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>^F
>no webm thread
fixed

>> No.12157032

>>12157017
I felt a shooting numbing pain in my left shoulder and down my arm watching that. It's still there.

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>> No.12158224

>>12158213
I have a friend who's job was to clean the grease trap from those things in high school. He said he would smell it on himself for the next 3 days. After 2 weeks the grease was 6 inches deep.

>> No.12158243

>>12158224
I can't imagine the grease trap in a rotisserie convi oven that cooks chicken 18 hours a day smelling like much other than roast chicken, especially when they probably need to clean it daily.

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>> No.12158278

>>12158213
how does he get out of the kitchen without deboning all the chickens?

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>> No.12158310

>>12158303
Disgusting whore

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>> No.12158321

>>12158311
Where are all the people? That food is all gunna get cold. Maybe the parents can buy their kid's love but they can't buy him friends.

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>> No.12158336

>>12158311
that's gonna be one explosive diarrhea

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>> No.12158340

>>12158332
woah thats a big clit

>> No.12158342

>>12158311
that looks fuckin lit id go to that birthday

>> No.12158444

>>12158311
My pancreas hurts just watching this.

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>>12158311
> tvs on the floor
> have to sit by a bunch of dudes, hearing the commotion of other dudes over a game
> unhealthy, quick made shit to eat

No thanks, these Chad's probably will snapchat Stacy and not focus on winning like I will with my ultimate gaming skills GAMERS RISE UP

>> No.12158493

>>12158282
guess that's what poverty tastes like

>> No.12158511

>>12158315
That's the most american thing i've ever witnessed. You'd think someone that fucking fat would know how to boil an egg properly, shit was as grey as a dead person.

>> No.12158528

>>12158329
Cute!

>> No.12158651
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>>12158282
H-h-how does Our King actually get out of his fort??

>> No.12158941

>>12158651
loss?

>> No.12158955

>>12158651
Obviously this Master gets enough business to cook all the eggs before he calls it a night and goes home.

>> No.12159063

>>12158285
What is this? Hot girl eats stuff? Any links?

Any good cooking cringe channels?

>> No.12159071

>>12158268

>tfw even with a stroke and one good arm jack is married with a hot wife to go eat delicious food with and you are posting troll cuck threads on /pol/

>> No.12159084

>>12159063
it's a mukbang

>> No.12159093

>>12158303
yuck
>>12158310
based

>> No.12159115

>50% softcore /gif/
>50% shitty take away joints or Facebook recipes
That's a yikes from me dog
At least there's no J*ckposting yet

>> No.12159120

>>12158296
Can I just get mine in regular cake shape?

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>>12159115
Specials today sir are haute cuisine memery, locally sourced cheese videos, and some industrial machinery we just got in this morning.

>> No.12159324

>>12159149
that'll be $45 + tip

>> No.12159382

>>12157017
>mixing with a fork
F

>> No.12159800

>>12158296
>Drizzled with semen resembling dipping sauce

>> No.12160159

>>12158334
Is that the official/ck/ mascot?

>> No.12160237

>>12158243
It smells like literal shit.

>> No.12160253

>>12158311
tfw I only had one party like this as a kid.
>one tv
>one xbox hueg
>Halo 2 and Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory
>one 24 count box of variety icecream cones
>2 pizzas
Still probably had more fun than those Fortnite zoomer faggots.

>> No.12160264

>>12160253
>Still probably had more fun than those Fortnite zoomer faggots.
Why would you think that? Why are you so bitter towards younger people?

I used to have Halo, CS and eventually Gears of War LAN parties with friends in high school, but it was usually with a copious amount of wings, soda and weed. Is it weird to have video game centered sleep overs as an adult? I haven't had one in a while.

>> No.12160274

>>12160264
I hate my life

>> No.12160284

>>12159149
why would he place the little dots with care if he was going to smash that red tortilla on top ... he could have smeared the sauces and get the exact same result

>> No.12160319

>>12160284
>artisanal, emphasis on anal.
>>12160274
I'm sorry.

>> No.12160395

>>12158311
it looks really fun for a kid's party. pizza, video games and sweets.
however, i doubt this setup is for children

>> No.12160419

>>12158311
q3 instead of fortnite and I'm in

>> No.12160441

>>12158311
this isn't some pedo's lair, is it?

>> No.12160511

>>12158334
couldn't even get past the fucking hand movements

>> No.12160551

>>12160284
It's bizarre, maybe he was doing it for the camera. Surely normally they just give it two quick zig zags.

>> No.12160583

>>12158315
those over cooked yolks hurt my midwestern soul

>> No.12160590
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>>12160419
>q3

>> No.12160608

>>12158311
fortnite
P O G G E R S

>> No.12160652

>>12158268
God, he's so fucking fat and gross

>> No.12160688

>>12158334
What is this gay shit?

>> No.12160690

>>12158268
are they eating pieces of meat from his leg?

