/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.11676763]

What do white people eat at weddings?

[Anonymous No.11676769]

asiago chicken and buttered rolls with a side salad, italian dressing

[Anonymous No.11676774]

>>11676763
Food

[Anonymous No.11676777]

Carved meats plural and cakes

[Anonymous No.11676781]

i mostly stick to a liquid diet at those things. go to lots of very waspy weddings and the food on offer is like a few triscuits and a shrimp. better to just have the martini olives

[Anonymous No.11676788]

>>11676769
Shockingly accurate

[Anonymous No.11676804]

>>11676763
Last wedding I went to had a whole barbecued pig. Wedding was 3/4 white, 1/4 Chinese so there's that

[Anonymous No.11676820]

>>11676763
Chicken cordon bleu

[Anonymous No.11676821]

hors d'oeurves
chicken skewers
crap wontons
prosciutto wrapped melon
bruschetta

dinner
choice of caesar salad or house salad and
chicken piccata
halibut or salmon
new york strip
vegetarian: pasta primavera

all come with some combination of:
diced potatoes
asparagus
green beans
mushrooms
wild rice

wedding cake:
white cake with buttercream. sometimes it has a layer of raspberry filling.

[Anonymous No.11676823]

>>11676821
extremely jealous of the weddings youve been to

[Anonymous No.11676830]

>>11676763
Minority children.

[Anonymous No.11676832]

>>11676763
Last two weddings I went to were my sisters then one of my best friends, all marrying parties were white:

>sisters had hors d'oeuvres, steak, lobster, salad, bread and butter, wine, pasta salad (non mayo), then cider donuts for dessert

>friend's had some kind of grilled chicken and hummus station, a build your own mac n cheese mixins station, and some kind of grilled salmon and veggies station, and then various donuts for dessert.

Both had open bars. And donuts I guess. So white people consume alcohol and donuts at weddings.

[Anonymous No.11676836]

>>11676823
those are the normal weddings i've been to. it's all like 1990s country club food. the earliest weddings i remember were 1980s country club food: lots of cream sauces.

my sister's wedding was a $300 worth of mexican food and, instead of cake, a couple of boxes of donuts.

[Anonymous No.11676841]

>>11676836
>my sister's wedding was a $300 worth of mexican food and, instead of cake, a couple of boxes of donuts.
Was it also in the backyard of her trailer?

[Anonymous No.11676846]

>>11676832
>>11676836
>donuts

What is this madness? Have we stumbled upon a meme in the making?

[Anonymous No.11676847]

>>11676830
Whites, not jews

[Anonymous No.11676857]

>>11676763
My wedding was pizzas and sheet cake from costco

I am not a wealthy man.

[Anonymous No.11676862]

A polar bear eating a bowl of marshmallows

[Anonymous No.11676866]

>>11676763
we went to the melting pot, but we had a tiny party (five people) and not a lot of money. the only thing we really spent on were our rings and the dinner.

[Anonymous No.11677510]

>>11676763
pusy

[Anonymous No.11677578]

>>11676763
my brothers wedding was pretty generic "fancy food" , filet mignon w/red wine reduction, potatoes au gratin, broccoli rabe. not bad at all.

[Anonymous No.11677579]

>>11676763
boring white people food with no spices

[Anonymous No.11677580]

I went to an engagement party where there was a mashed potato bar. It was pretty great.

I've been mostly to Chinese/Vietnamese banquet weddings and it's really just an excuse for a bunch of Asian people to get lit on Hennessy

[Anonymous No.11677587]

>>11676763
Assssss

[Anonymous No.11677645]

>>11676821
Fucking disgusting. No wonder you cucks are being replaced.

Where are the chopped roasted meats and spicy meat and fish stews for men?
Where are the hand made fruit and nut cakes for women and kids?

Jesus, your weddings are soulless.

[Anonymous No.11677673]

We had a full roasted pork with all sorts of stewed and baked vegetables for sides, also pickles galore... I couldn't even stomach more than one bite of THE cake, cause I was so full after the main. There was everything from carrot wedges with hummus to pretzels before the pork, so I wasn't hungry in the first place. Unlimited wine, champagne, spirits. Beer.

