*blocks your path* >hey mister, wanna buy some cookies? What do?

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Anonymous Tue Mar 5 22:02:46 2019 No.11996425 [Reply] [Original]

*blocks your path*
>hey mister, wanna buy some cookies?
What do?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 5 22:05:28 2019 No.11996437 Bought a whole box of the peanut butter cookies and ate the whole box when I got the car before eating 2 packages of peeps. I was fucking out of controll

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 5 22:05:43 2019 No.11996440 >>11996425 Samoas and Tagalongs only. Thin mints aren't gonna keep me thin honey.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 5 22:05:43 2019 No.11996441 >>11996425 Do I look like I have shit-tier taste? Take that sugar back to your Jew overlords and tell them the day of the rope is coming.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 5 22:07:10 2019 No.11996453 >>11996425 I wanna buy some of that ass if you know what I mean homie

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 5 22:09:22 2019 No.11996462 >>11996425 >always wear earbuds >always avoid eye contact Never have this problem.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 5 22:10:48 2019 No.11996473 File: 87 KB, 268x325, WySl0IX.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11996453

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 5 22:25:35 2019 No.11996531 >>11996425 damn, I remember being that kid, going to all my parents friends selling these. Life comes at ya fast As for which cookie, the tagalogs are the best

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 5 22:27:15 2019 No.11996538 >>11996425 I don't support child labor.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 5 22:30:24 2019 No.11996550 >>11996425 Hey girls, I've got some coins in my pocket. Grab 'em, they're yours.

Anonymous Tue Mar 5 22:31:45 2019 No.11996555
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>>11996425
>Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin, my soul. Lo-lee-ta: the tip of the tongue taking a trip of three steps down the palate to tap, at three, on the teeth. Lo. Lee. Ta.

>She was Lo, plain Lo, in the morning, standing four feet ten in one sock. She was Lola in slacks. She was Dolly at school. She was Dolores on the dotted line. But in my arms she was always Lolita.

And after my monologue wink at the mom and go about my day

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 5 22:32:25 2019 No.11996559 >>11996425 >that fucking sneer Even they are disgusted by what they are selling, why should I think any different?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 5 22:48:49 2019 No.11996641 >>11996538 >t.cuck

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 5 22:50:56 2019 No.11996651 >>11996425 marry, fuck, kill

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 5 22:53:34 2019 No.11996664 File: 414 KB, 1024x681, Whore cookies.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11996425 We need to stop teaching little girls to whore themselves out on the goddamn fucking street

Anonymous Tue Mar 5 23:01:52 2019 No.11996710

>>11996425
30 years ago those cookies were top-tier. But there's tons of store brands that do it better now.

Also, this is a lot like breast cancer shit. Lung, colon, and liver cancer account for 15x the occurrence of breast cancer, and also affects both sexes. But breast cancer gets over 70x the funding of any other kind of cancer because of pussy-privilege. Where's my fucking boyscout cookies? Maybe I want to support them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 5 23:16:52 2019 No.11996783 File: 69 KB, 446x435, coolpepe.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >sorry you little roastie whores, i bought some Pepperidge Farm Tahoe White Chocolate Macadamia... yep a real cookie

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 5 23:17:20 2019 No.11996784 File: 52 KB, 640x355, i.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11996425 Fuck this shit, they all have Square card readers now so I can't even use my "I don't carry cash" routine anymore.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 5 23:21:55 2019 No.11996814 File: 73 KB, 368x346, 1542852229567.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11996425 Walk into the store and buy cheaper Keebler cookies.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 5 23:25:43 2019 No.11996835 >>11996555 Based Nabokov poster

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 5 23:26:23 2019 No.11996838 >>11996425 I'll take three boxes of Samoas, two boxes of Thin Mints, a box of Tagalongs and a box of Lemonades. The Thin Mints and Tagalongs go in the freezer, the Samoas are eaten room-temp and I warm the Lemonades up to snack on with hot black tea.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 5 23:28:07 2019 No.11996845 >>11996783 Pepperidge farm cookies are bomb.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 5 23:28:16 2019 No.11996846 File: 538 KB, 1551x1600, 1442400399815.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11996555 Deserved trips.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 5 23:31:08 2019 No.11996858 One box of Thin Mints and two boxes of Savanah Smiles, please

