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gore thread

>> No.12084956

What does America taste like?

>> No.12084969

That spray cheese thing.

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>> No.12084985

>now melts!

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>> No.12084994

>Inspired by REAL food!

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>> No.12085763

>Water, Partially Hydrogenated Soybean Oil, Modified Food Starch, Casein (Milk Protein), Salt, Trisodium Phosphate, Sodium Aluminum Phosphate, Citric Acid, Sodium Citrate, Potassium Sorbate, Lactic Acid, Acetic Acid, Natural and/or Artificial Flavor

>> No.12085781

Based poster who posts same fucking gif in multiple threads

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>Food Product

>> No.12086412
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popcorn taco.

>> No.12086444

american cheese is good, haters gonna hate

>> No.12086459
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i raise you

>> No.12086477

Sure. But the product in OP pic is not American cheese.

>> No.12086490

What's the brown goop in the watermelon???

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I'll match you there.

By the way, general for the thread: Anyone got a link to those videos of the finn who cooked in his trailer home? Cut carrots with his teeth, American cheese on spam on pasta?

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>> No.12086522

Fuck you that's a pickle. What the fuck is wrong with you.

Actually, I wouldn't be suprised to see this soon.

Kellog's: Vlasic Bread & Butter Crunch! With Almonds!

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Well fuck me, you're right. that is a pickle.

>> No.12086547

Watermelon blood. In the west they drain the blood before shipping them to stores. You can maybe find one like this in an asian store.

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>> No.12086854

Wait a minute
>now melts, lol!

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>> No.12087012


What the fucj

>> No.12087104

god I wish that was me

>> No.12087109

my sides are in orbit

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>> No.12087130

Tastes like AMERICA.

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>> No.12087145

Oi you ave a loicense for all em bloody gifs mate?

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>> No.12087163

what heathen cuts something on a plate when there is a cutting 'board' directly under it?

>> No.12087262

so its vegan?

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>> No.12087481

>not appreciating the comfort of a grilled cheese when you have -0.62 in the bank

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>> No.12087622

Some guy who makes his money by pretending to be retarded for youtube (You)s.

>> No.12087702

Burger King chicken meat is inedible

>> No.12087705

That's supposed to be chicken?

>> No.12087729
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Yes it's really bad and I ate it. Puked after. Here have a picture of their burgers instead.

>> No.12087831

That's not even pasteurized process cheese product. It's American-flavored imitation pasteurized process cheese food. A sandwich made with this can not be called a grilled "cheese".

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You shut your whore mouth, potted meat is great. Especially Underwood deviled ham

pic related is true gore

>> No.12087865

The most confusing thing about this is why it would be translated to french

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Am i late to the party?

>> No.12087910

>fromage rape

>> No.12087914

If you take out the soda pouring pictures it looks like he rightfully puked it up

>> No.12087931

They have two types. The cheaper chicken sandwich is bullshit reprocessed chicken mush but the "tendercrisp" chicken is actually a whole piece of breast and pretty delicious imo.

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Have you gotten your recommended daily amount of Titanium today, /ck/?

>> No.12087964

I've had both. The more expensive chicken made me puke

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>zero calories

it's literally just water, thickeners and peanut flavour, what in the actual fuck.

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>> No.12088053

>Now melts!
What did it do before?

>> No.12088106

I remember watching this video on Emmy's channel. She actually liked it.

>> No.12088117

Burnt, because it's basically plastic

>> No.12088122

I'd try it desu. But I have an eating disorder so anything 0 calorie gets eaten.

>> No.12088127

It's Canadian

>> No.12088151

Well at least the chicken is cooked.

>> No.12088276

>Deecious Deaes
what the fuck

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>> No.12088872

Stick to soylent

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Does this guy still make videos? And if he does, is he still alive? I remember he used to be a huge meme here

>> No.12088886

based and ratpilled

>> No.12089102

>if you can't eat fast food you have to drink meal replacements

>> No.12089141

>Does this guy still make videos? And if he does, is he still alive?
Being alive is generally a prerequisite of making videos you fucking moron.

>> No.12089142

I had this once before because my dumb roommate got it and I'm not lying when I say it literally tastes like plastic. There wasn't a hint of cheese taste, just mild plastic.