[Anonymous No.11678824]

Are American weddings really like this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOLvBXYhGXE

[Anonymous No.11678829]

>>11678824
Not enough shooting and cross burning.
Nothing like my cousins wedding.

[Anonymous No.11678837]

>>11676821
Literally this and nothing else.

[Anonymous No.11678841]

Tiny quiches.

[Anonymous No.11678846]

Mexican food

[Anonymous No.11678850]

>>11676763
What ever garbage the 'happy couple' selects. I fucking hate wedding receptions.

[Anonymous No.11678884]

My sister’s wedding was pretty much just Hungarian food, chicken paprikas, goulas, some egg-white butter puff thing that was ABSOLUTELY vile, shit like that. Red velvet cake for dessert.

[Anonymous No.11678898]

>>11676763
snow, of course

[Anonymous No.11678916]

>>11676763
Rice.

[Anonymous No.11678919]

>>11676763
Prawn cocktail

[Anonymous No.11678979]

>>11676763
Receptions are often held at Golden Corral

[Anonymous No.11678981]

>>11676857
10/10
Would enjoy 100x more than the fancy bullshit that's normally served at weddings

[Anonymous No.11679016]

>>11678824
>the only darkie has no seat
Yes, actually

[Anonymous No.11679021]

>>11676847
>le jews are bloodthirsty monsters

[Anonymous No.11679077]

>>11676763
Lukewarm catered food

[Anonymous No.11679395]

We had chicken cordon bleu, filet mignon, mixed green salad, roasted potatoes and green beans, and yeast rolls. Dessert was a sundae bar and donuts (didn't have a cake). I spent like $3,500 on that and the open bar, was easily the largest expense of the wedding, but everyone who went remembers it for the food. My great-aunt said something to me at Christmas about it and it was nine years ago.

[Anonymous No.11679400]

>>11679021
Jotaro says "Good grief" like Clint Eastwood, not "Oy vey".

[Anonymous No.11679438]

Waffle house catering

[Anonymous No.11679446]

>>11679400
isn't there a pic of clint eastwood posing like jotaro

[Anonymous No.11679571]

>>11676763
salad
beef tenderloin, chicken breast, or pasta

[Anonymous No.11679608]

>>11676821
meh

[Anonymous No.11679631]

>>11676763
My wedding
>full cheese and charcuterie array with all local California cheeses: cow, sheep, and goat. Imported prosciutto and chourico and homemade Portuguese sweet bread and fruit preserves.
>dinner chicken, pork tenderloin, seasoned potatoes, sauteed green beans with bacon and onion, and salad with choice of dressing, and rolls freshly baked by a local Mennonite bakery (weird religion dank bakers)
>dessert seasonal (June) cherry/peach pies and a variety of small cupcakes

Pretty affordable cuz my uncle catered the dinner and I had hookups on the cheese and charcuterie.

[Anonymous No.11679634]

>>11677645
Sad attempt at trolling. If serious, just plain sad.

[Anonymous No.11680023]

>>11676763
each other

source: i'm a white people wedding

[Anonymous No.11680115]

>>11676763
This.

[Anonymous No.11680144]

>>11676857
>>11676846
>>11676836
Honestly catering is overrated. Often you get served basic food you can cook yourself at home. Unless you're dropping over 10 grand on catering, the food will be mediocre, and you might as well have had pizza, sushi or Chinese

[Anonymous No.11680159]

>>11678824
That's the saddest fucking thing I've ever seen.

[Anonymous No.11680253]

This was the cocktail hour menu at my sister's wedding

[Anonymous No.11680571]

>>11680144
That's what makes catered food such a quintessentially white thing to eat. It's a pure expression of pointless consumerism and love of convenience over all else.

[Anonymous No.11680594]

>>11680253
>Valley-Girl California Roll
omg what

[Anonymous No.11680641]

>>11680571
>It's a pure expression of pointless consumerism and love of convenience over all else.

