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funny /ck/ pictures

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>> No.12150798

>>12150773
>that labourer’s hand
lmao

>> No.12150816

>>12150798
see it was funny!

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>>12150762
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>> No.12151225

>>12150773
get some lotion and stop biting your nails

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>> No.12151233

>>12150798
That hand belongs to a weekend warrior

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Keep ‘em coming...

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>>12150757
I don't know what this is but i'm posting it

>> No.12151313

>>12151231
stop

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>> No.12151332

There's something zesty and unique about /ck/ shitposting. I can't describe it.

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>>12151332
/ck/ is in a league of it's own

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>>12151231
>>12151319
With all of these gay ass cards combined I summon thee- Exodia!!!!!!!!

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>> No.12151374

>>12151369
there's 5 pieces asshole, are you headless?

>> No.12151376

>>12151369
whoops wrong picture sorry guys

>> No.12151380

>>12151374
I'm not an asshole take it back

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>>12151380
no

>> No.12151395

>>12151393
well fuck you then

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>>12151395

>> No.12151412

>>12151400
My mom said it's bad for you, just like green on a potato.

>> No.12151413

>>12151360
I always hated the smug look on his fucking face, like this photo was his life’s work or something

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>> No.12151426

>>12151400
i always see brainlets throw their "rotten" (spotted) bananas away. christ, at least save it for some bread

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>> No.12151446

>>12151400
Damn straight

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>> No.12151460

>>12151453
>it's fucking cold!

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>> No.12151474

>>12151459
Imagine being this triggered as a brit

>> No.12151511

>>12151460
kek

>> No.12151552

>>12151332
I love this board

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>>12151453
>you fucking donkey, am I fresh or frozen?
>FRESH OR FROZEN?!
>F-Frozen, chef
>*violin sting*
>Fuck me

>> No.12151677

>>12151297
huh?

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>>12151422

>> No.12151722

>>12151552
Its a lot of shit to sift through but there's gold in these god damed hills

>> No.12151741

>>12151694
>walk down to subway like jared
>get 15 sandwiches but its ok because you walked like jared
>go to jail for being a pedophile like jared
Todd im glad you were never jerome. Your life would have been over.

>> No.12151765

>>12151297
Sauce

>> No.12151772

>>12150773
I hope he sees this in here.

>> No.12151790

>>12151772
he will. he's been going mental saying reposting that image is identity theft. pretty psycho stuff

>> No.12151792

>>12151365
I lost

>> No.12151796

>>12151694
i think this is shopped, i remember the real one had one sub coming out his pantlegs

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>>12151790
I saw

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>>12151474
It’s all they’ve got.

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>>12151824
much better

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>> No.12151955

>>12151332
‘k ‘sting is ‘ther ‘like your ‘den ‘ty ‘sting ‘non.

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>> No.12152207

>>12152192
what's wrong with double dipping?

>> No.12152230

>>12152207
What if you’re sharing nuggets that would mean you would be spreading cooties

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>> No.12152309

>>12152250
The structure of this is the true evil

>> No.12152315

>>12152192
oh hey i made that
chaotic neutral was my favourite one to do

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>> No.12152820

>>12151297
>>12151765
i wish i had sauce. i remember seeing this really drunk one time with my buds, we were rolling. unfortunately that means i cant remember what it was from

>> No.12152828

>>12151846
i dont care if it's reddit and fake, i still laughed. i can see my dad doing something like that if he texted and was still alive.

>> No.12152829

>>12151422
Pillowy mounds of mashed potatoes...

>> No.12152858

>>12152192
How can double dipping be lawful anything? It is the biggest breach of rules out of them all.

