Indian

[Anonymous No.11920849]

find a FUCKING flaw.

[Anonymous No.11920850]

Decimates my butthole within three hours so I can never eat it if I have plans for later

[Anonymous No.11920854]

everything within your vicinity starts smelling like curry

[Anonymous No.11920857]

>>11920849
Liquid going in liquid going out

[Anonymous No.11920858]

>>11920850
ah ha ha yeah man taco bell right phew last time dude dude last time i went and i used two packets of fire sauce instead of one ah ha you should have seen the toilet dude my butt was a volcano and the toilet was the island

[Anonymous No.11920863]

>>11920849
>westernized Indian food
Hard pass.

[Anonymous No.11920867]

>>11920849
no texture, only down side.

Also if you want actual good flavor, and make it at home, grinding the spices is going to take an hour.

[Anonymous No.11920870]

>>11920854
(and that's a good thing)

[Anonymous No.11920886]

>>11920867
>rice and meat isn't a texture
>garbanzo beans aren't a texture
>lentils aren't a texture
>ect.

[Anonymous No.11920888]

>>11920849
Too many high calorie sauces.

[Anonymous No.11920892]

>>11920886
yeah all have the texure of MUUUSH

[Anonymous No.11920897]

>>11920849
yeah mmmkay pajeet, one of these will work out the FUCKING flaws for me.

[Anonymous No.11920914]

>>11920863
Yeah man I'd rather eat it striaght from the source next to a designated shitting street where the chef wipes his ass with his hand and has never washed them in his life

[Anonymous No.11920923]

>>11920849

[Anonymous No.11920928]

>>11920849
Fecal bacteria

[Anonymous No.11921010]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=asUQn1m_WrA

why do the poos in the comments keep saying dear?

[Anonymous No.11921022]

>>11920849

Its expensive. Those 4 dishes with a side of rice and a few pieces of naan has to be like...80$

[Anonymous No.11921042]

>>11921022

>50 cents worth of spices
>50 cents worth of meat
>charge $100 for a meal with two dishes

Why do street shitters do this?

[Anonymous No.11921052]

>>11921022
That looks like about two and a half serves. I could get it in my area for $25, and $2 extra for each naan. There's no need for naan if you have rice, though.

[Anonymous No.11921056]

>>11921010
Disgusting. I can almost here the derka-derka of their pajeet accents through the fucking screen.

[Anonymous No.11921061]

>>11920849
>fecal
>matter

[Anonymous No.11921068]

>>11920897
>>11920923
>>11920928
>>11921022
What if you just make it yourself? Then it has no flaws.

[Anonymous No.11921091]

>>11920849
POO

[Anonymous No.11921095]

>>11921091
IN

[Anonymous No.11921097]

>>11921095

LOO

[Anonymous No.11921107]

>>11920849
They use the same three spices in everything.

[Anonymous No.11921108]

>>11920849
Tasty, but full of flaws my dude, full of them

[Anonymous No.11921110]

>cuisine has no copious amounts of American cheese or sugar and has some mild spices in it
>burgers recoil in disgust

[Anonymous No.11921135]

>>11921056
Shut up whitey

[Anonymous No.11921155]

>>11921042
Because they know the white bread have no other options

[Anonymous No.11921322]

>>11920849
E-coli

[Anonymous No.11921329]

i really do not like indian people but their cuisine is among my favorites.

[Anonymous No.11921346]

>>11920849
no beef or pork

[Anonymous No.11921367]

>>11921110
This

[Anonymous No.11921378]

Indian food is as disgusting as Indian people.
Plate of muck with ham-handed use of spices.
Literally every dish is just a slop spooned onto a mound of rice.

[Anonymous No.11921399]

>>11921110
I'd rather not have my food handled by a bunch of street shitters who wipe with their hand

[Anonymous No.11921411]

>>11921399
A lot of the people in the podunk towns of the south and Midwest aren't all that different when it comes to hygiene.

[Anonymous No.11921432]

>>11920849
Have to either overpay to enjoy it in order to avoid low caste contamination, or make it myself which is more time consuming than a lot of other foods. It's okay every once in a while but not worth it to eat regularly, unless you are married to a poo or live in Singapore or something.

