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11796129 No.11796129 [Reply] [Original]

It basically is candy. The commercial was being misleading.

>> No.11796132

>>11796129
Their tagline is literally "it's candy....FOR BREAKFAST!"

>> No.11796134

>>11796129
If that's the case the commercial was rather accurate. It's Reese's for breakfast

>> No.11796136

So I met this girl who worked at Starbucks, and I worked up the courage to ask her on a date after a couple of conversations at the register. She was a month older than me but I didn't really care, she was fun to be around. So we took a walk along the beach, and we kissed in the pale moonlight, a full moon, it was really romantic. We started really getting into it, and she slowly unzipped my jeans, she reaches inside and starts kissing her way down my chest, she finally gets all the way down, looks up at me with the most seductive eyes I've ever seen and says "No thanks, I had Reese's for breakfast" and I'm like "No way, you had candy for breakfast?" She replies, "Not candy! Reese's puffs cereal!" So she sliiiiides me a bowl. I crunch into it and WHAM! My mouth goes crazy! That smooth combo of peanut butter and chocolate-y taste attacking my taste buds! She zips my pants back up and says "And it's part of this complete breakfast!"

>> No.11796155

>>11796132
It didn't say that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0xfw7Tz1BU

>>11796134
But Reese's is the brand though. It doesn't mean it has to be candy. They said it wasn't candy.

>> No.11796167

>>11796129
People that buy this shit for their kids are committing child abuse, change my mind.

>> No.11796172

REESE'S PUFFS, REESE'S PUFFS,
EAT EM UP, EAT EM UP
EAT EM UP, EAT EM UP

>> No.11796179

>>11796167
Is it animal abuse to buy treats for your pet?

>> No.11796182

>>11796167
t. hippy

>> No.11796196

>>11796167
What if I buy them for myself?

>> No.11796237
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11796237

Why do soyboys eat this shit?

>> No.11796377

>>11796129
It's nice if you're a kid. But cereal really is faggy and you Scottish be eating it.

>> No.11796412

>>11796377
dumb phoneposters

>> No.11796427

>>11796237
They’re especially prone to nostalgia.