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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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Let's face it, she can't cook.
Should she be encouraged to keep trying or escorted off the premises in a straight jacket?

>> No.11789899

>>11789766
Still better than 99% of /ck/. She should also be encouraged, I know if I had whatever the fuck disease she had I'd just give up and kill myself.

>> No.11789903

something tells me this spastic bitch is doing the wobbly walk of shame quite a bit
get 'er outta here

>> No.11789905

>>11789766
Reminds me of my mom but my mom is sexier

>> No.11789909

>>11789766
can't wait for her to get fat and uglier now that she's engaged. she was a qtpie in her prime and her titties are outrageous.

>> No.11789910

She's getting married now. She won. It's over.

>> No.11789917

>>11789766
if you guys heard her voice, you wouldn't think she's so attractive lol. imagine listening to a slurred stutter all day. no thanks man, idc how nice her titties are.

>> No.11789919

>>11789766
https://youtu.be/7G4o-2lFWHc?t=435

her ass ain't got low-tone, thats for sure.

>> No.11789921
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>>11789766
this shit just makes her more attractive.

Meanwhile her male equivalent tried to hang himself but his hand was too shaky to tie a noose

>> No.11789925

>>11789766
It's pancakes, dude. that's cents worth of ingredients.
Really she should be making soups and stews... things that require more thought than mechanical motion. Even a mirepoix or soffrito could just be made in a food processor.

>> No.11789943

>>11789766
https://youtu.be/r-n5LzipfBE?t=281

Charrise is old enough to toke up in Colorado where she lives, what do you think she is like after her 3rd hit?

>> No.11789945

Considering how many ramen threads we have, pancakes are more effort than most of this board puts into cooking

>> No.11790295

This is extremely sad to watch. What the fuck.

>> No.11790374

>>11789766
I would pay top dollar for a hand job

>> No.11790397

>>11789925
As an epileptic the thought of her being in a kitchen makes me terrified and I feel so sorry for it's unbelievable. I'm not self-pitying I'm just saying how fucking dangerous shit has been for me alone. Shit must be hell for her never being able to control her muscles.

>> No.11790422

>>11790397
Can she control her bowel movements?
I sure hope not, I'd be her loving carer.

>> No.11790434

>>11790397
How easy is it for you to browse the internet? do you use the computer often?

>> No.11790445

>>11790434
Relatively often. But I take breaks and I'm on a 144hz monitor.

>> No.11790446

>>11790397
Dumb white knight. She's not going to fuck you

>> No.11790451

>>11790446
>feeling "sympathy" means you want something
How is China in January?

>> No.11790463

>>11790295
Cerebral palsy is a bitch. She's lucky she gets to enjoy dat dere sweet female privilege.

t. guy with cerebral palsy

>> No.11790472

>>11790446
Unbased.
Imagine if Cereball Pawsy and Epilectic Anon got it on thanks to /ck/!

>> No.11790626
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>>11789943
Shit's tight as fuck yo

>> No.11790634

>>11790446
Have you ever wondered why nobody likes you? Do you think it's everybody else's fault?

>> No.11790660

>>11789905
Do you have any pictures of your mom at the beach?

>> No.11790669

>>11789943
Fuck dudeweedlmao-tier stoners, but the people who made pot illegal even for medical purposes are burning in hell for their sins.

>> No.11790677

>>11790463
Your typing doesn't appear spastic. Do you have one of those voice to keystroke converters?

>> No.11790686

>>11789910
Amazing how fucking easy women have it. If this was a guy, he'd be doomed.

>> No.11790689

>>11790677
No, it's only my leg arm and leg. I can't do fine motor movements on that side. I'd say my left is running at 60% while my right is running at 100.

>> No.11790740

>>11790686
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nhuq1Hz22UA

Dude has a Japanese wife. What the fuck are you doing with your life

>> No.11790742

>>11790689
stay safe brother, im gay btw

>> No.11790760

>>11790689
>leg arm and leg
>leg arm
those are called arms

>> No.11790801

>>11790760
Meant left arm and leg.

>> No.11790811

>>11790446
Your parents screwed up badly

>> No.11791002

>>11789766
i want to protect her so much

>> No.11791075

>>11790689
That sucks but it could be worse. Keep it up bro

>> No.11791855

>>11789766
She's so adorable. I want to eat her pancakes and tell her she did a good job. How can a man not want to protect her?

>> No.11791861

>>11791855
There are no real men on /ck/

>> No.11791862

>>11790463
ever had a gf? Does your penis work?

>> No.11791872

>>11791855
It's useless, can't even do menial tasks by itself. Most definetely can't work and I doubt it can have kids too.
You're a cuck if you want to do anything but facefuck her and leave

>> No.11791920

>>11789909

>>can't wait for her to get fat

You'll be waiting a long, long time

She can't gain weight

>> No.11791944

>>11789766

She can probably give awesome handjobs with all her shaking

Sex would be like getting on on of those old coin operated motel beds, put your money in and hold on

Unless she removes her teeth blowjobs could be a death sentence.

Only 4'9", huge tits, squeaky voice, food stamps, housing voucher, full disability, a money making sex toy, not too bad and she has a thing for super beta males
Downside she had a retarded negro boyfriend when she lived in Alabama

>> No.11791962

>>11789919
Is she legit retarded?