[Anonymous No.11921440]

>>11920849
P O O
I N
V I N D A L O O

[Anonymous No.11921454]

>>11920849
The poop

[Anonymous No.11921460]

>>11921068
As a white male, it would be irresponsible of me to try and cook another cultures food.

[Anonymous No.11921470]

>>11920849
Looks like basic bitch tier Indian but acceptable.

Had Indian for dinner last night, most restaurants are pretty dire but when you find a good one it’s REALLY good.

[Anonymous No.11921551]

>chinese
>$8 a dish
>gyro
>8
>vietnamese
>9 a dish
>japanese
>11 a dish
>indian
>15 a dish
Justify this. I love indian food but they're fucking price gouging kikes of the highest level.

[Anonymous No.11921555]

>>11921551
Ghee is expensive.

[Anonymous No.11921559]

>>11921460
fuck off

[Anonymous No.11921564]

>>11921460
Jej

[Anonymous No.11921568]

>>11921555
Ghee is actually the stuff that causes explosive shitting

[Anonymous No.11921577]

>>11921568
>>11921555
Ghee is just rendered butter right? How is it expensive and how does it give you the shits? I've never had dietary distress from indian food. Stop being a lactose intolerate subhuman.
Indians are dirt poor and live in filth, so how is their food expensive to make?

[Anonymous No.11921578]

>>11920849
>curry is an anti-septic
>eating food from poo in the loo country

[Anonymous No.11921587]

>>11920849
Well, it tastes awful

[Anonymous No.11921589]

>>11921068
Then your house stinks of shit, and if you eat it often you start to sweat that shit as well. There's a reason pakis stink like shit and it's not just because of their poor hygiene

[Anonymous No.11921786]

>>11920849
Its made by people who wipe their asses with their bare hands.

[Anonymous No.11921846]

>>11920849
it's great so long as you blind yourself to the diarrhea/vomit presentation

[Anonymous No.11921995]

>>11920886
I can kinda get that you won't get much crispy bits in your average curry.
Aside from that, I really like Indian Cuisine.

[Anonymous No.11922001]

>>11920849
LOL
POO
IN
LOO

[Anonymous No.11922019]

>>11921577
>How is it expensive and how does it give you the shits?
More processing to remove any water and milk solids makes it more expensive than just plain butter. Too much ghee can give you diarrhea, but that's true with any fat.

>Stop being a lactose intolerate subhuman.
There's no lactose in ghee.

>Indians are dirt poor and live in filth, so how is their food expensive to make?
Poor Indians aren't using ghee, they're mainly eating bread and boiled rice/lentils.

[Anonymous No.11922119]

>>11921110
>>11921135
>>11921329
>>11921367

[Anonymous No.11922136]

>>11921022
>$80 meal
>""""""""""""""expensive""""""""""""""

[Anonymous No.11922147]

>>11921110
spices only exist to mask the taste of shit food
the less specis the better

[Anonymous No.11922175]

>>11922147
>spices only exist to mask the taste of shit food
then you're using the wrong spices or too much. that's like saying roasting masks the taste of shit food. you don't eat everything steamed and boiled do you? otherwise you're "masking" the taste of the food.

[Anonymous No.11922292]

>>11920849
How do I get my butter chicken to be that vibrant orange color? I had decent results with a premade spice blend from the pajeet store but after the addition of the cream it was still too pale.

[Anonymous No.11922302]

>>11922292
more cream, did you also cut the sauce with water?

[Anonymous No.11922310]

>>11922292
turmeric and/or food coloring

[Anonymous No.11922314]

>>11922302
I don't think so. I used a tin of tomatoes and the liquid from that was enough

[Anonymous No.11922324]

>>11922310
Wouldn't turmeric make it yellow?

[Anonymous No.11922351]

>>11920849
looks like poop
tastes like heaven

[Anonymous No.11922409]

>>11922175
wrogn

[Anonymous No.11922413]

>>11922324
it has a bit of an orange hue to it sometimes if it's fresher, and if you're using red tomatoes it'll make it more orange. but a lot of places just add food coloring, so try that if you really care about the color.

