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12069956 No.12069956 [Reply] [Original]

Let's try an interesting challenge, let's do a thread that doesn't have youtube jerks in it. Stuff from youtube is fine, just not featuring said youtube people.

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>> No.12069976

>>12069964
How does he escape?

>> No.12069982

>>12069976
Through the eggsit.

>> No.12069983

>>12069956
Fantastic, you put all the bacteria on the inside of the meat. >>12069956
Enjoy your salmonilla you fag

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>> No.12070011

>>12069956
Prolapsed angus, you say?

>> No.12070077

>>12070011
kek

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>>12070011

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>> No.12070195

>>12070187
what a wala moment

>> No.12070286

>>12070181
But... why didn't he pull out slightly then lift that side he's hold and flip it?

>> No.12070289

>>12070193
i wonder if his dumps are stinky. just imagine

>> No.12070308

>>12070181
KEK

>> No.12070949

>>12069976
There is no eggscape

>> No.12071034

>>12069964
surely he must be the king of the egg fort eh

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>> No.12071115

>>12069956
Why are people from the youtube jerks? what did they do to you, anon?

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>> No.12071130

>>12071116
is this how sausages are born?

>> No.12071139

>>12070187
I'm crying

>> No.12071162

>>12070187
based boomer cuisine

>> No.12071283

Can someone post the crab jumping into the oil please.

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>>12069982

>> No.12071295

>>12070195
the fuck is wala

>> No.12071306

>>12071295
not sure, but i'm guessing "voilà"?

>> No.12071327

>>12071306
thats what i was thinking lmao

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>>12071115
Yes.

>> No.12071599

>>12071594
looks like something a 5yo would cook for fun

>> No.12071685

>>12071594
pretty disgusting

>> No.12071703

>>12070181

It was already burned on the bottom, so who cares

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>>12071594
>I have no idea what I'm doing, but I think I'm great at it.

>> No.12071742

>>12069956
That looks like an anal prolapse

>> No.12071833

>>12069964
>jesus is my lord
is he mocking his king?

>> No.12071863

>>12071719
That was fucking terrible

>> No.12071876

>>12071594
What's the sauce? plain ketjup?

>> No.12071912

>>12071876
the placenta

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>>12071912

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>> No.12072827

>>12069994
Grapefruit juice, lime juice, grapefruit soda, tequila, ice and salt, they're called cantaritos a drink from Guadalajara

>> No.12072833

>>12069956
I don't eat rump steak since I noticed that it is one letter away from HIS name.

>> No.12072856

>>12071295
>>12071306
>>12071327
fucking newfags

>> No.12072934

>>12072833
Based and orangefoolpilled!

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>> No.12072981

>>12071719
Star anise is so fucking bad for you, can't believe it's used so much in Chinese cuisine.

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>> No.12073004

>>12072981
How is it bad

>> No.12073033

>>12072981
Stop talking out your ass.

https://www.webmd.com/vitamins/ai/ingredientmono-364/star-anise
>Side Effects & Safety
>Star anise is LIKELY SAFE when used as a flavoring in foods...

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>> No.12073817

>>12071719
I almost feel it would be easier to just cook the peanuts with the spices in some oil in a wok or something

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>>12073827
>tells you to disconnect the propane AFTER you've started
Smart

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>>12071283
for you

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>>12069956

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Was making new webms using the same settings I always do but it keeps saying it has audio when I try to upload despite them not having it. Anyone know how to fix this?

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>> No.12074170

>>12069983
No u

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>> No.12074188

>>12074154
>How to ruin your food in 60 seconds or less!

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>> No.12074200

>>12069964
how egg out fort man

>> No.12074202

>>12069982
get out.

>> No.12074204

>>12074185
>>12074154
I'm furious

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>> No.12074256

>>12074185
There must be a correlation between this kind of cooking and women who brag on Facebook about how they "take care of MY man!"

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>>12074154
>>12074185
>Think these are quick recipes for "busy" people
>They all take just as long, if not longer, than just cooking the food properly
This is supposed to be a joke, right??