>> No.12089144

this has to be a subtle joke about nigs

>> No.12089186

my thoughts exactly when watching this

>> No.12089191
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that picture of the canned chicken coming out of the can

>> No.12089219

yeah he does but its kind of sad now because he had another stroke and then one of his arms suffered and his speech is noticeably worse

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every post in every catblog redditfaggot thread
i call this rotty potty
get the fuck out i saw this fat nigger bitch eating a bowl of cheetos with coke poured on them at my work. we still make fun of her to this day
this is the most disturbing thing ive seen in some time

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>> No.12089313

>So cold it didn't even melt the cheese

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Tastes real good on a burger and isn't particularly bad for you

>> No.12089362

He said it's raw because it'll toughen up as it cooks, but why didn't the dipshit just make 4 patties instead of one 1-inch thick one?

>> No.12089516

lol Cantonese

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does anybody go full autism and take pictures of the weird food you find at grocery stores/dollar stores/etc? it fascinates me

>> No.12089585

Somebody actually using Opera is the worst part about that picture

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>> No.12089642

at least the chicken looks cooked

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Cookie pizza

>> No.12089693

>that pic

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>> No.12089720

>contains trace calories

>> No.12090369

>there's actual tomato sauce in it
What the fuck why

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>> No.12090559

>125% of daily fat

>> No.12090598

This looks top tier

>> No.12090637

That just raises MORE questions

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>> No.12090760

needs the trademark ring

>> No.12090789

Canada's official languages are English and French.

>> No.12090790

Where was this picture taken? A fucking cave?

>> No.12090807

What do they taste like?

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>> No.12090818

Similar to cranberries, but smaller and so more sour and bitter. There's a bit of floral taste too but that's mostly because Lingonberries aren't mass produced like cranberries are. Still, they're sour as fuck and best with some sugar in jam etc

>> No.12090821

>Chicken Pot Pie (Chicken Pot Pie
Chicken Pot Pie

>> No.12090833

American countries don't have official languages, only Yuropoors have that shit.

>> No.12090835

I found some for sale in a Swedish store on the other side of the country, worth getting to try?
They're $20 for a small jar though +postage

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>> No.12091112

Judging by the age of that pic that's probably Opera 12.X. In which case he's smarter than 90% of 4chan.

>> No.12091157

My job stocks these year round, the cherry cordials taste like ass. not even the good kind.

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>> No.12091686

How do you not know how to read nutrition labels? That's for saturated fat, for fat in general it's only 63%.

>> No.12091689

I've had this, was a 6/10

>> No.12091851

>being so 56% you don't even have an official language

>> No.12092179

Grilled American

>> No.12092187

Lol as long as you only eat a few it’s not even that unhealthy you tard, and some people just really like the cream

>> No.12092651

I already don't see these on the shelves anymore. I think it was a short promotion

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>> No.12092739

They recently released Sour Patch Kids cereal and it's as nasty as you'd think

>> No.12092959

They still sell them, it wasn't a short promotion. I've seen them in two different states.

>> No.12093046

>be in vegas with group
>all hungover and hungry as fuck except for gf
>send her to pick up pizza from Caesar's Palace
>she comes back holding pizza box sideways
>all the cheese and toppings are at the bottom crumpled together in a ball
what a dumb bitch

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>> No.12093053

It's posted every single day in webm threads..

>> No.12093081

>geneticaly engineered swiss rolls
the future is now

>> No.12093087


Life hack for finding similar things in the future: youtube

>> No.12093094

Top confy

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>> No.12093188

you guys im gonna say it: not a huge fan of the blacks

>> No.12093191

This fucking gets me every time. I don’t understand how anyone can think it can be pleasant to eat. Hope his aunt was just joking and Jack didn’t realized it.

>> No.12093195

What the fuck is the point of this if it contains peanuts and allergics can't eat it

>> No.12093233

Not for that price. Lingonberries are pretty great but what makes them great around these parts is that they have an amazing cost/quality ratio. They're dirt cheap where they grow plentifully.
At that price for a "small jar" I would not unless you really want to try how they are. Spend that $20 better.

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>> No.12093492

A shit ton of cubed ham in it and it might be good

>> No.12093518

what a whore!

>> No.12093578

Literally the purest form of Oreo, you can fuck right off. Those birthday cake ones are way fucking worse.

>> No.12093587

Pork Prions in milk gravy

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>> No.12094535

o fug im laffin
what kind of bananas you been eatin?

>> No.12094555

what even is this shit? why wouldnt you just buy cheese?

