>BEEP BEEP-BEEP-BEEP BEEEEP >WHIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR WHIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR WHIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR WHIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR >BEEEEEEEEP BEEEEEEEP BEEEEEEEEP BEEEEEEEEEEEP

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Anonymous Fri Mar 8 00:00:44 2019 No.12005858 [Reply] [Original]

>BEEP BEEP-BEEP-BEEP BEEEEP
>WHIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR WHIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR WHIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR WHIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>BEEEEEEEEP BEEEEEEEP BEEEEEEEEP BEEEEEEEEEEEP

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 00:02:33 2019 No.12005864 File: 5 KB, 225x224, download (2).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12005858

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 00:03:43 2019 No.12005868 LMFAO omg this post is so random xD!!!!!!!!! im gona post this on /r/4chan lol they love whacky stuff like this

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 00:09:39 2019 No.12005876 >>12005868 hell yeah bro, upvoted!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 00:12:53 2019 No.12005882 >>12005868 yikes

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 00:13:27 2019 No.12005884 >>12005858 microwaves that continue to beep every minute after they stop are the AIDS of kitchen appliances

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 00:22:21 2019 No.12005894 >>>/b/

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 00:51:43 2019 No.12005946 File: 27 KB, 624x351, 0B42ACA8-F69A-4DFA-A432-D3B16F00410B.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >mfw I found out microwaves use light to cook stuff

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 00:53:04 2019 No.12005948 >>12005946 that's right microwaves are just you little sister's easy bake oven

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 00:53:52 2019 No.12005950 >>12005946 You can't cook with a flashlight can you? Stop being retarded

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 01:02:06 2019 No.12005969 >>12005950 why exactly do you wear sunscreen in the day and not at night again? it's cause in the day you get slightly cooked by the ambient light. now imagine if you were a whole lot closer to the light source.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 08:31:44 2019 No.12006921 >>12005946 So do toasters.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 08:33:16 2019 No.12006927 >>12006921 no. they use toastiness.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 09:40:05 2019 No.12007124 >Be me >Go to use microwave >Look at display 0:01 Ffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 11:02:11 2019 No.12007316 >>12005882 kill yourself

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 11:04:43 2019 No.12007321 >>12005950 EZ bake ovens cook with a lightbulb you poopy head

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 11:27:48 2019 No.12007377 >>12005858 >Alexa, STOP!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 11:31:57 2019 No.12007389 >>12007124 *presses button >Mission Accomplished: Bomb Diffused

Anonymous Fri Mar 8 11:32:01 2019 No.12007390

>>12005882
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! GUYS HE ONLY POSTED A ONE WORD RESPONSE! SEE HOW COOL AND ABOVE IT ALL HE IS! YIKES OOF WEW LAD DAMN SON!
Get fucked, get fucked, get fucked. I hope you are destroyed. I want you to be raped, I hate you so much. Fuck you, with every fiber of my being fuck you. Stop posting like fucking girls on this board. Stop responding with one word comments like "yikes" or "oof." This shit is fucking infuriating and it's been going on for way to fucking long.
>"b-but I was just talking like a girl ironically"
Oh yeah, and I dressed your dad up in a wig and fucked him up the ass "ironically." Wow so funny am I right? What irony! Stop ruining this fucking board with this fucking yikes bullshit. Nobody is better for having read a single word comment just saying yikes. That bandwidth could have gone to something better, the net negative value of your comment is such that it is actively destroying the internet one bit at a time. Maybe those pixels that would have been used to say "yikes" on your screen could go to a more worthy cause, like reddit or a facebook group!
>"yik-"
No stop right fucking there. I no you're going to comment back with "yikes," I know you just can't get enough of that retarded shit. I want you to know you're disappointing everybody right now with everything you say. Get fucked. Nobody comes here so they can see the word "yikes" unaccompanied by anything else. If that were the case, they could just get a marker and some paper and write "yikes" on their own time. Leave it by their computer maybe. Fuck you and your yikes.
>"please, st-stop being mean to me"
Then fix your life. Fix how you comment. Maybe fix what sites you go to. Stop with this yikes crap that's just fucking irritating.
Remember this: nobody wants, nobody likes, yikes yikes yikes

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 11:32:36 2019 No.12007391 >>12007390 oof

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 11:33:11 2019 No.12007393 >>12007390 oof

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 11:34:15 2019 No.12007399 >>12007390 Huh?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 11:51:10 2019 No.12007457 >>12007390 yikes

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 15:19:04 2019 No.12008226 >>12007390 Based

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 15:21:00 2019 No.12008235 >>12007390 Boi!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 15:26:38 2019 No.12008254 >>12007390 sweaty??