>> No.12074282

>>12074147
That's a badly poured beer though. You should be able to get some head.

>> No.12074455

>>12074282
You can, but it won't last as long, and you need time to shoot a commercial.

>> No.12074481

>>12074272
on a guess, i'd say these appear to be a "how to cook on the go/when living in a hotel". things like cooking with an iron or a garment steamer are for when you're in a spot where you have no means to cook and have to improvise with other appliances.

>> No.12074483

>>12074455
I know, but they should have been more honest about the real life beer.

>> No.12074499

>>12071594
dumb cunt kys

>> No.12074697

>>12073033
>likely safe
>its also likely safe to eat rocks and plastic
Soooo NOT safe?

>> No.12074731

>>12073830
It tells you to disconnect the propane before working right near the heating elements. If it's to dangerous to scrub the grill with the propane connected then it would be too dangerous to cook food on it

>> No.12074759

>>12070000
Nice quads fucc boi

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>> No.12074785

>>12074192
that looks so good

>> No.12074799

>>12069964

>filename

Bad job anon

>> No.12075070

>>12073827
wouldn't the degreaser you leave there be worse for your health than the actual food residue?

>> No.12075073

>>12073830
>fried soap
is that actually a good idea?

>> No.12075076

>>12073869
he is a big guy

>> No.12075081

>>12074185
that looks like shit, way worse than just using a fucking microwave which is not ideal but still comes up looking way better

>> No.12075082

>>12074192
>turkish mike stocklasa cooking
are those chicken hearts?

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>> No.12075250

>>12074483
lol

>> No.12075312

>>12074192
What's the name of this dish? Looks so fucking good.

>> No.12075353

>>12072328

MY MIND IS NOW MUSHROOM

>> No.12075354

>>12069963
What

>> No.12075483

>>12074192
Johnny Candito working on his clean and jerks by flipping massive pots now, I see.

>> No.12075627

>>12069956
What is that served on the side? Looks like a bat and broken kids toy on top of some lettuce.

>> No.12075646

>>12071594
How do you smash a potato like that? I need to know for research purposes.

>> No.12075649

/r/ing those disgusting spic chip monstrosities

>> No.12075653

>>12071077
>all of it

What the fuck is this

>> No.12075657

>>12071077
>>12075653
>all of it
>actually, just use as much as it fits inside a regular hotdog
kek

>> No.12075710

>>12074154
diWHY

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>>12074192
>people saying this looks good
I'm usually the one that think anons complain too much, but that doesn't look good to me at all.

>> No.12075762

>>12074147
When I was in middleschool we a guest speaker come in and show us all this shit they do for movies and photographs. I'll never forget these glass ice cubes he had. They sank right to the bottom. It's how they add ice that doesn't melt and fills the glass from bottom to top. They were pretty cool to look at. So real.

>> No.12075797

>>12075712
it looks pretty good tho

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>>12074147
>motor oil on the pancakes.
>now beyond saving

>> No.12075809

>>12075712
that motion really doesn't seem to be mixing much, everything on top is staying on top and vice versa.

>> No.12075814

>>12075809
In the whole video this guy pushes away the woman who was stirring it with the spoons.
"I'll show you how this is done".
kek.

>> No.12075836

>>12075797
It looks like something a slow cooker would spit out.
I'm sure it tastes good though.

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>>12074222
>just added a layer of seasoning
>give it a good scrub
>with a steel sponge

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>>12075869
It's just the factory coating to keep the wok from rusting. Not sure what they actually use. Maybe wax.

>> No.12076387

>>12076370
>rusting
you mean rasting

>> No.12076440

>>12076370
Not anymore @1:00.

>> No.12076603

>>12075312
Looks like a lamb biryani to me, I could well be wrong though

>> No.12076776

>>12075083
Absolute god tier food right here lads.

>> No.12076939

>>12069956
What a waste of oil, garlic, and parsley

>> No.12076970

>>12071594
>pie
That is clearly a fauxzza.

>> No.12076973

>>12074697
Don't be asinine.

>> No.12076984

>>12075814
Typical mansplaining.