>> No.12094570
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This is the worst of the worst. It isn't even really food, it's like saying "You can process sawdust so it's food." There is no dairy in it, the company and its website intentionally market this stuff to shitholes. This is the nightmare tha we are inching towards because fucking retards will buy this over actual cheese, so people who make cheese will fade away. It's like the vegans killing meat industry thing. Elites and 1% will always be able to afford the good stuff, but the lowest urchins who buy products like this drive those of us trying to stay healthy closer to destruction.

>> No.12094574

>trying to stay healthy
>I needs muh meats!
This is why you're in the "lowest urchin" category, pal.

>> No.12094578

21st century isn't going to be fun for urchins regardless

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it's crazy what some of these shops sell

>> No.12094592

Im a pescitarian who is too much of a pussy to eat offal like I want, piss off fuckhead and clean my gutters for a living because you have too few brain stems to do anything valuable.

>> No.12094644

>2 original chicken sandwiches and 2 small fries for 5$ deal on app
>my bk won't honor it
>order the exact deal
>when I get up to the window, tell them about my coupon
>they get all mad as shit because they already made my food
>force them to honor it
kek fuck bk

>> No.12094708

>rape genre

My favorite.

>> No.12094759

Haha they make me on edge and uncomfortable.

>> No.12094824

damn, i really should go for some super domino cookies again.

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>> No.12094902

if something sold in Canada is in English you also have to have a French translation on it to sell it in Quebec, at least I figure that's the case.

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>> No.12095068

yo strawberry fluff salad is god tier wtf

>> No.12095097

>cheese food

so like, cheese-flavored congealed oil?

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I'd probably try it 2bh

>> No.12095130

the only actual milk in that is the part that makes you addicted (casein) and the part that fucks with lactose-intolerant people

amazing product

>> No.12095172

Lactic acid isn't lactose.

>> No.12095177

...and gunpowder.

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>> No.12095292

that's what he said

>> No.12095337

Nothing about this is edible.

>> No.12095343

I see a little pickle

>> No.12095379

Those eggnog cake rolls are quite good, actually

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>I see a little pickle from a nasty can
>ball of mush ball of mush!
>can you pass me that Faygo

>> No.12095569

I want the opposite, just wafers but they only come in boxes over 20lbs

>> No.12095946

Literally nothing wrong with this one.

Tupac and Michael Jackson seem to be managing just fine.

>> No.12095964

do you mean viheraho? also it was not trailer, it was apartment in this longhouse thing that we have here (dont know the real name) he just crammed this old apartment of his full of found VHS machines n other shit

>> No.12095967

I wish they'd open a franchise in my town. I can't find good pork dillingers anywhere.

Have eaten similar things, this is totally fine.

>> No.12095970

what was his name? or i mean youtube channel

>> No.12095983
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Suck the palm side of your thumb.
Thats what america tastes like, like a dick.

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>> No.12096001

but what you do with it? put it on bread?

>> No.12096014

>American Flavored
>Process cheese
So what is it really?

>> No.12096032

worst part about that is surprisingly the fucking "bread"

>> No.12096045

i would had legit rage fit for that and slap her

>> No.12096067

At least it actually contains meat

>> No.12096080

>Raw/Blue rare instead of rare/medium rare
>Bun not lightly browned
>Cheese not even attempted to be melted
>THICC tomato slice instead of multiple heavenly thin slices
>no lettuce
>No small layer of mayo


>> No.12096088

>hating on based Titanium Hwite

>> No.12096096

If you are going to make a shelf stable burger, canned or otherwise you need to individually wrap the buns so they don't deteriorate from the juices that preserve the meat/cheese/veggies.
This is actually one scenario where MRE's get it right (despite the fact that they use god awful wheat snack bread for the buns) as the "burger" (processed meatloaf patty) is in its own retort pouch suspended in it's own juices added with a preservative

>> No.12096118

>end of the tomater
oof yikes

>> No.12096151

>"easy to eat"

The absolute STATE

>> No.12096174

Been saying this for years

>> No.12096195

i went to america last year.
it literally smells like american cheese slices and farts.

>> No.12096197

motherfucker not again
at least i'll take some of you sons of bitches with me

>> No.12096694

All these is the reason cancer exists.

>> No.12097028

>1170% cholesterol
Good lord

>> No.12097048

I want to believe this

>> No.12097070

Voi boi! Nytt ollen nelkä!

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>> No.12097100

I lasted 51 seconds.

>> No.12097109

Yeah he's looks so sad

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I'll raise you

>> No.12097149

>lettuce on burgers
We serve food here, sir.

