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/ck/ - Food & Cooking


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Regular edition. Let's get back to the daily grind.!

>> No.11660491
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>> No.11660495
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Merry Christmas

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>> No.11660503

>>11660489
>>11660500
Stop.

>> No.11660505

>>11660489
Look. Dude. Friend. Semi-friend. When you make a webm thread, you need to include the term "webm" in the body text. The title doesn't show up in the catalog, so when those of us sticking to the catalog ctrl-f webm we can't find it.

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>>11660505
Huh?

>> No.11660521
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>>11660505
>ctrl-f

>> No.11660529

>>11660495
>internet famous
>paneling

>> No.11660535

>>11660491
>mayo
>corn
so this is authentic mexican cuisine.

>> No.11660579

>>11660535
No, some pathetic flyover garbage.

>> No.11660611
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>>11660579
>flyover
>Mayo and corn instead of ketchup and fries
Nice try, spic.

>> No.11660625

>>11660500
I wanna punch this bitch so much both in the pussy and face

>> No.11660632
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>> No.11660639

>>11660625
I wanna kiss her

>> No.11660645

>>11660639
I guarantee she is deep in debt for her plastic surgery. Well, not her specifically. She has probably paid it off with YouTube bucks. She lucked out. But be careful if you meet anyone like her, because she'll want your money and be prepared to let you go as soon as she has it.

>> No.11660654

>>11660645
>he allows women to touch his money
>>>/r9k/

>> No.11660667

>>11660632
How?

>> No.11660682

>>11660632
thank goodness it was posted so soon, i was getting worried.

>> No.11660836

>>11660632
How does he get out?

>> No.11661917

>>11660632
How did he get in?

>> No.11661932
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>>11660632
THATS A LOT OF EGGS

>> No.11661943

>>11660632
>file name
KEK. good job, anon.

>> No.11661949

>>11660625
i want to stick her in one of my empty cages

>> No.11662037

>>11660632
based

>> No.11662128

>>11660489
is that a group of k-pop stars demonstrating their substantial lack of housewifyness?

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>>11662128
They just weren't programmed for it anon.

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These were for a CCTV Edition thread.

>> No.11662439

>>11662374
>>11662370
>>11662367
>>11662359
I can't take Chinese food seriously when gutter oils and dog eating are as common as they are over there.

>> No.11662459

>>11660632
imagine being one of the eggs haha that would be hilarious

>> No.11662461

>>11662367
doesn't look appetizing

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>>11662439
That's why there will not be a CCTV Edition.

No interest,

>> No.11662523

>>11662130

Look at dem yams boy

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>>11660632

>> No.11662566

>>11662382
Taking responsible bites and being a happy boy.

>> No.11662631

>>11660500
A man needs a name

>> No.11662642 [DELETED] 

>>11662477
all women (and fags) should be gassed.

>> No.11662647

>>11662382
>carnivorous teeth
>eats almost nothing but a tough plant with no nutritional value
Why do people value these fucking things?

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>>11662647
Too slow to catch meat, but love it.
Wanna catch a panda, layout some BBQ meat.

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/fit/ck/

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>>11662642

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>> No.11662793

/tv/ck/

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1545772567217.webm

>> No.11662819

>>11662130
This is /ck/

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>>11662793
/k/ck/

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>>11660491

Just STOP already! Okay? STOP!

>> No.11662961

>>11660632
How does he get hands up now hands down?

>> No.11662991

>>11662477
Didn't know there are Walmart in China.

>> No.11663004

>>11662130
>film your super glute routine
>your hamstrings are still bigger than your miniscule """ass"""
JUST

>> No.11663030

>>11662961
wtf are you asking?

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>>11662991

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>> No.11663137

>>11663058
Wtf he was the nigger

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>>11663137

>> No.11663149

>>11660505
>Look. Dude. Friend. Semi-friend.
Cringe
>The title doesn't show up in the catalog
Most of our PCs weren't built with a CRT and a lawn mower engine
>Ctrl-F
Newfag

>> No.11663151

>>11662741

Why

>> No.11663168

>>11662477
Those milkies...hnnnggg....baby needs milk nao!!1!