Please fuck off. Nobody loves consumerism and convenience like minorities. Whites basically invented hipsterism, which involves basically over complicating everything. You're thinking of white boomers.

[Anonymous No.11680653]

>>11680641
>minorities
I'm a minority and my family cooks our ethnic traditional meals. I'm not sure why you think food consumerism is the same as material, but it isn't and white people are the worst offenders. I've literally been served a sugar cookie with no sugar before.

[Anonymous No.11680665]

>>11680653
>muh anecdotes

My white mother homecooked every meal I ate growing up, with virtually everything from scratch save for pastry puff. Guess my anecdote also disproves your bullshit argument.

[Anonymous No.11680686]

>>11680653
>I'm not sure why
Because he can't understand people who have an actual culture associated with their food

[Anonymous No.11680696]

>>11676769
/thread

[Anonymous No.11680703]

My wedding had a decent variety.

Appetizers:

BLT wonton cups
Thai shrimp skewers
Caprese skewers
Bacon-wrapped figs with goat cheese and balsamic glaze

Salads:

Beet salad with candied nuts and feta
Mixed greens with apple, cranberries, blue cheese

Main:

Filet with crab stuffed prawns, peppercorn sauce and mashed potatoes

Frenched chicken with mustard sauce and fingerling potatoes

Cake:

4 tiers, one flavor per tier.

-Dark chocolate with coffee and chocolate ganache

-Coconut cake with chocolate ganache

-Lavender cake with buttercream

-Strawberry cake with cream cheese

[Anonymous No.11680706]

My wedding was not fancy by any means but it was nice and everyone enjoyed themselves. Had it outside in the backyard with the food being all from kroger, even the cake. The only thing that cost a lot was the honeymoon. Far better than what you see now 20K on up just for the wedding which most don't last 5 yrs till you get hit with the divorce.

[Anonymous No.11680710]

>>11680703
gay. bet you had a cash bar too

[Anonymous No.11680717]

>>11680710
Nah, open bar. Was a small wedding. 60 people is manageable.

[Anonymous No.11680754]

>>11680665
The white person home baked those cookies too and they had no sugar. Now you failed to understand what I wrote and fail to accept American white people as the worst offenders for food consumerism. No black, Hispanic, Chinese or Indian person, is trying to make the next oreo or easy cheese. White Americans are the furthers of their ancestral cultures. I have dined and lived near so many, the outcome is always the same. Actually there is only two instances in my life where the white person had their Italian /Irish etc traditional food passed down to them and it was amazing, but thst is not the majority. My parents are also chefs, and their white friends by virtue of being chefs cooked amazing food. Average white person will have probably worse food than your average Indian.

[Anonymous No.11680755]

White people eat children from obscure nations at weddings. They call it "mushroom chicken cutlet with scalloped potatoes, french style green beans and caesar salad,"

I was at a white wedding once, a very strange thing to see. The ritual washing of the bridegrooms hair in ancestral blood amazed me, though I was told not to speak of it. The groom, who was my friend, introduced me to his "cousin" but he merely produced a two foot salamander from a leather bag, and the salamander had gold balls for eyes. I tried to make small talk with him but he hissed at me and would not take his stinking eyes off me.

I brought a gift to the wedding, a gilded meat hook which I found proclaimed on an internet wish list, among other items such as "bag of nail clippings" and "Cuisinart blood curdler."

I would not have bought the meat hooks if I had known they were going to hang two children from them. I tried to be open minded and even sampled the chicken cutlet (a small Asian girl if I had to guess). It made me sick, and I vomited in the country club bathroom for a half hour.

An odd fellow, with penises for legs, stopped me as I ran out.

He said, "dude bro that Woodford Reserve fucks u up hard brooo" and then hissed from his snake head mouth while globs of semen dripped from his nose, and he tossed a Golden Sovereign of the Young Victoria to a gentleman dispensing towels and perfumes, and shouted at him in a tasteless impression of a monkey.