>> No.12097172

t. Anemic vegan

>> No.12097701

it's the dubs talking

>> No.12097750

I just realized I've never eaten hostesses before, what should I try first?

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Guez junk food is real

>> No.12097917

Without the mayo it's actually good, i put in some cut toasted bread as well.

>> No.12097926

i buy these all the time it tastes fine

>> No.12097953

There was a happy little accident at the food factory.
Also based dubs.

>> No.12097964

Local hypermarket had these for 1€/box on clearance. I bought 5, they were nothing to complain about.

>> No.12097983

titanium dioxide is for white color, really no different than if they were to give you a chemical name instead of something like Red 40

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>> No.12098027

Literally nothing wrong with this.

>> No.12098070

I would but it's prohibited in some supermarkets here

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Crime against humanity.
These things should be outlawed.

>> No.12098413

Sweet sweet ignorance

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>> No.12098455

Probably my most guilty of pleasures spread on crackers.

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>> No.12098478

I just ate some Easter Basket Cakes yesterday. A single pack of two is 300 calories.

>> No.12098499

What am I looking here?

>> No.12098507
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Good lord, what have I done?

>> No.12098516

You pour raw egg into it and as it cooks it rises up and out of the cylinder like a condom-wrapped sausage.
They taste horrid. Something about the internals of the device imparts an absolutely disgusting flavor on your unholy egg tube, as if the shape and texture wasn't bad enough.

>> No.12098519

Still cursed, no many how many times I see this

>> No.12098696


What IS that middle pictograph representing? A Hot Dog?

>> No.12098711

Yknow the saddest thing about Jack is if he actually cooked his food thoroughly it wouldn't be bad at all. He has a knack for food art

>> No.12098715

We call them sausages, but yeah.

>> No.12098746

wait... these actually look delicious

>> No.12098935

Joe Rogan tier

>> No.12099074

A bullet

>> No.12099111


Don't taste that good, weird aftertaste

>> No.12099152


fuck yeah you don't have to eat anything else all day thats incredible value

>> No.12099348

What is this

>> No.12099350

Gator legs, from the looks of it.

>> No.12099357

that's gay

>> No.12099383


america is a fucked up place, why do they do shit like taco cheese or vomit tasting chocolate lmao, what the fuck

>> No.12099384

I can't believe this guy procreated.

>> No.12099400

Mine always come out tough. Is there any way to get them more tender?

>> No.12099419

Canada has both English and French as official languages, so all packaging has to have both for labeling, right across the country.

>> No.12099443

People who use flash even when it is not needed

>> No.12099474

A Pizookie. Probably the stupidest thing I have ever had the displeasure of witnessing. My girlfriend's family is obsessed with these for their 'family dessert'. No wonder her mother (WHO DOESN'T EVEN FUCKING COOK) is diabetic and borderline bedridden.

>> No.12099490

Some dysphoria food?

>> No.12099505

your'e gay. gators are a pain in the ass and not endangered.

>> No.12099519

same things can be said of homos what's your point

>> No.12099722
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>Casu marzu is created by leaving whole pecorino cheeses outside with part of the rind removed to allow the eggs of the cheese fly Piophila casei to be laid in the cheese. A female P. casei can lay more than 500 eggs at one time. The eggs hatch and the larvae begin to eat through the cheese. The acid from the maggots' digestive system breaks down the cheese's fats, making the texture of the cheese very soft; by the time it is ready for consumption, a typical casu marzu will contain thousands of these maggots.`

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>> No.12099765

>that dead hand
fuck, thats depressing

>> No.12099768

He's right, that shit is nasty. It's the carbonated water. Without enough flavor or sweetener, that shit is gross.

>> No.12099788

your'e gay. gators are a pain in the ass and not endangered.

>> No.12099796

same things can be said of homos what's your point

>> No.12099816

I'm a double posting faggot, so what'dya say about that

>> No.12099844

Come into my hand
By your mild power; descending down the Nerves of my right arm
From out the Portals of my Brain, where by your ministry
The Eternal Great Humanity Divine planted his Paradise,
And in it caus'd the Spectres of the Dead to take sweet form
In likeness of himself. Tell also of the False Tongue! vegetated
Beneath your land of shadows: of its sacrifices, and
Its offerings: even till Jesus, the image of the Invisible God,
Became its prey; a curse, an offering, and an atonement
For Death Eternal in the heavens of Albion, & before the Gates
Of Jerusalem his Emanation, in the heavens beneath Beulah.

