricks and plaster

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 23 17:53:08 2018 No.11654251 >>11653980 Underrated post

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 23 18:07:05 2018 No.11654298 >>11653980 fpbp

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 23 18:29:55 2018 No.11654366 >>11654145 There's only three states I haven't been to, and excepting Asians, I have NEVER seen anyone take their shoes off to go inside.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 23 18:31:52 2018 No.11654371 File: 14 KB, 600x600, 636287311165018496_ovrsh1_web.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11654366 Most homes have these sitting at the front door so I dion't see the issue anyways.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 23 18:32:31 2018 No.11654373 >>11653834 This. Purges the mud taste. Pretty common practice. Simmilar things is done with yabbies/crawfish as well as feeding a "clean" diet to snails for a few days

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 23 19:00:20 2018 No.11654470 >>11654366 Savages

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 23 19:21:56 2018 No.11654521 >>11654029 Le American culture doesn't exist despite all modern popular music being either American or American knockoffs, same with film, television, American literature is not most popular in fiction, et cetera

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 23 19:39:00 2018 No.11654576 >>11653980 You are platinum mad

Anonymous Sun Dec 23 19:45:03 2018 No.11654603

>>11654145
>I bet you think we wear shoes inside too.
Some of us do in the summer and if we don't leave clean pavement.

It depends on what kind of floors you have. Even carpets are easy to clean as all of us own vacuums, many of us own shampooers or have products that can be sucked up by a vacuum, and carpet is affordable to be replaced if accidentally damaged.

It's easier to run around in your socks but I'd rather strangers keep their shoes on.

Anonymous Sun Dec 23 19:53:54 2018 No.11654642

>>11654011
>bathtubs cause black mold build up behind the wall
>cheap american cardboard frames
>american bathtub
>black mold behind cardboard frames
This sounds like your goddamned issue. We didn't build your house frames. Why the hell would an American tub be different from a polish tub? It's a fucking tub.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 23 20:00:43 2018 No.11654662 >>11653888 Know how I know you're stupid? The fish actually helps clean you but you can't use fragranced soap

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 23 20:00:54 2018 No.11654663 >>11654000 based trips 'huh?' poster

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 23 20:02:44 2018 No.11654673 DO you think any young men have persuaded a carp to perform oral sex on them?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 23 20:03:06 2018 No.11654674 >>11653822 Its fasting for fish. I do the same thing with fresh water fish. Cleans a lot of the pond taste out of them.

Anonymous Sun Dec 23 20:16:35 2018 No.11654719

>>11654366
This is true. Everyone wears their street shoes covered with vomit, blood, excrement and urine into their hovels and when their spawn drops the obligatory pacifier on the floor shove it right back into their mouth. It's no wonder 'murricans are literally disease ridden stinkies with cooties.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 23 20:20:25 2018 No.11654725 >>11654642 American tubs are made with greed and lazyness.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 23 20:48:43 2018 No.11654820 >>11654150 >salt >expensive Do you live in the 11th century?

Anonymous Sun Dec 23 21:02:01 2018 No.11654883

>>11653822
I was taken to this fish restaurant in rural china once, that was in an old villa, with a swimming pool, and we went out back to the swimming pool and picked out a fish swimming around to eat.

It was fucking delicious. Although, supposedly, there is also merit to not eating totally fresh fish, as fish develops more umami after you kill it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 23 22:17:47 2018 No.11655166 >>11654883 Insectoids eat rotten flesh, big news They also eat fetuses, shit, and living rats

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 23 22:23:34 2018 No.11655196 >>11655166 >fresh live fish out of a pool >rotten what dude it's the opposite of rotten

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 23 22:28:47 2018 No.11655210 >>11653980 fucking based

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 23 22:29:11 2018 No.11655212 >>11654662 What's it like living in an uncivilized shithole?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 23 22:50:07 2018 No.11655292 >>11654883 >Although, supposedly, there is also merit to not eating totally fresh fish, as fish develops more umami after you kill it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 23 23:19:04 2018 No.11655355 >>11655212 kek you're just mad because all of the fluoride, chlorine, and lead in your water would kill a fish before it had a chance to die trying to clean you