>> No.11791966

>>11790626
yeh shit's hella cash, yo

>> No.11791980

>>11791962
No, she has cerebral palsy. It´s primarily a movement disorder.

>> No.11791998

>>11791980
Really did you hear her talk? Her voice sounds like she is a spat and apparently she enjoys carnival funhouses like a 4 year old. She might be a functional tardbut she's still at least partially a tard

>> No.11791999

>>11791075
Thanks, man.

>>11791862
Yes, yes. Yup, uncut too.

>> No.11792002

>>11790686
this

>> No.11792006

>>11791998
It's the nerve damage affecting her ability to speak.

>> No.11792010

>>11791998
Yeah, you use muscle to talk. They have poor muscle control so it can also affect speech. Nothing to do with their cognitive function.

>> No.11792038

>>11791944
I know you've heard this before but you're fucking creepy and messed up dude.

>> No.11792075

>>11789766
who is she

>> No.11792119

>>11792038

>>you're fucking creepy and messed up

Thanks
All the young boys tell me that

>> No.11792299

>>11790760
keked

>> No.11792353

>>11789766
Wha-what's for breakfast daaaad?

>> No.11792416

>>11792038
reddit

>> No.11792457

She's sweet. She isn't retarded or slow, not at all. Yes she likes girly thinks like Disney. She's still young and she doesn't have to work 9-5 and get demoralized. She's still child like.

Compare her to the regular vapid feminist of today and she is lovely in comparison.

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>>11790686
Dude, a chick doesn't even have to be good looking. Ugly chicks don't have confident issues because there are always more men willing to slide their way.

>> No.11792486

>>11790660
Yes, but I'm not going to dox myself.

>> No.11792613

>>11792486
Dang. Just post cropped feet pls.

>> No.11792620

>>11792038
This post is 10x as reddit as the redditspacing giga-nigger to whom you responded. Consider suicide.

>> No.11793080

>>11792480
The poroblem is that the girl OP posted is pretty cute, desu.

>> No.11793259

>>11790463
I love you, fren. You can do great things in this life, everything will be okay. Also, the spirit world is real, and after your physical body expires you enter an astral body which is free of your physical body's limitations. So don't fret my fren, you are awesome and will eventually even be free of your physical condition.

>> No.11793266

>>11790463
Love you, anon. Stay based, my friend.

>> No.11793884

>the shakey bitch with huge titties making pancakes video is literally five years old
I was there for her first /ck/ thread, and also the Cooking Alone inaugural thread. What am I doing with my life?

>> No.11793987

>>11793884
Idk, but I'd wager drinking a lot is involved.

>> No.11794214

>>11793884
Wasting it
Don’t forget you’re here forever

>> No.11794367

>>11793987
h-h-how did you know?

>>11794214
this is both accurate and depressing

>> No.11794890
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11794890

>>11792075
A disabled girl who does YouTube©® videos about living with disability. That's it. Her constant posting on here is down to lonely serial masturbators duping themselves into believing "all is not lost I could still end up pulling a hot spaz or something".

>> No.11795165

>>11790463
I aasjjskcullya hvae cserreevbbbfral palllsyy thisi annooon sisis llyyyiifnng

>> No.11795178

>>11794890
Just drop it. This is exactly how the cooking alone debacle started.
That poor girl pulled all her videos due to shitposters and retards harassing her.

>> No.11795179

>>11792480
it's so sad white men with good genetics are throwing their good genes in the trash by marrying and having children with browns

>> No.11795287

>>11792010
You don't have to explain yourself to a poster with a single digit IQ.

>> No.11795579

>>11795178
Fuck off dickhead
I was explaining who she was and why she's constantly being posted here.

>> No.11795651

>>11792416
>>11792620
He is right tho

>> No.11795676

>>11789766
I don't like how she's trying to sell herself with tits. She needs to get a comfy exoskeleton or a buddy that can help her out when things get too hard.

>> No.11795693

>>11795676
>I don't like how she's trying to sell herself with tits
I do

>> No.11795754

I thought she got dropped by /ck/ because her favorite restaurant is Olive Garden.

>> No.11795756

>>11795754
No, because she's engaged.

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>>11791872

>> No.11796077

>>11795179
>pasty, chubby toddler-man
>good genetics

He probably could have done better than the she-troll, but not by very much.

>> No.11797548

>>11790626
is that the kid from stranger things

>> No.11798109

>>11789766
I'd escort my cock right between those juicy tits and 'straight jack-it' right in her face, if you catch my drift.

>> No.11798283

>>11791944
Careful of a blowjob though. If the jaws lock no more co/ck.

>> No.11798622

>>11789766

Given strait jackets are restraints I don't think she'd need one.

>> No.11798794

>>11789766
Weird to think of those hands and arms wildly flailing and uncontrollably rubbing one out on my member. Have to say release would be imminent.

>> No.11798810

>>11789905
You're so lucky you got to wreck her cunt

>> No.11800302

>>11789766
who is this?

>> No.11801285

>>11789766
Shes literally married and you will never touch a boob.

Jokes on you OP.

>> No.11801597

>>11801285
I accidentally touched a boob before. jokes on you m8

>> No.11801611

>>11789766
Why does that dumb bitch move like that lmao??? Just do it the normal way and you won't have such a struggle.

What the fuck

>> No.11801612

>>11801611
it's literally just an act to get betabux from thirsty incels