/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.11954849]

Is pepsi okay?
>"No."

what would happen if you did this

[Anonymous No.11954866]

Huh?

[Anonymous No.11954885]

ask him if he's gay, btw

[Anonymous No.11954892]

>>11954885
I am actually, not sure if that matters.

[Anonymous No.11954896]

Either

*get up and leave*

or

"no, please send someone to buy me some"

[Anonymous No.11955005]

>>11954896
>"no, please send someone to buy me some"

This is the alpha move.

If you're not a cuck this is how you respond.

[Anonymous No.11955056]

>>11954849
they would probably just list off other drinks

[Anonymous No.11955289]

>>11954849
I would ask for pic related in a martini glass, shaken not stirred

[Anonymous No.11955305]

>>11954849
I'd realise I was trying to order a children's drink and come to my senses.

[Anonymous No.11955491]

OKURRR

[Anonymous No.11955502]

>>11955005
Nobody, aside from the criminally insane or those rich enough to act like it, has ever responded this way in a serious manner.

I give a deadpan no on occasion, but of course Pepsi's ok. If the waitress still seems a little hung up, I'll ask for a double of dark rum in there for me, and a shot of tequila for my group plus one (her). Even if she doesn't do the shot (or if they don't serve liquor), it's usually good enough to break the ice.

[Anonymous No.11956941]

>>11954892
It means you'll die in agony of incurable diseases all alone.

[Anonymous No.11956949]

>>11955289
Go die you worthless shill, im specifically not buying your shit hipster sewer garbage because of your inane spamming

[Anonymous No.11956958]

>>11956949
>responding to the shill/baiter

No YOU kys. YOU'RE the fucking reason they wont stop because you're giving them attention. Fucking retarded underaged sperg.

[Anonymous No.11956963]

>>11955289
Pic related is much much better value and tastes about the same

[Anonymous No.11956966]

>>11954849
pour him a glass of pepsi but water it down with 100ml of water and charge him slightly extra

[Anonymous No.11956988]

>>11954849
>Alright, what'd you like then?
what do you expect you fucking autist

[Anonymous No.11956995]

>>11956966
>He thinks watered down Coke with extra sugar to mask the flatness is better

LMAO

[Anonymous No.11957005]

>>11954849
I do this every time somebody says "Is Pepsi OK" because I don't like Pepsi. The appropriate response is "Oh, then I'll have a (Dr. Pepper/Mountain Dew/Other Pepsi Product)". When I was a kid i'd just say no and start thinking and she would go "We have Dr. Pepper/Mountain Dew/Other Pepsi Product"

Do people actually say yes it's OK?

[Anonymous No.11957010]

>>11956988
>I'd like a server who is capable of getting me the most common soda on earth

[Anonymous No.11957035]

>>11957010
Sure she should just run down the highway and tackle a coke truck you dumb fuck.

[Anonymous No.11957064]

>>11957035
No thanks, I want it cold but I don't like ice.

[Anonymous No.11957084]

>>11957064
Oh fuck you should have reminded her to tackle a truck carrying ice you dumb fuck.

[Anonymous No.11957096]

>>11954849
"So just tap water then?"

[Anonymous No.11957114]

>>11957096
*stare autistically*

[Anonymous No.11957120]

>>11954849
im pretty sure steve carell and cardi b guilt you into drinking it. they are after all still on retainer and it is 2019. biggot.

[Anonymous No.11957129]

>>11957096
No you dumb cunt, clean your fuckin' ears. I said coke.

[Anonymous No.11957141]

>>11954849

They pull out their reserved coke cans just for you because you were so fucking based

[Anonymous No.11957161]

>>11954849
I'd ask what other sodas they have and if there is nothing I like I'd get water. Coke sucks ass anyways so I'd never be in this position.

[Anonymous No.11957166]

>>11955005
>and everyone in the restautant stood up and clapped!

[Anonymous No.11957222]

>>11954849
The fabric of Reality would collapse and you'd be stuck in a timeless zone of despair where the elder ancient gods C'ayoke and Pespillon wage syrupy battle through streams of brown liquid colda.

[Anonymous No.11957230]

>>11957005
this. If I order a coke and they tell me they carry Pepsi products, I switch my order to 7Up

[Anonymous No.11957234]

>>11954849
Order water instead. It's much simpler then having some dumb bitch try to force pepsi on me when I want a Coke.