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 23 23:45:05 2018 No.11655452 >>11654366 I'm from New England originally and my friends families as well as mine never wear shoes inside. I'm not Asian.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 24 00:09:05 2018 No.11655523 >>11653822 This was actually done most often in places that had communistic rule, they kept it "fresh" as a luxury because meat was scarce. It is most likely just a force of habit from a before time, sought out as tradition for some people

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 24 00:36:37 2018 No.11655626 >>11654047 >do you want to eat carp no

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 24 00:48:12 2018 No.11655666 >>11653980 absolute sick cunt

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 24 03:06:25 2018 No.11655983 >>11653822 God I wish I were that fish

Anonymous Mon Dec 24 03:14:26 2018 No.11655988

>>11655983
Just imagine swimming in the cleanest waters you've ever been in surrounded by perfectly smooth white. No predators. Sunless and moonless cycles of light and pure darkness. Occasionally a massive entity sprays a stream of even more aeration in and occasionally drops food.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 24 03:20:51 2018 No.11656003 >>11655988 >>11655983 All play and no work makes Jack a dull boy

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 24 04:00:37 2018 No.11656046 Eating carp for Christmas is poor fag tier

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 24 04:07:49 2018 No.11656060 File: 33 KB, 615x409, karl-pilkington-834191681.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >carp

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 24 04:26:32 2018 No.11656099 >>11653980 This. The jewnited sharts of amerimutt is the cancer of mankind

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 24 04:55:42 2018 No.11656136 >>11653888 >not having a 6br3ba mansion so that you can still shower while you fish poorfags everywhere here. Also, nice trips.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 24 05:00:47 2018 No.11656154 >>11654521 That's not culture, that's noise.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 24 05:58:48 2018 No.11656261 >>11656060 This

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 24 07:29:20 2018 No.11656497 File: 56 KB, 588x391, 1544951872649.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11655988 tfw

Anonymous Mon Dec 24 07:51:41 2018 No.11656544

>>11653855
People did that for centuries, because you cannot eat non-fish meat and carp is a cheap-ass, garbage-tier fish.

You know what hadn't been around for centuries? Fridges. So your options were to either not eat meat, develop a taste for rotten fish (apparently, there's a difference when it comes to carp), or keep it alive in a pool of water until you're ready to process it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 24 08:02:17 2018 No.11656554 >>11653822 Wtfuck is this thread?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 24 08:03:53 2018 No.11656555 File: 29 KB, 551x413, A5356BAC1D174411AB212AB28B15277B.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >coming home and seeing the carp your wife bought for the feast Its a cozy feeling, Christmas is around the corner

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 24 08:19:19 2018 No.11656583 >>11653980 O B S S E D

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 24 08:28:48 2018 No.11656600 >>11655292 I heard that from nips, specifically, Jiro

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 24 08:37:41 2018 No.11656607 File: 2.12 MB, 250x188, 1538270467721[1].gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11653980

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 24 08:44:12 2018 No.11656615 >>11656555 based mutants

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 24 08:46:58 2018 No.11656622 >>11653980 >epic roast >no reddit spacing >loads of replies This is an A+ post

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 24 08:49:41 2018 No.11656627 File: 149 KB, 530x600, 1414601740895.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11653980 americucks unequivocally BTFO

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 24 09:33:21 2018 No.11656710 >>11656555 Do you eat anything else on Christmas or just the carp?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 24 09:55:37 2018 No.11656750 >>11653980 >americans are jealous >gets jealous and angry about a tub and a bedroom 5 star post

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 24 10:00:22 2018 No.11656761 >>11654719 you have to march through vomit, blood, urine on a daily basis? what kind of brutal hellscape do you live in?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 24 10:04:40 2018 No.11656768 >>11656761 Housekeeping the ICU

Anonymous Mon Dec 24 10:08:28 2018 No.11656777

>>11653939
In terms of food, how the fuck is "pig" an insult?
Literally one of the most delicious and versatile meat animals on the planet.