>> No.12152877

>>12152858
ill share my thought process when making the picture and trying to decide all this:
lawful good made the least mess and allowed the most room for sharing. your hands stay clean, sauce stays uncontaminated, you can share your nuggies and sauce and nobody would bat an eye.
neutral good is a standard setup. everything out in the open, anyone can take and share a nug. you risk getting some grease and oil or whatever on your fingers. but your intentions are good.
chaotic good has good intentions but is the messiest. it shows the most willing to share but there will be some sort of cleanup required after
lawful neutral was kind of a cheat but still makes sense. they are your nugs after all and you want flavour on your nugs. just dip em
true neutral is obvious
chaotic neutral is still your nugs but youve completely fucked everything. everything is messy and theres sauce everywhere
lawful evil is your nugs and you are showing everyone they are your nugs by double dipping. it draws people away. nobodys gonna touch your nugs. mess is only on your hands unless youre tarded
neutral evil assumes you horde the sauce because you are pouring it over your own nugs. nobody else gets sauce. theres some mess.
chaotic evil is the exact opposite way anyone would normally eat a nug. they are your nugs but now youve put your fucking hands in the sauce, and then opted to touch the nugs. its weird and its great
chaos leans towards mess, evil leans towards "i dont want to share my nugs with you"
you can attribute lawful evil to having fairly good intentions as in "hey man you can have some nugs and some sauce" and double dipping anyway so nobody can say "hey he never offered me a nug". chaotic evil is therefore "what the fuck is this guy doing putting his fucking hands in the sauce"

>> No.12152881

>>12152858
>>12152877
that being said, what would you have done different? i thought i did a pretty good job

>> No.12152944

>>12152820
>>12151765
>>12151677
The show is Moon TV, comedians name is Leigh Hart, from New Zealand.

>> No.12152962

>>12152944
(the segment is "Speed Cooking")

>> No.12153003

>>12152192
>>12152858
Swap lawful evil and neutral evil

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>>12152944
>>12152962
oh sweet, thank you so much.

>> No.12153072

>>12151459
I wonder how butthurt the bong was when he was making this image

>> No.12153093

>>12152256
pizza is a sandwich

>> No.12153097

>>12151459
i need an esplaination

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>>12151297
Ah Great our countries only "Comedian" who gets put into every show that is supposed to be "funny"

>> No.12153117

>>12151400
pussy and bootyhole aren't as gross as bananas

>> No.12153123

>>12151332
I think that /ck/ exclusively has oldfags and that is why the board is so special. People here are seasoned and have seen too much bland shit to post anything without any flavor.

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>> No.12153154

>>12151360
My mom used to eat these but she only sucked them to avoid the calories and they were attached to a different newdad every time.

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>> No.12153187

>>12153183
Someone actually took the time to write this. I would pay like 3-500 dollars to see this in front of a large audience.

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>> No.12153200

>>12153180
The gas station on the way to work has these. There’s a Fetty Wap one

>> No.12153224

>>12153147
deadcats and pizza wtf?

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>>12150757

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>>12151459
kek

>> No.12153489

>>12151459
i want to eat some natto.

>> No.12153660

>>12152877
He really thought this out.

>> No.12153708

>>12152828
anon... why you gotta post things like that

>> No.12153741

>>12152207
it's like putting your entire mouth in the sauce

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>>12152192

>> No.12153970

>>12153156
cute

>> No.12153977

>>12152192
always do chaotic good

>> No.12154092

>>12151459
over a year later bongs are still seething, and they will continue for many years to come
>>12153097
the original image is from the anime Princess Principal, set in a fictional Britain, the character shown in the image is a "soldier" from Japan, and the original went like
>*image of a typical English breakfast on her plate*
>*internal dialogue* to be honest, the food of this country isn't very good
>*quickly snags a bite of an onigiri she was hiding under the table and hides it back*

>> No.12154188

>>12152207

Nothing if it's one of those tiny sauce packets and your own packet. But imagine it being a bigger bowl for a whole group. Nobody wants other people's spit in their sauce.

>> No.12154197

>>12151400
Anyone who gives or receives oral sex is a degenerate.

>> No.12154211

>>12154197
This. Sex is for procreational purposes only, and to be conducted once every birthing cycle (every 3 years until 3 children are begotten).

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>>12153163
Oh fuck.

