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Should I order an Indian takeaway or just have a Christmas leftover sandwich? Pic related is my local curry house menu

>> No.11675383

Just ordered a 63 with keema rice and keema and garlic naan bread.

>> No.11675390 [DELETED] 

a life changing decision! how will you cope if you get it wron?!

also, rollan

>> No.11675404

when i'm struggling to make a decision like this i usually fall back to my birthday.

so i'd be haing king prawn puree for an entree followed by none of your business for a main.

>> No.11675421

>52. Chicken Scalawag
get that

>> No.11675434

>>11675329
Go to random.org make it go from 1-152

Click generate, this is now the item you shall order

>> No.11675445

>pay for my mate to book some therapy sessions
>catch him spending the money on an indian buffet
>order a lovely curry as a treat for us that night so i can watch him squirm
i spent 116 quid on balti tiger prawns, incredibly rich and creamy lamb pasanda, bhajis, rice, vegetable korma, chicken tikka masala, and three naan just to get him to admit he spunked my money

>> No.11675524

its like an american chinese menu

>> No.11675603

>>11675524
How so?

>> No.11675629

maybe because its priced in british supper tickets but it looks reasonably compared to american indian menus. do they have some kind of colonizer discount?

>> No.11675649
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>>11675329
>eating food prepared by Indians

>> No.11675661

>>11675629
British Indian food is cheaper than American indian food.

>> No.11675671

>>11675329
It's shit like this that makes me wish I lived in the UK. I only have one Indian option that delivers nearby and it's the most Americanized bland bullshit ever, all for a huge extra cost. No kebab to speak of either.

>> No.11675674

>>11675329
get their munchy box

>> No.11675676
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The back of the menu

>> No.11675691

>>11675674
its the pakistani kebab places that do those, the regular Indian takeaways dont do munchy boxes

>> No.11675778

>>11675649
Not based

>> No.11676015

>>11675671
Tbh this place is quite anglocized
>absurdly large menu
>can get any meat with any curry, "meat" korma etc which you can probs ask to be vindaloo hot if you wanna secretly troll them/yourself

>> No.11676021

>>11675329
I had no idea those menus were so huge, looks like an American Chinese takeout place

does every single indian takeout use the same menu the same way american chinese do?

>> No.11676027

>>11676015
At least there's variety, though. I swear the place near me has like five things, just named differently.

>> No.11677519

>>11676021
Most do, if they do a lot of takeaway

>> No.11677533

>>11675676
>>11675329

how does a takeaway restaurant manage 200-300 items on a menu?

>> No.11677922

>>11677533
Cos of
>>11676027
They'll make a huge batch of a kinda spiced curry stock gravy which covers a lot of things, then when you order something, they'll use that but finish it off with a various pickle, or this n that or w/e.

>> No.11678110

>>11677922
not at all, they make everything to order in that one.

>> No.11678116

>>11675404
Epic

>> No.11678120

>>11675329
Chicken or “meat”

What the fuck is “meat” that sounds dubious

>> No.11678127

>>11677533
They all have similar or slightly different base so it looks like a lot but its not and a lot of the options are repeated with different meats, like. Lamb curry, beef curry, chicken curry, So it looks like 3 different options but its the same with only a different meat, why they do this is beyond me, i dont know why they dont just put “blah blah curry with either chicken / beef or lamb” then just have it as 1 item.

>> No.11678195

>>11678120
its lamb

>> No.11678383

>>11678195
But lamb's like, the most expensive thing they could use behind a tenderloin or king prawns or some shit.

>> No.11678409

>>11678383
Is lamb really that expensive in England? Here in the states you can get it for $5/lb, and while that's more than pork or chicken it's hardly what I would call "expensive".

>> No.11678419

>>11678409
Lamb is more expensive than beef in the UK.

>> No.11678437

>>11675329
Demand a 69

>> No.11678443

>>11678419
Ok, but where is that on an absolute rather than relative scale? More expensive than beef doesn't mean much if beef is cheap.

>> No.11678477

>>11678443
Just go to Morrisons UK website or some shit and you can see prices yourself.

>> No.11679629

>>11675445
Fuck off Corrigan

>> No.11679703

>>11675329
jalfrezi 87 or 88

madras is pretty good as well, 81 or 82

>> No.11679707

Order Indian and get a free side of feces

>> No.11680271

>>11679707
Racist

>> No.11680314 [DELETED] 

>>11675329
do you happen to live in southern California? that menu looks a lot like the one from my local curry place.

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>>11680271
He might be racist, but that doesn't change his point whatsoever.