/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.11732926]

I got a new toy so I made pizza.

[Anonymous No.11732933]

Gets up to temp easily.

[Anonymous No.11732941]

Pizza goes in the front.

[Anonymous No.11732944]

>I got Le new toy so I made le pizza. Period.
What a soi cuck way to start a thread

[Anonymous No.11732948]

It cooks really fast, like 5 minutes tops

[Anonymous No.11732951]

>>11732941
Okay, that's pretty neat.

[Anonymous No.11732957]

>>11732944
eat shit if you don't like it, fuckboy

you have to rotate it 180 degrees halfway through

[Anonymous No.11732964]

>>11732951
tastes great too.

that's all i had, thread over.

next time i'll make the pizza look nicer.

[Anonymous No.11732971]

>>11732964
That pizza looks like shit, but it probably tastes great. Nice job anon
Why is it so fucking dark outside?

[Anonymous No.11732990]

What makes this different than normal charcoal exactly?

[Anonymous No.11732997]

>>11732964
Don't respond to wojacks or pepes. They use those things like emojis because they can't find a relevant image or meme. It's no coincidence they're shitposters.

[Anonymous No.11733005]

>>11732964
>>11732948
Is it undercooked on top and burned at the bottom?

[Anonymous No.11733021]

Kill yourself numale

[Anonymous No.11733091]

Looks great OP. How much did it cost? I'm looking to improve on my pizza dough.

[Anonymous No.11733114]

>>11732964
It longs for death. Do the right thing and kill it.

[Anonymous No.11733115]

respect op for doing this but from my own experience its one of those things you do a xouple times and never again becausa making pizza from scratch is too time consuming when you can get good pizza so easily. unless you really LOVE making it, its one of those curiosities that dies pretty quickly

[Anonymous No.11733125]

>>11732926
Good job, op! That vasectomy was definitely worth it

[Anonymous No.11733171]

>>11733114
?
am I pizza? who am I?

[Anonymous No.11733194]

I never once thought about putting my pizza stone on a charcoal grill and making pizza with it. I'll try it once the wind and cold weather dies down in my area. Thanks OP.

[Anonymous No.11733225]

>>11732971
It was night. Yeah the pizza looks weird but it is the best one i've ever made.

>>11732990
You use normal charcoal, but then you have to put a bunch of hardwood in there too, otherwise the temps won't get high enough.

>>11733005
It was perfectly cooked on the top, and ever-so-slightly burned on the bottom. Not enough to ruin my day or anything. I just need to work on technique.

>>11733115
I live in Denver, the pizza here is fucking awful (t.guy who used to live in philly)

>>11733194
If you already have the stone, you could probably fabricate something like this for next to free. It's honestly just sheetmetal bent into a circle.

[Anonymous No.11733233]

>>11732926
you fucked up, op.
you're supposed to make it like a real grill pizza.
no bread.

[Anonymous No.11733239]

>>11733233
what in the heck!

[Anonymous No.11733260]

>>11733225
Yea I already have the stone and a charcoal smoker I could use. I love making pizzas and usually use my oven at high settings and finish it off with the broiler to get that burnt look. I think charcoal and actual fire will provide better results, as all legitimate pizza places have such ovens.

[Anonymous No.11733262]

>>11732948
It was literally done at this point and you didn't take it out. Retard.

[Anonymous No.11733269]

>>11733233
>BBQ pit boys

[Anonymous No.11733293]

>>11733262
t.guy who wasn't there cooking the pizza.

The cheese wasn't even melted at that point, my dude. I'm glad you have x-ray vision and could see the top of the pizza from a blurry pic on the internet, bravo.

>>11733260
post results!

[Anonymous No.11733311]

>>11733293
will do

[Anonymous No.11733439]

>>11733021
just shut up, do u want another mcchicken thread?

[Anonymous No.11733517]

>>11733439
Yes

[Anonymous No.11733529]

>>11732964
did you literally throw your toppings on the pizza? would still eat/10.

[Anonymous No.11733612]

>>11733529
>did you literally throw your toppings on the pizza
yes :)

[Anonymous No.11734616]

>>11732926
There’s a lot of videos on hand stretching dough out there. Seems thick. Looks good.

