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11821829 No.11821829 [Reply] [Original]

>go to /ck/
>see no webm thread
let's fix that

>> No.11821831
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>> No.11821839 [DELETED] 

I hope she does travelogue videos so we can watch a video of her getting gang raped in Johannesburg. I would pay to watch that video. This one, not so much. inb4 incel reee r9k. Stones in glass house.

>> No.11821844

>>11821829

Anyone have that webm of the instagram girl making a beyond meat burger? It's so annoying but I need to see it again.

>> No.11821848

>>11821839
Huh?

>> No.11821849
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>>11821829

Jesus Christ, Favreau

>> No.11821911

>>11821839
Are you alright?

>> No.11821917

>>11821835
why the fuk my pp hard

>> No.11821929

>>11821839
Huh?

>> No.11821930 [DELETED] 

>>11821835
Nice face and arms but the breasts are way too big. With normal sized breasts and a pixie cut she'd be a real cutie, 8/10 at least

>> No.11821944
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>> No.11821951
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>> No.11822275
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>>11821835
Did she eat it or...

>> No.11822294 [DELETED] 

>>11821951
How Britbongistanis imagine Italians to look

>> No.11822434

>>11822294
>defending ital*ans
shouldn't you be watching Goodfellas right about now, paisan?

>> No.11822447

>>11821951
I wonder how those actors felt when they realized the producers were casting on the basis of ugliness.

>> No.11822450

>>11821829
i hope she gets raped someday

>> No.11822548

>>11822450
I hope you get the help you need someday.

>> No.11822557

>>11822447
They usually post it upfront ""looking for ugly actor"

>> No.11822580

>>11821829
i wonder how long that makeup takes

>> No.11822588

>>11822294
looks right to me

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>> No.11822688

>>11821944
nuke mexico

>> No.11822714
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Does anyone have the curried eggs webm (aka the official food of the brapp barn)
pls it's very important.

>> No.11822721

>>11821839
Como?

>> No.11822736

>>11821831

Jesus christ... So many things about this make me very uncomfortable.

>> No.11822757

>>11821839
I get you anon. However I don’t think any Thots in their right minds travel to that shithole or any African countries in general

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>> No.11822770

>>11821829
>56%

>> No.11822771

>>11821835
If I watch this over and over while eating it feels like I'm having dinner with my qt Korean gf

>> No.11822776
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>>11822757

>> No.11822830

>>11822776
Based and AIDSpilled

>> No.11822959
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>>11821829

>> No.11822964

>>11821831
Granted, that lady isnt the best ambassador for the delicacy that is the devilled egg, but i have a few questions:

Why the *fuck* are those yolks green?

What kind of savage uses anything but dijon mustard, much less Frenchs yellow (which has its place, of course, but that place isnt in devilled eggs)?

What the *FUCK* is the pickle brine doing in devilled eggs?

>> No.11822968

>>11822959
Yuck. Why wouldn't the customer just open it himself?

>> No.11822987
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>>11822968
India...?

>> No.11823273

>>11822987
Please tell me this isn't for human consumption.

>> No.11823289

>>11823273
wahh wahh omg eating meat is so scary ewwwww

>> No.11823349

>>11823289
I hunt and fish, and know how to field dress and clean what I kill. The problem with that webm isn't the fact that it's meat, you dumb fuck.

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>>11821831
>wedding ring

>> No.11823395

>>11821951
Can Euros REALLY not chew with their mouths closed? Sure, sometimes a retard here doesn't, but not a single Euro ever seems to keep their disgusting traps closed

>> No.11823427

>>11822548
truly based response.

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>>11822714

>> No.11823549

>>11823392
based Matt Berry

>> No.11823574

>>11821829
Who is this?

>> No.11823594

>>11823392
You wanted to marry her?

>> No.11823679

>>11823574
filename

>> No.11823688
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>> No.11823698

>>11823688
Awful. The spices should be put in before the sauce, too.

>> No.11823714

>>11823679
Im on mobile, could you help a brother out?

>> No.11823718

>>11823714
Miranda Cosgrove

>> No.11823724

>>11823465
God damn I love Rick Stein.