I like the carp tradition. It ensures the fish is as fresh as possible and it reminds me you that something died to make your meal. Makes you a little grateful of it. And it's a good lesson for the kids.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 24 10:38:00 2018 No.11656833 >>11656710 Potato salad, herrings, pierogi, croquettes, beet salad, bread, trout, barszcz and pierogi, and a lot of cakes and sweets

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 24 10:43:49 2018 No.11656848 happy christmas everybody except americans and mental americans

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 24 10:46:29 2018 No.11656857 >>11653882 trex

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 24 10:47:35 2018 No.11656859 >>11656761 The south.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 24 10:52:32 2018 No.11656872 >>11653980 absolutely based

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 24 10:58:59 2018 No.11656899 >>11656761 Any school in Detroit, Baltimore, Frisco, or South Central LA for starters.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 24 11:23:41 2018 No.11656979 >>11656833 Errrm, no lamb? No pork? No turkey? No stuffing? No gravy? Errrrrrmm are you fucking okay there m8?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 24 11:34:14 2018 No.11657002 File: 22 KB, 674x455, 1544323430690.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11654000 >>11653933 >>11653888 >>11653855 >>11653822

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 24 11:46:30 2018 No.11657045 >>11657002 Best digits ITT no other thread on ck even comes close

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 24 11:46:32 2018 No.11657046 >>11656777 Jews.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 24 12:00:52 2018 No.11657100 >>11656544 What they never heard of a little thing called SALT

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 24 12:02:07 2018 No.11657105 >>11654110 kek

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 24 12:03:42 2018 No.11657110 >>11656833 doesnt sound very appealing. do you guys not have cheap lamb or turkey in Poland?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 24 12:24:48 2018 No.11657185 >>11654157 fucking winterfags go back to school

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 24 12:39:20 2018 No.11657240 >>11654366 I never wear my shoes inside. Most guests who come in my place will take off their shoes after they see me take off mine. It's preference and most of the time the divide comes from those who use carpet or those who use coated wood.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 24 12:55:49 2018 No.11657296 >>11657110 Not really cos its a very traditional place and those are not really traditional lamb is eaten but its not a traditional Christmas dish

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 24 13:24:32 2018 No.11657392 >>11653980 Who hurt you anon?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 24 13:28:34 2018 No.11657401 Lol please tell me none of you actually eat carps, they're disgusting

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 24 15:15:42 2018 No.11657911 >>11657401 eastern europeans love it around Christmas time

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 24 16:47:44 2018 No.11658261 File: 202 KB, 680x483, norf2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11656833 got a decent recipe for pierogi?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 24 16:57:31 2018 No.11658280 File: 6 KB, 203x226, 865478964.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11653980 based european /r9k/ poster

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 24 17:01:32 2018 No.11658291 >>11654029 >buying new things and destroying the lives of those who surround you How does that not sound awesome to you?

Anonymous Mon Dec 24 17:07:01 2018 No.11658310

>>11657401
Carp is fine, they're actually vegan in their feeding habits so they don't eat literal rotting flesh like catfish. Americans just freak out about them because carp have a weird bone structure and they're too retarded to figure out how to eat it. Carp fight stronger than largemouth bass too, so they're fun as hell to catch.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 24 17:09:05 2018 No.11658314 We do it too. Ours was called Evzen (Eugene). Ate him schnitzel style with potato salad a few hours ago. t. Czech

Anonymous Mon Dec 24 17:22:49 2018 No.11658357

>>11654366
Many americans never have an opportunity to get their shoes dirty. Clean house to clean car to clean workplace to clean sidewalks to clean shops and back to clean house. Never step in mud. If shoes do get muddy or wet, of course you take them off. Some parts of the country, houses have a "mud room" specifically for taking off muddy or snowy boots.

