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Anonymous Sat Feb 9 17:55:46 2019 No.11884648 [Reply] [Original]

>that first sip

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 9 18:02:09 2019 No.11884678 I would marry her and make her totally dependent on my love.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 9 18:02:17 2019 No.11884680 >>11884648 I do really enjoy that first sip of booze and that nice warm feeling it gives my stomach.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 9 18:11:23 2019 No.11884721 File: 28 KB, 800x450, e02e5ffb5f980cd8262cf7f0ae00a4a9_press-x-to-doubt-memes-memesuper-la-noire-doubt-meme_419-238.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 9 18:40:19 2019 No.11884873 >>11884648 >me trying to get through life

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 9 18:42:00 2019 No.11884879 >>11884648 what is this from

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 9 18:44:00 2019 No.11884890 >>11884648 I've done this with a baby bottle. You actually drink less because it's so fucking slow to get out unless you cut the nipple larger.

Anonymous Sat Feb 9 18:46:29 2019 No.11884897

>>11884680
Do you also enjoy the first sip of chemo in 15 years when you have stomach cancer, mouth cancer, increased risk of diabetes, liver disease, kidney disease, and heart disease, urinary infection, stroke, high blood pressure, brain damage, not to mention the slew of mental illness such as lack of awareness, foggy memory, depression, anger, loss of family, friends, spouses, and probably your career? Do you, dumb bitch?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 9 18:48:40 2019 No.11884904 >>11884897 Sure.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 9 18:48:58 2019 No.11884908 File: 81 KB, 1289x843, Catra 7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11884897 Calm down there straightedge. Just because he was drunk when he raped you doesn't mean it was alcohol's fault.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 9 18:49:12 2019 No.11884910 >>11884897 yes

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 9 18:50:44 2019 No.11884919 >>11884890 Did you think people wouldn't notice if you were drinking from a baby bottle in public?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 9 18:52:21 2019 No.11884932 >>11884897 I drink like once a week and dont get drunk

Anonymous Sat Feb 9 18:56:11 2019 No.11884961

>>11884919
It's how to get by having an open bottle in a vehicle. Aside from dumping it in a sports bottle.

I've never been given a sobriety test, and I'm usually the passenger. So passengers can be drinking on trips out of baby bottles in the back. No officer checks that shit.

Anonymous Sat Feb 9 18:56:48 2019 No.11884964

>>11884897
>implying I'll take chemo and not just drip morphine on hospice care whilst shitposting from my phone and watching television
OHIMLAFFIN I hope to God cancer is what eventually gets me. I'm going to get so fucking blasted on the purest cleanest shit money can buy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 9 18:59:34 2019 No.11884979 >>11884964 Thatd be tight

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 9 19:02:11 2019 No.11884998 >>11884964 Well you wouldn't be alone. Aldous Huxley on his death bed instructed his wife to inject him with LSD-25 and she did. He went through the doors of perception full steam ahead. Fucking based!

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 9 19:03:43 2019 No.11885006 File: 17 KB, 750x214, 8j0pd27njcf21.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11884998 So based!

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 9 19:57:31 2019 No.11885280 >>11884648 What movie?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 9 19:59:10 2019 No.11885288 >>11884873 epic

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 9 20:07:07 2019 No.11885326 >>11885280 Pretty Baby.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 9 20:35:30 2019 No.11885436 >>11884897 yep

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 9 20:43:46 2019 No.11885467 >>11885326 why lie?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 9 20:45:17 2019 No.11885474 >>11884897 Im already crossing off like half a dozen of those. Alcohol has ruined my life.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 9 20:49:36 2019 No.11885488 I thought it was wawa for a second and I smiled cuz im drinkin sum wawa right this moment but much to my chagrin is was Russian wawa instead.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 9 20:50:26 2019 No.11885492 >>11885467 Boku no Pico.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 10 00:28:01 2019 No.11886126 >>11884897 I also smoke btw.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 10 03:27:15 2019 No.11886611 >>11886126 Nice

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 10 03:28:21 2019 No.11886615 >>11885474 Life wouldn't have been much better without alcohol, though. I wouldn't worry about it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 10 05:15:31 2019 No.11886851 >>11884897 Fine fine, but can I into the marijuana maintenance program?