>> No.11663170

>>11660491
>DUDE CARBS LMAO

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>>11663151
Why not.

>> No.11663176

>>11662763
That bitch can take a punch

>> No.11663182

>>11663176
to be fair, it was thrown by a 70 pound wetback

>> No.11663187

>>11662741
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>> No.11663210

>>11663173
WA LA

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>>11663210
Good Catch..

>> No.11663238

>>11660491
have euroshits so god damn much

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>> No.11663505

>>11662819
it is and /ck/ is best friends with /fit/ and /biz/ among others

>> No.11663508

>>11660632
How do I acquire a taste for eggs? I want to make an egg bread and eat it, but I don't like the taste of scrambled eggs

>> No.11663592

>>11663241
Who the fuck even buys shit like Instant Pots?

>> No.11663596

>>11663241
Remember when he started crying because those guys wouldn't invest in those sauces?

>> No.11663599

>>11663508
Don't overcook them. Some people like it but when eggs start browning it can make smells and flavors that people don't like.

>> No.11664103

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHIWCbXZsF4

>> No.11664110

>>11663508
You don't have to say what happened, but you do have to eat them all.

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>>11662130

>> No.11664150

>>11660611
Spics wouldn't mix the weiner and mayo, it's too cuckoldic. If it had any chile perhaps you'd have an argument but the lack of chile and any other "Mexican" ingredient makes the other anon correct. It's flyover possibly germanic garbage. Spics always put chile on their garbage.

>> No.11664179

>>11660632
How?

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>>11664130

>> No.11664641

>>11662688
I sincerely hate watching hipster faggots eat barbecue. They're the kind of people who will tweet about "stupid redneck flyovers" and then make a big show of trying our food. Fuck em.

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>>11662130

>> No.11664670

>>11662439
Have you ever tried dog?

>> No.11664766

>>11662767
>white women

>> No.11664772

>>11662771
:(

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>>11660632
how does egg?

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>>11660632
EGG

>> No.11664869

>>11662688

>Mark Wiens
>hipster faggot

You stole BBQ from the blacks.

>> No.11664871

>>11664869 was meant for this >>11664641 waste of semen.

>> No.11664899

>>11662688
The extreme close up of them slurping down meat nearly gave me a brain Aneurysm.

>> No.11664900

>>11664766
Maybe this early experience set her on the path of righteousness.

>> No.11664926

>>11664869
I'm pretty sure multiple cultures developed the ability to smoke meat.

Like you, I know you smoke a lot of meat without a black person telling you to.

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>>11662741
>one scoop of macaroni
Acceptable
>two scoops
NO STOP
>the wide shot
>pic related

>> No.11665090

>>11660632
Never seen this one before.

>> No.11665198

>>11660508
phone posters don't see the subject

>> No.11665204

>>11665198
I don't think anyone gives a fuck about phoneposters, especially when they're complaining.

>> No.11665343

>>11663055
>>11663058
>drinking room-temperature soda
Chinese deserved to be removed from this planet

>> No.11665416

>>11660500
don't japanese people eat sushi with their fingers? i heard that if you use chopsticks for sushi over there, you could get some weird looks or they'll just silently judge you.

>> No.11665432

>>11662771

y'all niggas eatin crab poop

>> No.11665438
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>>11662779
>scissors to cut steak

>> No.11665444

>>11664613
Hahahaha!!!
Upboated my good sir!!!

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>>11660489
>pushing down knife instead of sliding motion

>> No.11665503

>>11660491
Is this Chicago style

>> No.11665509

>>11665416
>Japanese
That's a Corean, learn the difference.

>> No.11665516

>>11662374
>Get Chinese
>Still a nigger working at fast food
Is it genetic?

>> No.11665532

>>11663061

This is puke.