[Anonymous No.11957236]

>>11957234
sorry we don't serve water.
>what do?

[Anonymous No.11957238]

>>11957236
In that case I'll get up and leave, unless I'm with others then I just wont drink anything. A place that doesn't serve water probaby doesn't serve beer either, they'd be too cheap to get a license.

[Anonymous No.11957243]

>go to lunch in American South
>drink?
>Coke
>what kind?
>Orange Crush, please
>brings me Dad's Root beer
>life is so good

[Anonymous No.11957245]

>>11957238
I'm sorry sir but you can't leave until you order something
>what do?

[Anonymous No.11957246]

>>11957236
>sorry we don't serve water.
That's illegal in the US, actually.

[Anonymous No.11957248]

>>11957246
let's assume this is Mexico amigo.

[Anonymous No.11957253]

>>11957245
unsheathe my katana

[Anonymous No.11957255]

>>11957248
Why would anyone ask for water in Mexico?

[Anonymous No.11957258]

>>11957253
Butcher Hook comes flying from kitchen
"HAHA FRESH MEAT"
>what do?

>>11957255
They no serve cola senor.

[Anonymous No.11957262]

>>11957258
I parry the hook, back flip over the table and Naruto run out of the restaurant

[Anonymous No.11957264]

>>11957258
>They no serve cola senor.
Yeah, I get that, but surely you're aware of the meme of not drinking water in mexico? you only order things like soda or alcohol.

[Anonymous No.11957270]

>>11957258
I'd have pull out my Australian friend to sort them out.

[Anonymous No.11957400]

>>11954849
>go to family dinner twice a year with grandparents
>every time grandpa has to fuck with the waiters somehow
>"is pepsi okay?"
>"no."
>waitress nervously laughs
>"so....you w-want...?"
>"i guess ill have the pepsi"

>go to dinner again
>grandpa asks at end of meal with receipt
>"do i have to pay for all of that?"
>"h-hah...yes...you sure doo!"
>"oh boy, damn, i guess..."
>he then doesn't put enough money in the receipt book, by 50-100 dollars every time
>sits there and laughs as she takes it back to the register
>waitress comes running back every time
>"SIR, YOU FORGOT TO PAY FOR ALL OF IT!"
>"oh I did?? I must be getting senile! im sorry!"
>leaves them a huge tip every time

>go to BIG family dinner
>like extended family big
>happens every other year
>fancy restaurant
>all were invited by grandpa
>grandpa isn't pulling any tricks on the waiters, but we didn't notice it
>eventually around the end of the meal
>grandpa excuses himself to the bathroom
>the waitress comes to the table with the check
>we all wait around for like 30min
>wondering where grandpa is
>he usually pays for the meal
>go to bathroom
>nope
>go to parking lot
>his car is gone
>we all had to scrounge up enough money to pay for $800 worth of food
>grandpa laughs at us
>"i forgot to pay? oh... I guess I was too full."

[Anonymous No.11957547]

>>11957264
There's bottled water, tho. Tap water is the bad one. Hell I own a small farm and I wouldn't touch the river water with a ten foot pole.
t. Mexican

[Anonymous No.11957993]

>>11957400
Haha God bless that old bastard

[Anonymous No.11959008]

>>11955289
>drinking whiskey in a martini glass and shaking it with ice
You need to die

[Anonymous No.11959028]

>>11957243
None of these words sound alike in Spanish. Nor are the drinks the same color. The fuck?

[Anonymous No.11959042]

>>11954849
>ordering from the newspaper

[Anonymous No.11959050]

>>11959042
>Y-Yes. Uh-Uhh. I'll have a 56 degrees, partially cloudy on Thursday, with a tragic school shooting. Could you bring be a side of that potential new interstate commerce law?

[Anonymous No.11959051]

>>11954896
>Is pepsi ok
>No, have someone go buy me some

[Anonymous No.11959086]

>>11954849
i mean. nothing?
i do say no and see if they have dr pepper or mountain dew. almost everywhere that does pepsi products does mountain dew. if not i live in the south and EVERYWHERE does sweet tea.

[Anonymous No.11959103]

lift my sunglasses then they see im chuck norris
then they get the coke and a big mac from burger king and a bucket of chicken from subway

[Anonymous No.11959581]

>>11954849
Is pepsi okay?
>"only if you give me your number ;)"

[Anonymous No.11959595]

>>11955502
This is cringe and I regret reading it

[Anonymous No.11960090]

>>11957400
haha geez you've got one hell of a gramps there. upvoted!