>> No.11823740

>>11823718
Thank you anon

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>>11823718
>coddling a phoneposter
Stop that

>> No.11823836

>>11821835
I want to knock her teeth out

>> No.11823848

>>11822771
Fuck I feel so lonely man...

>> No.11823857

>>11823688
I can see this being eaten in a mukbang

>> No.11823903
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>> No.11823906

>>11823903
How does all of eggs out cook stained shirt high heat?

>> No.11823915

>>11821831
more like the devil himselfs eggs

>> No.11823931

>>11823836
>>11823848
Obvious samefag.

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>> No.11823939

>>11821831
>green tint

'Oh did you add Wasabi?

>> No.11823947

>>11821829
Imagine the shit.

>> No.11823956
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>>11823903
Hey, w-where'd he go?!

>> No.11823960

>>11821835
What did she look like before all the surgery? She's at least 50% plastic from the tits up

>> No.11823962

>>11822714
god I hate that woman and the way her mouth moves

>> No.11823966

>>11822964
>Why the *fuck* are those yolks green?
Because she overcooked them. My mom does this, they taste and smell like sulfur.

>> No.11824286

>>11823903
But how does he get out?

>> No.11824308

>>11821951
Is this Gummo 2?

>> No.11824324
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>>11823395
>american
>judges others for not keeping their trap closed
kek

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>>11822776
>yfw this tweet ruined her life and she was making a joke about conservatives and people misinterpreted it

>> No.11824352

>>11823395
Imagine thinking that comedy from last century is source of knowlegde
Truly american

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>>11823962

>> No.11824451

>>11821835
JUST FUCKING EAT IT YOU STUPID BITCH!!!

>> No.11824464

>>11821829
>tfw no spic gf with braids and weird gang tattoos

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>>11823938

>> No.11824495

>>11824439
My blood pressure!

>> No.11824556

>>11822959
Fuck off, we already have an egg god

>> No.11824559

>>11823938
If you watch closely you can see he's only tasting from the ladle instead of he pot when he adds the salt.

>> No.11824616

>>11824439
Wonder what the maintenance costs are for those pieces of machinery. Salt is fucking awful for metal.

>> No.11824653

>>11822601
>Watch the whole thing
>It's ponyshit

>> No.11824655

>>11824324
>>11824352
>Filthy subhumans that spill their toxic "food" all over themselves as they eat.
P A T H E T I C

>> No.11824667

>>11823714
Megan McCullom is the filename

>> No.11824731

>>11824616
Never thought of that. I know they slap sacrificial anodes on ships, but I'd be curious if they have to do anything special with that equipment.

>> No.11824747

>>11823688
Two weren't enough

>> No.11824786

>>11822714
They did the mash
They did the monster mash

>> No.11824929

>>11821849
Really. Who fucking does this? Your bread will burn before the cheese melts if you cook each slice separately

>> No.11825028

>>11822548
Truth and counselingpilled

>> No.11825126

>>11824929
Not if you use oil, dipshit.

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>>11823903
Our king

>> No.11825133
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>>11824335
life comes at you fast

>> No.11825136

>>11824616
They're made out of wood.

>> No.11825137

>>11821835
She's hot as fuck but I'm getting unreasonably angry by how fucking retarded she's acting. Are gooks really this fucking retarded? She can't even do a thumbs-up properly.

>> No.11825140

>>11821849
>>11824929
He made it the exact same way Roy Choi demonstrated for him.

>> No.11825152

>>11822548
I don't need any help you stupid faggot

>> No.11825217

>>11824335
and then she was raped by black aids ridden monkeys

>> No.11825229

>>11823289
Have fun eating the digested shit of the fish

>> No.11825234
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>>11822714
here ya go

>> No.11825239

>>11825229
>digested shit
Shit by definition is digested.
Retard.

>> No.11825244

>>11822959
How did he get out?

>> No.11825246

>>11823714
Tab underneath the thumbnail

>> No.11825249

>>11825136
ur made out of wood, u fuck

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>> No.11825291

>>11825284
I'm kind of interested in eating this. Is it from Mexico or what?