[Anonymous No.11680999]

>>11676763
I had very plain tasting Greek food that everyone raved about. It was good, just not incredible, but it was a bunch of suburbanites and they basically just eat Chili's so I get it.

[Anonymous No.11681032]

>>11680253
Fuck. A bit too extravagant for a marriage with a 70:30 divorce odds. I just ran off to Vegas with mine

[Anonymous No.11681044]

>>11676763
(including the bride) 3,6,1,4,5,2

[Anonymous No.11681062]

Crawfish ettoufet or catfish coubillon with rice were the mains from the last two wedding's I've been to (made by family), as well as finger foods made by various members of the bridal party such as bbq meatballs, chips and dips, finger sandwitches, fruits and veggies, ect.
Cake is anything from italian wedding cake to red velvet or german chocolate

t. Cajun

[Anonymous No.11681081]

>>11681062
Is it true you guys drink snake wine so you can talk with demons on Pentecost, and that you then direct such demons to afflict various helpless portions of mankind in return for gold?

Is it true that you put dashes of snake blood into the cake batter to prepare the children for a secret life of demonic servitude until they themselves are old enough to seek out demons at the edge of a wood in the dark night of Pentecost?

[Anonymous No.11681117]

>>11681081
This is true, except lately there have been factions of the family who think gator blood is more potent than snakes blood. It's actually a big cause of contention on holidays.

[Anonymous No.11681208]

>>11676763
I don't remember. The last wedding I attended was 15 years ago.

[Anonymous No.11681550]

>>11680754
Your entire perception of reality is a meme based off of midwestern, post-WWII boomer cooking.

[Anonymous No.11681562]

>>11680754
Btw, spics and blacks are absolutely obsessed with junk food and fast food. White people alone sustain farmer's markets, organic grocers, and other high-end, high-effort culinary markets. Please consider the noose.

[Anonymous No.11681709]

>>11681550
Let me know when white people stop cooking that way in the 21st century then.

>>11681562
Buying junk food and fast food does not mean you can't cook any of your ethnic backgrounds food. I've seen just as many white people load up on soda. White people are still a majority, so of course you will see them in all spheres. Basically just because someone buys fresh or organic products doesn't mean they are cooking them well. Wouldn't be surprised if they made something off tasting or bland ever time.

[Anonymous No.11681736]

I'm on the fence if I want to do light appetizers and cake, full catering, or renting a restaurant for the reception.

[Anonymous No.11681742]

>>11676763
Lobster, cheese souffle, trifle, etc.

[Anonymous No.11681743]

my brother (we're from an indian family) and his white wife are catering some fusion indo-american cuisine for their wedding and its probably going to be the most atrocious thing im going to smell see and taste in my life.
im okay with interracial marriage but not with fucking masala fries or paneer burgers FUCK

[Anonymous No.11681750]

>>11681743
Ayy, /indian wedding/ gang reporting. my sister married an asian dude and the wedding food was white but i wish they tried some indo-chinese fusion, because that cuisine actually exists, has been tried for hundreds of years and has some nice dishes
>paneer burgers
hang me

[Anonymous No.11681785]

It's always shitty. The midnight buffet is always better for some reason.

I just got engaged, tempted to do pizza like another anon mentioned because it'd probably be better anyway.

[Anonymous No.11681876]

Food, you fucking racist

[Anonymous No.11681893]

>>11676763
People of colour. It's a tradition we learned on the Eastern coasts of Asia and Africa.

[Anonymous No.11682124]

>>11676763
former wedding caterer here. most of the white people weddings we had mostly had chicken cordon bleu. not half bad desu

the mexican weddings would typically order italian buffet lines(fettucini alfredo, marinara sauce,roasted potatoes, garlic bread, salad) and have us fuck off while they partied.

the africans ordered the best variety desu. they would order both italian buffet line and our steak buffet line(small steaks cooked medium). as well as the parfaits and various cakes we offered

[Anonymous No.11682146]

>>11681081
No, faggot, that's the creoles

t. different Cajun

[Anonymous No.11682178]

>>11680144
That'd be a pretty great wedding to attend. Full Chinese dinner with pizza and sushi.