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>>11665198
Works on my machine

>> No.11665877

>>11661917
Asking the real questions

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>> No.11666114

>>11665438
What rulebook says that it's not allowed?

>> No.11666166

>>11660489
twiceboy is a cute

>> No.11666170

>>11663193

Id hate to be the guy getting those fucked up, mutilated pizzas.

>> No.11666174

>>11660491
There's always just so much. just fucking stop, it doesn't need 30 ingredients

>> No.11666191

>>11662382
The most lovable retards on earth.

>> No.11666331

>>11663216
lol letting the emu harass your kids, no wonder OzCucks lost the Emu/Australian war.

>> No.11666617

>>11663148
>grey meat
>pink hotdog
Christ almighty no

>> No.11666644

>>11665509
arr rook same

>> No.11666658

>>11662374
>jianbing
>fork and knife
dude what

>> No.11666679

>>11662688

are u supposed to eat that black toasted shit around the meat?

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>>11660491
mfw he added more hotdogs

>> No.11666714

>>11664871
>so angry he can't even post correctly
fuck up, nigger

>> No.11666726

>>11662793
What is that absurdity

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>> No.11666912

>>11665444
Fuck off newfag

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>> No.11667097

>>11666726
it's a scene from a tv series titles 'titans'

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>>11660632
It's as fresh now as it was the first time!

>> No.11667116

>>11660500
tfw no insectoid gf

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>> No.11667177

>>11662688
I hate this gormless bug-eyed faggot.

>> No.11667191

>>11666679
Yeah that's the bark.

>> No.11667305

>>11664780
baste

>> No.11667313

anyone got any webms of females getting hurt in cooking accidents? preferably with them bleeding?

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>>11660495
CRUSTY IS FUCKING BASED, EAT SHIT

>> No.11667375
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>>11662961
>hands up now hands down?

>> No.11667387

>>11662130
I'd let her shit on me

>> No.11667406

>>11662752
>caring about MUH CALORIES
found the eurocuck soiboy
hows your wifes bull treating you?

>> No.11667423

>>11663055
I can't believe Matt Stonie is fucking dead.

>> No.11667443

Someone post the one with the hoarder seasoning his steak on the toilet seat.

>> No.11667598

>>11663182
Like a 300 lbs snorlax like yourself can do better.

>> No.11667622

>>11667598
you got a fucking death wish motherfucker?

>> No.11667646

>>11667622
Yeah, but your fatass won't do shit about it.

>> No.11667651

>>11667646
Lol okay kid. you're lucky since you caught me in a good mood today, but just remember that when you're dealing with some such as myself, you're never really as anonymous as you think you are. Just a heas up

>> No.11667678

>>11667651
Thank you hackerman. I'll mind what I say next time.

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>>11667177
>>11662688

>> No.11667820

>>11662771
Softshell poboys have been a thing forever. Fucking hate videos like these.

>> No.11667880
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>>11664869
yes, I heard they invented everything too!

>> No.11667921

>>11660625
based

>> No.11667925

>>11664869
go gargle a cock

>> No.11667942

>>11664869
the blacks stole everything from everyone else

>> No.11667963

>>11662771
>dumbass roastie makes dumbass faces when taking bites
>I'm so quirky xDD

Every time.

>> No.11667986

>>11660508
>huh?
based huh poster

>> No.11667987

>>11665532
Nah.

>> No.11667997

>>11665444
Kill yourself.

>> No.11668009

>>11663193
>look at me, im the most skilled useless wage slave working hard for Mr. JewBuxStein

>> No.11668167

>>11662752
The fuck is this bullshit?

>> No.11668208

>>11660495
they must all die

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>>11668167

>> No.11668214
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>> No.11668239

>>11668214
Cambodia? There was strangely a lot of drinking when I was there.

