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>kitchen gremlin stole my garlic again

>> No.11735328
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>>11735235
>wife is using metal utensils on the non-stick cookware

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>strawberries have become crude oil overnight.

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>kitchen gremlin stole my garlic
>can't go to get more because grocery store jester swore he'd remember my face
>can't go to farmers market because market molester

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>mom found the secret hot dogs again

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>>11735235
Mom used “the sponge”

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>There's Vegemite in the butter again

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>gf making dinner
>she doesn't serve it carnival style

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>dad found the tassimo

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>Accidentally left my ground beef out on the kitchen counter overnight
>It’s reconstituted itself back into a steak

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>kitchen raided by The Macaroni Marauder

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>liquor goblins drank all my booze again

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>Knife Jew dulled my filet knife again

>> No.11735601

>>11735455
You mean the sponge boomers use to wash dishes where they never clean it, never wring it out, and just let in sit in the sink until the next time they need to use it?

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>bungled by the burrito bandit

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>loli got the carrots stuck again

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>>11735235
>tfw trolled by the tortilla thief

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>forgot to reload the potato gun

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>forgot if I left the stove on

>> No.11735684

>>11735601
I read that and thought of someone using the scouring side of a sponge on a nonstick pan after you've told them to just wipe it off with a wet sponge

>> No.11735760

>>11735235
it wasn't me.. I just steal the crushed red pepper

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>kitchen nigga seasoned my dishes again

>> No.11735783

>>11735235
>gf found my fig newton duffel bag

>> No.11735794

>Grocery store bard made fun of my shopping list again

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>blessed by the umami maven

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>cheese faggots are raping the eggs again

>> No.11735862

>>11735601
The ona hole sponge

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>Mom found the bike pump

>> No.11735887

>kitchen rapist is buggering dad again

>> No.11735893

Lady at restaurant recognizes me

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>throwing knives miss the watermelon

>> No.11735914

>>11735235
just go to the store and buy another jar, idiot

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>Bamboozled by Bespectacled Breakfast Bandit

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>wife’s son put empty ice cube tray back in freezer

>> No.11736230

>RA confronts me about drinking in the lobby again

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>>11735235
>snack stash is gone

>> No.11736258

>eating chocolate cake mix from a bowl with a spoon 'cause mom is passed out from benzos again

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>Wife's Black Bull found the Almond Milk. And now they both can't stop laughing at me. And I'm no longer allowed to watch.

>> No.11736270

The Sylmar Specimen ate my 12x12 again.

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>Forgot to make a new batch of iced tea before finishing the previous one
>have to wait 10hrs for tea that I want now dammit

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>>11736270
>the granada goblin drank all my rootbeer again

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>>11736272
>the northridge nigger ate all my granola bars again.

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>>11736277
>the fayetteville faggot ingested all my eggs again

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>>11736292
>The North Hills Nip ate all my Sushi again.

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>>11736293
>the Minnesota manlet drank all my monster energy again

>> No.11736396

>>11735387
lmao

>> No.11737206

>>11735496
God I fucking hate when that happens

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>my knives have dulled themselves again and my forks are conspiring against me