[Anonymous No.11922421]

>>11922409
>one word post
>spell word wrong

[Anonymous No.11922424]

>>11922421
kys

[Anonymous No.11922436]

>>11922424

[Anonymous No.11922448]

>>11920849
Cant eat beef in India. But yeah lamb Tika Masala with garlic naan bread is Top Tier

[Anonymous No.11922458]

>>11920892
Youre supposed to eat it with the crunchy buttery naan bread and the rice mixed on top of it

[Autonymous No.11922459]

>>11920849
>fork and knife
>no spoon
fundamentally F L A W E D

[Anonymous No.11922461]

>>11922448
>Cant eat beef in India.
It might not be as easy to get as other meats but it's still available in some parts

[Anonymous No.11922475]

>>11922461
Yeah at the risk of getting publically hanged though

[Anonymous No.11922481]

>>11921589

This. Rich Indians have a curry kitchen built which is detached from their main home so they can enjoy their food without it stinking up their home.

[Anonymous No.11922503]

>>11922475
They eat it in the south. I think because that’s where the Muslims are

[Anonymous No.11922522]

>>11920849
boys I could fucking murder a curry right about now

[Anonymous No.11922669]

>>11921551
Obnoxiously expensive spices that are common in Indian cuisine, but not so mich in others.

[Anonymous No.11922674]

>mfw trying meethe chawal with pickled mangoes at local Gurdwara
Certainly wish this was more popular.

[Anonymous No.11922684]

>>11920849
The only flaw of curry is that you sweat it out later and you end up smelling like it. Kind of like sonic onion rings.

[Anonymous No.11923409]

>>11921022
Mate most Indian places do a $12 all you can eat lunch

[Anonymous No.11923439]

>>11923409
That's true but if you order off the menu the cheapest thing is like $17 in my experience, so he's not too far off.

[Anonymous No.11923491]

>>11920886
Patrician criticism.

[Anonymous No.11923497]

looks like poop
was probably made by someone who has poop on his hands

[Anonymous No.11923514]

>>11920854
this is really the only problem that i have with it as well. i hate strong, lingering aromas so much that i quarantine my kitchen any time that i have to fry something because i hate the oil smell.

[Anonymous No.11923518]

>>11922669
>expensive spices
You can buy a giant tub of madras powder for less than a dollar at any foreigner market
I can't think of any optional spices that are prohibitively expensive

[Anonymous No.11923547]

>>11920849
you stink the fucking house out. we had indian neighbours and they cooked so much curry their entire house had an aura of curry stink outside.

[Anonymous No.11923552]

>>11923547
Sounds good to me.

[Anonymous No.11923568]

Been to India myself and spent a lot of time at a friend's place on top of an Indian restaurant in Germany, with plenty of windows to peek right into the kitchen and food warehouse. The stuff I saw in both places permanently killed off any desire to eat Indian food that wasn't prepared by myself.

Also lost the count of how many times I've been served undercooked chicken swimming in one of those sauces.

[Anonymous No.11923586]

>>11920849
fun fact: indian food is designed to give you the runs so the streets dont get blocked with solid stool.

[Anonymous No.11923913]

>>11920849
Hate their rice. Naan is expensive when bought, it is easy to overcook all the meats when you're eating out, would rather they throw in some potatoes, $9+ per bowl although they're not the only ones guilty of this, lots of places sell a teeny bowl of soup for like $6+ that can't even fill up a child.

>>11923514
Why not just fry outside then? That's what the smarter asians do. We build a simple stove outside with a propane tank and wok fry / stir fry stuff that has a strong smell. It's covered from a windless rain and can be wheeled into the shed.

[Anonymous No.11923919]

>>11920849
>a FUCKING flaw
It was cooked by smelly curryniggers

[Anonymous No.11923929]

You guys are so stupid. How did you guys get so stupid?

[Anonymous No.11923931]

>>11923913
>just fry outside
i do that with my portable induction top.