>> No.11825294 [DELETED] 

>>11825284
>Brown "people"

>> No.11825299

>>11825284
I kept waiting for him to put some ting on it.

>> No.11825302

>>11825291
Brazil
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-e5gTx1fVU4

>> No.11825308

>>11825302
>he uses garbage on the fire
Fuck this shit, not interested anymore.

>> No.11825317

>>11825308
It's not garbage. It's only wood and cardboard used for the oven.

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>>11823903

>> No.11825377

>>11825137
Based tard rage chan. That wasn't a thumbs up, she was making a heart with her fingers.

>> No.11825379

dont post this slut ever again

>> No.11825406

>>11823273
na its for niggers

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>>11821835
JUST FUCKING EAT IT ALREADY

>> No.11825440

>>11821835
>you'll never have this experience in life
Why live

>> No.11825463

>>11825377
Like fuck she was, I don't know what she was trying to do but it wasn't a fucking heart.

>> No.11825472

>>11825463
See: https://www.koreaboo.com/stories/true-origin-koreas-popular-finger-heart-trend/

It's dumb but that's what Korean insectoids are doing. Funnily enough, some Muslim Malaysians thought it was a Christian cross and made social media posts about how no Muslim should make that hand sign.

>> No.11825500

>>11825472
I take it back, it looks fuck all like a heart but you learn something new every day.

>> No.11825573

KOREANS ARE DISGUSTING FILTH

>> No.11825667

>>11825440
what experience ?
being an insta thot ?

>> No.11825687

>>11822762
Why is the Brownie Batter doughy?

>> No.11825701

>>11822757
I know a cute innocent white girl who went to south africa on vacation and her group abandoned her in a bad part of town as a “prank”. She got gang raped in broad daylight almost immediately. Wouldn’t know it from talking to her, she still seems sweet and innocent but her butt hole could probably hold a few beer cans...

>> No.11825825

>>11825701
I live in South Africa and I don't have a single close friend (male or female) who hasn't been raped or molested in some way

>> No.11825831

>>11825825
Has it ever happened to you? Please be as detailed as possible

>> No.11825839
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>> No.11825840

>>11825831
Yes
No

>> No.11825847

>>11825839
Good god look how long it takes for the poor fucking thing to die

>> No.11825857

>>11825840
don’t be a jerk, I want to fap over your suffering

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>>11821835
JUST EAT IT ALREADY YOU FUCKING HOG

>> No.11825893

>>11825839
Jesus fucking Christ, did they kill the poor thing by beating its head in with the backside of a hatchet?

>> No.11825912

>>11825893
>>11825847

Its an animal you flimsy cunts
They dont even think about shit

>> No.11825920

>>11825912
There are far fewer of them than there are human individuals of the kind shown in the video.

>> No.11825934

>>11821829
She's not really even attractive to me but I have a strange urge to ram one up her shithole.

>> No.11825946

>>11825912
They experience pain, you unfeeling cunt.

>> No.11825950

>>11825839
yet another reason to hate niggers

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>>11823688
vile

>> No.11826086

>>11821930
What is wrong with you?

>> No.11826088

>>11825342
Is this loss?

>> No.11826193

Does anyone have the clip or episode of cooking with Jack where a fly falls into his recipe and he doesn't notice and keeps stirring it in

>> No.11826206

>>11825137
She's obviously posing for a photo shoot. Who's the retard now?

>> No.11826250

>>11824929
>What is heat control?

>> No.11826253

>>11823903
>file name
Good job, anon

>> No.11826277

>>11825934
yes how strange that you want to have sex with an attractive female

>> No.11826628

>>11824929
>t. no heat control brainlet who burns his eggs

>> No.11826666

>>11821829
>haha let's rewatch the same shit as always all over again

>> No.11826680

>>11825946
*citation needed*

>> No.11826689

>>11824929
every restaurant cooks grilled cheese like this. you must be a real mongoloid.

>> No.11826697

>>11825893
Most humane methods of slaughter involve beating in the head in some manner.

