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Anonymous Wed Mar 13 06:47:54 2019 No.12028800 [DELETED]

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So yeah another 700,000 calories today, 38 trips to McDonald’s and 11 trips to the grocery store. Help me anons

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 06:50:16 2019 No.12028804 File: 82 KB, 1200x800, Anita (65).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12028800 imagine the smell of your shits

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 06:52:31 2019 No.12028806 >>12028800 Have you considered suicide

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 11:30:00 2019 No.12029383 physically impossible

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 11:40:32 2019 No.12029408 post a pic of your toilet

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 12:20:07 2019 No.12029520 700 kcal? that's not too bad

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 12:20:21 2019 No.12029522 File: 159 KB, 989x895, 214EF970-05C6-472A-AA64-29BC8DF84883.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12029408

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 13:47:34 2019 No.12029795 >>12028800 >700,000 calories Fucking how?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 13:56:02 2019 No.12029822 >>12029795 Just gotta eat 150 pizzas, you fucking casual.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 14:03:41 2019 No.12029853 File: 523 KB, 367x219, 1544681392237.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12028800

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 15:04:02 2019 No.12030104 >>12029795 What most people call calories are usually kcal values so 700 k would be 7000kcal, which is doable. However, I believe op is a retard faggot trying to create a shit bait thread so that probably wasn't his intention.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 15:15:19 2019 No.12030135 >>12029520 hes finally on the right track

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 16:16:37 2019 No.12030315 >>12028800 >700,000 calories That's over 200lbs in one day. Your body would give out long before you can consume that much

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 16:20:59 2019 No.12030329 >>12028800 So what do you do that let’s you afford all that?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 16:23:49 2019 No.12030341 >>12029795 eat 1000 calories do it 699 more times Not hard

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 16:26:47 2019 No.12030349 yesterday i inhaled 2 boxes of brown sugar cinnamon pop tarts and 2 tubes of fudge cookies i think i actually fell into a sugar coma, head hurt after eating all of it and eventually i just fell asleep

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 16:29:21 2019 No.12030355 File: 110 KB, 750x733, D5171A0D-9045-4115-82A8-D7BF99E13860.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Just breathed

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 16:36:39 2019 No.12030373 File: 245 KB, 1024x768, KETEMA-50FT-3__01.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12028800

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 16:37:26 2019 No.12030376 I'll take stories that never happened for $100 Alex

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 17:36:25 2019 No.12030614 >>12028800 Sounds like you spent alot of time commuting to the stores, where did you find the time to eat?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 18:20:21 2019 No.12030870 It's physically impossible to eat 700k calories in one day. You would literally die.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 18:52:24 2019 No.12031036 >>12030614 ate it on my mobility scooter on the way to the store and back

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 18:56:57 2019 No.12031052 >>12030373 carbon fiber rope

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 18:59:38 2019 No.12031066 Pure fat has the most calories of all foods, you would need to drink about 700l of pure oil.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 19:27:46 2019 No.12031198 >>12031066 Been there done that

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 19:28:35 2019 No.12031202 >>12028800 Buy more than one item at the grocery store when you go

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 20:58:15 2019 No.12031671 >>12030870 how many kilo calories does 1 meal at mc donald have ?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 22:05:14 2019 No.12031899 >>12028800 >tfw had a mc double for the first time in months the other day it was a feeling similar to snorting cocaine, what the fuck do they put in their food?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 13 22:21:40 2019 No.12031985 >>12031052 cope harder faggot

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 06:44:50 2019 No.12033347 >>12029383 >>12029795 >>12030315 >>12030870 https://youtu.be/GAl_yBaGAbk

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 06:48:06 2019 No.12033357 >>12028800 Do you mean kCal or kiloJoul? Because 700,000 kiloJoul are only 167 kCal.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 06:48:59 2019 No.12033359 >>12031985 Seething

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 06:49:47 2019 No.12033361 Overconsumption and climate change are interconnected problems with no simple hueristics.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 06:52:30 2019 No.12033369 >>12033357 I mean calories as in the ones that are 2000 a day

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 06:55:17 2019 No.12033380 File: 59 KB, 150x220, 8ZJ6N3t.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Guys, did you know this would be physically impossible? I wonder if this is bait...

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 07:08:12 2019 No.12033412 >>12033361 Get rid of niggers, chinks, and poos. Wa la.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 07:08:17 2019 No.12033414 >>12033361 You know, Thanos might have been on to something.

Anonymous Thu Mar 14 07:09:29 2019 No.12033421

>>12033369
Physically impossible.

Max stomach capacity: 3L
Capacity of the whole human gut: 44l
Digestive time of fat: ~24h, diarhea and lack of nutrient absoprtion beyond.

This means physically you can only consume 47l of fat (highest nutritional density of all food.

1l fat as 9300kcal. You can only consume 437100kcal a day. That is, implying that your body can even handle so much fat.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 08:17:43 2019 No.12033580 >>12029795 Eat uranium.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 08:19:28 2019 No.12033582 >>12033414 snap

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 08:20:10 2019 No.12033585 >>12033421 Whatever you say Mr. Wizard

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 15:51:42 2019 No.12034949 >>12033347 You would have to do this every 20 minutes without stopping for bathroom breaks or sleeping over a 24 hour period to consume 700,000 kcal. Not possible.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 16:21:19 2019 No.12035026 >>12034949 Is it 700,000 Kcal or 700,000 Cal?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 16:38:36 2019 No.12035064 >>12035026 >The "calorie" we refer to in food is actually kilocalorie. One (1) kilocalorie is the same as one (1) Calorie (upper case C).

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 16:48:50 2019 No.12035115 >>12035064 Oh then yeah that's fucking impossible.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 17:15:45 2019 No.12035211 >>12033347 She's definitely puking this up. Gross.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 17:17:07 2019 No.12035223 >>12035211 She poops it whole most of the time

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 22:57:06 2019 No.12036578 File: 62 KB, 320x371, 1546724424132.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >on new depression med >kills my appetite >only 400 kcals today

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 23:02:14 2019 No.12036590 File: 127 KB, 1642x2048, YGAUTlF.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Just ate a stalk of celery, with some water for dipping for the day. Help me bros I can't stop cheating.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 23:17:28 2019 No.12036636 buy hay bales of alfalfa grass

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 15 02:30:32 2019 No.12037053 ITT stupid Americans who don't use standard number systems

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