Do any of you have the original diagrams he did?

>> No.12154379

>>12153108
>ItalianNavy.gif

>> No.12154429

>>12153359
based

>> No.12154474

This should be on /an/ lmao haha nice.

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>>12153108

>> No.12154539

>>12153112

sauce

>> No.12154597

>>12153112
it was boiled eggs tho...

>> No.12154600

>>12153147
Someone pls tell me if these cats are dead or not pls pls

>> No.12154637

>>12154600
all cats are dead

>> No.12154655

>>12153147
chinese pizza party looks delicious!

>> No.12154721

>>12153147
story?

>> No.12154737

>>12154637
i came

>> No.12154742

>>12153147
Formaldehyde munchies?

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>> No.12155053

>>12152828
damn feelin it

>> No.12155126

not a picture but
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Cp-BGQfpHQ

>> No.12155223
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>>12154379

>> No.12155264

>>12152944
Hm, I was going to say it had a very Australian feel to it, but close enough.

>> No.12155271

>>12152192
LE and NE should be swapped.

>> No.12155301

>>12151297
>>12151765
>>12152820

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZjiLM0gN98

>> No.12155302

>>12151580
waterphone*

>> No.12155309

>>12151459
Top kek. I hate bongs, but this is funny and the ass blasted projecting weebs just make it even funnier.

>> No.12155316

>>12152877
makes sense, you've thought about it more than me

>> No.12155350

>>12153193
Bastard ought to rot in jail. What kind of sick fuck stirs another man's chili?

>> No.12155394

>>12151297
Be honest. Who finds this funny

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>>12152192

>> No.12155499

>>12154188
Couples are excluded from this rule.

>> No.12155538

>>12155499
Siblings too

>> No.12155549

>>12154600
Just getting neutered

>> No.12155608

>>12155538
Lewd

>> No.12155626

>>12154721
looks like some neutering event

>> No.12155652

>>12155483
>American Standard

>> No.12155679

>>12155538
I want to chug a gallon imouto spit.

>> No.12155728

>>12151372
this picture gets me every time

>> No.12155740
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>>12151400
brown spots actually have cancer fighting agents in them.

>> No.12155745

>>12153113
he was great in game of thrones. too bad he quit acting.

>> No.12155832

>>12155740
twist and tuck master race

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>> No.12155867

>>12155740
chaotic good made me chuckle.

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>>12155679
Control yourself Cletus.

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>> No.12156048

>>12151400
Spotless bananas aren't even ripe yet. I always eat them brown, sometimes even black.

>> No.12156070

>>12153359
Mingya cuge

>> No.12156151

>>12155679
I got hard at work from the phrase imouto spit.

>> No.12156223

>>12153359
If his wife told him eggs and pork are bad, then why the hell was she cooking pasta carbonara for him?

>> No.12156244

>>12153147
Ah yes, I remember watching that video.
So sick how someone could do that...
Stuff funny af tho.

>> No.12156250

>>12153200
Are they any good? The advice on the bag seems solid so I can only imagine the taste will follow.

>> No.12156255

>>12153343
Underrated

>> No.12156298

>>12156223
Read again

>> No.12156368

>>12153156
Is it still within the rules if the hamster was just stuffing its cheeks but not swallowing?

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>> No.12156508

>>12155832
It is the most logical

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>>12156491
second best virgin vs chad meme i've seen (best one is still the aladdin game one)

>> No.12156542

>>12153180
These were actually good.

>> No.12156572

>>12155832
same for me

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>> No.12156775

>>12154197
>>12154211
>not knowing the satisfying smell and flavors of pheromone filled crotch.

>> No.12156777 [DELETED] 

>>12153359
Y’all niggaz need to look up what ‘ersatz news’ means

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>> No.12156920

>>12156859
Well that's odd.

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>>12153112

>> No.12157036

>>12151459
Bongs got pretty mad, huh? Weird too, since their breakfasts are pretty good. I wouldn’t be insecure about that at all. Like, I’m American. Yeah, a significant portion of us are fat, but that’s because we’ve got access to good food. I’m happy with that.

