/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.11921873]

I always see boomers draining the diet monster stand at work but where did the Vita Coco meme come from?

[Anonymous No.11921906]

I've never seen that drink in my life and i drunk of lot of garbage.

[Anonymous No.11921914]

Fuck off

[Anonymous No.11921921]

>>11921906
it's coconut water, sold at a lot of chink and spic stores

[Anonymous No.11921929]

Tried Vita Coco once or twice. It's good with rum.

[Anonymous No.11921950]

>>11921921
Once you've had real coconut water out of an actual coconut you simply can't drink this stuff

[Anonymous No.11921981]

>>11921921
Also Whore Foods.

[Anonymous No.11921994]

>>11921950
They used to have this stuff at work and I really liked it

[Anonymous No.11922020]

>>11921873

[Autonymous No.11922060]

Baby boomer is a term used to describe a person who was born between 1946 and 1964.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baby_boomers

1980-1999 (as per your pic) is Gen-Y.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Millennials

[Anonymous No.11922066]

>>11922060
shut up boomer

[Anonymous No.11922069]

>>11921873
>1999
>20 years old
>old and wrinkly and going bald
>20 years old
kek. millennials are fucking retarded

[Anonymous No.11922074]

>>11922066
dabbed on em

[Anonymous No.11922077]

>>11922066
I'm Generation-X and according to your pic I was born before the Boomers. Which measn I was born before my parents.

You're is retarded.

[Anonymous No.11922110]

>>11922060
no boomer is a nebulous term used to deride someone or something I can't relate to or simply don't like

[Anonymous No.11922123]

>>11922110
then what do the dates mean?

[Anonymous No.11922143]

>>11922123
nothing

kind of like how millenial was supposed to refer to people born from late 1980-2000 but is now used by dumb boomers to complain about avacado toast

[Anonymous No.11922161]

>>11922069
is this your first time seeing this meme, friendo?

[Anonymous No.11922162]

>>11922060
boomer is slang for anyone who professes nostalgia for a period or thing from the past, like the 90s, quake III or the internet pre-2007, like many baby boomers do

It's used by dumb zoomers to deride people for being old as of that were a bad thing and because zoomers have no chance of experiencing the thing or time period so they lash out to cope
>>11922110

[Anonymous No.11922176]

>>11922143
>millenial was supposed to refer to people born from late 1980-2000
incorrect (again, wew).

millennial is used to describe someone who grew up in the age of smart phones and the internet, which happens to coincide with specific dates. but those dates didn't define the group. note i said "group" and not "generation".

but you've given specific dates which are presumed to define a generation. but your dates are not in line with the general concensus of what defines the already-determined generational periods.

>>11922161
irrelevant but i'm very familiar with the boomer-v-zoomer threads on /gif/

[Anonymous No.11922186]

>>11922162
>boomer is slang for...
baby boomer

[Anonymous No.11922189]

>>11922069
Hello there newfriend. Welcome.

Nah just kidding get the fuck out

[Anonymous No.11922191]

>>11922077
shut up boomer

[Anonymous No.11922201]

>>11922186
It's almost as if words can be used in different contexts and change meaning over time
It's /literally/ unbelievable

[Anonymous No.11922204]

>>11922162
so a zoomer could effectively be a boomer if the reminisce about something form their past. like sucking on mummy's milkies.

no?

therefore the dates are irrelevant

[Anonymous No.11922214]

>>11922176
the fact that everyone on a bangladeshi rat-skewering forum seems to be an armchair linguist about these terms, including yours, just proves how nebulous and unmeaningful they are

Boomer and millenial both are so removed from their original intents, they have no meaning at this point

[Anonymous No.11922228]

>>11922201
so when i say dog i really mean cat. if you didn't understand then that's your problem.

[Anonymous No.11922232]

>>11921873
doomer is missing inbetween

[Anonymous No.11922238]

>>11922204
Everybody sucked on mommys milkies, especially your mother's
It's not generationally unique.
4chan is populated by a lot of twenty somethings that strongly deride the current culture and yearn for the past of video games, culture, or just society in general

[Anonymous No.11922243]

>>11922214
in this context you are a massive faggot. and now it's up to you to determine the meaning of "faggot" because actual definitions don't mean shit any more.

it's another "sex doesn't define gender" episode!

[Anonymous No.11922249]

>>11922238
so by your own definition a zoomer can be a boomer.

which makes the dates completely irrelevant.

[Anonymous No.11922253]

>>11921873
Never heard of a kid who actually likes vita coco, their crunchy mamas who are scared of gluten and vaccines just keep putting it in their lunchboxes because it's natural.

[Anonymous No.11922254]

>>11921950
Its horrendously overpriced. Coconuts are like 20 cents each in asia at the roadsie (retail) and 2 coconuts provide more than enough water. They're selling these things for 3 bucks and up.

Its frankly ridiculous.

[Anonymous No.11922255]

>>11922243
keep getting mad about things you don't understand old man

[Anonymous No.11922264]

>>11922255
i'm not even slightly mad. i'm just trying to understand the level of your retardation so i can accuractly diagnose your intellectual disability.

boomer

[Anonymous No.11922272]

>>11922249
Yeah but they typically aren't, teenagers are not typically yearning for the past except the overgrown manchildren

>>11922228
Does that have a context where it can be inferred? What about some stupid picture where a guy has a squirrel on a leash and says "I think my dog has rabies." are you the owner of enough braincells to infer that he isn't literally talking about dogs and it's just a stupid joke on a memphia barbeque skewering forum?