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 5 23:34:52 2019 No.11996872 ITT: People who don't know how to say "No go away"

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 5 23:50:39 2019 No.11996930 >>11996425 Tagalongs are my favorite these days, it use to be Caramal Delites but I feel like they changed the recipe. They also changed it for thin mints, they aren't nearly as good as they use to be.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 6 00:54:15 2019 No.11997163 Why are there pictures of niggers on every box?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 6 00:58:29 2019 No.11997176 >>11997163 Fuck off you obsessed faggot.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 6 01:04:16 2019 No.11997195 Doesn't this violate child labor laws? Or does it not count because you aren't paying them?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 6 01:07:56 2019 No.11997207 >>11997195 It's (((fundraising)))

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 6 01:08:58 2019 No.11997210 >>11996425 For me, it's ThanksALots. Do they still make the Cranberry Orange ones? Those were tasty.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 6 01:10:22 2019 No.11997216 >>11996425 Do Americans really buy these?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 6 01:11:07 2019 No.11997218 >>11997163 Because black kids are also allowed to be girl scouts.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 6 01:11:39 2019 No.11997220 >>11997218 Do Americans really permit negros to be girl scouts?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 6 01:13:41 2019 No.11997225 >>11997220 Even negros can be molested little girls.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 6 01:17:45 2019 No.11997240 Why aren't feminists fighting the exploitation of young women for capital gain? Is it because a man's not doing it?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 6 01:21:58 2019 No.11997249 >>11997220 Yeah, it helps them get out of the ghettos and learn how to not be like their shit ass parents.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 6 01:22:44 2019 No.11997252 Safeway was giving out samples for their own versions just yesterday. Half the price too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 6 01:26:17 2019 No.11997256 >>11996425 One is stopping me as a 6'1, 190lb male from simply stealing all of their shit?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 6 01:36:39 2019 No.11997282 >>11996425 Sure! I'm diabetic! I'll take the sugar free cookies, please!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 6 01:59:48 2019 No.11997352 File: 3.86 MB, 240x266, 1550099466523.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11996425 fuck outta my way princess, i'm a mothafuckin cop killa

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 6 02:03:49 2019 No.11997361 >>11997252 They should make an employee put a table next to the kiddos and give out samples.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 6 02:10:16 2019 No.11997387 >>11996425 I just say I'm diabetic, can't guilt me into buying.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 6 02:10:38 2019 No.11997389 y-you too

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 6 02:40:51 2019 No.11997495 >>11996425 Sorry kids I already bought my girl scout cookies inside the store

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 6 02:42:42 2019 No.11997497 >>11996425 Heh, you mean your cunn- >Notices their faces Uh...I'll pass

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 6 02:53:10 2019 No.11997528 the girl scouts throwing a hissy fit and literally suing the boy scouts for allowing girls to join made me not want to support the girl scouts ever again

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 6 02:53:32 2019 No.11997529 File: 23 KB, 480x360, hqdefault (5).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11996845 Why is everything Pepe the bomb?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 6 03:00:24 2019 No.11997546 >>11996425 I'll buy the one without a nigger on it. If you've got one that is.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 6 03:06:09 2019 No.11997561 >>11996425 Tell them that they need to leave because I’m going shopping and they can’t be within 200 meters of me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 6 03:17:52 2019 No.11997594 tell them that their parents signed them up for a literal scam, especially now that the BSA is letting anyone in these days.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 6 03:20:27 2019 No.11997598 Do you learn survival skills in Girl Scouts? I never joined because I wanted to set fires and look for mushrooms, not paint t-shirts and sell cookies

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>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 6 03:32:39 2019 No.11997629 >>11997598 Survival skills for women are based on self presentation, therefore those activities are very fitting. Leave the fire setting for the men.