I understand it is different in some cities like new york where people actually let their dogs shit on the sidewalk and spit their gum and filthy crap like that. But most americans aren't getting their shoes dirty, so why would they need to take them off.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 24 17:23:10 2018 No.11658360 >>11658314 you didnt eat him on christmas day?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 24 17:24:55 2018 No.11658364 >>11658357 they simply have higher standards for cleanliness than you do. even walking outside makes your shoes dirty. They're dirty enough even if you don't step in gum or mud.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 24 17:26:17 2018 No.11658368 File: 87 KB, 500x500, 1484230572549.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11653980 ABSOLUTELY OBSESSED CHECK EM

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 24 17:33:58 2018 No.11658395 >>11658360 All Christmas related shit happens on the 24th here

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 24 17:47:32 2018 No.11658460 >>11658357 >i have never used a public toilet in my life Selective memory, anon?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 24 18:00:54 2018 No.11658509 >>11653980 based and redpilled

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 24 18:16:07 2018 No.11658564 >>11657100 Yes, they did. Which is why there's a bunch of other Christmas dishes in the general format of Really Salty Fish Inna Veg/Oil, usually herring.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 24 18:24:41 2018 No.11658599 >>11654366 Everybody takes off their shoes inside. What the fuck are you talking abougt?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 24 18:27:24 2018 No.11658610 >>11653935 >bathing in your own dirt and grime

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 24 18:31:37 2018 No.11658628 >>11658460 >taking a shit in public yikes

Anonymous Mon Dec 24 18:42:27 2018 No.11658679

>>11658310
>carp have a weird bone structure
You mean they have barbed wire hidden under the flesh in the last 1/3rd of their body. Now, as somebody who eats and likes carp, yes, there are ways to mitigate that. However, somebody who has only eaten salmon and tuna for their entire lives will find it quite a bit of work.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 24 19:49:31 2018 No.11658943 >>11656979 It's not a Thanksgiving feast, plus where I'm from you limit it to 12 dishes and can't have meat on Christmas eve. Christmas day and the day after, there's duck, goose, hams, and leftovers from the Christmas eve feast.

Anonymous Mon Dec 24 19:54:54 2018 No.11658957
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>>11658261
If you're making ruskie, use actual farmers cheese, twaróg, and not some kind of cream cheese. Onions are great and black pepoer gives it a nice hit of spice. Honestly it really depends on the cheese

I like to fry them up on smalec or lard after i boiled them

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 24 20:42:03 2018 No.11659113 do you carry it home in buckets or coolers?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 24 20:49:22 2018 No.11659139 >>11654371 Are you a realtor?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 25 05:41:44 2018 No.11660746 >>11653980 holy shit you're right time to be a hobo

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 25 05:42:12 2018 No.11660747 Did the fish died ?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 25 05:45:42 2018 No.11660750 >>11653924 the handheld shower attachment is in OP's pic

>>	Shadow the Edgehog (Frost) Tue Dec 25 05:46:29 2018 No.11660751 File: 797 KB, 844x475, 1528858418298.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11653980 Oh shit nigga, well done.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 25 06:05:58 2018 No.11660777 >>11653888 Why would you want to bathe though? Sit in your own filth for hours. It's not environmentally friendly either. If your task is to clean yourself then take a shower

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 25 06:29:42 2018 No.11660815 >>11653980 Based

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 25 06:43:15 2018 No.11660837 >>11653980 damn, did Obama bomb the fuck out of your home or something?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 25 06:52:58 2018 No.11660852 >>11653980 Lost

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 25 06:59:07 2018 No.11660861 >>11653980 >>11653980 IMMA FINNA SAY BASED

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 25 07:04:16 2018 No.11660873 >>11653888 I had no idea I'd ever find the thought of bathing with a fish so erotic.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 25 07:04:41 2018 No.11660874 >>11653828 There's actually nothing quite like eating a freshly killed fish. Try it someday.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 25 07:06:46 2018 No.11660880 >>11658357 If that's the case, why wear shoes at all? It's unnatural if you think about it

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 25 07:20:51 2018 No.11660899 >>11660880 temperature and fashion

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 25 07:33:14 2018 No.11660910 >>11660899 >fashion Why?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 25 07:55:24 2018 No.11660936 >>11660880 TO keep your feet safe.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 25 08:02:48 2018 No.11660956 >>11660936 Safe from what?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 25 08:04:25 2018 No.11660960 >>11660956 Hazards.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 25 08:11:53 2018 No.11660981 >>11660960 Like?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 25 08:13:25 2018 No.11660988 >>11660981 Stones, concrete, glass, disease, etc, etc.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 25 08:29:12 2018 No.11661018 >>11660988 I thought the sidewalks and so on was clean? If you didn't use shoes the skin on your feet would thicken and thus making it feasible to walk about pretty much any surface