>> No.11668258

>>11660579
>that
>flyover
Sounds like someone has never been to the Midwest before

>> No.11668259

>>11662477
that mo's midriff is outrageous

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>>11662130
Imagine the protein farts

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>>11662477

>> No.11668278

>>11663596
guess he's laughing now
... but actually they wanted a cut of his youtube channel, which they saw as more profitable and he refused. Jack doesn't serve mammon but only Y*hwey, based /ourguy/ saucier

>> No.11668282

>>11662741
>Haha dude you'll never believe the EPIC cheeseburger this NYC restaurant is now serving!

>> No.11668283
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>> No.11668292

>>11668283
>gettng raw onion instead of grilled onion on his double double
absolute fucking pleb

>> No.11668308

>>11663148
Sure do love a gray burger with chewy bacon on soggy toast

>> No.11668311

>>11667820
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7wXlDQZ_Ck&t=1s
>Food Insider

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>> No.11668315

>>11665503
Ain't nothin better than a 'Go 'Dawg

>> No.11668317

>>11662382
I wanna box that panda

>> No.11668321

>>11667039
Cashier is wife material

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>>11660491

Alright, alright, ENOUGH. It's already dead.

>> No.11668349

>>11662525
I still think of that line whenever I think of a gross. Probably the first time I ever heard of it was watching this episode as a kid.

>> No.11668398

>>11668009
>look at me, im absolutely useless but still feel entitled to dem gibsmedats
Stupid nigger.

>> No.11668880

>>11662477
titty monster

>> No.11668890

>>11668321
You're not wrong, but I'd be careful about trusting someone whose smile looks so genuine in a situation where she has no genuine reason to smile.

>> No.11668897

>>11664869
bbq is native caribbean

>> No.11668909

>>11660500
god i hate women

>> No.11668929

>>11662741
god i hate americans

>> No.11668949

>>11668167
>>11662752
just did some research, basically if you put some coconut oil in the water and once the rice is done cool it down quickly, it reduces the energy in the rice by 10-12%

>> No.11668953

>>11668909
Me too. Wanna hang out?

>> No.11668995

>>11663173
idgi. the potato was a tampon the whole time?

>> No.11668997

>>11668239
Not that strange when you think how many people there must be suffering from PTSD

>> No.11669003

>>11668997
It wasn't like everyone was drunk; there was just a lot of beer around when they knew tourists would be showing up. The Khmer are actually some of the happiest and most content people I've ever encountered (literally the face of Buddhist contentment - though I've never been to India), despite the absolute horror of the Khmer Rouge and the fact that they have more people missing limbs than any other country because the place is still littered with land mines.

>> No.11669024

>>11662771
>paying a premium to eat crab shell, guts, and gills
Do Americans seriously do this?

>> No.11669030

>>11663061
>that wellington
Pathetic

>> No.11669045

>>11667313
Have two of those, one with blood, but won't post them for you out of sickened spite.

>> No.11669251

>>11665958
why the fuck would you even bother to post this trash?

>> No.11669306
File: 53 KB, 474x595, 1472151181714.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11669306

>>11663061
>Welcome to luxury cruise lines
>Here, have a fucking shishkebab

>> No.11669322

>>11665958
JVC please leave

>> No.11669592

>>11664110

You have to eat all the eggs

>> No.11669732

>>11662771
Why on earth does anybody think this is worth making a video about? Soft shell crabs are popular in even the most culturally-deprived american suburbs.

>> No.11669867

>>11667815
My hate for his face is overwhelmed by this humorously timed screenshot.

>> No.11669906

>>11665438
scissors are just 2 knives

>> No.11669932

>>11669906
I gotta tell ya, this is pretty terrific.

>> No.11670055

>>11669045
cringe

>> No.11670208

>>11667139
they opened one of these a block away from me. I've had the burrito before and its kind of disgusting and makes you feel like a pig.

>> No.11670296

>>11663241
>those ribs
HOW??

>> No.11670975

>>11662642
If you gass all women we all become fags

>> No.11671124

>>11668995
The old hot tampon trick. Food commercials normally show lovely steam appearing from the food - it's actually a tampon or two that's been dipped in water, heated up and hidden behind the food - the water vapor looks like nice hot steam rising off of the food.

