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Dinner. What did you kissless virgins have for dinner?

>> No.12027097

Oh and I'm gay

>> No.12027107

>>12027067
what is the purpose of having two slices of unsqueezed lemon on the plate? broke up with my girlfriend last week and she moved out.

>> No.12027109

>>12027097
that actually got me this time

>> No.12027134

>>12027107

>(he)r
>s(he)

>> No.12027135

>>12027109
No problem SoiGoi.

>> No.12027138
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I'm really hungover so I had a bunch of mashed potatoes then threw up and shit my pants at the same time because I laughed too hard

>> No.12027146

>jarred jalapenos
>black olives
>pistachios
I need to go shopping

>> No.12027169

>>12027107
squeeze the lemon over your food to your taste
squeeze the other lemon onto your hand after the meal, washing your hands with the lemon juice.

>> No.12027174

>gross body
>disgusting fake nails (clearly doesn't have a job) doesn't even bother to get them redone
>dinner is possibly worse than everything mentioned that I won't even get into it
Gross.

>> No.12027176

>>12027169
it's a poorly cooked meal if it needs to be seasoned at the dinner table.

>> No.12027191

>>12027067
What is the lemon for? Is it just garnish? It seems like it would clash with the hearty steak flavor.

>> No.12027195

>here honey hold these beers next to a gun while I go get the camera
>lol 4chans gonna FLIP!

The vegetables look soggy and the steak looks gritty the portions are wrong and I don’t like you.

>> No.12027198

>>12027067
Two bags of combos and bag of little debbie mini donuts.

>> No.12027200

>>12027174
>beautiful body
>sexy dark hair
>has nails because embraces being girly and wants to be attractive
>still doesn't have index nails because she still has a job
>photo-ops with a firearm because she's redpilled pro-2nd amendment
she's into it anon and the person taking the picture is living happy times

we can be miserable in our loneliness together but let's not put our misery onto others.

>> No.12027204

>>12027169
>squeezing a slice
You squeeze wedges retard.

>> No.12027207

>>12027067
Why are Americans obsessed with taking pictures of their shooting toys?

>> No.12027221

>>12027204
I only looked at the thumbnail, I assumed they were halves. I don't know what to do with skinny slices like that.

>> No.12027223

>>12027067
Mixed green salad with blue cheese and raspberry vinaigrette, apple slices, and some tea. It was too late to eat anything crazy, but I'll probably end up having honey garlic shrimp tomorrow.

>>12027207
It's like virtue signalling but for people who say the pledge unironically.

>> No.12027246

Easy times for thots nowadays. Pose with a gun and all the boomer larping cucks will just throw their money at you.

>> No.12027252

Jokes on you, faggot. I wouldn’t use such shitty flatware to clean the gunk out of my glock. You heard me, fuckstick. Your piece of shit sidearm looks like it holds about 7 rounds. Get back to me when you’ve upgraded to a double stack magazine. And get that sweaty skank’s ass off the upholstery.

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>>12027067
Nice glock faget

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God bless America,
God bless us all.

>> No.12027272

>>12027067
why two glasses?

>> No.12027276

>>12027067
I made a crepe with grilled chicken, feta, diced tomato, and homemade pesto. Shit was bomb. Prolly used too much pesto though

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>>12027265
don't fuck around, holmes

>> No.12027280

fatty liver with cheese, beets and vodka
not halal
did I screw up,?

>> No.12027676

Just bend her over the table and spread the food out on her then eat it like that

>> No.12027684

>>12027169
eww gross y would u squeeze into ur hand 2 clean them ? just use water u goofball!!

>> No.12027825

>>12027067
>1911

So fucking gay

>> No.12027919
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what i cooked my little brother today. excuse his retarded pictures

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>>12027919

>> No.12028004

>>12027919
What the hell is that sauce

>> No.12028032

>>12028004
"for me... it's my fancy sauce..."

>> No.12028037

>>12028004
>>12028004
Fry sauce. Mostly mayo some ketchup, hot sauce, vinegar, relish, onion, paprika, garlic salt, pepper.

>> No.12028040
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>>12027107
She left because you live in lemon poverty.

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>> No.12029048

>>12027067
>and now please hold these beara and I lay this gun next to my steak so some Internet strangers think I'm manly and co
>that'll cost you an extra 50
>oh.. OK

>> No.12029060

>>12028040
she left because she was a useless nag with no job and i own the house so i told her to fuck off.

>> No.12029148

>>12027200
>index finger free of talons because job

Trigger finger you stupid nigger

>> No.12029151

>>12027067
Chicken soup from a can (forgot crackers), an apple, baby carrots, a bag of baked cheese and sourbcream chips

>> No.12029152

>>12027107
lemon juice over roasted potato and veges is common fucko

>> No.12029175

Last night I had chicken, mushroom and sweetcorn pasta in a cream sauce.

>> No.12029178

>>12027067
Looks pretty awesome OP, but I hope that chick has a dick

>> No.12029314

>>12027067

Haha look at me I'm a tough boy steak and guns! And when you're at work I have some news buddy. She's getting railed by another guy.