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Anonymous Wed Mar 6 04:44:56 2019 No.11997836

>>11996425
>sister goes out to sell girl scout cookies
>sells 3856395 boxes and her troop earns enough money to go on a yearlong trip to disney world
>i go out to sell boyscout popcorn
>mom buys a tin and the troop earned enough money to buy a single shoelace to learn how to tie knots

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 6 06:30:57 2019 No.11998079 >>11996425 I'm black, so the girl scouts and their scout leaders tend to leave me alone out of fear. One perk for being black, I guess

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 6 06:39:54 2019 No.11998103 >>11996425 why do all the cookie wrappings have black people on them? I'm not black so they are obviously not marketed to me

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 6 06:43:01 2019 No.11998109 >>11996425 >Sure! Come on in while I look for my wallet. Say, you girls are cute. You could be models. I'll buy an extra batch if you let me take a few pictures.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 6 06:47:22 2019 No.11998123 File: 14 KB, 360x203, EC256AE0-C63D-4BFD-98D2-F5EA4437D9A2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11996425 Use drug money to buy all the cookies

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 6 07:02:10 2019 No.11998147 File: 16 KB, 480x360, bought_it_from_a_negro-caddyshack.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I bought it from a negro!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 6 07:03:02 2019 No.11998150 >>11998123 You just know

Anonymous Wed Mar 6 09:08:22 2019 No.11998422

>>11996425

That commercialisation looks weird. It really doesn't fit the image I have from the scouts as the friendly non-profit just for fun neighbourhood organisation that teaches them nature and stuff.
Instead "Hey mister, wanna buy some Girl Scouts(TM)(R) PeanutButterSandwiches(TM)(R)(C)?"

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 6 09:16:34 2019 No.11998435 >>11996425 >locally owned gas station stocks girl scout cookies every year I don't have to interact with little girls to get their cookies. I've already eaten a box of samoas and do-si-dos, will probably get in on that thin mint action soon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 6 09:19:45 2019 No.11998441 >>11997836 I've always found it hilarious that they make the boy scouts sell popcorn. LMAO fucking POPCORN Nobody wants that shit

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 6 09:22:13 2019 No.11998450 >>11996425 Inform the FBI that a paramilitary organization has taken over the supermarket entrance.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 6 09:24:55 2019 No.11998459 >>11998450 You can see that right one is a true war machine.

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>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 6 09:58:46 2019 No.11998514 File: 570 KB, 514x686, boyscout.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11998441 well, would eat a cookie with BS on it?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 6 10:02:18 2019 No.11998522 >Start hitting on the MILFs One of these days I'll bang your mom, kid. Then I'm gonna lick your sweet little Samoas once I'm done with her. Wonder how long they'll keep selling. I need to try again before the season is over.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 6 10:02:34 2019 No.11998523 >>11996453 Based

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 6 10:12:43 2019 No.11998541 Sorry I can't in good conscience support your Marxist feminist organization, nothing personnel kid

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 6 10:13:48 2019 No.11998542 Buy ALL of their Tagalongs and throw their Thin Mints into the trash

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 6 10:28:09 2019 No.11998572 >>11996425 I dunno, probably buy a box of those s'mores cookies. They're pretty good.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 6 10:32:01 2019 No.11998582 >>11996441 Imagine actually saying that to a group of 9 year old girls and their moms. Jesus that would be funny.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 6 10:35:45 2019 No.11998593 >>11996425 Nah sorry girls, I prefer popcorn.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 6 12:06:02 2019 No.11998797 >>11996425 Girl Scouts are based.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 6 12:18:26 2019 No.11998843 >>11996814 frog post best boast

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 6 12:20:31 2019 No.11998850 >>11996710 Boy scouts sell popcorn.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 6 12:26:47 2019 No.11998875 >>11998850 Do they really? Learn something new every day. I've never seen that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 6 12:30:10 2019 No.11998883 >>11996425 Not until your mom teaches you how to dress properly

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 6 12:32:40 2019 No.11998888 >>11996425 Unsheathe my blade Teleport behind them Heh Nuthin personnel slice Make off witha bunch of nummy coockies

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 6 12:33:18 2019 No.11998890 >>11998875 Yup. I was one. We're just no where near as popular as the cookies.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 6 12:43:31 2019 No.11998918 >>11998890 Did you make it to eagle? I dropped out after a year. Too many rules.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 6 12:45:24 2019 No.11998929 >>11998918 Nope. Star scout or something like that. Had change in troop leadership and it went downhill

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 6 12:46:39 2019 No.11998934 >>11996425 I cannot see the flavors so I cannot tell.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 6 12:47:40 2019 No.11998940 >>11996425 "Why is there a minority in the majority of the box art?"

