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when I was a young boy growing up in Kansas City, everyone use KC Masterpiece. Now, Sweet Baby Rays sauce is everywhere and I want to have its children

IS the sauce the boss??

>> No.12101113

>>12101103
kc masterpiece is better, but sweet baby rays is easier to find.

>> No.12101183

>>12101103
>tfw started reading this as lyrics to The Black Parade

>> No.12101306

>>12101103
Sweet Baby Rays is trash... KC Masterpiece and Dubbs are way better.

>> No.12101321

>>12101103

both of them are completely inedible chemical sugar sauce that tastes like shit.

the only 'good' bbq sauce in a bottle from a store is dinosaur bbq sauce. unremarkably it bears no similarity in texture, consistency, composition, color, density, fluidity, or fuck you.

>> No.12101374
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>>12101103
I used to really like Sweet Baby Ray's until I tried pic related.

>> No.12101450

>>12101103
SBR has a few varieties that are edible but nothing special. I do really love their buffalo wing sauce though. I wish it had more heat but it has a very nice flavor.

>> No.12101710

>>12101103
>first ingredient
>high fructose corn syrup
into the trash where it belongs

>> No.12101712

>>12101374
This shit is GOAT

>> No.12101720
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12101720

This shits too expensive to buy all the time, but it is without a doubt the best store bought barbecue sauce I’ve had

>> No.12101766

>>12101720
This just makes me think of fiercely bearded but overly sensitive, left-wing, manbun-sporting hipsters.

>> No.12101787

>>12101766
who cares as long as it tastes good

>> No.12101795

>>12101103
Garbage.
>>12101374
Excellent. Based black man sauce. Always count on my nigger (briefly shows n-word pass) Stubbs.

>> No.12101812

>>12101766
Actually originally made by a Kansas black family. I do think the packaging is over the top tho

>> No.12101863
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12101863

>not buying different sauces and mixing them

>> No.12101906

>>12101103
i'm not one of those people who hates on everything processed and unhealthy but rays is way too fucking sweet, it sucks

>> No.12101923

>>12101906
I bet you like mustard based sauce.

>> No.12101929

>>12101812
Sure, but the product design is definitely hipster-esque.

>> No.12102171
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>>12101183
When I was a young boy
My father took me to Kansas city
To find a tasty sauce
He said, son, when you grow up
Would you be the flavor of the smokin'
The eaten, and the canned?
He said, will you reheat them
Your brie pans and all the nom-nom yummies?
The flans that they have made?
Because one day I'll leave you
A cookbook to lead you to some spices
To join the barbeque
WHEN I WAS A YOUNG BOY
MY FATHER TOOK ME TO KANSAS CITY
TO FIND A TASTY SAUCE
HE SAID, SON, WHEN YOU GROW UP
WOULD YOU BE THE FLAVOR OF THE SMOKIN'
THE EATEN, AND THE CANNED?

>> No.12102181

>>12102171
This made me so happy

>> No.12103212

>>12101720
I recently got the blazin' hot but haven't tried it yet. You better not be fucking with me.

>> No.12103228

>KC BBQ
Any other kc fans here?

So which is better, Gates or Aurthur Bryants?

There are also amazing meat markets here, I prefer McGonigles Market.

>> No.12103405

>>12101795
*checks exp. date on n-word pass*
Hmm, seems here that your pass expired last year. Turn around, hands behind your back, sir.

>> No.12103425
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12103425

I've fallen for this lately.
I keep seeing the sweet baby rays everywhere now where I live. Gonna grab a bottle when I run the Newmans dry.

>> No.12103432

>>12103405
Cringe.

>> No.12103716

>>12101720
I got the whiskey one because it was the only flavor the store had and I had seen it memed here. It's fucking awful. One of the worst BBQ sauces I've ever had.

>> No.12103724
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>>12102171
Beautiful

>> No.12103725
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12103725

You'll cowards don't even smoke meat

>> No.12103730
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for me it is the head country

>> No.12103985

It's gotta be Moulq for me just Moulq it!

>> No.12103998

Fat Kansas City niggers ruin good bbq with their sweet sauces...

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>>12103985

>> No.12104005

>>12103725
You know a sauce is good when it has labels like this

>> No.12104284

>>12103998
One of the oldest BBQ places in KC, Arthur Bryants, uses a hot pepper vinegar, paprika, mustard sauce that's not sweet at all. Gates bbq uses a red sauce but it's tangy more than sweet. I can forgive you, you're probably a texan who uses dried cow pies for their bbq smoke.

>> No.12104296

>>12101374
I prefer spicy, but all Stubb's variations are good

>> No.12104379

>>12101374
Too smokey

>> No.12104836

For me it’s dinosaur bbq sauce that’s the best sauce.

>> No.12104838

>>12103716
Agreed

>> No.12104874

>>12101374
100% based. The chad Stubbs has a flavor profile beyond sickeningly sweet unlike the virgin Raysl. And Stubbs uses actual cane sugar and molasses instead of HFCS

>> No.12104879

>>12104379
I'd eat charcoal if it didn't tear my ass up

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>>12101103
>serving size 37g
>16g sugar per serving
>43% sugar by mass
No thanks

>> No.12104893

>>12104879
I'm certainly not going to make a joke about anal sex with negroes here, but I'm thinking it.

>> No.12105115
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12105115

You guys are slipping...

>> No.12105121

>>12101103
Only the sweet and spicy one is any good.

>> No.12105134

>>12103716
The whisky one tastes like shit. I've not tried any of the others

>> No.12105151

>>12102171
https://youtu.be/PFtQVBt0t2E

Someone vocaroo this

>> No.12105155

>>12104893
Got to admit, that's kind of funny.

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12105562

For me,

>> No.12105581

>>12102171
Absolutely amazing