>> No.11826701

>>11826697
*cutting the throat while facing Mecca

>> No.11826704

>>11821849
this movie didn't need to exist... i fucking hated it. it was like watching the part of Chopped where they introduce the contestants, but it never ended

>> No.11826706

>>11822601
Wish I'd have offed myself before watching this

>> No.11826745

>>11825234
unbased wrong filename poster

>> No.11826753

>>11826745
based "based ______ poster" poster

>> No.11826776

>>11825284
>tfw found this and posted it here first
and it's still fucking disgusting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-e5gTx1fVU4

>> No.11826794

>>11825284
does he put corn on it?
we should just give south america to china and call it a day

>> No.11826808

>>11826794
>does he put corn on it?
japan does it too, maybe it's good. also it's not mayo he's putting on the pizza but catupiry.

the only actual problem i see with the video is burning cardboard as fuel for the oven, but the pizza itself looked ok.

>> No.11826812

>>11825152

You need therapy.

>> No.11826816

>>11823465
Eternal best boy Stein.

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>>11826812
>You need therapy.
That's what a doctor told me I should go do a few years ago. I think I need a new life.

>> No.11826886 [DELETED] 

>>11826794
>we should just give south america to china and call it a day

Too late. We already own Venezuela, Columbia, & most of Argentinas oil resources, and eventually Brazil is next.

>> No.11827041
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Is this recipe sound?

I want to try it, but first I want to know if there are any glaring mistakes in it.

Also, I don't have chickpeas and was going to sub them out with some beans. Any ideas on a good choice there?

>> No.11827070

>>11825839
monsters

>> No.11827243

>>11825284
Do Americans really do this?

>> No.11827281

>>11826086
Pedophile.

>> No.11827314

>>11823903
where do the eggs go after he closes up shop?

>> No.11827337

>>11827041

>literally frying some veg and adding store bought paste

Yeah it's sound. Any beans will work because they clearly don't give a shit about any consistency with the ingredients.

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>>11825847
>>11825893
>>11825950
>>11827070

>> No.11827406

>>11825839
"Did you enjoy the video?"

>> No.11827486

>>11821829
>>11821944
This is why we need the wall. Latin-x's are fucking savages.

>>11822959
What the fuck. That is so unsanitary.

>>11823938
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

>> No.11827633

>>11821839
Mental illness

>> No.11827651

>>11824439
>mental state of average /v/igger.webm

>> No.11827691 [DELETED] 

>>11824335
>they misinterpreted it
what happened is libfaggots have their heads so far up their own asses, they are out of touch with reality and how others perceive them. Libniggers are notoriously not self-aware, hence the NPC meme.

>> No.11827709

>>11823836
me too desu

>> No.11827745

>>11824747
>>11823688
This is Tasty's branch in Japan, blame the americas

>> No.11827778
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>>11825284
>that first throw that put a hole into the dough
LMAO I'm howling

>> No.11827801

>>11823903
How does he guqw; puu s uss

>> No.11827840

>>11822959
I love a little poo on my eggs too.

>> No.11828186

>>11821831
>green eggs and hambeast

>> No.11828250

>>11822762
>quesadilla
>puts cheese in the middle

of course they do, fucking california buzzfeed zoomers.

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>> No.11828419

>>11823395
What? Almost every person in the webm keeps their mouth closed.

>> No.11828457

>>11827041
>Is this recipe sound?
No, it's video.

>> No.11828465
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>> No.11828473

>>11822557
Well, they clearly picked the nicest-looking applicants out of the bunch, because most of them just look plain and dull.

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>>11824439
You call that a mountain of salt?

>> No.11828566

>>11828465
That dude's dick is amazing

>> No.11828575

>>11827357
And America made this dumb cunt a millionaire

>> No.11828580

>>11828250
where is the cheese supposed to go, amigo

>> No.11828581

>>11828566
Slaanesh is fucking scary sometimes.

>> No.11828604

>>11821829

fuck people who chew with their mouths open obnoxiously like that. also double fuck her for talking with her mouth full. dumb spic I hope she falls in a hole and dies

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>> No.11828654

>>11828419
>Euros consider their mouths flopping with food spilling everywhere "closed"

Holy shit

>> No.11828666

>>11821849
Way too much cheese

>> No.11828668

>>11821849
grilled cheese is not food. prove me wrong.