>> No.11671168

>>11660495
Why is everyone apart from Mike so fucking fat?

>> No.11671237
File: 30 KB, 537x463, 1532839719603.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11671237

>>11660491

>> No.11671242

>>11660500
I fucking hate this idiotic crap. I want to fucking murder her.

>> No.11671251

>>11660632
>>11660632
HES STILL THERE!

>> No.11671253
File: 106 KB, 1280x720, 1540998336767.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11671253

>>11660632

>> No.11671389
File: 2.47 MB, 640x360, 1469391514285.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11671389

>> No.11671442

>>11671242
I don't want to murder her as much as I do the fucking mouthbreathers who are fans of this shit

>> No.11671471

>>11663193

>im so good at cutting pizza look at me
>proceeds to fuck up pizza to save 3-5 seconds

i fucking hate this type of person

>> No.11671544

Webm request. This guy has gone too far.
https://www.instagram.com/p/Br2CL1XFhsM/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=onbpr899g13v

>> No.11671576

>>11660489
God I hate Koreans and K-pop fans so much. They way they think acting retarded is cute.

>> No.11671621

>>11671544
based

>> No.11671698

>>11662752
how the fuck does adding oil to rice making it have less calories?

>> No.11671705

>>11662825
what a jolly little nigga

>> No.11671748

>>11667780
>fucking boomers fighting over the last chicken

>> No.11671759

>>11661943
Found the newfag. We've been calling it that for weeks fucking retard.

>> No.11671811
File: 1.98 MB, 400x250, 1465042388176.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11671811

>>11667815

>> No.11671816

>>11671811
that cat is having a seizure

>> No.11671880
File: 2.51 MB, 640x640, This has gone too far..webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11671880

>>11671544
Ha, that guy behind him.

>> No.11671884

>>11663241
>actually looks good on the outside
Wow the first time Jack made something that actually looks edi-
>raw in the middle
Don't know what I expected.

>> No.11671915

>>11671880
He's trying so desperately to make a video that catches on like the first one. It's honestly getting sad.

>> No.11672077

>>11662353
what central asian bride stealing hellhole is this

>> No.11672149
File: 2.92 MB, 720x480, Uzbekistan Plov.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11672149

>>11672077
Smirk

>> No.11672170

>>11671880
Thanks m8

>> No.11672230

>>11662771
$490.99 plus tip plus service fee, please.

>> No.11672271
File: 984 KB, 799x1385, dumbshit.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11672271

>>11663216

>> No.11672283
File: 2.94 MB, 640x360, Restaurant serves giant ostrich eggs.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11672283

>>11672170
WebM for bakas

>> No.11672288
File: 38 KB, 564x564, 1479096188565.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11672288

>>11672271

>> No.11672292

>>11660632
where do the eggs come from?

>> No.11672299

>>11672149
source?

>> No.11672301
File: 1.71 MB, 480x360, Ostrich lays egg.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11672301

>>11672292
Happy now!

>> No.11672313

>>11663216
big birbs are cute

>> No.11672320

>>11672301
Why is it missing so many feathers?

>> No.11672325

>>11672149
Uzbekistan looks comfy

>> No.11672328

>>11672301
I've had shits like that.

>> No.11672349
File: 2.96 MB, 720x480, Uzbekistan Horse Sausage.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11672349

>>11672299
Sunny Side was invited to Uzbekistan, by the skinny guy. Five eps.
Worth watching. that skinny fucker is almost as funny as Sunny is.

>> No.11672364

>>11667780
Is this what it means to be high test? It would explain why both of them are bald too.

>> No.11672418 [DELETED] 
File: 2.46 MB, 292x432, 1544247538868.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11672418

>> No.11672427

>>11672418
Hmm

>> No.11672434

>>11662763
boner why

>> No.11672441
File: 2.96 MB, 328x590, WELCOME TO SPEEDYMART.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11672441

>>11672434

>> No.11672454
File: 2.00 MB, 1046x700, the free market provides.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11672454

>>11672149
Imagine falling into that hot oil. Probably not easy getting out again either.