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 6 13:05:24 2019 No.11998990 >>11998890 Was this outside grocery stores, or did you have to go door to door with catalogs?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 6 13:06:41 2019 No.11998992 >>11998890 >We're just no where near as popular as the cookies. Well, those skirts get shorter and shorter each year. How can you compete?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 6 13:07:33 2019 No.11998996 >>11996425 These little shits always sell in the train station on my way home But they never bother me and I've never missed a train because of them so I'd say they're actually OK

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 6 13:08:58 2019 No.11999001 >>11996814 girl scout cookies are cheaper

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 6 13:10:23 2019 No.11999008 >>11996437 Swede detected

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 6 13:19:13 2019 No.11999029 File: 38 KB, 500x500, 1522721345947.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11996453 based boy scout

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 6 13:22:10 2019 No.11999044 >>11996425 Buy cookies

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 6 13:22:55 2019 No.11999049 >>11998996 They try not to bother the people that look like they'd molest them

Anonymous Wed Mar 6 13:24:54 2019 No.11999055

>>11999001
Nigger how much are girl scout cookies where you live? Cheapest I can get them are 4 dollars a box and that's only because the place I buy them from orders them in bulk and resells them. They're usually 6 dollars a box if you buy them directly from the girls.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 6 13:28:36 2019 No.11999070 >>11996425 Why would I buy their shit cookies when I can bake better ones at home?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 6 13:29:13 2019 No.11999073 >>11998450 Isn't that reference from the original Red Dawn?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 6 13:31:19 2019 No.11999080 >>11999049 low effort shitpost but have your (You) on me today bud

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>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 6 13:34:41 2019 No.11999085 File: 68 KB, 781x424, 1548689993375.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11996453 Based

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 6 13:37:15 2019 No.11999094 >>11996437 Literally me 5 minutes ago except not peeps

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 6 13:38:32 2019 No.11999099 >>11997497 Im an assman not a daceman.

Anonymous Wed Mar 6 13:38:56 2019 No.11999100

>>11996710
>lung, colon, and liver cancer
AKA Organs that you fucked up of your own accord by smoking, drinking, taking tons of drugs, and eating a shit diet.
Breast cancer is hereditary and hormonal, whereas I think a lot of other cancers are usually deserved.
-t. Lost 3 immediate family members to cancers they deserved.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 6 13:48:30 2019 No.11999137 >>11996425 I don't support Planned Parenthood, little Moloch worshippers.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 6 13:58:24 2019 No.11999172 >>11999073 Fuck your wolverines and get me form 4473.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 6 14:01:46 2019 No.11999187 File: 249 KB, 1024x768, cookies.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11996783 >sorry you little roastie whores Fucking lost it

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 6 14:05:39 2019 No.11999200 >>11996425 Either they have thin mints or no thanks.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 6 14:08:27 2019 No.11999215 >>11999187 >Thank you for your suprt! It's spurt, and I'm gonna be doing a lot of that soon, kid.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 6 14:23:22 2019 No.11999263 >>11996425 I'll have uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 6 14:44:07 2019 No.11999342 >>11996425 I used to use my dad's test >What are you raising money for? If they could articulate it, even if it was a dumb cause, he'd buy something Now I just ignore them

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 6 14:49:03 2019 No.11999355 >>11997256 based voice to text phone poster

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 6 14:50:00 2019 No.11999358 >>11996425 >pummel their faces into a slurry >grab as many boxes of cookies as I can >put them in my car >return to piss on their display >grab more boxes of cookies >return home

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 6 14:51:24 2019 No.11999364 >>11996437 Based no self control bro

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 6 14:52:25 2019 No.11999371 >>11999215 SPURT SPURT, GULP GULP

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 6 14:52:37 2019 No.11999374 File: 320 KB, 1000x862, 2018-05-31-girlscouts_crop.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11996425

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 6 14:52:41 2019 No.11999375 >>11998441 >I bought it from a negro! especially since a tin contains nothing but a bag filled with half-corn half-air for $10 I've made 2x that much caramel corn stovetop for like $0.15

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 6 14:54:32 2019 No.11999379 >>11998890 >no where near as popular as the cookies that's because you set up in banks and shit instead of convenience and grocery stores

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 6 14:57:40 2019 No.11999389 >>11999358 >return to piss on their display >grab more boxes of cookies You're supposed to do that in the opposite order

