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Anonymous Thu Mar 14 13:07:53 2019 No.12034448 [Reply] [Original]

memes aside, is eating monkeys bad? I mean, is there a reason why we shouldn't eat them, like diseases or parasites? is it even legal to eat monkeys?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 13:09:35 2019 No.12034453 Its legal to do whatever you want as long as you dont get caught

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 13:11:33 2019 No.12034457 >>12034453 brb doing illegal shit

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 13:25:44 2019 No.12034500 >>12034448 I wouldn't eat it. just a little too human-like for my own comfort.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 13:28:12 2019 No.12034508 File: 153 KB, 480x521, 22a.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12034500 Just don't throw the head in the stew. Where can i buy monkey here in burgerland? Or do i have to order it online?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 13:32:06 2019 No.12034518 File: 108 KB, 1340x893, Monkey_1340_c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12034448

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 13:33:57 2019 No.12034524 >>12034508 yeah... that kind of out-of-sight-out-of-mind stuff doesn't really work on me personally. but hey, you do you.

Anonymous Thu Mar 14 13:35:09 2019 No.12034528
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>>12034448
Its difficult to hunt/catch compared to other animals and they xan be trained to do cool shit. Also they dont actually taste very good unless you fatten them up in captivity

Anonymous Thu Mar 14 13:40:00 2019 No.12034536

>>12034528
>Its difficult to hunt/catch
hah! nope, they actually fall really easy in most traps, for example the coconut trap, make a hole in a coconut just big enough for a monkey to get their hand inside, put something good inside the coconut like sweet rice, the monkey will try to grab the rice but it won't be able to pull his hand off because it's full of rice, even if you grab him he won't let go of the rice, monkeys are stupid.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 13:47:53 2019 No.12034555 >>12034536 If you chain the coconut to something heavy, will the monkey eventually die of thirst?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 13:52:31 2019 No.12034577 >>12034448 monkeys are a pest in some parts of the world. if those people wanna eat them then i can't hold it against them

Anonymous Thu Mar 14 13:57:27 2019 No.12034591
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>>12034555
of course you gotta chain it or attach it to something solid or else the monkey will just take the coconut and walk away, also he eventually will realize how to pull off his hand from the coconut, so it's necessary to hide and watch over the monkeys and be quick to catch it, this is not a bear trap.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 14:09:14 2019 No.12034634 File: 556 KB, 1590x1600, 1552371457423.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I prefer coon

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 14:10:30 2019 No.12034641 How can afford braces but still have to eat fucking monkeys?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 14:14:31 2019 No.12034660 >>12034634 dude you must remove the layer of fat from omnivore, that shit taste nasty

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 14:15:12 2019 No.12034663 >>12034641 they have a health care

Anonymous Thu Mar 14 14:16:35 2019 No.12034666

>>12034448
In the west we only eat herbivores. This actually has a reason to it, which is that herbivores accumulate fewer toxins like heavy metals, because they don't eat other animals. Same reason why smaller fish have less lead than bigger fish.
If monkeys are herbivores, they're fair game.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 14:19:31 2019 No.12034676 >>12034508 >not throwing the head in the stew lol losing all that flavour fucking why here in Spain when you buy rabbit you get the head in the package in case you want to make stew. also >the monkey in the pic chuckled

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 14:20:07 2019 No.12034678 >>12034660 No shit. Pic is from directly after boiling it to loosen the fat and remove remaining hair.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 14:28:40 2019 No.12034709 Does eating primate brains put you at risk of getting Prions?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 14:32:21 2019 No.12034722 >>12034709 Yes it does! You are a good student.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 14:45:05 2019 No.12034755 >>12034453 >Its legal to do whatever you want as long as you dont get caught I don't think the main problem of eating uma delicia is whether someone catches you, bro. The more pressing issue is what you might catch.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 17:39:00 2019 No.12035300 N

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 17:41:59 2019 No.12035306 File: 9 KB, 184x184, 1535920938375.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12035300 Checked.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 19:52:45 2019 No.12035922 I

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 22:14:19 2019 No.12036421 G

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 22:15:26 2019 No.12036427 >>12034448 no, cannibalism is illegal

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 23:28:56 2019 No.12036667 >>12034448 Monkey diseases are much more readily communicated to humans than any other animals so

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 14 23:30:34 2019 No.12036670 File: 30 KB, 369x349, 1501147779876.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 15 00:59:35 2019 No.12036868 >>12034448 AIDS

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 15 03:18:11 2019 No.12037126 >>12034448 UMA M A

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 15 03:20:08 2019 No.12037129 >>12034448 How can he afford braces and I can't? $7000 in my country (Australian)

