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[Anonymous No.11992851]

How to I become proficient enough at the culinary arts to start impressing normies? Can I use cooking to seduce potential partners?

[Anonymous No.11992871]

never tbfh

[Anonymous No.11992878]

There is nothing impressive about cooking. You are doing what essentially any woman/small child is capable of doing. So unless you work in a 5 star restaurant, nobody is impressed.

[Anonymous No.11992885]

>>11992878
when you meet enough people and realize most of them are fucking retarded you'll see that basic skills like cooking or washing you are hands is actually valued and impressive

[Anonymous No.11992887]

>>11992851
now post the after pic

[Anonymous No.11992890]

>>11992851
You might make people want to eat your food, but that is about it. If everything else about is non-impressive or just straight crap, no one will care.

[Anonymous No.11992891]

>>11992887
Photo is fake and gay.

[Anonymous No.11992900]

>>11992878
>>11992890
What if I use a lot of exotic ingredients and go full tryhard with the garnery? I live in Norway, all we eat here is potatoes, reindeer and fish, but I want to spice peoples' lives up if you catch my drift

[Anonymous No.11992909]

>>11992900
All you have to do is heat up a grandiosa without reading the instructions and put store bought sauce on it to impress ladies in norway

[Anonymous No.11992918]

>>11992900
If you have a crap personality and shit social skills it won't matter. Cooking skills is just a part of the equation.

[Anonymous No.11992934]

>>11992851
>Can I use cooking to seduce potential partners?
No, not really.
But cooking definitely keeps them around if you're not looking to be a slut.

>How to I become proficient enough at the culinary arts to start impressing normies?
Look up recipes, try them, put some effort into doing it well and presentation. Most people don't cook at all these days so anything is impressive.

[Anonymous No.11992944]

>>11992918
>crap personality
more like crab personality he he he

[Anonymous No.11993007]

>>11992918
This, cooking skills is like seasoning. Even if you have the best spices, if you're cooking a turd with them it'll still be shit

[Anonymous No.11993012]

>>11992934
Would a dish like cheese souffle net me the D?
>>11993007
I think he is on the fence about me. He called me gorgeous and has stared at me intimately several times, but I need something extra to be more interesting to him.

[Anonymous No.11993046]

>>11993012
Don't play games or keep trying to imply/project stuff. Just straight out say it to him.

[Anonymous No.11993061]

>>11992871
>>11992878
Don't listen to these tards.
It depends on the person, if they are into cooking and you can make them an amazing meal they will be over the moon.
Plus women LOVE a guy that can cook.

[Anonymous No.11993075]

>>11992878
I never found someone in my friendbubble who cook better then me. Fuck i even cook better then my whole family

[Anonymous No.11993138]

>>11993075
How do they react when you cook them good shit?

[Anonymous No.11993144]

>>11993075
Do your parents at least have one non-fruity son?

[Anonymous No.11993153]

>>11992851
>How to I become proficient enough at the culinary arts to start impressing normies?
Assuming you wrote this yourself, you already are. All you have to do to impress normies is look up a recipe online and follow the directions.

[Anonymous No.11993175]

>>11992851
What's a normie? You come across as a faggot so use the cosby method, that's swish a roofie into some vodka in a martini glass. Seems to me like you're the "normie" whatever that means.

[Anonymous No.11993185]

>>11993075
can you also spell better THAN* your whole family? that would be depressing

[Anonymous No.11993191]

>>11993185
Hopefully that anon wont have children.

[Anonymous No.11993225]

>>11992851
Cooking doesnt create attraction it only enhances it. Nobody thinks your sexy because of the cognac fireball, but it might multiply something already there.

[Anonymous No.11993250]

Just remember that Julie's been working for the drug squad.
Live in New Jersey - Julie's in the drug squad
The Clash - Julie's Been Working For The Drug Squad - 3/8/1980 - Capitol Theatre (Official)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ydao39coPn8

[Anonymous No.11993364]

>>11992851
Is that what an asian Chad looks like?

[Anonymous No.11993371]

>>11992851
Normalfags are impressed by pretty much anything.
My college roommates were blown away at the idea of me cracking an egg woth one hand.

[Anonymous No.11993373]

>>11992944
I really really like this image

[Anonymous No.11993384]

>>11992944
>hqdefault

[Anonymous No.11993397]

>>11992851
Wow, you can perform a basic human function. Let me guess; your other hobbies are reading and/or traveling.