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 16:03:26 2019 No.12008387 >>12007390 sweetie

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 16:12:29 2019 No.12008437 >>12007390 Huh?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 16:13:45 2019 No.12008440 >>12007390 >when you go off the deep end

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 16:17:46 2019 No.12008456 >>12007390 Y

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 16:18:50 2019 No.12008461 I

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 16:19:52 2019 No.12008465 K

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 16:20:12 2019 No.12008469 >>12007390 yikes

Anonymous Fri Mar 8 16:21:40 2019 No.12008476
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>>12007390
this is what happens when we have too much time in an era of relative peace, same goes for like pic related, you think people were making dumb shit like pic related during ww2?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 16:24:32 2019 No.12008486 how is this fucking thread still up

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 16:31:12 2019 No.12008507 >>12007390 based and yikespilled

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 16:45:37 2019 No.12008560 >>12007390 oof and yikespilled

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 16:51:06 2019 No.12008582 File: 1.85 MB, 1277x5923, autism.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12007390 Thank you for typing this.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 18:05:17 2019 No.12008851 >>12005948 What is the electromagnetic spectrum?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 19:25:18 2019 No.12009138 >>12007390 Y I K E S I K E S

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 19:53:31 2019 No.12009262 >tfw OP knows my exact button pressing pattern and food is ready beeping timing Fuck off cia

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 23:01:23 2019 No.12009892 >>12009138 Yikes

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 8 23:05:04 2019 No.12009901 >>12005884 I like it, but I'm a lazy schlub and I overhear my food and have to wait for it to cool

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 9 00:26:03 2019 No.12010158 >>12007390 A single yike

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 9 00:27:31 2019 No.12010165 >>12005858 Will you destroy your eyes by staring at the microwave while it's turning? That's what I was taught as a kid and I adhere to it to this day

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 9 01:55:36 2019 No.12010371 >>12007390 zoomed words

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 9 01:57:28 2019 No.12010377 >>12005858 This is called onomatopoeia. That's when words are used to represent sounds.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 9 04:42:01 2019 No.12010728 >presses cancel at 1 second for single beep I have a Panasonic that does just 3 short beeps but it still annoys me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 9 04:47:08 2019 No.12010742 >microwave finishes >don't get there fast enough >patronisingly beeps at me again Fuck off cunt I'll smash ya door in

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 9 04:51:46 2019 No.12010753 >>12005858 I had a microwave that just made a single DINGGG when it finished. I liked that microwave. I miss that microwave.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 9 04:52:50 2019 No.12010758 File: 125 KB, 400x400, 547354374.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >not having WHIRRRRRRRRRRRRR BING Why do you subject yourself to such pain and humiliation?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 9 05:08:31 2019 No.12010779 File: 97 KB, 1000x563, You+laugh+but+that+kid+may+just+pull+up+and+_1846e691fdc3971ba7b630c61d028cde.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12007390 wew lad yikes oof

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 9 06:09:59 2019 No.12010880 woah you got a microwave too!?

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>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 9 06:20:23 2019 No.12010897 >>12007390 yikes

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 9 06:25:13 2019 No.12010910 File: 85 KB, 290x237, whirrrr.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12005858

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 9 06:51:02 2019 No.12010956 >>12007390 Embarasing

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 9 06:58:58 2019 No.12010967 >>12007390 put me in the screencap with ZOOMED WORDS

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 9 06:59:58 2019 No.12010970 do trannies really use these things?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 9 07:00:51 2019 No.12010973 >>12007390 yikes out of all the threads

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 9 07:01:22 2019 No.12010976 >>12007390 B I G Y I K E

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 9 07:17:33 2019 No.12011014 >>12008476 That photos from the BBC war archive you dummy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 9 07:30:35 2019 No.12011037 >>12005969 Microwaves use sun power?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 9 07:30:53 2019 No.12011039 >>12005950 EM radiation is "light," microwaves are just longer wavelengths brainlet

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 9 07:32:56 2019 No.12011041 >>12007390 pardon?

Anonymous Sat Mar 9 08:34:45 2019 No.12011123

I have some things I was always too scared to try with microwaves
1)What happen if you just pull the door open before the timer stops? Will you be radiated?
2)What happens if you turn it on without anything inside for hours? Will it create a mini atomic bomb?
3)What would happen if you put a living being inside and turned it on? Say an insect, bird or small mammal?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 9 09:23:33 2019 No.12011197 >>12007390 yikaroonies

Anonymous Sat Mar 9 09:32:34 2019 No.12011214

>>12011123
>1)What happen if you just pull the door open before the timer stops?
The microwave has a safety switch inside, the moment the door is opened it shuts off the power.

2)It would heat up the interior of the microwave until it broke.