>> No.12157171

>>12153108
Pizza of the sea
Forsaken, I float alone,
Yearning to be loved

>> No.12157185

>>12156859
>dat filename
lost

>> No.12157198

>>12157171
:(

>> No.12157244

>>12153187
Reads like the typical TED talk

>> No.12157627

>>12151459
just the thought of some triggered brit making this is amazing

>> No.12157875

>>12151400
people refuse to eat those things?
lol picky eaters

>> No.12157885

>>12155832
>drinking bread

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>> No.12158130

>>12153142
I saw this earlier and I've seen this picture before but I just now got the filename and I wanted to give you this (You) because it was punny and went over my head the first time.

>> No.12158136

>>12150773
That's about half the maximum possible energy density for food.

>> No.12158158

>>12151400
>>12151426
>>12155740
>>12156048
>>12157875
I often get bananas for half price (which is regular price at Asian stores) for being "overripe" and they're still days from being ripe. Most aren't even bruised beneath the skin. They go in a blender anyway.

Maybe I'll print this image and leave it there.

>> No.12158197

>>12150773
Megan Fox is hand modeling now?

>> No.12158217

>>12151955
'ss o' 'ou 'ce 'f 't

>> No.12158351

>>12153489
It's interesting how white people I know freak out about the styrofoam it comes in, but think nothing of the same amount of plastic on other foods just because it's not puffed.

>> No.12158362

>>12157036
You're fat because you have so much access to shit food. Fat people have an abundance of energy, but are usually starving for nutrients.

>> No.12158369

>>12151467
This is a very American post, not recognizing a common vegetable.

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>>12151899
Usually, everyone but the vegan cares quite a bit. I'd link to an academic paper about the phenomenon, but sci-hub is glitching right now.

>> No.12158385

>>12152192
As a kid, I always arranged my veggie nuggets like petals of a flower, with sauce in the center.

>> No.12158388

>>12155223
/r/shittytumblrgifs

>> No.12158391

>>12153351
kek

>> No.12158405

>>12153156
Hamster is pocketing, not swallowing.

>> No.12158442

>>12153960
You know what? On second thought, having lawful evil and chaotic good being almost the same thing doesn't really make sense. Maybe one of the evils should be drinking the sauce, then eating the nugget.

>> No.12158446

>>12154597
It was "a bowl of eggs". The most amusing interpretation is a bowl of whole eggs, maybe boiled, maybe raw, but really the person probably just meant normal cooked eggs but they put them in a bowl instead of on a plate.

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>> No.12158520

>>12157244
No it doesn't. Fucking hell. I hate TED and am angry about this comment.

>> No.12158578

Can someone post about 7 or 8 jack webm's please, the thread is overdue

>> No.12158594

>>12158104
>The Kettle War (Dutch: Keteloorlog or Marmietenoorlog) was a military confrontation between the troops of the Holy Roman Empire and the Republic of the Seven Netherlands on 8 October 1784. It was named the Kettle War because the only shot fired hit a soup kettle.[1]

oh,my

>> No.12158600

>>12153154
:(

>> No.12158622

>>12150773
I don't get it.

>> No.12158641

>>12153351
Why couldn't Sun Chips just emboss the loud bag to make it quiet?

>> No.12158644

>>12153183
I'm eating a cookies and cream Hershey bar. It is almost, but not quite, an oreo.

>> No.12158658

>>12155652
It's bad to have stronger toilets? Let's have shitty air conditioning and pretend it's superior.

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got a few good ones

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>>12158706

>> No.12158728

>>12151824
The one in his pantleg is a nice touch

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>>12158713

>> No.12158730

>>12158729
>there is no need to be upset

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>>12158729

>> No.12158735

I could post the Irish stew guy trilogy, but everyone's tired of that

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>>12158730
lel

>> No.12158747

>>12155728
that's not a pistol magazine though

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>>12158743

>> No.12158758

>>12158461
this is a photoshop made by a butthurt carnist

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>>12158749
and that's all i got, folks

>> No.12158761

>>12155740
that's nanner propaganda

>> No.12158766

>>12158743
That's not what is meant by a hot dog, anon!