>> No.11828669

>>11823688
Aren't all Japanese people lactose intolerant, I feel like this would kill them.

>> No.11828674

>>11823289
Fucking food poisoning from fish is you cunt.

>> No.11828687

>>11828580
quesadillas don't have cheese, gringo

>> No.11828688

>>11828668
Then what is it brainlet? If you gain nutrients from it and digest it then it is food no matter how you try to spin it.

>> No.11828694

>>11824286
>>11827314
he doesn't leave until all the eggs are gone

>> No.11828696

>>11828687
oh ok

>> No.11828828

>>11823903
>surly king of reddit

>> No.11828890

>>11828687
Well baited Hombre.

>> No.11828984

>>11828687
fuck off, you fucking disgusting chilango subhuman.

>> No.11829057

>>11825317
yeah the white paper on the outside of the cardboard box, no way that has bleach in it that'll get in the food.

>> No.11829067

>>11828540
how does he get down from there?

>> No.11829385

>>11821829
Dont use the seek bar on this webm

>> No.11829403

>>11828540
Crikey.

>> No.11829405

>>11829067
he has to cook all the salt, bro

>> No.11829480

>>11828644
>filename
you can't kill or even match the egg king anon

>> No.11829502

>>11828644
But How does he get out without breaking the fish????

>> No.11829629

>>11823903
THERE IS NO EGGSCAPE

>> No.11829641
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11829641

>>11823938
fake and gay!

>> No.11829872

>>11828575
America values "spunk" (backstabbing and/or getting on the casting couch) over intelligence or talent

>> No.11829879

>>11828292
jack jr is kinda based, he dosnt come off as a total idiot like his farther

>> No.11829934

>>11821835
I have fantasies of beating a pretty asian woman's face into a bloody pulp

>> No.11830097

>>11822959
Can you imagine being in a first world country and seeing a goblin man on a street corner peddling boiled eggs

>> No.11830172

>>11827243
That man is Portuguese

>> No.11830175

>>11830172
He's brazilian.

>> No.11830390

>>11823688
Wow, molten cheese

>> No.11830408

>>11821951
>.
Do you hide this and only call it up for webm threads?

>> No.11830489

>>11828669
Cheese has no lactose in it, you idiot.

>> No.11830526

>>11822959
the gut flora of poo in the loo people never ceases to amaze me

>> No.11830561

>>11828687
No.

That's spanish for "no".

>> No.11830591
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11830591

>> No.11830638

>>11825342
is this loss

>> No.11830653

>>11825912
Unironically blow your fucking brains out you mong

>> No.11830677
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11830677

Someone post the pet turtle, being fed a chili pepper.

>> No.11830765

>>11821951
Incase anyone was confused, they poisoned him
t.seen the movie

>> No.11830844
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11830844

>>11821849

>> No.11831095

>>11822762
I hope the decline of buzzfeed continues.

>> No.11831117

>>11830097
I wish they would. It wold be a much better energy boost on the go than hot dogs.

>> No.11831251

>>11821849
Has anyone seen Chef?

>> No.11831288

>>11830489
get a load of this retard

>> No.11831327

>>11831288
The lactose in dairy gets removed during the manufacturing process of cheese. Fuck off.

>> No.11831345

>>11828292
>You will never have fun lighthearted bonding moments like this with a loving father

>> No.11831355

>>11831327
>cmon! just eat the pasta, there's not even any lactose in it!

>> No.11831373
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11831373

>>11825950
you're acting like its just black people doing this.
stop being such an idiot and think.

>> No.11831396

>>11831373
/pol/dditors exorcising free thought ahhahahahha lmfao lmfao good joke mate

>> No.11831399 [DELETED] 

>>11825950
>niggers
Look like Abos to me. Not that it makes much difference.

>> No.11831400 [DELETED] 

>>11831373
> nigger apologist

Back to /pol/ you go, faggot

>> No.11831404

>>11822968
to be fair, the other guy probably has just as much poo on his hands

>> No.11831409

>>11831327
not all cheese
you're thinking yogurt

>> No.11831426

>>11828687
Subtle yet incredible bait, I'll have to give it to ya

>> No.11831482
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11831482

>>11823903
how does egg?