Anonymous Wed Mar 6 15:00:01 2019 No.11999400
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>>11996425
>girl scout cookies
>walk past these pushy cunts with a smug look on my face
>enter walmart
>purchase Great Value brand knock-off thin mints for 1/3 of the price of the pushy mini thots at the enterance of the store
>leave store and do a little jig with my cookies in front of them as i leave
>mini thots turbo thot moms reeeee uncontrollably
>one chases me out into the parking lot before im able to get the cute little redheads number
Odd feels man.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 6 15:04:44 2019 No.11999420 >>11997836 Yeah we sold the popcorn when i was in too, one year we sold frozen cookies that you had to bake yourself, that went well >what do you mean i have to bake them? The girlscouts cookies are already cooked!

Anonymous Wed Mar 6 15:09:38 2019 No.11999429

>>11998918
I left during my third year, we nolonger did any cool shit and it started becoming gay soft faggy bullshit, the kids that dads ran the pack mooved and it was just one dikey cunt single parent mom running our pack, she took our knives back too, cunt.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 6 15:10:40 2019 No.11999437 >>11998990 My pack went door to door. This was in the late 90s.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 6 15:11:43 2019 No.11999443 >>11999001 When was the last time you bought girl scout cookies?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 6 15:12:20 2019 No.11999447 >>11999100 Wow, you sound like a real winner. Not all like a morally self-righteous shit-bag that's grateful for the deaths in his own family.

Anonymous Wed Mar 6 15:13:07 2019 No.11999452
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>>11996425
>punch girl in the face
>she falls down against a wall
>repeatedly kick her in the face with my steel-toe boots while chanting "MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA"
>whip out my peenus weanus and cum on her bleeding eyeballs
>steal cookies and leave

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 6 15:13:40 2019 No.11999455 >>11999375 We sold microwave popcorn.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 6 15:20:09 2019 No.11999485 >>11999455 ok but I bought some caramel corn from boy scouts this past fall at a bank for $10 and I w- on't do it again

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 6 15:20:26 2019 No.11999486 >>11998918 I was close, but I did make it to Life.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 6 15:24:31 2019 No.11999507 File: 1.19 MB, 320x180, barry.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11998147 pffft

Anonymous Wed Mar 6 15:27:04 2019 No.11999523

>>11999485
>w-
>on't do it again
Why did you do that? If I catch you doing it again, I'll fucking kick your ass.
Anyways, for me, Thin Mints are the superior cookie and anyone else saying differently has the right to do so. Except Samoas faggots. You guys go to hell.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 6 15:30:15 2019 No.11999537 >>11996425 Absolutely not, tart.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 6 15:38:42 2019 No.11999576 >>11999523 What did I do wrong? If you tell me I'll be sure no- t to do it again.

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>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 6 15:41:06 2019 No.11999590 >>11996425 These kids are so ugly that I'm genuinely pondering why pedophiles exist.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 6 15:41:42 2019 No.11999593 >>11996441 Made me laugh.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 6 15:45:49 2019 No.11999619 >>11997220 I've never seen a nigger girl scout in 40 years. I guess somewhere there is one, but I've never seen it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 6 15:45:54 2019 No.11999620 >>11999590 Imagine how ugly they'd be grown up

Anonymous Wed Mar 6 16:29:43 2019 No.11999816

>see girl scout cookie stand right outside walmart
>tempted to walk up, but know that I'd have to buy a box due to pressure if I do
>suddenly remember that peanut butter patties were fucking delicious
>walk up
>ask for peanut butter patties
>they say they don't have any
>fuck
>bought a small box of thin mints instead
>threw away box later
I hate mint

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 6 16:59:38 2019 No.11999915 File: 21 KB, 440x444, 1550902912311.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11999374 >Shadman?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 6 17:03:15 2019 No.11999924 File: 104 KB, 1024x1024, cake1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11999374

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 6 17:08:30 2019 No.11999949 I look them in the eye, smile, and say "no thank you" Who gives a fuck

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 6 17:15:58 2019 No.11999980 >>11999374 >>11999924 since when does cake refer to cunny?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 6 17:18:22 2019 No.11999991 >>11999980 Newfags should get the rope.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 6 17:20:17 2019 No.11999998 >>11999980 cake as in "POUNDcake"

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 6 17:20:34 2019 No.12000001 File: 1.77 MB, 370x441, shad and the like.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11999374