>> No.12158791

>>12153193
this is only funny because it was 5.10am

>> No.12158825

>>12158747
we know

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>>12158729

>> No.12158865

>>12151372
Would this work?
I mean, I know the pasta won't go off, but could you load an AR mag with those pastas without breaking them?
Maybe I'll look for them at the store and try it.

>> No.12158879

>>12151772
>>12151800
Whats going on?

>> No.12158888

>>12158848
thanks for posting your dislike of anyone who looks different from you, i'm sure /pol/ will enjoy it

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>>12158888

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>> No.12158970

>>12158758
SEETHING

>> No.12158974

>>12158888
your Hitler quads say differently my Nazi friend

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>>12158888
Checked.
His post seems to be complaining about something that is statistically proven to be more than skin deep, though.

>> No.12159064

Sauce on slut?

>> No.12159074
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>>12159064
83 image replies in the thread, retard. Which one are you talking about?
Is it the one with slut's fucking name written in the corner?

>> No.12159076

>>12151400
I just got diagnosed with oral chlamydia and I wouldn't eat that nasty shit with a ten foot pole

>> No.12159078

>>12159074
Any slut will do. I'm getting desperate.

>> No.12159079

>>12159064
>>12159074
My bad

This one >>12151467

>> No.12159088

>>12158747
And those aren't bullets either, genius

>> No.12159108

>>12159079
Alexia Grey

>> No.12159162

>>12158380
vegan spotted

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>> No.12159176

>>12151412
Your mom is an idiot

>> No.12159177

>>12159162
It's working again.

https://sci-hub dot tee double you /10.1177/1948550611415695

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>> No.12159188

>>12159180
It's spelled açaí

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>> No.12159193

>>12159183
Everything is political. Anyone who says otherwise is naive or disingenuous.

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>> No.12159198

>>12159193
Hasn't /ck/ ever read Foucault? That's basic bitch stuff, now.

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>> No.12159230

>>12159213
I would dine and dash at a place so booshie

>> No.12159233

>>12159213
I eat 80 grams of fiber a day, but chicory and soy make me fart.

>> No.12159239

>>12159233
srry forgot to take off name, it was there for one post, pls ignore

>> No.12159243

>>12159233
>>12159239
Are you really a postmodernist???

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>>12159243
I'm aware I exist in an interconnected world.

>> No.12159281

>>12159249
this is a horrifying photograph youve posted my dear friend

>> No.12159289

>>12159281
It's pretty nice on the ground. Try to visit Barcelona if you get a chance. They've implemented 3x3 superblocks with limited vehicle access, so you can walk around freely. There's also older parts of the city with a more organic layout such as the gothic quarter.

>> No.12159301

>>12152041
i was there for that thread

>> No.12159306

>>12159301
Really? A (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) in 2018? I haven't seen that for maybe a full decade.

>> No.12159323

>>12159306
I think it might've been just for show.
it was pretty funny tho

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cursed image please do not click

>> No.12159389

>>12155740

Twist and tuck and bread box makes the most sense.

>> No.12159508

>>12158369
This is a very obsessed post.

>> No.12159517

>>12159301
Holy shit, that was over a year ago.

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>>12158622
He doesn't get it

>> No.12159686

>>12153163
kek, I loved that thread

>> No.12159689

>>12152041
This was me lol

>> No.12159696

>>12153147
Why did this pic make me giggle

The way those cats are lined up.

>> No.12159699

>>12158879
Nothing. Some schizophrenic sociopath really hates my thumb. It's pretty funny tbdesu, but I'm starting to worry about him. He seems obsessed.

