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What is the secret to thread longevity and high numbers of replies on /ck/?

>> No.11911733

>>11911728
Having guitarists and asking about turkey, heh.

>> No.11911750

>>11911728
don't talk bout food or cooking

>> No.11911789

>>11911728

Aside from sex (unless you actually experience real hunger) eating and food is like THE important topic in a human's life, so everybody has something to say about it and has a natural interest in the topic. Different tastes lead to potentially interesting conversations.

>> No.11911798

Fast food and YouTube

>> No.11911834

Just shitpost about vegans, Americans, chili, chicago pizza or carbonara. The more effort you put into your shitpost the less replies you'll receive.

>> No.11911879

>>11911834

>carbonara

Shitposting about carbonara? I've seen shitposts obviously about Americans and vegans and also about chicago pizza, that breadbowl casserole. But about carbonara? Like if cream belongs in it or not?

>> No.11911883

>>11911728
Making a thread like this where people can argue about how to shitpost

>> No.11911899

>>11911728
Post something like:
>beans do not belong in chili

>> No.11911910

>>11911879
Getting European, and especially Italian, autists that insist shit not only can't be changed but substitutions may not be made is the perfect way to stretch a thread.

>> No.11911923

>>11911728
This is a next level Fast Food Shilling Thread
KYS u shameless fuck

>> No.11912024

hamberders

>> No.11912100

>>11911728
Post a provacative assertion about some relatively well known food dish with a corresponding provacative pic of some form of roastie that will provoke incels.

>> No.11912120

>>11911728
CK cook along threads where the OP delivers get lots of hits.

I've just done me cooking a chicken once and it lasted a few days and got like 200 replies.

>> No.11912145

>>11911879
You need to play to your audience. The carbonara-based shitposting works best when most of the people browsing /ck/ have some basic knowledge of cooking. I admit that's been rare lately, but these things come in waves. Shitposting about vegans has been very effective because it relates so well with identity politics, which is all the rage with the kids. Very few people come to /ck/ these days for food and cooking, rather they're looking for posts that are an extension of what they find on /int/ and /pol/.

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>>11911728
post fast food thread.

>> No.11912590

>>11911728
OP here. i'm a furry, hope that doesn't matter.

>> No.11912631

bring /pol/ into it.

>> No.11912651

i have some of the highest replied-to posts on the board but the cunt mod b& me for saging a mcd's thread.

what a cunt

pussy cunt newfaggot ran to hide with his tail between his legs after hebdo. i know.

apologize, cunt.

>> No.11912691

>>11912651
t. Burger King shill
How many shekels did you lose from that incident, Pajeet?

>> No.11912709

Try actually talking about food and cooking, especially what you’re passionate about!

Passion and genuine excitement is infectious, even over the internet ^_^

>> No.11912977

>>11912709

>^_^

:D

>> No.11912995

>>11912977
remember to bump the thread periodically every hour or two with meaningless drivel