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JOLLIBEE®

>> No.12125191
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>> No.12125201
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Who wants to fuck the bee?

>> No.12125205

>>12125182
I've heard flip food is taking over

>> No.12125207
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>>12125182

>> No.12125290

I love Jollibee

>> No.12125292

beesed and jollipilled

>> No.12125295

Cringe

>> No.12125331
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12125331

>triggers /ck/

>> No.12125341

>>12125182
>sugary hotdog spaghetti
Why are flips so fucking autistic? Id like to try the chicken tho

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>>12125207

>> No.12125414

>>12125331
most of this looks delicious

>> No.12125486
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>>12125182

>> No.12125862
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The only things that're tempting for me to try are their burger steaks with mushroom gravy and this dessert cup thing

>> No.12125900

>>12125331
now is it pronounce chicken enjoy or chicken joy ?

>> No.12125905
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I N D I A N A

N

D

I

A

N

A

>> No.12125907

>>12125182
What's the deal with Jollibee being shilled hard here all of the sudden? If you think we would mind having another fast food chain in the states, you're wrong.

>> No.12125954

>>12125907
The mascot is strange and distressing, and flip culture and cuisine is this weird cargo cult mashup of spic, WW2 America, and deep dark jungle oogabooga. Its kinda fascinating.

>> No.12125991

>>12125182
>FiliPEEno food

I'd rather starve

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>>12125900
It is pronounced Chicken Joy. Chickenjoy®

>> No.12127256

>>12125862
Burger steaks are good kinda like a salisbury steak in a beefy mushroom gravy

>> No.12127258

Mediocre burgers and soggy chicken
Still haven't tried the Halo Halo but I've heard it's good

>> No.12127281

>>12125486
please, no negro bees

>> No.12127292

Filipino "spaghetti" is made with banana ketchup instead of tomatoes, overcooked pasta, and it's all topped with cheddar.

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>> No.12127398

>>12125862
that desert cup is halo halo, it can be pretty based. you want shaved ice, ice cream, fruit, red bean, and sometime cream? halo halo has it

>> No.12127400

>>12125862
halo halo means "mix of everything" or literally "mix mix." you can add custard, ice cream, nata de coco (chewy jellies), red beans, seasonal fruit, and sometimes chocolate.

>> No.12127422

>>12125954
It's like an entire country got high as balls and started trying to make food.

It's absolutely amazing most of the time because of this.

>> No.12127429

>>12127246
20 Yum burgers please...

>> No.12127434

>>12125862
Halo Halo is gay and not really that good

t. flip

>> No.12127436

>>12125331
>peach ravioli

>> No.12127519

>>12125182
>JOLLIBEE®
Not as good as KFC, and overrun with kids normally (they seem to specialize in parties), so who cares.

>> No.12127523

>>12127281
Racist

>> No.12127607

The spaghetti is great. All the rest, not so much.

t. flip

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My favorite fast food restaurant? It has to be Jollibee! So comfy! One Aloha Burger please.

>> No.12127653

>>12127246
>these prices
This is in flip dollars, right?

>> No.12127660

>>12125182
Honestly, when I go to fast food places I like to feel as trashy as I possibly can. I'd probably love the Jollibee option. It doesn't get much trashier than paying to have canned spaghetti dumped on things.

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>> No.12127792

>>12127653
I thought they used pesos?

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>> No.12127818

>>12127805
Duterte is a real man.

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>>12125331
>That breakfast menu
I hope they don't actually think that will appeal to the masses

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>>12127823
It is actually one of our most well-received offers on our menu, not only in the Pilipinas, but also in our rapidly growing markets in the middle east and the USA

>> No.12127829

>>12127818
Duterte is like your drunk distant uncle you see every 5 years at a family reunion, everyone puts up with him because he's Honeyboy's dad and everyone likes Honeyboy plus he's the dean of the UP law school and maybe my kids want to get into that law school.

>> No.12127833

>>12127826
Yeah lol okay intern. These lies won't make that menu item sell any better.

>> No.12127838

>>12127833
I believe it, I'd rather have tocino and sinangag from a dodgy fast food joint than the fucked up spaghetti

>> No.12127850

>>12127838
But would you rather have a pancake, sausage, and hash brown breakfast from McD's or would you rather have some rice, two hot dogs, and an egg from the Flip joint?