>> No.12099846

Fuck you man, mayo goes on eggs and they both go with noodles. I'd eat that.
Would annihilate and ask for seconds.
alligator? I'd eat it. chicken of the swamp.
I would eat it.

>> No.12099886

add another stick of butter and I'd eat it

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>> No.12100237

Pepper, no
Salt, yes

>> No.12100244

Yeah, the new chicken sandwich is suprisingly really good. I'm actually going to get one today, by chance.

>> No.12100258

Man, wash your hands.

>> No.12100267

I would go buy a box of Caramel Apple OatMeal Creme Pies right fucking now desu.

>> No.12100305


Well, it is a quart of milkshake regardless.

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i guess the gore is that she considers this good cooking

>> No.12100431

>2 servings
you know nibbas eatin brains aint splittin that shit

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>> No.12100451

>333g carbs
>263g sugar

They should rename it "Diabetic Suicide".

>> No.12100459

>spontaneous anal

>> No.12100699

>why doesn't this seltzer water taste like soda?

>> No.12100781

t. ja/ck/

>> No.12100830

Do Americans really?

>> No.12100843

that's leafs, not burgers

>> No.12100941


the smaller they are the tougher they get. Try a magnum one.

>> No.12100948

There was one video by him that had English subtitles and it was cut to like 5 minutes or less. It started with "Patakakkonen -theme" (that is, Roger Whittaker - Finnish Whistler). I think it was only a webm and not in youtube, at least I couldn't find it.

I found this gem, "The fatso makes a return":

>> No.12101871

>I just ate some Easter Basket Cakes yesterday. A single pack of two is 300 calories.
>Good lord, what have I done?
>What IS that middle pictograph representing? A Hot Dog?
>We call them sausages, but yeah.
>A Pizookie. Probably the stupidest thing I have ever had the displeasure of witnessing. My girlfriend's family is obsessed with these fwhags or their 'family dessert'. No wonder her mother (WHO DOESN'T EVEN FUCKING COOK) is diabetic and borderline bedridden.
Whats good bitch

>> No.12101893

What's wrong with these? Looks like a relatively light dessert.
>Get some presumably sweet bread
>Add some whipped cream and chocolate pieces into its center
Wa la

>> No.12101942

Lifesaver, exactly what i was looking for!

>> No.12102098

As a follow up, I did some digging through his channel and this is the video I was looking for.

>> No.12102111

I would try this, the ingredient list is actually not abhorrent.

>> No.12102119

Fucking retard this is scrambled eggs tacos.

>> No.12102139

I can't tell if you're fucking with us or actually that stupid

>> No.12102148

It is literally an imitation of pasteurized process cheese.

>> No.12102154

For me, it's pier buddies.

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i accidentally bought this stuff a few weeks ago
it literally doesn't melt
i microwaved a burger for 40 seconds and it still wasn't melted

>> No.12102177

It doesn't actually melt, it softens and then separates into oil and God only knows what else.

>> No.12102189

>some people just really like the cream
for example your mom

>> No.12102322

i hate that you can't get catflaps on this side of the rockies

>> No.12102396

>marinated alligator
Doesn't sound too bad.

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I hear they go well with ham and water product

>> No.12102463

God I could go for some apple himmlers right now

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>> No.12102797

>contains peanuts
the fucking nerve

>> No.12102887

>Silicon dioxide
That is SAND

>> No.12102896

It's used as a white colouring in toothpaste.

>> No.12102901
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>another stroke

>> No.12102906

I bet that someone actually put their dick in it once

>> No.12105297

good god

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>> No.12105534


i'd still hit it

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>> No.12105550

ok you uneducated fuck, this is a polish party salad with gyros chicken, and it tastes way better than it looks. perfect drunk food

>> No.12105608

>cooking person

>> No.12105639

Ah yes, the traditional Martin Luther King Jr.'s day dinner

>> No.12105685

i fucking hate this image

>> No.12105703

Why do you know what cock tastes like anon

>> No.12105721

I'm pretty sure chewing the plasticwrapping is healthier than the slices themselves

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>> No.12105759

at this level, the calories from fat don't really count, you are gonna shit out most of it undigested.

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>> No.12105805

My uncle is broke as a joke and always uses the app for deals.
Never had a problem with it.
Fucking franchise faggots trying to nickel and dime ya.

>> No.12105823

Got one of these at a christmas gag gift thing. Never actually used it.

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