>> No.11831602

>>11823903
Shell cracked, yolk spilled, blade of the failed west, out break get eggs?

>> No.11831752

>>11821829
>>11821835
god i hate women

>> No.11831820

>>11831752
me too, no homo

>> No.11831840

>>11828687
>t. chilango

>> No.11831867
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11831867

>>11828687
que?

>> No.11831905

>>11821951
OMG are they fixing to eat that baby on the back table!?

>> No.11831910

>>11823960
better

>> No.11831932

>>11831910
I guess we'll never know, anon. Maybe she sawed off half her jaw like many Korean gals

>> No.11832012

>>11831752
>>11831820
>t. homos
inb4 "muh white knight fedora guy XD": stating they look retarded is one thing, but hating people is in some level of psychopathy

>> No.11832030

>>11828540
Rain

>> No.11832311
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11832311

>>11828186
holy shit

>> No.11832977
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>> No.11833132

>>11832977
why does that ground beef look like cat food

>> No.11833147

>>11821835
Why women(esp. Asian women) fell the urgency to act cute?
Does making that weird hand and mouth expression makes them attractable?

>> No.11833150

>>11833147
^attractive

>> No.11833159

>>11833147
She's a model. She's posing for promotional shots. That's her job.

>> No.11833170
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11833170

>>11828186

>> No.11833205

>>11833159
I see.
Thanks for trying to make it clear.

>> No.11833290

>>11829879
He looks like he's lost weight. He used to be as much of a lard ass as his dad.

>> No.11833298

>>11822959
how does he get out without breaking

all

of

the

e
g
g
s

>> No.11833313

>>11821831
I want to fuck her in the chin fat

>> No.11833325

>>11829641
>>11823938
/r/scriptedasiangifs

>> No.11833368

>>11829385
Lmao

>> No.11833549

>>11829385
what the fuck

>> No.11833557

>>11828473
Hollywood-ugly, man. People with below average looks tend not to go into acting, let alone get very far in their careers. Compare the source material with the casting every time there's a biopic.

>> No.11833567

>>11821849
bare hands touching all that cheese, I wanna gag

>> No.11833574

>>11822762
so glad bu**feed is circling the bowl

>> No.11833590

>>11833147
well why do men feel the need to compete with each other?
it's just what it is

>> No.11833598

>>11833590
Boys feel the need to compete. Men don't feel like they have anything to prove and simply cooperate.

>> No.11833602

>>11833132
it's $1 slurry from a american dollar store

>> No.11833749 [DELETED] 

>>11831373
>>11831396
Based reddit tranny cucks

>> No.11833778

>>11823688
>Litteraly more "cheese" than pasta
how the fuck

>> No.11833781

>>11832977
In the video he basically says that the meat is garbage tier and that's why he's trying it

Half of the "meat" is basically water

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11833883

Åh nej.... Nejnejnejjjjjjjjj....

>> No.11833922

>>11823903
how do eggs get out of him?

>> No.11834108

>>11833598
Christ I wish that were universally true. Constant fucking pissing contests.

>> No.11834120

>>11821831
>she over cooks her boiled eggs
fucking pleb

>> No.11834121
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11834121

>>11823903
eggcellent webm

>> No.11834124

>>11832977
I don't get it. He doesn't show how the meat gets inside the bread wad. Anyone have the link to the full video, or the complete recipe? I want my mom to make it for me, but she needs to have all of the steps.

>> No.11834152

>>11823938
Is he drunk?

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11834156

>>11822959
I don't see the poo

>> No.11834158

>>11822548
Based and truthpilled

>> No.11834174

>>11822762
Learn to code you fucking waste of oxygen

>> No.11834208

>>11821829
Imagine how many cocks would fit in that mouth

>> No.11834228
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11834228

>>11834208
Just imagine the STDs thot have.

>> No.11834368

>>11821829
These threads are best on /wsg/ where there's sound and bigger file sizes allowed.