>> No.12127853

>>12127850
the Flip joint easily

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>>12127853
You lie you die anon. You chose the wrong hill and now I come to right the wrong that your parents have made. Prepare yourself.

>> No.12127875

>>12127850
What kind of a question is that? You literally can't fuck up tocino. Well I wouldn't put it past McDonalds to fuck it up but it's fucking McDonalds

>> No.12127881

>>12127829
Plus he might kill you if you do something he doesn't approve of.

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>> No.12127974

>>12127653
nope. 15 dollars for 6 pieces of chicken when you can go to your supermarket chain and get 16 pieces for 10.

tried it once for the experience, wasnt bad but the price ensures that im never going back

>> No.12128060

>>12127974
>go to fast food
>complain about it being fast

>> No.12128079

>>12128060
wow you are actually retarded

>> No.12128112

>>12125182
Sneed

>> No.12128121

>>12128112
Why am I banned from Clover

>> No.12128153

based bee poster

>> No.12128157

>>12127400
no it means assorted you uneducated bisayan shit

>> No.12128182

>>12127823
The breakfast menu is 100% why I want JOLLIBEES IN INDIANA

>> No.12128941

>>12127369
Kekd like a retard. Thanks

>> No.12128963

Is Jollibee the Chick-fil-A of the Philippines?

>> No.12129193

>>12128060
lol you have severe reading comprehension problems

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Chickenjoy JOLLIBEE® with your friends

Kalininskaya, Rostov Oblast

>> No.12129665

fuck off shill

>> No.12129859

>>12129665
Calm down and eat your Chicken joy

>> No.12129864

>>12125182
>JOLLIBEE®
Why must these dirty chinks always appropriate African culture?

>> No.12129872 [DELETED] 

>>12129208
> that one black guy in the back
He's literally seething that these chinks stole his African ethnic foods & profiting off it.

>> No.12129874

>>12127823
good job labeling yourself as a sheep, retard
rice, an egg, and a fried chicken leg sounds like a godlike breakfast

>> No.12129880

Why must these dirty flips culturally appropriate foods from other peoples?

>> No.12129941

> Spaghetti stolen from the Italians
> Fried Chicken from Niggers
> Rice Porrige stolen from Chinese

This is why we consider flips to be the niggers of asia. They literally appropriate everything they see.

>> No.12130196

>>12127246
>yum cheezeburgers for $4.99

holy shit that doesnt even cost a fucking dollar in my shithole

>> No.12130210

>>12125900
Oh, I get it now. It's actually kind of a clever name for an ESL nation.

>> No.12130599

>>12125900
its pronounced as chick-enjoy or chick'n-joy

>> No.12130703

>>12127398
>red beans

literally the raisins of filipino deserts. fucking ruins everything.

>> No.12130842

I liked having rice and gravy to go with fried chicken. Sometimes I get KFC and gravy to bring home to eat with rice .

>> No.12131800

>>12127850
I wouldn't take the the pork sausages, but I would definitely be game for the fried chicken, beef tenders, and sweet pork
I can make standard bacon and eggs at home

>> No.12131899

>>12127434
ur gay

>> No.12131900

>>12125331
Am I too late for breakfast? shit.
Alright I'll have an Amazing Aloha
um
What's on the Fiesta Noodles?
You know what never mind I'll just have a Jolly Spaghetti and a Halo-Halo for dessert
And a Diet Coke please

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>>12129941
>appropriate everything
it's just the recipes they absorbed (and twisted) from all the cultural and colonial contacts in their recent history
>chinese
>spaniard
>american
should they eat mud and raw fish?

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Doesn't this place have beans in drinks and hot dog in spaghetti? Always been turned off by the Filipinos the few Asians I know refer to them as nigger asians.

>> No.12132350

>>12132296
That's the very definition of cultural appropriation, and it is never OK. Try having empathy.

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JOLLIBEE® everybody Chickenjoy®!