3) It would slowly cook the animal to death just like it would in any other oven.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 9 09:39:35 2019 No.12011227 File: 2.71 MB, 400x230, eggbert von egginsburg.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12007390 i'm gay btw

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 9 09:47:11 2019 No.12011250 >>12007390 huh?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 9 09:49:07 2019 No.12011255 >>12007390 Huh?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 9 09:49:46 2019 No.12011257 >>12011250 based huh poster

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>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 9 10:37:47 2019 No.12011372 >>12007390 that's gonna be a yikes from me chief

Anonymous Sat Mar 9 11:37:57 2019 No.12011547

>>12007391
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bazinga

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 9 11:42:12 2019 No.12011555 >>12005946 So does your oven, gas or electric.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 9 11:54:26 2019 No.12011597 >>12007390 >this assblasted yikes

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 9 11:57:19 2019 No.12011611 >>12011039 Light is visible EM radiation. Microwaves aren't visible.

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Anonymous Sat Mar 9 12:31:29 2019 No.12011748

>>12011611
Visible light is a narrow band between 400 and 800 ish nm.
Light is all em radiation. The visibility as we perceive it is dependent on the response of human eyeballs. Pistol shrimp have sensors in their eyes capable of "seeing" radio waves. Some animals can see in the infrared spectrum.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 9 12:38:10 2019 No.12011778 >>12011748 Everything you just said is wrong.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 9 12:39:59 2019 No.12011786 >>12011778 I have a bachelor's degree in physics. I am open to your explanation though, and you don't have to reduce your language if you want to get particular.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 9 12:56:15 2019 No.12011856 >81 replies

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 9 13:03:20 2019 No.12011879 >>12005948 its pretty easy for me to bake in your sisters oven if you know what i mean

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 9 16:19:21 2019 No.12012688 >>12005858 yikes

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 9 16:31:52 2019 No.12012731 >>12011786 No, maybe you should get some real world experience, Einstein. You cant learn street smarts in a book.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 9 16:36:43 2019 No.12012742 >>12007390 Yeah dawg, I'm sorry but that's gonna be a yikes from me dawg.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 9 16:41:57 2019 No.12012758 >>12007390 sneed

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 9 16:42:27 2019 No.12012760 >>12012731 lmao brainlet I bet you work at a store or in a fucking kitchen No house no wife no future Do some lines and get back to work fucking monkey

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 9 16:51:34 2019 No.12012789 >>12012760 My iq is 113, try again. >radio waves are photons Sure thing buddy. BTW I am a game warden that makes more money than you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 9 16:52:16 2019 No.12012791 >>12012742 kill yourself redditor

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 9 16:56:01 2019 No.12012813 >>12011778 Radio waves are visible though, they are just a different wavelength of electromagnetic radiation, it's just that pretty much nothing has a need to see them.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 9 17:00:05 2019 No.12012834 >>12012813 Defending your boyfriend? Sad. Radiowaves are not light. Explain how radio can go through walls.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 9 17:03:39 2019 No.12012850 File: 188 KB, 578x542, taquitos.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12005858 >BING time to eat. thank u microwave

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 9 17:03:52 2019 No.12012852 >>12012789 He's right you dum dum. All EM bands contain photon quanta. There is a difference between light and visible light. Wavelength and Energy density.

Anonymous Sat Mar 9 17:06:33 2019 No.12012866

>>12012834
Photons are a form of electromagnetic radiation, radio waves are aswell, I'm not a master physicist however from my understanding, due to the wavelength and/or speed of the photon form of electromagnetic radiation, it cannot pass through objects but rather bounces off.
They are still made of the same shit, but photons just have different properties.
Radiowaves are visible, just not to us because they aren't proper eyeball shit or whatever, besides, why are you getting so heated about stuff you have no experience in?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 9 17:07:55 2019 No.12012876 >>12010753 cheap ones do that

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 9 17:15:00 2019 No.12012918 >>12007390 this. redditors need to fuck off and die with this cancer

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 9 17:15:44 2019 No.12012921 >>12012866 Not heated, I just call people out when they are wrong.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 9 17:17:26 2019 No.12012931 >>12012921 I'm not sure bud, although radiowaves are not visible by human eyes, they still aren't invisible. Pretty sure you're just pulling shit out of your ass (something you must be familiar with :P)

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 9 17:36:14 2019 No.12012996 >>12007390 Oofers

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 9 17:43:16 2019 No.12013012 File: 67 KB, 1000x1000, proxy.duckduckgo.com.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What worth making can't be made just as well with either pic related or a stovetop?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 9 17:46:01 2019 No.12013026 File: 69 KB, 221x354, angry pizza asshole.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12007390 >yfw

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 9 17:46:12 2019 No.12013028 >>12013012 Quicker to boil water in a microwave.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 9 18:37:26 2019 No.12013216 >>12007390 Turkey heh

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