>> No.12077355

>>12069964
Through what procedure?

>> No.12077724

>>12074185
oh awesome so instead of cooking delicious salmon in 5 minutes I can get waterlogged salmon and shitty vegetables in my coffee maker?

Instead of baking cookies in 20 minutes I can put them in my hot car to get them done in an hour?

and you know that steak was fucking raw in the middle.

>> No.12077873

>>12076984
Nah, the guy didn't wanted that woman to be subjected to typical gender roles.
He's a hero!

>> No.12077977

>>12074192
Food made in bulk always tastes bland. This is likely very boring flavor-wise.

>> No.12078002

>>12074777
Hiro BTFO

>> No.12078240

>>12075809
If its anything like a biryani its not supposed to be mixed up

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>>12078002

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https://youtu.be/1G5zlyzIlX8
chicken lever sashimi.

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>>12078402
>webm thread
>posts yt video

>> No.12078576

>>12069956
So in america you stuff meat with meat?
Is this what you guys find appetizing?

>> No.12078584

>>12078576
if you've never had turducken then you really haven't lived m8

>> No.12078637

>>12072328
ohh hhow's he ever gonna get outta there if he doesnt cook all the dang eggs and keeps puttin em back? silly

>> No.12079008

>>12078240
really? I would think if you did that you would end up with a bunch of crunchy bits of rice.
actually that sounds kinda good.

>> No.12079177

>>12074192
i wonder how many people can you feed with that

>> No.12079275

>>12078305
>no sushi chef gf

why go on?

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>> No.12079465

>>12075869
if you've seasoned cast iron properly steel wool shouldn't take the seasoning off (unless you go overboard with scrubbing), it's not like it's sandpaper. When seasoning a wok the reason you take the steel wool to it afterwards to take off any flakes of seasoning that are sticking out so that you can smooth the surface down.

>> No.12079512

>>12079440
did that madman just fry lettuce?

>> No.12079552

>>12079512
Cabbage. Good shit when cooked.

>> No.12079567

>>12079512
cabbage?

>> No.12079598

>>12078305
>poco's sushi world

>> No.12079601

>>12074154
I am now going to buy a garment steamer instead of a steamer pot to steam my Kirkland Signature frozen Chinese Dumplings. Thank God this information exists to help people like me.

>> No.12079627

>>12071594
>salmonella with undercooked potatos.
voila

>> No.12079888

>>12073869
What made the crab freak out like this?

>> No.12079898

>>12069976
who said anything about escaping?

>> No.12079924

>>12079888
probably being nowhere near the fucking ocean

>> No.12079976

>>12074185
That cookie was so bad the poor woman had a seizure

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>> No.12080260

>>12069963
>the text is french
Nom de dieu de putain de bordel de merde de saloperie de connard d'enculé de ta mère.

>> No.12080592

>>12079177
about 2 americans

>> No.12080698

>>12074192
for you

>> No.12080703

>>12074222
>how to burn a pan and then burn some oil on top of a pan
wtf

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>> No.12080913

>>12074222
>>12080828
>seasoning
>not even salt and pepper

>> No.12081621

>>12079440
wife material right there.

>> No.12081782

>>12080200
"No preparation"

Proceeds to need a dozen or so spices and all this other shit.

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>> No.12081864

>>12081849
Weird how they just make things up in animes like they can pretend real life is sci fi.

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>> No.12081904

>>12069956
what is this supposed to be? it doesn't look good. i'm sure it's tough as hell, it's covered with CHUNKS of burned garlic, and filled with low moisture flavorless mozzarella
what's the point?

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>>12074154
>Harry Potter tattoo
Christ almighty

>> No.12081950

>>12073830
joke's on them
I used to clean these suckers with sprite

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>> No.12082023

>>12081915
The woman who sells me lottery tickets wears a Deathly Hallows badge and it drives me crazy

>> No.12082024

>>12080260
>Damn fucking damn god name of mother fucker bastard fuck.
uh... y-yea heh its symbolic and metaphoric bros...