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 25 08:41:42 2018 No.11661041 >>11653980 amazing

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 25 08:45:06 2018 No.11661048 >>11661018 NOthing is permanently clean.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 25 09:18:14 2018 No.11661119 File: 29 KB, 570x427, YxLVhd6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11653980 >bathtubs under your showers

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 25 09:58:46 2018 No.11661207 >>11656136 >6br3ba what kind of shithole has 3 bathrooms for 6 bedrooms? jack-and-jill bathrooms are trashy-tier. Should be atleast 6 and a half bathrooms.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 25 13:55:19 2018 No.11661961 >2019 >not taking showers with your fish

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 25 14:01:13 2018 No.11661985 >>11661119 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15puo-dSEIY

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 25 14:04:04 2018 No.11661997 >>11653980 Imagine unironically living in a former soviet pisshole

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 25 14:33:29 2018 No.11662126 File: 104 KB, 1024x683, bjMGwA0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11653980 BASED U S A B T F O

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 25 14:35:18 2018 No.11662135 >>11653980 OMG! Bush, Clinton, Bush, Obama, and Trump all on suicide watch.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 25 17:10:22 2018 No.11662650 >>11653980 kek

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 25 17:50:43 2018 No.11662789 >>11660874 no thanks

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 25 21:43:19 2018 No.11663619 >>11654186 Huh?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 25 21:46:59 2018 No.11663642 >>11662135 Breaking news, Bush senior is already dead. Whose next?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 25 23:14:47 2018 No.11663988 >>11653980 How did I not notice this post until 2 days later

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 25 23:15:58 2018 No.11663991 >>11663988 You were too busy buying, I bet.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 26 04:05:52 2018 No.11664782 >>11663619 Heh

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 26 04:19:28 2018 No.11664810 >>11654110 /ck/ is literally to letters away from spelling cuck, you cuck

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 26 04:21:01 2018 No.11664814 >>11664810 >to letters You mean three. Is American education really this bad?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 26 04:33:57 2018 No.11664842 File: 37 KB, 960x960, LET_GO.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw family never kept a carpbro in the tub >always salted it instead >now live in an apartment with no tub just a shower cabin

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 26 04:41:35 2018 No.11664858 >>11664842 Buy a tin bath.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 26 05:11:29 2018 No.11664914 File: 564 KB, 428x699, lmao.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11653888

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 26 05:15:48 2018 No.11664924 File: 2.03 MB, 190x200, 1522869147300.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11653980 How do I know you're Polish?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 26 05:18:37 2018 No.11664931 can you pet a carp?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 26 05:22:04 2018 No.11664937 File: 22 KB, 326x316, 1511609141338.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11653980

Anonymous Wed Dec 26 05:23:35 2018 No.11664939

>>11664931
Yes. It won't really enjoy it, because nothing in its life benefits from physical contact, but from the perspective of animals it seems like it would enjoy it. So people who imagine they're empathetic think they're giving it pleasure. Empathy is the illusion of understanding nowadays is what I'm saying.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 26 05:39:00 2018 No.11664961 >>11653822 A carp is a fish who find the most of his food in the mud, so basically when you try to eat it straight after you catches it you get this ground flavour. Letting it swim in clean water will gives you a better taste

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 26 05:39:17 2018 No.11664962 >>11664939 Back to /pol/

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 26 05:42:59 2018 No.11664971 >>11664962 Really? I've never been to /pol/ in my life. Weird.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 26 06:03:53 2018 No.11664998 >>11653822 You are supposed to be a friend with the carp and then kill it. It’s similar concept as Nazis used to train Hitlerjugend.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 26 06:20:56 2018 No.11665025 >>11664971 Spoken like a true /pol/tard

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 26 06:23:03 2018 No.11665030 >>11665025 I might have to check it out. Maybe it's more my style than I thought.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 26 06:45:57 2018 No.11665066 >>11665030 Stop using 4channel pls

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 26 07:02:36 2018 No.11665085 >>11665066 Off yourself, retard

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 26 07:07:10 2018 No.11665091 File: 151 KB, 960x720, 1537980113441.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11665085 Back to /pol/ you shouldn't be on 4channel

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 26 07:29:04 2018 No.11665119 >>11665091 How do those work when you're on a one way and the bike lane is on the other side of the cages? Does it flip? Also doesn't seem very aero to me...