>> No.12159743

>>12151467

Link to video PLEASE

>> No.12159750

>>12155892
More of this please

>> No.12159752

>>12156491
How the fuck would olive oil clog arteries? And how would rapeseed not?

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>>12151467

>> No.12159795

>>12159765
fucking melissa

>> No.12159913

>>12158728
Good eye.

>> No.12159942

>>12152041
How does the first response have a lower post number?

>> No.12160015

>>12159942
I actually found the archived thread and someone "quoted" that post a few posts earlier. So it's like a retroactive quotation I guess.

>> No.12160037

>>12159942
>has never been there for a get

>> No.12160042

>>12159765
>had the jitters and had to finish masturbating to calm down
iktf

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>>12160015
oh.
I have seen a few time where I would post and the guy below me,his time would be a few seconds earlier.
Autists would post pic related.

>> No.12160097

>>12151332
It's not as aggressive and less off-topic than other boards. People here take shit easy and don't go an turbo autismorage over someone saying a word they don't like. Similar to /an/. Small boards don't have edgy teens and identity politics like we have over on /v/.
t. board tourist

>> No.12160102

>>12159942
>>13000000

>> No.12160103

>>12155832
t. Rupaul

>> No.12160104

>>12151412
>green on a potato.
that shit's dangerous

>> No.12160127

>>12152207
idk man.
i just assume noone i'm eating with has herpes

>> No.12160134

>>12152250
i'l need the CE picture please

>> No.12160138

>>12153147
:( they ded?

>> No.12160146

>>12155740
>eating bread from plastic bags
i rarely do, but when i do it's NE

>> No.12160149

>>12160138
no.
They just got neutered and are waking up after surgery.
Then they ate 'za.

>> No.12160154

>>12155892
Is that a candy ball gag? That’s almost brilliant.

>> No.12160158

>>12160149
>'za
people who call pizza
>'za
are fucking retarded. You deserve chemical castration and a slow menial death

>> No.12160162

>>12156598
Classic

>> No.12160163

>>12160104
Ate that shit one week ago. I can't remember them being green, but it was the only thing I can come of that gave me the most painful stomach cramps that I have ever experienced.

>> No.12160166

>>12160158
'uk 'ou 'rd

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>> No.12160177

>>12160149
>>12160158
You guys wouldn't want to meet my friend Pete

...Pete 'Za! Ahaha nomnomnomnomnom

>> No.12160185

>>12160177
Hey orange.
KNIFE

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>>12160177

>> No.12160190

>>12153351
Only boomers and wine aunts will get this.

>> No.12160196

>>12159289
>>12159281
I won't lie, I saw this image and it scared the shit out of me. Is it really Barcelona? If so, yeah, the city is great from street level, and the Gothic Quarter's a great place to relax and cycle.

>> No.12160214

>>12160196

https://www.reddit.com/r/UrbanHell/

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>>12158104
>>12158594
TOPKEK they are actually discussing the removal of the casualties box.
What a bunch of snobby wankers.

>> No.12160252

>>12160214
Some of these look okay...some of these look like hell with the fires turned off. Holy shit.

>> No.12160279

>>12151459
>beans soaked in semen
only jap thing

>> No.12160285

>>12160279
I wish semen was like that. Natto is much better.

>> No.12160483

>>12159194
What the fuck did he do?

>> No.12160486

>>12159191
source

>> No.12160489

>>12159230
they require a deposit to be seated

>> No.12160507

>>12160227
ferdnyc is the only sensible one. presumably the kettle was cast iron so unless they hit it square on with a cannonball it was probably fine. even the cannonball would probably just dent it a bit (but definitely spill the soup)

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>>12155301
If you look carefully, he's heading over to Christchurch.

>> No.12160846

>>12155856
rare steak is for soyboys

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>>12155740
Most of the time I do a knot. If the the clip is still there, I will use it. Sometimes I use one of these clips

>> No.12160956

>>12160171
Way too much cheese.

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>> No.12162020

>>12150773
You niggs aren´t noticing the 100 calories per 2 tablespoons?