>> No.12082026

>>12081915
These people are going to have a fun time with their grandchildren when they hit 70. Instead of 'I used to be a marine,' it's going to be, 'I used to play those old video games on computers that barely worked.'

>> No.12082029

>>12074192
I got big dish status, ain't no secret

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>>12071594
>take lid off
>don't wipe off moisture

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>>12074192
I see you are a man of taste and integrity, like me

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>>12080703
>burning metal
Really? You're not burning the pan, its the shit on the pan from the factory. Plus, seasoning a a pan makes it non-stick, that way if you put like eggs and shit in it wont fuck up the pan.

>> No.12082147

>>12082023
You buy lottery tickets so you can't be much better

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>>12082147

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>>12075649

>> No.12083089

>>12073004
Star Anus.

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>> No.12083486

>>12073783
based and argentopilled

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>> No.12083827

>>12083789
>shitty kraft singles
>leaving frosted flakes in the pan
>cutting everything on the plate with a shitty knife
is this actually supposed to be a joke about cooking in college or are IG food video makers really this bad.

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>>12081849
>serve drink full of water
>it's not watered down in the slightest

>> No.12083832

>>12080200
what who has scrambled eggs at night

>> No.12083840

>>12081998
why not just pour the bottle into the leg?

>> No.12083844

>>12081950
sprite fuckin works better

>> No.12083848

>>12083446
Crispy in a stew?!

>> No.12083879

>>12083446
what do you gain by making the stew in the oven on a covered pot?

>> No.12084118

>>12069994
>FASTEST workers GOD LEVEL you wont believe number 5

>> No.12084120

>>12071068
HUH

>> No.12084136

>>12073830
>Turn of griddle
>Of
I don't know why this was the part I focused in on but that's bugging the fuck out of me now

>> No.12084139

>>12084136
>I don't know why this was the part I focused in on
It's called autism.

>> No.12084142

>>12084139
Oh thank God I'm not retarded

>> No.12084164

>>12072328
top kek

>> No.12084340

>>12075083
*throws the pork in the bin

>> No.12084409

>>12075083
>make sandwich
>cover it in sauce
what? why? just put the bread aside or something

>> No.12084424

>>12078305
>cleaning with fresh water
lazy fucking gooks

>> No.12084436
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>>12078305
wtf those subtitles were a roller-coaster of emotions, from her city thot years, to going back to her parents, then suddenly cancer, then cancer allowing her to explore her creativity

>> No.12084437

>>12079440
fuck that looks good

>> No.12084466

>>12071077
this looks very interesting, hot dogs are a neutral food and pumpkin taste could work in it. that is if i like pumpkin.

>> No.12084488

>>12076370
>00:32
what the fuck was that guy's problem?

>> No.12084542

>>12084136
you're just upset a piece of marketing material wasn't copyedited

>> No.12084580

>>12074481
Bruh there are only two kinds of people who live out of hotels though upper middle class and upper class business types who travel alot (and can afford to just eat out or they have a per diem anyways) and drug addicts who aren't eating salmon and veggies or steak

>> No.12084619

>>12069964
Based egg poster

>> No.12084670
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>>12072328
>>12069964
>>12073000
I always thought he looked like Tuco Salamanca
>>12073783
Basado y rojopastillado

>> No.12084677
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>>12073869
was getting (you)s part of your plan?

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>>12074154

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>>12069956

>> No.12084762

>>12069982
First time I've seen this

>> No.12084793

>>12074154
>steamed pizza
what?

>> No.12084943

>>12083879
to braise the chicken, i`d imagine.

>> No.12084951

>>12084943
Your reading comprehension is shit.

He's asking why braise it inside the oven instead of on the range with the lid on. The answer is because the oven heats more evenly.

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>>12069964

>> No.12085020

>>12075312
Maklube

>> No.12085037
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>>12070187
I'm wondering what the thought process behind this is.
Like would they do that in an oven?
>Nice whole chicken
>Just gonna pop it in the oven on a discrete 400 degrees for no longer than 3.5 hours

>> No.12085045

>>12079627
>it's another episode of "Americans think eggs are dangerous"
this is getting stale, burgerfriend.