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 15 03:35:41 2019 No.12037150 >>12037129 theyre most likely made out of dumped heroin needles and sold at a fruit market don't say the uma is lucky

Anonymous Fri Mar 15 03:43:46 2019 No.12037164

>>12034518
Technically it should be SIV. Crazy thing is, monkey AIDS isn't as harmful to them as AIDS is to us is because they've had to deal with this shit for a long time and they evolved a way to deal with this shit without dying a horrible death, or without taking a cocktail of medications.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 15 03:50:32 2019 No.12037170 >>12034709 CJD is pretty brutal

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 15 04:09:04 2019 No.12037195 >>12037164 Also helps that on average people will live about 10 years with HIV left untreated. Monkeys don't tend to have long lives in the wild

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 15 08:00:38 2019 No.12037463 >>12034676 You don't eat the head because you don't want kuru.

Anonymous Fri Mar 15 08:56:55 2019 No.12037539

>>12034448
As long as you avoid eating the brain and large nerves, you won't contract any prion disease.
However, sourcing monkeys is cost-prohibitive and may be illegal to import as foodstuffs, so you will have to go to where the monkeys are native in order to enjoy uma delicia

Anonymous Fri Mar 15 10:13:19 2019 No.12037671

>>12034591
also the monkey has to see you put for it to be curious enough to check out the hole.

>>12034555
it only works for a few minutes, after that the monkey usually gives up and leaves. you're supposed to bait them when they're watching you, hide out of their sight and grab them the moment you see that they've grabbed the bait.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 15 11:23:45 2019 No.12037848 >>12034448 eating monkeys is literally what led to HIV. people in Africa eating infected bushmeat

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 15 13:45:06 2019 No.12038216 >>12037848 I thought the high temperatures of any type of cooking method was enough to kill any virus/bacteria.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 15 13:46:30 2019 No.12038221 >>12038216 That is correct. It wasn't that eating monkeys lead to HIV, it was handing monkeys and monkey meat in unsanitary conditions that did it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 15 13:51:44 2019 No.12038233 >>12034634 >>12034660 What the fuck is wrong with you people?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 15 14:05:53 2019 No.12038262 >>12037848 No wonder Africans are so against eatin' da poopoo and other faggotry.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 15 14:31:05 2019 No.12038330 >>12034666 Pigs are omnivores, retard.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 15 16:11:04 2019 No.12038578 >>12037129 Socialized medicine or subsidized is my guess.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 15 17:29:49 2019 No.12038831 >>12037129 >7000 dollars US or Australian dollars? They cost 260 US dollars here in Uruguay.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 15 17:53:04 2019 No.12038919 >>12034448 Africans literally started AIDS from eating monkeys. Also they look similar to humans, which makes it creepy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 15 17:56:47 2019 No.12038936 >>12038919 It was not from eating the meat, as HIV would be destroyed from heating, it's likely a guy cut himself butchering bush meat (since Africans are retards who use machetes for everything).

Anonymous Fri Mar 15 17:58:15 2019 No.12038940

>>12038919

Pigs have a similar anatomy to humans, and are often used for studying human anatomy, as organ size and location in a pig is very similar to a human, also the fetuses look very similar. They are also some of the smartest animals, considered far more intelligent than dogs.

We still eat them because they are an amazing protein.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 15 19:31:51 2019 No.12039233 >>12038940 Pigs themselves look nothing like humans though, not to mention that pigs taste good meanwhile bushmeat is literally only eaten by desperate starving African peasants.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 15 20:42:48 2019 No.12039439 >>12039233 I see you've never been to Denmark

Anonymous Fri Mar 15 20:45:21 2019 No.12039450

>>12038940
Pigs have similar anatomy, but that is somewhat coincidental/convergent evolution. Their DNA is way different than human DNA compared to primates, and therefore the risk of disease transfer is smaller. It can still happen though, and has, often.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 16 03:41:13 2019 No.12040446 >>12034448 Does eating monkeys count as some form of cannibalism?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 16 03:54:44 2019 No.12040466 >>12034536 Also remember natives hunt these fuckers with fucking bows and arrows Imagine if you had a shotgun, fucking turkey shoot

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 16 03:57:13 2019 No.12040475 >>12034666 > which is that herbivores accumulate fewer toxins like heavy metals dude wut also chickens are omnivores too ya fuck, so that's 1/3 for ya

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 16 03:59:28 2019 No.12040480 >>12040446 no. If you ate like a neanderthal tho, that might be something

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 16 05:30:16 2019 No.12040589 >>12040466 >turkey shoot but they're monkeys

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 16 06:09:20 2019 No.12040650 >>12040589 >like turkeys in a barrel

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