>> No.11672465

>>11672301
Flashbacks to my days as an opiate user.

>> No.11672470

>>11672418
Begone THOT

>> No.11672489

RIP thread

>> No.11672496

>>11671880
>meat symphony
avant-garde af

>> No.11672500

>>11672301
doesn't the ostrich mind when you pick up its egg and walk off with it?

>> No.11672512

>>11672283
do britfats really do this?

>> No.11672514
File: 1.90 MB, 720x480, Meanwhile in Australia.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11672514

>>11672500
It could get ugly

>> No.11672520

>>11672418
Huh?

>> No.11672717
File: 1.11 MB, 2560x1536, 20181120_011646.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11672717

>>11660836
He has to sell ALL OF THE EGGS

>> No.11672900

>>11660632
what if I don't fancy egg

>> No.11672929
File: 69 KB, 750x850, 1545946806910.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11672929

>>11667880
forget blacks invented bbq!

>> No.11672969

>>11672454
the fuck is this

>> No.11673002
File: 103 KB, 342x1000, meme-sauce-ign.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11673002

>>11672969
People with autism eating their meme-sauce.

>> No.11673053

>>11673002
what's the difference?

>> No.11673059

>>11672320

safe to say it doesn't lead a good life

>> No.11673388
File: 1.40 MB, 1080x608, zuko-114.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11673388

>> No.11673410

>>11670055
>Cringe

>> No.11673413

>>11672149
Group of manlets try out their new wok

>> No.11673489

>>11672454
>anakinlava.webm

>> No.11673493

>>11668212
that casserole....the celery and apple....the whitest thing i have ever layed my eyes on
DISGRACE I SAY

>> No.11673496

>>11671253
post it nigguh

>> No.11673596

>>11672969
>>11673053
In 2017 Rick and Morty came out with an episode prominently featuring McDonald's discontinued Szechuan sauce from when they were promoting Mulan in the 1990's. You can tell this really wasn't paid shilling, because Mcdonalds was totally unprepared to capitalize on all the requests they then got to bring back the sauce. Eventually they agreed to bring the sauce back- but only an extremely limited amount in select locations, since they probably didn't realize just how many people watch that show.

They didn't announce that last part prominently enough, so they had thousands of screeching autists who showed up to try the meme sauce only to find they ran out, resulting in situations like in the webm where they actually paid people who got it earlier to try it. There's another video with people eating it off the ground, and someone even bought a jug of it on ebay for thousands of dollars (idk if he actually went through with paying it.)

Anyway a month or two after the incident, McDonalds eventually announced that they'll be releasing a much, much higher volume of the sauce in Febuary 2018, but by the time that date rolled around, a lot of the hype had worn off and people were still bitter about the last time, hence the picture.

>> No.11673685
File: 56 KB, 621x702, brainlet.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11673685

>>11660632
?!

>> No.11673741
File: 48 KB, 645x729, 8d6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11673741

>>11672149
i want to swim in the pretty pool

>> No.11673799

>>11660500
JUST FUCKING EAT IT YOU STUPID WHORE

EAT IT

>> No.11673831

>>11660491
huh?

>> No.11673841

>>11662647
those arent carnivore teeth. Look at gorillas, their teeth are designed to rip up fibrous plants

>> No.11673850

>>11669251
It's a webm and it's /ck/ related?

>> No.11673865

>>11665198
phone posters don't matter

>> No.11673897 [DELETED] 

>stacks a dozen broekn tables/stairs/windows
>put everything on fire
>throw opponent on top
>starts mauling him with a steel chair a hundred times
>nothing
>my character falls onto the pile because reasons
>injured leg for 8 weeks

>> No.11674091

>>11668909
>>11662642
back to >>>/r/eddit incelshitter

>> No.11674211

>>11673596
You left out the part where the sauce pack no longer had the rick and morty art on it which killed off the only real reason why all the autistic redditors went to McDonald's in the first place.