>> No.12085093

>>12073869
is he ok?

>> No.12085098

>>12083832
People who only eat certain things at certain times of day are mentally ill.

>> No.12085133
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>>12073869
>shadman

>> No.12085642

>>12072328
whoa that guy is coughing up eggs

>> No.12085669
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>>12085133
I sir you're a /cock/.

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>>12069982

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>>12071594

>> No.12085846

>>12081884
>tfw you'll never have a drink with 10 000 years old ice

>> No.12085858

>>12081912
IS THIS ICE FRESH OR FROZEN

>> No.12086075

>>12085858
We have limited staff so we boiled a bunch and froze it in advance chef.

>> No.12086124

>>12085858
what's fresh ice?

>> No.12086134

>>12081849
How can I become a master mixologist like this guy?

>> No.12086159

>>12086134
serve stuff in fancy glasses and bullshit to gullible drunks

>> No.12086175

>>12074147
But that's not how you pour beer correctly. If done correctly you can get a much larger head that lasts for much longer.

>> No.12086264

>>12074777
>woman
>making sushi
yeahhh I'm not paying for that

>> No.12086306

>>12086264
>eating stuff a man touched with his hands
gay

>> No.12086360
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>>12086159

>> No.12086362

>>12074192
Iranian version of Plov (Pilaf) afaik. Google it, Mid Asia got some serious variations with this one.

t. slavic plov guru

>> No.12086402
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>>12083079
putamadre que pinche asco de esta gente marrana

>> No.12086407

>>12071719
One can only hope that the Chinese have reached the "canned food, microwaves, and jello" zeitgeist of food culture.

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>>12086306
he should wear gloves and do it with pincers

>> No.12086445

>>12069956
Chefclub is by far and away the worst food related media in the world.

>> No.12086465

>>12086360
I hate the gimmick of sprinkling gold flakes on already expensive food so much. It adds nothing but price. Gold has no culinary value whatsoever. Aesthetically it's not that great either, it just looks tacky and unappetizing.

>> No.12087573

>>12069964
I made the egg man's egg bread recently and it was surprisingly good

>> No.12087610

>>12071077
I love the freedom of The US but this is the price we pay

>> No.12087763

>>12070187
That's some looney toons shit

>> No.12087784

>>12083789
>That melted ice cream and soy sauce slurry
Half the stuff on liveleak is more tame than this webm.

>> No.12087927

>>12081849
Do Japanese snobs really think Japanese plebs are the only people in the world who drink diluted whiskey?

>> No.12088756

>>12069964
That filename....... 154444 KEKS

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>> No.12091025

>>12074192
Holy fuck that thing is literally 90% salt

>> No.12091072

Anybody have the webm of Jack cracking the egg onto his copper thing on his grill and it just running off? I tried googling but can't find it.

>> No.12091145
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>>12091072
This one?

>> No.12091153

>>12091145

Nope, it's Jack, the fat dude with a goatee and fucks up literally everything. That was good too though.

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>>12091072

>> No.12091156
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>>12091153
This one?

>> No.12091165

>>12091154

How have I not seen this before? So great.

Anyway, the one I'm thinking is on an outdoor grill. He has one of those non-stick copper things on it, and he cracks the egg onto that. It then just slides right off and inside the grill.

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>>12091165
This one?

>> No.12091184

>>12069994
pulls corks out a bottle with a obviously threaded mouth. Someone is cheating you bro.

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>>12091165

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>>12091186

YES. Thanks anon.

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>>12091186

>> No.12091215
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>>12086402

>> No.12091311

>>12091025
Don't think you know what literally means or percentages.

>> No.12091328

>>12074799
This. Mods please delete the thread so we can do it right.

>> No.12091333

>>12091165
Because you're new.

>> No.12091335
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>>12091328
Unfortunately for you I detect when everyone webm thread goes up and I will post that filename in every single one of them.

>> No.12092370

>>12072827
were the two bottles at the end the tequila?

