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I'm gay and I have invited some people over for dinner but I am not sure what gay people are supposed to eat.

What do I cook to let everyone know that I am undoubtedly gay?

>> No.11918693

fondue

>> No.11918697

>>11918693
Makes sense. It's a bunch of dicks dipping in a hole together

>> No.11918703

>>11918690
Curried eggs, fish, cheeses, yoghurt.
For gay cooking just think about whatever you'd like to eat once it's been turned into feces.

>> No.11918726

>>11918690
Serve up a big bowl of Soylent. If you want to be extra fancy, have multiple bowls for the option of different flavors.

>> No.11918728

hot dogs with only white condiments as they would closely resemble semen. serve flamboyant cocktails and/or wine coolers

>> No.11918736

>>11918728
Or mustard, just call it japanese style.

>> No.11918744

>>11918690

Quiche

>> No.11918751

All vegan, since all vegan males are obviously gay

>> No.11918800

>>11918690
A salad

>> No.11918821

>>11918690
Boipussy smothered in gravy.

>> No.11918833

>>11918690
tubesteak smothered in underwear

>> No.11918986

steak is pretty gay desu

>> No.11918996
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>>11918690
>I'm gay

>> No.11919003

ass