[Anonymous No.11923977]

An Ethiopian guy at work tried to give me some curry once. I wasn't scared that he was dirty or anythinh, I just don't accept food from people. I said "No, but thank you." and he goes and sets the fucking plate in front of me going "ya ya ya" I dumped that fucking shit in the god damn trash. The fuck is wrong with people? he isn't the only to do that shit to me. Do I give off such a bitch, faggot aura that I hold absolutely no fucking command or respect? I fucking said no thank you, you're not gonna MAKE me eat that fucking shit. When will these fucking niggers leave me a fucking lone? Take the fucking hint. I'm only here to work, not be friends. Stop fucking talking to me. Stop asking me dumb ass questions. FUCKING DIE!

[Anonymous No.11923986]

>>11923586
could you imagine?

[Anonymous No.11923989]

>>11921042
They’re saving up for a motel, 7/11 or gas station.

[Anonymous No.11923998]

Most Indian people are pretty cool. The ones who don't wash properly are a nuisance. All they had to do was scrub themselves thoroughly and you wouldn't be annoyed by that pungent scent. But the rest are fine. And the women are great. I'd love to be married to one. It doesn't matter to me what class they're born into. They all look good to me.

[Anonymous No.11924286]

>>11922292
kashmiri chili powder; they use it because it's not very spicy so you can add shitloads.

[Anonymous No.11924297]

>>11920849
sure, here's one, it looks disgusting

[Anonymous No.11924302]

>>11920886
how hard is it to get 3 fucking letters in the correct order? it is etc not ect

[Anonymous No.11924316]

>>11924302
tihs

[Anonymous No.11924359]

>>11920849
Literally every Thai or Japanese curry is better than whatever bullshit comes out of India.

[Anonymous No.11924367]

thank u, next

[Anonymous No.11924377]

>>11920850
I can't. I don't know what is wrong with peoples digestive systems if they get runny shit after a curry. I probably have westernized indian food once a month and its fucking god tier.

[Anonymous No.11924382]

Curry is very unhealthy.
>buttloads of oil
>virtually no veggies

[Anonymous No.11924403]

>>11924382
>no veggies
>What is palak paneer

[Anonymous No.11924407]

>>11920849
Where I live, it's 5x more expensive when compared to Mumbai's prices.

[Anonymous No.11924454]

>>11920863
>muh traditional foods
>he believes that in one point in time recipes reached perfection and could never become better

[Anonymous No.11924502]

>>11924377
They are to stupid to realize that something in the food was bad - rotten meat, mold on the vegetables, mousedropping in the flour, salmonelly, botulism. Instead they attribute it to some spice mix.

[Anonymous No.11924673]

>>11924367
>cultural reasons
Anyone, especially politicians, who gave these people the idea that this was ever a valid excuse should rot in hell.

[Anonymous No.11924759]

>>11922669
yep.

[Anonymous No.11924795]

>>11921110
>Industrial burger food is the only white food.
>Either drink up your corn syrup or pay up the nice pajeet man.

[Anonymous No.11924808]

>>11920849
Feces

[Anonymous No.11924862]

>>11924795
That’s disgusting.

[Anonymous No.11925522]

>>11920849
First, it Pajeet food so you know it is full of poo. Second, this is poor people food. The spice the shit out of it to hide the taste and smell of the poo and shit tier ingredients.

Third, if you eat too much, you smell like a Pajeet. And NO ONE should smell like a Pajeet.

[Anonymous No.11925619]

>>11922136
kys fag

[Anonymous No.11925802]

>>11920849
it stains your fingernails, teeth and clothing for weeks

[Anonymous No.11925843]

>>11920849
It can be obnoxiously hot and your sweat will smell awful for days

[Anonymous No.11925861]

>>11920849
the food west and east of india is better

[Anonymous No.11925883]

>>11920849
Where's the Catsup?

[Anonymous No.11925895]

>>11920849

everything looks like a soupy mess of sauce and its has the appearance of something that already came out of my ass...

[Anonymous No.11926763]

>>11925895
Nigga if your poopoo looks like that, you got problems, gnomesain?

[Anonymous No.11926773]

>>11920849
Just tastes like spice, never get any good crust or meat flavors

[Anonymous No.11926785]

>>11920886
>ect.
Uhhhh