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Today I went to Stop & Shop and bought
1lb Butter
1 Old Spice Deodorant stick
& $5 back
The nice Grandmotherly cashier looked confused but nonetheless was very pleasant.

I'm gonna be making Cannabutter.

>> No.11841518

DUDE

>> No.11841523

WEED

>> No.11841524

>>11841491
Ha ha bake some Scooby snacks

>> No.11841636

>>11841524
It's my first time making it so we'll see what we make.

I'm using 7 grams or a quarter. I have a med card so the bud I'm using is 27.35% THC Total.

26.8% THC-A

>> No.11841657

DUDE WEED

>> No.11841675

>>11841657

Why do you keep shouting this?

>> No.11841677

>>11841636
That might end up pretty weak - maybe you're not using the whole pound of butter tho. I also usually use coconut oil so idk how that changes things

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>>11841491

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>>11841675
All you stoner faggots are degenerate and should expect it

>> No.11841696

>>11841636
Decarb the weed first makes it way stronger. and be sure to put a half inch of water in the pan with the butter or the butter will stick to the weed when you strain it

>> No.11841700

>>11841677
Nah, not using the whole pound. Just what was there.

I don't think much to it. I decarb it first. Then melt the butter with some water and add weed.

It's fat soluble so the water will separate after fridging it.

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>>11841491

>> No.11841716

>>11841709
I know right man.

>> No.11841739

Melt the butter
Add the (ground) weed
Simmer at the lowest you can go for 40 min or so

Put the whole thing in a tubbaware overnight

Next day, reheat same way. When it's liquified, strain itb put it back in the fridge until next day...

Now you have radioactive butter

I think the best ratio is 1 stick to an 1/8 but it will taste very strong (1lb to oz seems to ring a bell too)

>> No.11841746

>>11841709
>defense goes down
jesus how will I protect myself from attacks?

>> No.11841750

>>11841746
Hopefully you die from the common cold

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>>11841696
>>11841739
I was looking at this

https://www.leafly.com/news/lifestyle/recipe-how-to-make-basic-cannabutter

>> No.11841765

>>11841750
Weed cures cancer dude you can't get sick on weed it's natural

>> No.11841772

>>11841693
>Whoa, I found degeneracy on a forum famous for it! How disgusting
Have you considered suicide?

>> No.11841803

>>11841693
Says the degenerate posting underage anime girls

>> No.11841812

>>11841709
>defense goes down
Goot thing I'm 3k attack beater with battle and card effect immunity. :^)

>> No.11841830

>>11841761
that recipe is perfect. I recommend making blueberry muffin loafs or banana bread

>> No.11841842

>>11841765
Mushrooms are natural too but they can still make you sick you retard.

>> No.11841881

>>11841830
Thanks and yeah I'm gonna be following that. I'm gonna do it tomorrow prolly though unless I feel motivated enough a little later on.

I plan to keep updating this as it goes.

>> No.11841925

>>11841491
I'm confused. Do you degenerates use the deodorant stick to flavor the so called cannabutter? Or is the deodorant just part of the story to show you're a genuine stoner who doesn't shower often enough and uses deodorant instead?

>> No.11842047

>>11841842
Yeah sick ass trips bro

>> No.11842051

>>11841842
If you take an SSRI (Prozac and friends, ideally Lexapro) when you want to stop tripping, you will, with no side effects or sedation. Just stops you from hallucinating any longer.

>> No.11842105

>>11841761
>>11841739
It's in the oven at 240 right now.

>> No.11842115

>>11841491
>& $5 back
I'm confused. did you pay with a dime bag and she gave you 5 bucks back?

>> No.11842123

>>11842115
you get money from the cashier instead of going to an ATM and paying the fee

>> No.11842128

>>11841761
The whole fucking thing wrong with that is 'LEAFLY'

For instance, the very first sentence in that article has a huge grammatical error that just irritates me.

Second, what the fuck is a cup of butter? These guys are cooks?

>> No.11842136

>>11842123
oh yeah I do that too. I thought maybe you were a super couponer

>> No.11842143

>>11842128
But anyway, just follow the above instructions. I learned how to make cannabutter (using the internet) long before that shitsite existed.

>> No.11842145

>>11842128
>what the fuck is a cup of butter
half a pound or two stick
what the fuck you're on a cooking and fast food board, you should know this already

>> No.11842168

>>11842145
What cooking book do you have that calls for cups of butter?

Everything says sticks (which is a 1/4) or by pound. There is no other way.

>> No.11842198

>>11842168
You really are an idiot aren't you?

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HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH

>> No.11842280

>>11841842
The natural ones won't make you sick

>> No.11842285

I'm not going to forget 'cup of butter' that easily

>> No.11842482

Alrighty. We have our bud, butter, water simmering right now. I just went to check it, forgot to take a pic. Will next time.

>> No.11842519

DUDE

>> No.11842525

WEED

>> No.11842591

>>11841491
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE

>> No.11842873

Ok my bad. It's in the fridge now. When I go back down for a cig I'll take a pic.

It's pretty fucking green though I gotta say.

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Some impurities but back to the fridge! It's already solidifying

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Side View

>> No.11843090

>>11841491
Old Spice is owned by Proctor and Gamble, don’t buy it

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>>11841491
That butter showed me it's tits once.

>> No.11843125

>>11841491
>stop n shop
coulda saved a buck at market basket

>> No.11843127

>>11843090
mayocide can't come fast enough for you fragile white men.

>> No.11843130

DUDE
U
D
E

>> No.11843149

>>11841675
Dude, weed?

>> No.11843152

>>11843125
Stop n Shop was right near the dispensary.

>>11843090
Too late. My B.

>>11843130
I'm actually glad now you're still sticking around my man.


The butter is still in the fridge. Fridge is set at 35 Fahrenheit.

>> No.11843854

>>11843090
Haha triggered

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>>11841709
Warm memo: Most scholarly articles were produced with minimalistic controls (specifically, nutrition). Even vitamin C is evidenced as non-effective for QoL at 5x the RDA (300mg), but (though with no inbetween, for min-maxing) effective of 15g. Even small animals are producing 10+ g(!)/day. … Another is the availability of omega 3s, or potassium.

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>> No.11844683

Good morning everyone. After letting it sit overnight, it's nice and solid and I just used some on a leftover biscuit from dinner.

Never made butter before so I only cut off a bit from my block. Cell was upstairs charging, I'll take a pic when I go back down to take the dogs out.

>> No.11844724

>>11841709
>The Munchies
how does the munchies involve the female reproductive system as indicated by this diagram?

>> No.11844761

>>11841491
i had a beavis and butt-head comic book that showed you how to cut out the knees and put it on her tits so it looks like she has tits