>> No.12092383

>>12070181
dale que me cago quemando

>> No.12092388

>>12071295
Swala these nuts

>> No.12092401

thought of this>>12073783
while watching this>>12070181

>> No.12092419

>>12091025
that's rice

>> No.12092423

>>12074192
4u

>> No.12092436

>>12084488
they were two faggots biking while he was trying to work

>> No.12092446
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>>12091165
Because (((they))) made him takedown the video and put up a redo in exchange for fresh young, supple boy necks. As a final fuck you for daring to challenge (((them))), (((they))) gave him a coupon for an all you can eat Brazilian steakhouse that gave him a stroke and rendered his choking hand useless

>> No.12092511

>>12085846
>being such a snob that you have to give a shit about your ice being anything beyond clean

>> No.12093068
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made soup a few weeks ago

>> No.12093162

>>12092511
Actually, clean is one thing glacier ice is not. So you're snobbier than he is, Mr. Clean-ice

>> No.12093230

>>12093068
amberlynn reid/10

>> No.12093362

>>12074192
nice

>> No.12093803

>>12069956
can americans eat something without bacon cheese and freedom fries?

>> No.12093859

>>12093068
Id eat that with a toasted cheese sandwich

>> No.12094010

>>12073869
is it a vegan food if the crab jumped alone in the oil?

>> No.12094049

>>12070187
Ah yes, the famed Poulet a la Jeanne D'Arc.

>> No.12094075

>>12079440
sauce is Dianxi Xiaoge. She's already popular (million views within a day or two, per vid), but that doesn't matter; her shit's great.

>> No.12094131

>>12083789
Do Americans really do this?

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>>12082005

>> No.12094352

>>12091145
i wonder how HTB is doing now.

>> No.12094368

>>12082005
this is so stupid

>> No.12094390

>>12090623
based, but that doesn't seem enough fire to actually cook anything, maybe to shave your balls quickly

>> No.12094397

>>12091198
>>12091186
is that some kind of joke?

>> No.12094402

>>12093859
how do you toast a cheese?

>> No.12094404

>>12069964
that sandwich looks delicious. why are you guys so concerned about him getting out?

>> No.12094417

>>12072328
how does he get in without breaking the eggs?

>> No.12094444

>>12094417

EH HAS TRAPDOOR IUN THE SIDE THAT HE DOES

>> No.12094582

>>12094444
checking

>> No.12094892

>>12094444
Quads of truth.

>> No.12094910

>>12093068
looks nice anon

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>> No.12094927

>>12094892
>>12094582
Reminder for the newfags that gets don't count on slow boards.

>> No.12094940

>>12094927
>anything posted on 4channel ‘counts’

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>> No.12094979

>>12094918
I don't get it. Not only do those look like garbage snacks, but they're not even healthy either. What's the point?

>> No.12094989

>>12094979
Fruits are healthy, according to Big Fruit.

>> No.12095001

>>12094979
Yogurt and fruit are healthy anon

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>> No.12095495

>>12092419
I think it's couscous.

>> No.12095500

>>12085858
my sides

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>>12091172
why those egg yolks are fucking green?

>> No.12096467

>>12096432
it's a reaction between sulfur in the whites reacting with the iron in the yolk that happens if you cook them too long / too hot. It's actually harmless but it just looks nasty

>> No.12096487

>>12069956
>>12071594
>>12094952
>>12095014
>>12095163
>let's just put some cheese and add more cheese bake it with cheese and add some cheese on top, hell yeah! murrika!

>> No.12096492
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>>12096487
Do you not like cheese?

>> No.12096607

>>12072833
ew, stupid beta get off my based cooking board cuck.

>> No.12096985

>>12096492
I do, but just trowing cheese and bacon over random stuff is millennial foodie tier shit

>> No.12097838

>>12096492
JESUS CHRIST, FAVREAU

>> No.12097858

>>12091184
>putting a cork in a bottle so it doesn't fill up with mexican flies in seconds and you can remove it with one hand as opposed to two

you're a fucking pleb

>> No.12098072

>>12075081
it's probably for people who are stuck in hotels for an extended period of time. but you probably wouldn't know cuz you aren't skilled enough to travel for work