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 26 07:33:04 2018 No.11665131 >>11665091 that would likely be my last straw to run those faggots down

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 26 07:42:56 2018 No.11665153 >>11665091 Those fuckers had better pedal faster than me. If I get stuck behind someone like that he's taking a fall.

Anonymous Wed Dec 26 07:53:38 2018 No.11665180

>>11665153
Busted looking mismatched apparel, militant cyclist politics, fenders, and a rack is pretty much a guarantee they're faster than you. Don't take it personally, it's just conditioning. You'd be fast too if you spent that much time on a bike for that many years.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 26 07:55:05 2018 No.11665182 >>11665091 This is why I fucking hate cyclists.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 26 07:57:49 2018 No.11665192 If I sit in the bathtub will it suck my dick? Asking for a friend.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 26 08:12:01 2018 No.11665238 >>11665119 >>11665153 >>11665182 How ignorant and selfish of you to take no consideration to bicyclists safety distance

Anonymous Wed Dec 26 08:14:19 2018 No.11665245

>>11665238
How ignorant and selfish for cyclists to be inconsiderate to pedestrians and carry things to knock and hit into them. When I was living in London, I was in more danger from cyclists than any other form of traffic. They ignore all road laws, they act like self-righteous pricks and they're a danger to everyone around them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 26 08:14:50 2018 No.11665249 >>11665238 I want to see them dead. Nothing personal, It's just business.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 26 08:19:29 2018 No.11665259 >>11665238 I specifically said they should "pedal faster than me" so you'd know I'm on a bike too, retard.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 26 08:20:42 2018 No.11665264 >>11665245 Generalizing every cyclists, are we? Those things would very likely bend with ease with contact with pedestrians. Why would there be any in the road anyway?

Anonymous Wed Dec 26 08:23:40 2018 No.11665270

>>11665264
Because traffic lights, zebra crossing and so on are things, furthermore cyclists don't stay on the road. And any cyclist who does shit like that photo is amongst the twat sector of them. Now fuck off back to /n/ and seeth about 'cagers', knowing literally everyone on the street hates your lycra covered arse.

Anonymous Wed Dec 26 08:25:11 2018 No.11665275

>>11665264
Cyclists don't care for road crossings at all. They'll scream at you for daring to walk onto a crossing with red light for traffic (allowing you to cross) or a zebra crossing where you're supposed to stop to allow pedestrians to cross because "I FUCKING WORKED UP A GOOD SPEED'. Obey the fucking law or realise that you're going to take your lumbs with the rest of traffic users who don't obey the law.

Anonymous Wed Dec 26 08:26:27 2018 No.11665278

>>11665238
I... don't think you meant to quote me, did you?
>>11665264
In some parts of town the sidewalks are far too narrow to hold all the peds and the motor vehicles are given a ridiculous amount of road space (like, 100 foot wide roadway, and a 10 foot wide sidewalk directly adjacent to the bike lane)

Often especially at lunch hour there are a lot of pedestrians spilling into the bike lane because it is not physically possible to walk on the sidewalk anymore

I don't blame them, I blame the cager lobby for having a tantrum every time we try to erect barriers on another roadway to reclaim much needed pedestrians space. Cagerism is mental illness so you almost want to not blame the cager either but the buck has to stop somewhere of course. The best thing to do would be to round them up and toss them into Long Island Sound.

But we've already reclaimed a lot of land in the last 15 years and there's more to come, so they are right to feel persecuted. Although they should just shut up and take it because honestly no cager ever did anything for civilization, other than ruin it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 26 08:27:41 2018 No.11665282 >>11665270 How would cyclists ever not stay on the road? Try teleporting through a mass of pedestrians on a bike if you can manage to even stay upright for a moment, you'll see how well that works. >>11665275 That doesn't happen, lol.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 26 08:28:34 2018 No.11665285 >>11665282 You've never lived in a major city, have you? This is a daily occurrence.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 26 08:29:15 2018 No.11665288 >>11665278 >Barriers on a roadway Blocking people from crossing the road and making life harder for pedestrians because you can't be arsed to actually just follow the rules of the road and want special treatment. Fucking cyclists.