>> No.12132368

>>12132350
fuck off back to redit you faggot nigger

>> No.12132422

>>12125182
i really dont get this meme

>> No.12132452

>>12132422
It's a huge Filipino food chain. The spaghetti sauce is sweet and there are hot dogs in it. The chicken has a pretty good crunch but it's super mild with very little seasoning.

It tastes like food for little kids. Chuck E Cheese for the niggers of the Orient. BTW I like those nigs, I used to do eskrima and it was fun hanging out in backyards banging sticks and drinking San Miguel. But they aren't really Asian and we all know it.

>> No.12132455

>>12127281
it's peenoy

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>>12132452
>But they aren't really Asian and we all know it.
Fuck off nigger, we're the kings of Asia

>> No.12132863

>>12128157
from iloilo, fuck off

>> No.12132873

wtf Jollibee has these weird commercials

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGH4TBl7v-0

>> No.12134397

>>12132873
What's weird about having faith in love?

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>>12134397
nothing but wtf does that have to do with JOLLIBEE®?

>> No.12135293

>>12135286
They bonded over Chickenjoy.

>> No.12135343

>>12132873
Wasn't there another one where it's a trick and he's actually just her best friend?

Was that the first commercial?

Do they actually have serial commercials that tell stories from one commercial to the next?!

>> No.12135386

>>12135343
>Do they actually have serial commercials that tell stories from one commercial to the next?!
I think so, they're apparently pretty dramatic. Why does Jollibee do this
Also the girls are hot, but they don't look like the Flip girls I have seen. And wtf is it with their weird language? They have random English phrases and words

>> No.12136262

>>12132873
Some of them are pretty wholesome.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDHZkLeh6vw

>> No.12136643

>>12125907
I don't know but this shit just seems fake
It's almost like a fictional restaurant that you would see in a tv show

>> No.12136736

>>12129941
still better than English """"cuisine"""""

>> No.12137203

Holy shit, I'm enjoying these commercials way more than I should be.
Here's one they got M. Night Shyamalan to secretly direct:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mt6r4SIpJPc

>> No.12137219

>>12125182
Went here the other day for the first time. The chicken was good but not great. Definitely a leg up on McDonald's, Wendy's, etc. but no match for Chick Fil A.

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>tfw fast food restaurant that sells spaghetti

>> No.12137235

>>12132873
Clearly you've never gone through Japanese McDonald's commercials.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_Wmju4mZEA

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>>12137227
wa la

>> No.12137276

>>12137240
Mama Mia !

>> No.12137283

>>12125205
It’s a meme. I find flip food disgusting.
>blood soup
t. Flip

>> No.12137290

>>12125954
>invaded by Spain
>former WWII US territory
>originally ooga booga land
Hmmmm

>> No.12137300

Are all Flip chicks as hot as the ones in the Jollibee commercials? They don't even look like Philipinas

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>>12137227
>shitting on skyline

>> No.12137305

d

>> No.12137306

>>12137301
test, whacky

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>>12137227
but no blankets

>> No.12137692

>>12132860
Wouldn't pacific islanders be more accurate?

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Surprised no one mentioned the way you eat jollibee rice is by eating it like a burger.

>> No.12137791

>>12125182
i find their mascot creepy and disturbing.

>> No.12138582

>>12135386
they speak english and spanish mixed with their native language

>> No.12138614

>>12125331
Sounds like those Apple Cabin Foods ads.
>Bucket Treats
lel

>> No.12138632

>>12138614
ᵀʳʸ ᵒᵘʳ nᵉʷ
CHICKENJOY!
ᴺᵒʷ 25% ᵐᵒʳᵉ

>> No.12138770

>>12137760
Who says that?

>> No.12140155

>>12129872
>African ethnic foods
uhhhh fried chicken is scottish senpai

>> No.12141398

hmmm

>> No.12141430

Relevant https://twitter.com/timjdillon/status/1094689166539935748?s=21

>> No.12141463

>>12141430
OH NO NO NO

>> No.12141471

>>12137240
God I haven't had fazolis in over a decade

>> No.12141485

>>12141471
The fazolis near my work closed it made me sad

>> No.12141493

What notable fast food does mexico have in the US

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>>12141493

>> No.12141541

>>12141509
This and jollibee which of them have the better chicken?

>> No.12142293

>>12141541
Jollibee of course