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 6 17:28:18 2019 No.12000042 >>11999980 Is this bait?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 6 18:21:54 2019 No.12000259 >>11996555 based cunny poster

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 6 18:25:12 2019 No.12000273 >>11999999 >>11000000

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 6 19:24:19 2019 No.12000486 You buy your cookies and make a good difference in the life of a child.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 6 19:46:26 2019 No.12000566 >>11999358 >pummel their display into a slurry* >grab as many boxes of cookies as I can >put them in my car >return to piss on their faces* >grab more boxes of cookies >return home

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>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 6 23:20:36 2019 No.12001423 File: 1.67 MB, 1500x749, GST+4052.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >hey mister, buy some fucking cookies

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 6 23:34:40 2019 No.12001464 >>11996425 I love helping kids and students out when they are selling stuff for their organizations or other causes, but I never actually want the cookies or chocolate bars and just give them somewhere between $5-$20 for their effort.

Anonymous Wed Mar 6 23:41:21 2019 No.12001487

>>11996531
For me it started out with wrapping paper then moved on to cookies and popcorn. Eventually I moved on to Cutco knives despite practically no true sales experience and managed to con all my immediate family, extended family, friends, acquaintances, friends' parents, schoolmates' (of a k-12 school) parents, and teachers into buying $25k worth of Cutco knives in 2 weeks flat. I made a 20% commission of the sales plus $20 for every appointment which was like $1500 in those two weeks. After I ran out of people to scam, I just started making up fake appointments knowing that they would never actually verify, and spam calling people with that obnoxious Cutco script to pressure other people into joining and thus me making money for every retard who actually signed up. Ah, yes, good times.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 6 23:44:36 2019 No.12001500 >>11996559 Imagine being that ugly as a child. Most kids that age are cute/not uggo until they move on to puberty and develop unique features. These creatures have no chance to ever be even 5/10.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 6 23:51:43 2019 No.12001531 >>11996425 Yes, I'll take one of each box that doesn't have a niglet on the front

Anonymous Wed Mar 6 23:58:18 2019 No.12001556

>>11999100
I see where you are coming from, but my dad passed away from non-smokers small cell lung cancer 6 months after his diagnosis despite being freakishly healthy his entire life. He grew up on a farm working the fields, crops, and cow milking from a young age. No allergies, never sick. As he got older he would also sell the produce from the farm, help build barns and additions to the family home, while also going to grade school. After graduating high school, he got into a fairly prestigious university and worked 3 jobs while killing it in undergraduate school. After that he got a job and completed a night school master's degree, also at a prestigious school. Every single day he did 100 push ups, 100 crunches, 30 minutes jogging on the treadmill, and the bench press. Between full time work and working out, he found time to do house and yard work, play sports with my siblings and me, and have quality time with my mom. He was never a keto or atkins follower, but was conscious of his sugar and simple carb intake. He was never once in his life overweight or out of shape. He never smoked and rarely drank. If he did drink, it would be just one beer or one glass of wine. He was one of those people who could do it all, always be active and fit, eat right, control his vices, find time to laugh and love and have fun while also being able to work hard and provide. Sometimes these cancers affect people who never deserved it. Recently my uncle, not blood related, who is a fairly normal guy without observable vices and a good physique was diagnosed with stage 4 colon cancer.

Anonymous Thu Mar 7 00:02:18 2019 No.12001572

>>11996425
ok. gimme a box of chocolate ones...

the boy and girl scouts do great work all over the world teaching skills that millenial parents cant because no one taught them.

teachs kids how to be indipendant. not just cookery how to find and make shelter make a basic fire how to sew, fish etc

yes im a former boy scout.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 00:13:39 2019 No.12001611 >>11999137 This

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 00:16:06 2019 No.12001623 >>11997598 That all depends on your troop mothers and what kind of summer camp courses you sign up for. There are not nearly the same amount survival related activities directed towards girls scouts as are directed towards boy scouts though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 00:19:38 2019 No.12001635 >>11996425 im glad the left has made it so i cant tell if theyre girl scouts or tranny scouts. thanks obama.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 01:08:46 2019 No.12001812 >>12001635 Nigga you mad autistic if you think kids are getting HRT at that age