>> No.11674227

>>11671124
the ol' spicy tampon

>> No.11674284

>>11667039
What the fuck is this? Looks amazingly wrong.

>> No.11674407

>>11665198
What kind of shit phone do you have?

>> No.11674417
File: 337 KB, 640x482, cassowary_claw.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11674417

>>11672514
Big birds are pretty scary, i'd be wary of them

>> No.11674578

>>11673388
porn addicts are pathetic, they can't have any actual conversation

>> No.11674968

>>11660632
How are you?

>> No.11674973

>>11660632
how come no one posts the beta neighbor?

>> No.11674976

>>11672514
heh, this is an actual nightmare i've had

>> No.11675255

>>11674973
He was so embarrassed by it that he sued to have the footage removed from the internet.

>> No.11675665

>>11662841
That's a lot of fucking salt

>> No.11676281

>>11660491
Do Mexicans really eat this?

>> No.11676548
File: 2.81 MB, 640x360, Korean girls see Big American Meat for the first time.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11676548

>>11662688

>> No.11676666

>>11671880
Looks like a cut scene from Okja

>> No.11676831

>>11672283
>An adult's recommended protein intake is 50g a day
??

>> No.11676853
File: 2.78 MB, 720x404, Big Eater .webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11676853

>>11676831
Well, a small adult.

>> No.11676972

>>11667443
you come back only when you are able to speak the name of our great god-king.

>> No.11677034
File: 2.71 MB, 308x186, 1545018182649.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11677034

>>11662477

>> No.11677080

>>11672929
They didn't. They legit eat mud cookies still to this day

>> No.11677257
File: 1.78 MB, 298x298, 1545766343834.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11677257

>>11662130

>> No.11677351

>>11662771
This kills the crab

>> No.11677382

>>11671880
His 15 minutes of fame are up. This is just sad now.

>> No.11677393
File: 62 KB, 600x750, Motivation You're Fat.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11677393

>>11676853

>> No.11677401

>>11671915
>>11677382

>> No.11677484

>>11673388
saaauuucceee

>> No.11677625
File: 308 KB, 1335x2048, bowl with steam.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11677625

>>11665966

I've eaten worse , but even a fat slob like me keeps their kitchen cleaner than this

>> No.11677639

>>11665198
Yes we do

>> No.11677657
File: 2.87 MB, 640x360, maoxuewang (2).webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11677657

>> No.11677664
File: 2.61 MB, 854x480, crabb.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11677664

>> No.11677705
File: 159 KB, 305x343, valet.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11677705

>>11660491
A nations cuisine is the perfect method of distinguishing whether or not they are a civilized race or Mexican

>> No.11677715
File: 36 KB, 500x500, internetcop.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11677715

>>11660500
Look at how fucking cookie cutter, soulless and robotic she is. The perfect gf

>> No.11677728
File: 120 KB, 1242x808, ryan.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11677728

>>11662477
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.11677757

>>11662367
Wait, I thought cilantro was english for coriander leaves and stems

>> No.11678613

>>11672149
That's a big wok

>> No.11678616

>>11672301
Holy shit that must feel so good to get out of you.
I've had many a shit like that and I can feel that ostrich's pain.

>> No.11678618

>>11672441
>niggers
what else were you expecting anon

>> No.11678624

>>11673596
Well the shitty sauce probably takes some time to make.
You can't expect them to suddenly shit out gallons of it and ship it everywhere instantly.

>> No.11678629

>>11676548
I love this one

>> No.11678762

Someone post black guy cooking spaghetti

>> No.11679294

>>11663061
haha i just got off this exact cruise line (Princess). Food was fucking fantastic, and the specialty restaurant Sabatini's was even better.

>> No.11679502

>>11668313
Watching this webm while baking my own bread is kinda magical.