Anonymous Wed Dec 26 08:30:39 2018 No.11665291

>>11665278
You're shitposting too strong. There's no way anyone can fall for this being a real example of an actual cyclist. It's a perfect example of a stereotypical cyclist who deserves to be crushed under a lorry to the cheering of all around though.

Anonymous Wed Dec 26 08:33:33 2018 No.11665304

>>11665285
Did you reply to the wrong post?
>>11665288
Cagers always like to make up a fake "rules of the road" that don't actually exist, while being completely ignorant of the actual rules of the road. For instance, minimum safe passing distance, dooring laws, right of way laws, etc.
>>11665291
Typical violent cager, can't solve a problem with its brain so resorts to advocating brutality. But this is why you can't manage to get a job in the productive parts of the city and have to use your murder box to transport yourself between transit deserts while road raging impotently at forces beyond your control.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 26 08:34:16 2018 No.11665307 >>11653980 lol u mad

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 26 08:35:03 2018 No.11665310 >>11665304 >Violent cager. I do'n't own a car. I'm a pedestrian. I walk or use the underground. Maybe a bus every so often. Shit like this is why we all hate you. Learn to follow the rules of the road.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 26 08:36:00 2018 No.11665313 >>11665304 If a lot of people are saying 'maybe you should learn how to act on the road' from pedestrians, other cyclists who don't treat their vehicle as a lifestyle and political movement and drivers, perhaps the problem is with you?

Anonymous Wed Dec 26 08:36:25 2018 No.11665317

>>11665310
There's an interesting paradox that people who are most likely to cite: "The Constitution", "The Bible", "The Korean", "The Rules of the Road" are actually least likely to understand or have read any of them.

You know this thing you're using to shitpost, aka "the internet", lets you actually look up those "rules of the road" that you cite. Try it some time.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 26 08:37:36 2018 No.11665322 >>11665317 >reading a Korean racist af

Anonymous Wed Dec 26 08:38:14 2018 No.11665326

>>11665313
The problem is not me. I follow the actual rules of the road, as written. The problem is peds don't seem to understand that if I have the green, I'm going, and if they have a don't walk sign, they need to not be crossing, or at least look before crossing.

The reverse problem is also true, there are many crossings where they have the right of way, and I stop, and they just stare at me grinning like they're waiting for me to go.

Peds are in a sense even worse than cagers because at least the cagers are theoretically supposed to have taken some sort of test, although in reality most of them act otherwise.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 26 08:55:17 2018 No.11665366 >>11665317 Or maybe you're just a cyclist with a chip on your shoulder and no understanding of the fact that the whole of society doesn't exist to faciliate your lifestyle choice. This shit is why while I do cycle I'd never call myself a cyclist.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 26 09:01:04 2018 No.11665382 >>11665326 >peds >cagers whats the point of using faggy labels?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 26 10:08:08 2018 No.11665491 >>11653980 replying a second time to this absolute legend of a post

Anonymous Wed Dec 26 10:16:25 2018 No.11665498

>>11665382
>whats the point of using faggy labels?
it's the same reason why people repeat memes here. they want to "fit in" to a group.

The cager one originally came from motorcyclists who felt that car drivers were "locked up, away from the feel of the open road". It's starting to become co-opted by leftist treehuggers who object to the pollution caused by cars

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 26 10:25:52 2018 No.11665518 >>11653980 rent free

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 26 11:07:28 2018 No.11665633 >>11665264 Cringe

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 26 12:16:31 2018 No.11665808 File: 327 KB, 1200x900, clothes.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >this thread

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 26 16:41:13 2018 No.11666765 >>11665808 Kek

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 26 16:43:56 2018 No.11666783 I bet that tastes like CARP LMAOOOOO!

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 26 18:51:04 2018 No.11667189 >>11665382 >abbreviating "pedestrian" is a faggy label What am I supposed to call you? Non-augmented ambulatory perxyn?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 26 19:32:27 2018 No.11667314 >>11666783 Reddit tier

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