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How can other countries even compete against german baking crafts? I bet your cuntry don't even have a decent Brezel or Streuselschnecke, you're probably never tasted something good bro.

>> No.11877658

>>11877545
Why would anyone care about your stupid opinions

KYS

>> No.11877662

Why would a non-German country have German food when they have their own shit?

>> No.11877677

>>11877545
>cake-stuff
garbage food m8
stick with regular wholesome bread.

>> No.11877681
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>>11877545
>Dry flakey pastry
>Not even made in the buttery french style
No wonder you guys lost the war so hard your leader shot himself then you continue to get raped by north African invaders, talk to me when you can make a proper scone for tea

>> No.11877716

>>11877545
>Streuseltaler
>Berliner
>whole fucking wall of bread behind the cashier
Even the smallest little bakery has proper bread and baked goods. Love this shit.

>> No.11877832
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>>11877681
Are you blind, the whole bakery counter is full with buttery biscuits stuff.

>>11877662
You will never know what a Schweineohr mit Schokoglasur will taste like, sad existence, anon.

>>11877716
A man of taste, i see.

>> No.11877843

>>11877545
>running out of breath while trying to say Streuselschnecke
fucking krauts
>>11877681
based
>>11877832
>>>/reddit/

>> No.11877895

>>11877681
Hey at least we tried
Also, you must admit that german bakery is up there with the best
I always miss actual bread
Dark and full of seeds like those migrants you speak of

>> No.11877908

>>11877662
Why would a non german country have german quality industry when they have their own stuff?

A lack of know-how, i suppose?

>> No.11877918

French baking BTFOs German in every conceivable way lmao

t. Brit

>> No.11877922
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>>11877832
>huge, crude, bread-style cakes
>all drowned in glaze
>no refinement, no crisp

fuck outta here Hans

>> No.11877950

>>11877918
Pictured : Nigel beating Hans up by using Pierre as a stick

>> No.11877952

>>11877545
Idk about pastries but I suspect krauts just copied the french because the german barbarians didn't even have bread before their roman conquerors introduced it to them. The entire german baking tradition derives from the southern europeans. So much for aryan superiority, lol!

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11877989

Alright frog here, meme us all you want about our food, but no one can compete with French baking.

>> No.11878025

>a fellow freiburger
Wie klein die Welt ist.

>> No.11878037

>>11877952
Sushi isn't of Japanese origin. Burgers aren't American. Döner Kebabs aren't Turkish. Etc etc.

It's not about where it came from first but who did it best Anon.

>> No.11878042

>>11877545
Vennoiserie is good stuff, but where German baking superiority really shines is in straight up breads, especially those leaning toward wholegrain and rye.

>> No.11878072

>>11877989
The chinese bao shops are better than french.

>> No.11878074
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11878074

>>11877922
Fuck macarons or croissants, only one hour now until end of work and weekend, nothing better than a nice Streuselschnecke or Puddingschnecke awaiting you at home after work. French baking stuff is about being sweet and cute, germans are all about the real sugary stuff.

>inb4 crumble cake with sugarcoating and pudding stuffing

>> No.11878174

>>11877545
> how can countries even com..
This shit is basically sold at every supermarket in my country around.
This isn't special, it's merely okay and suffices as a unhealthy lunch substitute.

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>>11878074
t. fat pleb

>> No.11879635

>>11877716

More like: even the smallest little bakery has shitty bread and overpriced sticky glucose-cakes. Love this shit.

>> No.11879672

>>11877545
>german
stopped reading there

>> No.11880872

What's it like being inferior to Austria

>> No.11880886
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>>11877545
Wake up to reality. We fucking Danes invented that shit.

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11882379

I like all kinds of pastries