[Anonymous No.11960125]

>>11954866
based huh poster, glad you're back I'm a big fan of your work

[Anonymous No.11960739]

>>11955502
>Giving the waitress the shot.
>Not a shot of something actually good for the cook.

[Anonymous No.11960756]

>>11957400
They never die soon enough, do they?

[Anonymous No.11960878]

>>11955502

[Anonymous No.11961062]

>>11955502
imagine actually typing this out

[Anonymous No.11961066]

>>11955502

[Anonymous No.11961072]

>>11955502
Oh fucking cringe

[Anonymous No.11961386]

>>11955289
>shaken not stirred
What's the difference? Aren't they the same shit?

[Anonymous No.11961422]

>>11954849
Ask for Dr Pepper.

[Anonymous No.11961691]

>>11955502
cranged and shitpilled

[Anonymous No.11961701]

>coca cola please
>no ty we only service pepsi
>I have said cococa cola u dumb bitch

[Anonymous No.11961709]

>>11954849
Is pepsi okay?
>"No"
Okay
>Brings you coke

[Anonymous No.11961733]

>>11955502

[Anonymous No.11961742]

>>11957400
lmao based and senilepilled

[Anonymous No.11961753]

>>11957400
your grandpa should be sent to the electric chair

[Anonymous No.11962096]

>>11957400
That last one is kinda fucked but still hilarious.

[Anonymous No.11962123]

>>11954849
>is Pepsi ok?

Well since they both taste the fucking same and literally no one can taste the difference, why did you even ask me you stupid cunt?

[Anonymous No.11962161]

>>11957114
That's a yes.
>>11957129
Well then you're getting water because you didn't order a drink.

[Anonymous No.11962170]

>>11955502
This was painful to read.

[Anonymous No.11962226]

>>11959028
He said the american south, not south america. All I know is people tend to refer any type of pop as coke down there, didn't catch the second part about orange crush though.

[Anonymous No.11962254]

>>11962123
Tastelet

[Anonymous No.11962262]

>soft drinks

[Anonymous No.11962271]

>What else can I get you, then?

[Anonymous No.11962443]

>>11962226
>pop
Based popbro

[Anonymous No.11962757]

>>11960125
Based 'Based huh poster' poster

[Anonymous No.11962771]

>>11954849
>is pepsi ok?
>haven't from him in weeks

[Anonymous No.11963070]

>>11956995
>watered down
>extra sugar

What did he mean by this?

[Anonymous No.11963089]

>>11963070
>water down coke
>add sugar
>recieve pepsi

[Anonymous No.11963679]

>>11962226

it was just a funny rif that we used to do on /b/ about ordering a coke and the waitress asks what kind and you say anything and she brings you something different but it's okay

pop jokes are the best

[Anonymous No.11963698]

>>11954849
>"Asking me to substitute Pepsi for Coke is like asking your squishy, stinky vagina to substitute my dick for your Chad boyfriend's.

[Anonymous No.11963705]

>>11954866
Nice. Heh.

[Anonymous No.11963716]

>>11962123
>Imagine being so American you dont know the difference between coke and Pepsi.

[Anonymous No.11963847]

>>11963716
Like anyone on 4chan can even sense things anymore. We're all just lumps of boneless deep fried fat who can't tell the difference in flavour, texture, sight or smell between a pineapple and a rotten onion anyway.

[Anonymous No.11963852]

>>11961062
imagine actually typing this out

[Anonymous No.11963857]

>>11957005
Exactly this, if they have Pepsi products then I order a Mt Dew.

[Anonymous No.11963988]

>>11957400
How the fuck do you spend that much money on food? How the fuck many of there are you?

[Anonymous No.11963998]

>>11963716
Wouldn't you be more American for being able to tell the subtle differences between two hyper-American soft drinks?

Also kill yourself with your dead jokes.

[Anonymous No.11964110]

>>11957234
>try to force pepsi on me
>force

[Anonymous No.11964156]

>>11962262
>one sodey pop, please

[Anonymous No.11965335]

>>11955502
egg tier

[Anonymous No.11965573]

>>11963998
No. Because they drink so much of both they have desensitized their tastebuds.

[Anonymous No.11965927]

>>11965335
RC tier