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 10 05:19:01 2019 No.11886859 >>11885280 The shota on the train

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 10 07:13:31 2019 No.11887064 >>11884998 I wonder what he saw

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 10 12:46:05 2019 No.11888024 >>11884897 I want to stop smoking and drinking, am in my mid twenties and it has gotten out of hand.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 10 12:53:43 2019 No.11888068 >>11884998 Fucking based!

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 10 13:38:32 2019 No.11888276 >>11886126 Then go ahead and triple your risk of cancer.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 10 16:01:55 2019 No.11888823 File: 948 KB, 200x200, 1505767729555.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11884897 ye

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 10 16:03:21 2019 No.11888828 >>11884879 The Girl on the Train.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 10 16:04:36 2019 No.11888833 >>11888828 I ain't clickin that shit

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 10 16:07:03 2019 No.11888845 >>11884897 You sound like you're fun at parties

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 10 16:07:43 2019 No.11888847 >>11888845 Oof

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 10 17:07:24 2019 No.11889093 >>11884648 Ride the Buzz!

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 10 17:26:51 2019 No.11889159 >>11884897 you have the mentality of a suburban mom and the attitude of a giant faggot

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 10 18:36:40 2019 No.11889478 >>11888024 Alcoholism is partly genetic and if you have problems stopping the only course of action is to move to a place where alcohol is hard/impossible to come by.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 10 18:37:24 2019 No.11889481 >>11889478 Bullshit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 10 18:42:59 2019 No.11889506 is the the al/ck/ thread just picked up a 12 of steel reserve cans should be done within 4 hours

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 10 18:44:47 2019 No.11889516 >>11889478 Nigga if you want to get drunk and have access to sugar and yeast then you can get drunk. You don't even need that. Orange juice starts fermenting on it's own.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 10 18:46:57 2019 No.11889524 >>11889506 I remember those days. That shit gives wicked hangovers but you probably feel too shitty all the time to even realize it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 10 18:47:55 2019 No.11889529 >>11884897 absolutely fucking BASED

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 10 18:48:21 2019 No.11889530 Why did al/ck/ get banned?

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 10 18:50:26 2019 No.11889538 >>11889530 Because it was a circlejerking /soc/ general.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 10 18:50:45 2019 No.11889540 >>11889159 cope.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 10 18:52:18 2019 No.11889546 >>11889530 /ck/ is exclusively fast food and catfaggot circle jerks

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 10 18:53:45 2019 No.11889554 >>11889530 Cause everyone else on ck who isn't an alcoholic is a whiny incel little faggot who doesn't want us shitting up they're fast food board.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 10 18:55:09 2019 No.11889561 >>11889554 The irony of this post is no doubt lost on you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 10 18:58:54 2019 No.11889570 >>11884897 >americans

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 10 19:02:18 2019 No.11889581 >>11884919 IT WAS FOR THE BABY DIPSHIT

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 10 19:03:40 2019 No.11889587 >>11888828 Ahhh i read the book.. Was pretty shit. Got quite close to the end, but ending up not really caring about what happened. It felt like i was reading a chick flick. Should probs watch the movie and see what happens tho.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 10 19:03:54 2019 No.11889589 >>11884648 Vodka smells too much to do that

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 10 19:04:15 2019 No.11889591 >>11884961 are you a time travelling raver from 1998?

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 10 19:09:38 2019 No.11889613 >>11889561 What irony? I'm not complaining necessarily but that's the truth.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 10 19:15:57 2019 No.11889653 >>11884873 fire tweet bro

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 10 19:16:10 2019 No.11889654 >>11889538 But /ck/ is basically a fastfood /pol/lite board. I never posted in al/ck/ but banning it was uncalled for.

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