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*seasons your food perfectly*

>> No.12135414

When I see him holding a cardboard sign next to a traffic light, I'm gonna bean him in his fucking face with a quarter.

>> No.12135427

Every time I see an image, a gif, or webm of this bastard something clicks in the deep recesses of my lizard brain. Some day it might finally snap and I'll end up in homocidal rage which will end with me flying out to his godforsaken restaurant and blasting those fucking sunglasses out of the back of his skull with a twelve gauge.

>> No.12135437

Based make sure you livestream it

>> No.12135578

absolutely based

>> No.12136125

subscribe to pewdiepie

>> No.12136137

incredibly based

>> No.12136140


>> No.12136173

*goes bankrupt*

>> No.12136254

*serves expensive meat covered in gold to venezuela's dictator while his people die of hunger*

>> No.12136275

>Seasoning meat after it's cooked
lmao nice try

>> No.12136425
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>skull with a twelve gauge.

>> No.12136855

with a touch of greasy arm hair

>> No.12137032

this faggot is the epitome of modern normiefaggots

He can't butcher for shit, all show, 'le instafamous! XD'

Is his food good? No, but he's epic on social media!
I wish I had no integrity so I could make heaps of money

>> No.12137038

Is that David Dunn? I thought he died.

>> No.12137369

How long before people get bored of his shit?

>> No.12137410

isnt he struggle financially?

>> No.12137439

>my lizard brain
fuck off furfag

>> No.12137448

Why does he look like a hitman

>> No.12137592


>> No.12137643

he is so based

>> No.12137661

Probably because your idea of what a hitman is was influenced by the movie The Professional aka Leon? It's probably the wife-beater Tshirt and the glasses.

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the salt is literally falling off of his hairy ass dirty disgusting forearm. Fucking gross.

>> No.12137675

I hope you never look at how the food at restaurants is prepared then.

>> No.12137679

i cook my own food dumb nigger

>> No.12137688

yeah, make sure your meat is well done and your vegetables are nicely boiled. Wouldn't want any bacteria in there.

>> No.12137757

>forearms have more germs than fingers

>> No.12137766

>salt doesn't kill germs

>> No.12139017


>> No.12139058

Ask him to toss your salad. He loves to do that.

>> No.12139071

he misses, kek

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