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 01:17:24 2019 No.12001844 >>11996441 >the day of the rope holy shit I dont know why but I can't stop laughing

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 01:50:56 2019 No.12001958 >>12001572 >indipendant wow

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 03:47:10 2019 No.12002219 >>11996425 I do not live in 3rd world country, kids are not forced to labor here.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 03:49:15 2019 No.12002224 File: 60 KB, 501x750, blackman.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >ayo buy my mufuggin cookies need money to feed my family and shit white boi

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 04:02:22 2019 No.12002243 >>11996814 are white people frogs now

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 04:12:14 2019 No.12002262 File: 1.76 MB, 370x441, when they come knocking.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12000001 but he's opening those doors, the gif needs to be in reverse so he's shutting the doors.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 04:44:29 2019 No.12002308 Thin Mints > the rest Frozen Thin Mints are a sign that God may exist

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 11:15:14 2019 No.12003238 >>11996425 As they get fatter they look angrier

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 11:16:57 2019 No.12003241 File: 31 KB, 387x379, 1528487650142.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12002308 >Frozen Thin Mints are a sign that God may exist

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 13:53:08 2019 No.12003702 >>12002243 >who are the French Inb4 Paris is Africa

Anonymous Thu Mar 7 16:47:00 2019 No.12004245
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>I'm sorry, but I cannot in good conscience support an organization that supports the emasculation of our youth, promotes rampant homosexuality, and gives proceeds to Moloch worshippers. I'll get my Samoans from Aldi, thank you.
>Would you like to hear about the Jews?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 16:53:03 2019 No.12004268 >>12004245 >>>/r/the_donald

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 16:53:48 2019 No.12004272 I always ask them for their favorite cookie since I don't dislike any of the cookies but it's also expensive. I just want to support the girl scouts.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 16:59:35 2019 No.12004289 >>11996462 The easiest target

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 20:12:12 2019 No.12005018 >>12004272 that's cute. I should do that next time I run into them. Maybe one of them will be my gf or something.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 20:13:46 2019 No.12005026 >>11996453 how do you do fellow libertarian? visit reason.com today?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 20:51:40 2019 No.12005154 File: 82 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >walking into grocery store >RING RING RING RING what do?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 20:55:55 2019 No.12005172 >>12005154 Thats for a legit charity, I'm ok with this.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 21:11:14 2019 No.12005231 >>11997163 Nigger

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 21:12:28 2019 No.12005236 >>12005154 Kiss my boyfriend in front of him

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 21:14:42 2019 No.12005246 >>11997352 Kek

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 21:41:17 2019 No.12005362 >>11996425 they always wait until i leave the walgreens. i feel bad because i'm carrying a bag of 1.75 liter of vodka.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 21:43:22 2019 No.12005367 >>12005172 It's embarrassing how wrong you are.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 21:50:48 2019 No.12005404 >>12005154 why are those bell ringers always cooky or crazy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 22:37:55 2019 No.12005571 >>11996425 Hit them with my 950,000 Volt Knuckle Blaster Stun gun. I refuse to be extorted.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 7 23:55:10 2019 No.12005843 where can i buy the old girl scout cookies. the current ones taste like shit

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 00:10:03 2019 No.12005877 >>12005154 >reach into pocket to find change >i only have a nickel and a dime >giving $0.15 probably looks worse than not giving at all >but i'm already halfway through the motion of dropping the coins FUCKK I hate beggars.

Anonymous Fri Mar 8 00:11:20 2019 No.12005879

>>11996425
>see girlscouts right outside supermarket
>try to go out other set of doors
>its blocked with carts
>forced to run the gauntlet by the only operating door
>clearly supermarket in cahoots with little girls
>prices now over 5 dollars a box
>girlscout moms glaring at me holding their iphones
>start thinking of excuses, fumble my monopoly tickets and 2ft long receipt
>not this time
>fuck you safeway
>go out loading dock, step over vaping guy sitting on milkcrate
feels good man

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 00:16:37 2019 No.12005890 >>12005154 fish out all the sacgagiwia dollar coins i have in my pocket and swallow it in front of them

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 01:54:56 2019 No.12006077 >>11999452 HOLY FUCKING BASED

Anonymous Fri Mar 8 02:00:53 2019 No.12006087
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>>12005154