[Anonymous No.11922337]

>>11922272
>a guy has a squirrel on a leash and says "I think my dog has rabies."
Logic would dictate that he's referring to another animal because a squirrel isn't a dog, which is something he'd know if he ever bought food for it. A squirrel won't eat dog food.
Plus you can check for evidence of rabies by looking at the squirrel's mouth right there.
So it's more than likely he has a dog at home.

[Anonymous No.11922404]

>>11922337
Squirrels can be dogs, you speciesist bigot

[Anonymous No.11922431]

>>11922272
>teenagers are not typically yearning for the past
but according to the dates in op's pic a teenager could be a boomer

it's only feb in 2019 so there are lots of 19 year olds who were born in 1999

[Anonymous No.11922440]

>>11922431
90% of teenagers aren't millenial zoomers

[Anonymous No.11922455]

>>11922440
11 and 12 aren't teenagers so it's more like 87.6%

but it's still possib;e, according to retarded op, for a teenager to be a boomer.
imagine that.

J U S T imagine

a teenaged boomer

[Anonymous No.11922602]

>>11921873
>Boomer by age
>Zoomer by taste
Chocolate coconut milk is too good

[Anonymous No.11922814]

oh my god shut the fuck up

[Anonymous No.11922847]

>>11922602
I like spicy nut milk myself

[Anonymous No.11922873]

>>11922110
Fuck me daddy

[Anonymous No.11923090]

>>11921873
Zoomers began in 95, why do we always have to run through the same shit.

[Anonymous No.11923113]

>fake news boomers trying to alter their own age group period in an effort to recapture their youth.

haha. boomers wish they born twenty years ago. lel

[Anonymous No.11923122]

The original joke of the boomer meme is that to Generation Z kids, Gen Xers and Millennials are old and out of touch to the point that they might as well be boomers. Note that for years before this Xers and Millennials were complaining aboit actual baby boomers to the poibt where "boomer" just became a buzz word that implied old and out of touch.

1997 is usually pointed to as the year Generation Z starts.

[Anonymous No.11923123]

i drink black coffee, water, beer, and whisky. In that order throughout the day. What does that make me?

[Anonymous No.11923125]

>>11921994
Absolutely trash tier if u know what a real coconut tastes like. U obviously don't or else you wouldn't drink this stuff

[Anonymous No.11923126]

>>11921994

how do they get the coconut water out without harming the coconut ?

[Anonymous No.11923164]

>>11922254
Don't buy vita coco, but instead get the Mexican stuff, it's a dollar a 20 oz can and doesn't taste like shit.

[Anonymous No.11923175]

>>11922176
You're literally wrong, but it's okay to be wrong anon.

[Anonymous No.11923479]

>>11921994
to me this tastes like drinking artificially sweetened tortilla chips. disgusting

[Anonymous No.11923549]

>>11923123
a refined gentleman such as myself

[Anonymous No.11924836]

>>11923123
A polysubstance abuser

[Anonymous No.11924842]

>>11921873
where can i get some boom zero?

[Anonymous No.11924879]

Coccunut semen is disgusting and I never understood the appeal of sucking from hairy balls.

[Anonymous No.11924943]

Why is so much stuff getting deleted here? I cant even read this thread because half the shit is crossed out.
If this is the new /ck/ its time to bail. And you all should too.

[Anonymous No.11925096]

>>11924943
Trust me, it's an improvement. Pol and b need to fuck off

[Anonymous No.11925107]

>>11921950
Doesn't help that the shit sold in bottles tastes fucking disgusting to begin with. I think spics only like it because everyone else they know drinks it so they just get used to it, but it legit tastes like plastic water to me.

[Anonymous No.11925114]

>>11921950
the amount of gym whores i see drinking this stuff is ridiculous and i live in florida too why spend 2$ when there are literally coconuts everywhere

[Anonymous No.11925139]

Drink pic related if you can't get hold of a fresh coconut but want to drink coconut anyway. It will change your goddamn life, white boy.

[Anonymous No.11925143]

>>11925139
Forgot image

[Anonymous No.11925154]

Where does this boomer content come from?

[Anonymous No.11925164]

>>11925154
Reddit

[Anonymous No.11925169]

>>11925154
It's astroturfing.

[Anonymous No.11925212]

>>11921873
>where did the Vita Coco meme come from?
Coachella 2010.

[Anonymous No.11925218]

a boomer is a epic reddit memer

t. incel zoomer who bangs stacychads left and right

also

#maga

[Anonymous No.11925748]

>>11925218
reddit

[Anonymous No.11925770]

>>11921873
Vita Coco is overpriced as fuck. Go to Trader Joes and buy their coconut water, it's good.

[Anonymous No.11925789]

>>11923123
>whisky

trying too hard

[Anonymous No.11925899]

>>11925096
/pol/ is one of the best parts of /ck/ tbqh.

[Anonymous No.11926137]

>>11921873
that bottled cocodiarrhea is fucking DISGUSTING. All you have to do is put the coconut water in the bottle, HOW DO YOU FUCK THAT UP SO BADLY?