[Anonymous No.11734651]

>>11732997

[Anonymous No.11734669]

Whoever that is putting the exclamation points at the end of their posts, you need to settle the fuck down. This is not reddit.

[Anonymous No.11734672]

>>11732964
Fuck your pizza and fuck your sandals

[Anonymous No.11736016]

>>11732964
Dude, i’m gonna type as sober as possible, that honestly looks fcking pathetic and disgusting compared to my meal. and I’m being one hundred percent serious. Sorry we dont cook sht that was previously in cans. you’re a fuking joke dude, and im dead fuking serious. get a real family that cooks good food, drinks beer and wine and winecoolers and has a good fuking time, and has a million dollar house on the beach, im seriously.. dont ever post your fuking poverty dinner on these forums ever the fuk again bro, and by bro i mean never my bro, fuking phaggot.

[Anonymous No.11736030]

>>11732964
Why is it so shiny? And wear shoes when cooking, you cute toed boi. It would be a real shame if you burnt your piggies.

[Anonymous No.11736036]

>11736016
>notsureiftrollingorjuststupid.png
Looks good OP.

[Anonymous No.11736120]

>>11736016
Your meat looks good but this isent impressive just sour cream on a naked potato and place a pile of greens next to it.

[Anonymous No.11736136]

>>11736030
we took it out for just a sec and put some olive oil on the crust, worked pretty well

[Anonymous No.11736138]

>>11733233
>>11733269
What's wrong with them?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adQWjiYUbfk

[Anonymous No.11736148]

>>11736016
lmfao dude, ok

[Anonymous No.11737014]

>>11732964
Looks like an abortion

[Anonymous No.11737045]

>>11733269
IM GONNA SMOKE ME A FATTY BRISKET

[Anonymous No.11737200]

>>11736016
>raw meat
>potato salad stuffed inside a baked potato
>naked arugula
>believes meal is worthy of (you)s
imagine being this retarded

[Anonymous No.11737205]

>>11737200
>raw meat


whats wrong with this? I eat my steak raw in the middle, sear it for 30 seconds on the outside. I like the metallic bloody tang.

[Anonymous No.11737209]

>>11733225
in Philly, what's the best pizza you've had here?

[Anonymous No.11737211]

>>11737205
>I like the metallic bloody tang.
I bet you like eating pussy too you faggot

[Anonymous No.11737231]

>>11737205
you have no skill in the kitchen. jesus fucking christ you are pathetic. at least OP tried bringing food to temp. time to sober up. you need to find your seat in homeroom before first bell.

[Anonymous No.11737249]

>>11732926
Disgusting

[Anonymous No.11737271]

>>11737211
>doesn't suck dick
>must be gay

[Anonymous No.11737286]

>>11732926
very interesting.
does the thing come with a pizza peel?
did it come with the stone?
can the top come off easily, if I want to make burgers on it?
pizza looks just fine, is that garlic butter on the crust after it was cooked? it looks wet

[Anonymous No.11737311]

>>11736016
honestly the best pasta on ck along with the one where the guy talks about slapping the shit out of his wife for being a lazy bitch

[Anonymous No.11737314]

>>11737045
BARBECUE SHOES:
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[Anonymous No.11737328]

>>11737311
I don't know. I have a fondness of the one about vodka and liverwurst.

[Anonymous No.11737342]

>>11737328
I f5 /ck/ all day everyday and never heard of that one.

[Anonymous No.11738131]

>>11737209
here Denver or here Philly?

Best Philly I've had was Lorenzo and sons on South Street. Denver?

There isn't really good pizza in Denver. Big Bills NY style is OK though.

[Anonymous No.11738136]

>>11737286
It's just a kit for a weber grill that you presumably would already have, so yeah the top comes off.

We put some olive oil on the crust which is the shine you're seeing, and it did come with the stone and peel.

[Anonymous No.11739059]

>>11732964
>next time i'll make the pizza look nicer.

[Anonymous No.11739065]

>>11732964
Looks really good. I've always fucked up pizza so this is pretty impressive.