Fuck this shit, the grocery store I usually go to always has these fags posted up by both doors around the holidays. I have to drive a few miles out of my way to a different grocery store that doesn't allow these shenanigans until they're gone.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 05:48:29 2019 No.12006601 >>12005890 wow you really showed him

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 07:01:27 2019 No.12006756 >>11996425 Peanut Butter Sandwiches and then Samoas are the two best.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 07:10:06 2019 No.12006767 Call them racist sexist cunt transphobia Jew killers for not joining the boy scouts. Then tell them that their shitty cookies make all the women look like pigs and tell them they are already fat

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 08:13:33 2019 No.12006876 >>11999374 >chromatic aberration

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 09:13:25 2019 No.12007045 >>11996425 >be autist >wtb cooki >pay 20 dollar >would you like to donate to millitary sir? >o-okay >look at wallet, only find 20 dollar >for few cookies spent 40 shekalim

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 09:18:54 2019 No.12007063 File: 158 KB, 245x339, langg.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11996453 wat

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 10:08:04 2019 No.12007184 >>11996555 Kek I read this to the tune of Brandy, you're a fine girl

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 10:10:54 2019 No.12007189 >>11999420 Our troops gimmick was convincing people to eat it raw or put it in ice cream

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 13:41:16 2019 No.12007841 >>11997163 This. It's the first thing I noticed. I'm not buying a box with one of those people on it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 16:53:39 2019 No.12008597 >>11998918 I made it to weeblo and quit

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 16:54:32 2019 No.12008602 >>11999055 >cutting the girls out of the equation Nigga wut

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 17:07:23 2019 No.12008654 >>11996437 MOMS GONNA FREAK

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 17:19:20 2019 No.12008699 >>12005154 >"I already donated" >They thank me >Walk past

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 17:24:11 2019 No.12008713 >>12005154 >"Sorry I dont support homophobia"

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 18:12:27 2019 No.12008874 >>12005172 Salvation Army is more of a business than Goodwill

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 18:13:38 2019 No.12008877 >>12005843 Family Dollar sells their own brand of girl-scout-ish cookies

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 18:24:10 2019 No.12008912 Spend all my paper money

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 19:11:22 2019 No.12009075 >>11996531 post tits

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 19:41:42 2019 No.12009206 >>11999342 That's a good test. I might try that next time, just without buying anything anyway.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 19:45:01 2019 No.12009219 >>11996425 You buy them all

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 19:47:45 2019 No.12009231 >>11999342 >>12009206 With Girl Guides? Aren't they always raising money for the Girl Guides? If you mean for any charity, they can always explain it. They are trained to sell that stuff because it's their job.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 20:05:08 2019 No.12009321 >>11997528 I mean I don't think girls should be allowed to join the BOY scouts. I'd day their outrage is correct.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 20:17:58 2019 No.12009378 >>11999980 It is delicious cake you must eat it

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 20:29:18 2019 No.12009415 >>12009321 The Girl Scouts' outrage is because they think less girls will join the Girl Scouts if they can join the Boy Scouts which means less cookies getting sold, not because they give a fuck about what's best for girls or boys.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 20:31:39 2019 No.12009425 >>11996425 Ask for their phone number and Instagram

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 20:44:11 2019 No.12009476 >>11996425 Why are they so fucking ugly?? Jesus Christ

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 20:45:26 2019 No.12009479 >>12009476 The one in the blue is kinda cute

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 20:46:58 2019 No.12009488 >>12009479 Debbie Down Syndrome on the left?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 21:29:41 2019 No.12009634 >>11996425 No.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 21:31:01 2019 No.12009637 >>12005026 anon, reason is a leftist authoritarian firm. Why would a libertarian visit that website?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 21:37:48 2019 No.12009658 >>11996425 >these little cunts set up outside my work >bug me every time I walk by >tell them every time I'll buy some >mfw I'm never going to and if anything I'll go to Walgreens and get the generic versions for like half the cost lol

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 22:06:06 2019 No.12009751 >>12009479 Not really lol

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 22:07:11 2019 No.12009756 >>12009658 Get the Walgreens ones and eat them right out of the box while telling those girls you'll definitely buy some eventually.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 9 00:19:28 2019 No.12010143 >>11999374 You too much of a coward to take a vacation?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 9 02:39:21 2019 No.12010460 >>11996425 >Not today.

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