>> No.11834415

>>11823714
>mobile
>not using Clover
why, anon?

>> No.11834425

>>11834228

What the fuck is happening here

>> No.11834439
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11834439

>>11834425
Muscle spasms in very freshly killed meat.

>> No.11834456

>>11828465
I wonder how many people before him cut their hands off with that thing.

>> No.11834472

>>11832977
god i hate americans

>> No.11834491

>>11822447
They knew.

Casting companies are strangely upfront about that stuff.

>> No.11834506

>>11834121
just fucking eat lasagna, what the fuck is the point

>> No.11834509

>>11821849

>500 calories in a tiny sandwich

jesus.

>> No.11834516

>>11821951
name of the movie?

>> No.11834530

>>11828644
It's like watching cavemen discover sharp rocks for the first time.
How are they this bad at something?

>> No.11834609

>>11834228
That's fucking incredible.

>> No.11834904

>>11834415
Omnichan is better except passes are fucked right now.

>> No.11834990

>>11829385
>>11833368
>>11833549
I don't get it. What is weird about it?

>> No.11834998

>>11834506
No shit. This abomination offers nothing over lasagna, except it takes 5 times longer to prepare. I mean, that's just one of the many great things about lasagna: except for cooking the noodles, if you spend more than 3 minutes putting it together, you're fucking up.

>> No.11835003

>>11834121

This actually makes me mad. Why the fuck do people do this shit?

>> No.11835008
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11835008

>>11834990
It causes a ripple in the Matrix(tm).

>> No.11835039

>>11833749
Down the road, not across the street.

>> No.11835048

>>11835008
Works In My Browser

>> No.11835053

>>11821944
Why do Mexicand believe that more is better? Is it because of how poor they are?

>> No.11835104

>>11834368
True, but the thread on /wsg/ just got gutted for no apparent reason.

>> No.11835132

>>11821944
Jesus fucking christ american

>> No.11835143

>>11835132
>>11821944
>>11825284
yall know most of the dumb over excessive stuff like this is from some third world latin country or a hispanic dump in america right?

mexico is the fattest fucking country in the world and while americans arent the skinniest, hispanics skew obesity levels extraordinarily

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11835423

>>11821829

>> No.11835463

>>11835423
what the actual fuck is that mess?

>> No.11835552

>>11835463
it's their culture, bigot

>> No.11835725

>>11821829
dios mio

>> No.11835805

>>11835552
toastatas and tamales are their culture. That looks like a glop of garbage. I used to know a latino guy, ad he always made beautiful looking food.

>> No.11835814

>>11835463
I couldn't see, I was too busy being captivated by her cute smile like an unwashed incel.

>> No.11835845

>>11823465
I see this getting posted and memed in every webm thread. Is there something wrong with it that I'm not noticing? It looks pretty good.

>> No.11835853

>>11823688
I physically gagged

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11835864

>>11825839
NOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.11835948

>>11835814
Dude bro, shes working. Shes supposed to look warm and welcoming. Deep down should could be the most cruel, hateful person in the world. Dont get all stupid when you a smiling girl, because most of them arent smiling when nobody is looking.
Stop caring about females, it'll make them notice you.

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11835954

>>11835948

>> No.11836134

>>11835954
>get distracted by cute female
>be blinded by her smile
>accidentally walk directly into her chad boyfriend
>she didnt even notice
>wash rinse repeat

Just sayin bro.

>> No.11836203

>>11834121
That isn't a quiche

>> No.11836834
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11836834

>>11825137
>She can't even do a thumbs-up properly.

>> No.11836962

>>11830097
>What are food vendors.

>> No.11837027
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11837027

>>11832977
>WAAAALAAAA!!!!!

>> No.11837043

>>11835423
that's a qt spicess though

>> No.11837434
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11837434

>>11825847
It can take a good hour or more for a decent sized turtle to quit kicking after you take its head off. Alligators are the same way. Bullfrogs, too.
I think it has something to do with their brains being so primitive that a lot of their motor control and reflexes are wrapped up in their spinal column.
But what do I know I eat turtles.

>> No.11837454

>>11828644
pretty tiny swordfish

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