[Anonymous No.11682204]

>>11676763
Is THIS the next joker? comment down below if you agree

[Anonymous No.11682209]

>>11682178
It would but people are too pretentious

[Anonymous No.11682215]

American white people food may be the worst cuisine in the world

[Anonymous No.11682238]

>>11680253
hahahaha Domestic Champagne... Someone did not understand what Champagne is about. Dumb amerifucks

[Anonymous No.11682241]

>>11682238
Based WTO plant.

[Anonymous No.11682249]

>>11676763
What a beautiful picture. The way it should be really.
Also, we get fancy as fuck catering involving a lot of salmon or chicken

[Anonymous No.11682260]

>>11682215
Nope. American nigger food is.
https://duckduckgo.com/?q=soul+food&t=h_&iax=images&ia=images

[Anonymous No.11682263]

WHAT A SHAME THE POOR GROOM’S BRIDE IS A...WHORE

[Anonymous No.11682290]

>>11682260
I can't stop laughing
Meatloaf, burgers and grilled cheese LOL

[Anonymous No.11682501]

>>11680755
Eh, you get used to them. I mean yeah, those types of weddings seem a bit odd at first, but attend enough of them, and you'll soon be craving "chicken cutlets" at all times. I may even spend my retirement years in Thailand, so that I'm able to have this delicious dish every single day!

[Anonymous No.11683026]

>>11682260
Looks delicious

[Anonymous No.11684255]

>>11676763
Shit

[Anonymous No.11684687]

Boring af

But if I were to get married

>medium steaks
>rib drizzled in family's bbq sauce
>brisket
>tri tips
>fresh buttered rolls
>potato salad
>an entire bar for those who want to get hammered
>a bizzare range of Asian and Brazilan catering bar and a cheese plater of specialties cheeses from Europe
>chocolate cake

I don't give a fuck on what is tradional I want a goddamn feast

[Anonymous No.11685219]

>>11680253

so new money it hurts to read

[Anonymous No.11685303]

>>11685219
Not really. It was at a really classy, beautiful old estate known for their elaborate and highly rated cocktail hour. The food was delicious and the whole event was very tasteful. I've attended plenty of gaudy, new money weddings.

We're middle class, btw.

[Anonymous No.11685307]

>>11685303
Middle class is new money

[Anonymous No.11685314]

>>11685307
I don't think you know what new money is.

[Anonymous No.11685322]

>>11676763
i guess it depends on the country of origin.

[Anonymous No.11685341]

>>11685314
New money is you

[Anonymous No.11686969]

[Anonymous No.11688527]

>>11676763
Now Im confused, what do not white people eat at weddings??

[Anonymous No.11688532]

>>11676763
My little sister had pizzahut.

[Anonymous No.11688576]

>>11676769
Fpbp

[Anonymous No.11688603]

>>11676763
The last one I attended I ordered filet mignon (rare) which was served with baby carrots/broccoli steamed and somewhat cold mashed potatoes, catered at a pretty nice winery in Dallas. The one before that was in Vermont with this asshole out of Brooklyn trying to make "northern BBQ" a thing. It was dry.

No minorities/10

[Anonymous No.11688621]

>>11676763
Proud white man here. Usually a variety of hors d'oeuvres and then cake.
At our wedding reception (outdoors), my fiancée and I plan to have a friend run the grill and make burgers and bratwurst because it's traditional American celebration food. We also will have some kind of snack food as an appetizer, even if it's just chips and homemade cheese dip. We won't be having cake. We're going to be serving a giant pile of kolache because the town she's from is a small, tight knit, ethnically Czech community. They freaking looove kolache, and they're good at it, too!
She says poppyseed kolache a best, but the best are actually CHERRY or BLACKBERRY, okay, praise Jesus.

[Anonymous No.11688659]

>>11688532
Is this code for something?