[Anonymous No.11993400]

>>11992851
ok but wtf is going on under the wok?

[Anonymous No.11993404]

>>11993075
and yet, no one is impressed. not even the 4chan people. how does that make you feel?

[Anonymous No.11993423]

>>11993400
that looks like one of the common shapes of cast iron "wok ring" you put under a wok to cook on. Lots of them are high in the back like that. It looks like the dude set is wok on that for the pic.

[Anonymous No.11993557]

>>11992851
Women always say, "Wow, you can cook? That's so sexy!" and things along those lines. The truth is that after you've cooked her a few meals she'll come to expect it instead of be impressed by it.

[Anonymous No.11994243]

>>11993061
Yeah the problem is that women who love guys who can cook are the ones who dont know how to cook and will expect you to cook everytime.

[Anonymous No.11994278]

>>11992851
you just follow directions...

[Anonymous No.11994989]

>>11993185
Sorry iam not an english native
>>11993138
They like my taste and rely on my restaurant recommendatikns
>>11993404
I actually dont care

[Anonymous No.11995455]

your so called wok "master" crumples before my power!

[Anonymous No.11995463]

>>11993423
Those rings work best when using a gas fired stove.

[Anonymous No.11995476]

>>11993423
The best woks aren't cast iron, they're carbon steel. Just sayin'.

[Anonymous No.11995480]

>>11992878
It's like basic socializing 101 that cooking for others is attractive and endearing. You need to go outside anon.

[Anonymous No.11995495]

>>11995480
That anon is probably too scared of some dog barking and chasing him.

[Anonymous No.11995619]

>>11992851
In my experience, it's not that hard. No one knows how to cook anymore, so just make them some meme food or just don't undercook some chicken and you're a god.
Oh, keeping spices other than Old Bay will blow their mind, too.

[Anonymous No.11995748]

>>11993397
> Wow, you can perform a basic human function.

Not OP, but I always cringe when women boast that they can't cook (or can "cook" aka making noodles). This shit is a major turn off right of the bat.

[Anonymous No.11995775]

>>11995748
The worst part of it all is that even basic cooking is incredibly simple. Like you don't have to go out and learn how to make a full three-course meal complete with exotic ingredients and garnish, just knowing how to season your foods properly and how to compliment flavors is enough. Saying you can't cook whatsoever is just projecting how lazy you are.

[Anonymous No.11995782]

>>11992851
>Can I use cooking to seduce potential partners?
I mean, you CAN, but GHB is a lot more reliable.

[Anonymous No.11995785]

>>11995748
>haha, I can't cook at all!
>maths, oh I suck at maths!
>taxes? my head spins at the sight of them!
>I like basic competency in very simple skills, I am a human child wearing the skin of an adult, and I am trying to portray that as something quirky instead of the sad, pathetic state that it is.

[Anonymous No.11995802]

>>11995775
It also shows that you can't take care of yourself (and your body).

My parents got a new tentant. Never seen her so far, but apparently, she lost weight since she moved in (she's divorced now). All she eats are noodles and prepackaged salads because she can't cook for shit. No wonder her husband left her. This is just pathetic.

[Anonymous No.11995815]

>>11995802
Share pics of her panty drawer next time you visit them, please.

[Anonymous No.11995830]

>>11995455
This is funnier than it should be

[Anonymous No.11995832]

>>11995619
>don't undercook some chicken
>he doesn't eat his chicken blue rare
toggaf

[Anonymous No.11995836]

>>11995455
Fucking incredible, anon.

[Anonymous No.11996005]

>>11993225
doesn't that go for absolutely everything short of ability to hold a conversation or actual physical attractiveness (one or the other) serving as the base?

[Anonymous No.11996012]

>>11992851
I’d like to take every single grain and shove it all up his ass.

[Anonymous No.11996040]

>>11996005
Yep.

[Anonymous No.11996090]

>>11995455

[Anonymous No.11996209]

>>11992851
Just get some molecular gastronomy kits for $40-$60. Normies can't taste the difference between slightly average food and excellent food anyways.

[Anonymous No.11996307]

>>11995455
Top kek

[Anonymous No.11996322]

>>11995455
10/10