>> No.12160700

>>12160688
Shut up bruce

>> No.12160715

>>12158334
why does this make me so angry?

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>>12160441

>> No.12160787
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More like this

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>>12160787
But why though

>> No.12160871

>>12159071
>hot wife
uhhhhh, sure anon.

>> No.12161069

>>12158467
Is that Mark Weins as the Joker?

>> No.12161111

>>12158268
How do you get that bad
Shit I'm skinnyfat but how can you just be ok with getting JACK levels of FAT?
When I was a fat teen I turned around and at least mildly fixed myself after a good look at myself, how do you get to Jack levels and not try to turn around?

>> No.12161178

>>12161111
Nice Fazoli's

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>>12159084
>bang
why does this part never happen in those videos? i dont get it

>> No.12161304

>>12158285
>those dead eyes after taking a picture of herself
wew

>> No.12161324

>>12158282
why is this always the version that gets posted?

its way funnier when it shows the lonely autist to the left with no customers

>> No.12161361

>>12160419
None of that newfangled shit. Doom co-op.

>> No.12161393

>>12158311
>Fortnite
Almost looked that heaven...

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>>12157017
>Not frying

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>> No.12161523

>>12159800
kek i didn't notice it at first

>> No.12161589

>>12161443
Oy vey

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>> No.12161867

>>12161443
go back to /pol/ with this inane shit

>> No.12161880

>>12160690
jej

>> No.12161906 [DELETED] 

>>12161867
>shit rebbit says
/polck/ is here to stay you faggot.

>> No.12161964

>>12161855
does it work?

>> No.12162037

>>12158334
Is air frying suppose to be a healthy alternative to deep frying?

>> No.12162042

>>12158213
God I wish that was me

>> No.12162064

>>12158339
tortas are the best shit ever i dont give a fuck ill eat that shit everyday

>> No.12162253

>>12162037
air frying is literally just blowing hot air on it like a convection oven, it's nothing new and is just a fad being used to sell cheap appliances

>> No.12162345

>>12158311
Probably some pathetic lonely 30 year old gaymer trying to buy friends. Sad.

>> No.12162349

>>12162253
I was just asking because he uses Avacado fries as like a substitute for some regular fatty fries but then he air fries it so I was wonder if it's still first as fatty as a deep fry

>> No.12162354

>>12161964
No. Marinading a protein before cooking is vastly inferior to making that marinade a sauce and serving it with the cooked meat. Any cut can be made tender and flavorful, it just takes effort and attention.

>> No.12162357

>>12162349
I suspect it's probably more fatty. Properly deep-fried potatoes contain little fat. Avocado is loaded with it.

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>>12158213
me and my whole family got salmonella from that shit once, I never touched another chicken ever again.

>> No.12162441

>>12160690

i haha'd

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>>12160869

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delicious

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>when you watch the movie Glass and the first thing Bruce Willis's character mentions is Saltbae.
lmao

>> No.12162752

>>12158268
keep jack'n bros never gonna die suck it haters

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>> No.12162798

>>12162432
i'm going to vomit from the thought

>> No.12162802

>>12162746
oh my god hes so old ; ;

>> No.12162840

>>12161069
kek

>> No.12162887

>>12162037
Kinda. As other Anon said, it's just an induction oven with a different name.
I've found it doesn't work well with breaded stuff. Most times they come out like bricks. For stuff without coating like potatoes it's pretty good.

>> No.12162905

Jack arm don't work no more

>> No.12162938

>>12162732
I didn't realize the salt bae guy had gender reassignment surgery.

>> No.12162982

>>12162741
too much tortilla but would eat

>> No.12162990

>>12162732
Major Jewish vibes

>> No.12163094

>>12160871
he means that she cucks him

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>> No.12163153

>>12158334
that's really impressive, most people can't piss me off without words

>> No.12163199

>>12161867
it's a melting pot, that's /ck/ related

>> No.12163233

>>12161855
God I wish that was me.

>> No.12163241

>>12158651
he has to eat all the eggs if he wants to leave

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>>12163254

>> No.12163284

>>12163263
This one pisses me off so much

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>>12163307

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>> No.12163347

>>12163311
0:21,looks like she licked a battery

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>>12158296
JUST

>> No.12163369

>>12162432
some asshole probably dropped one on the ground and then just picked it up and packaged it anyway instead of throwing it away

>> No.12163382

>>12163254
I hope the dumb bitch went blind from this display of unmitigated faggotry.

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>>12163365
>]

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>>12163365
avg wh*teboi

>> No.12163414

>>12158311
honestly that's fuckgn awesome imagine fasting for 2 days and then getting blazed as shit and gorging yourself while playing vidya with your bros

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i would marry this girl and treat her like a princess for the rest of her life.

>> No.12163475

>>12163469
this file name always makes me laugh

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>> No.12163833

>>12163473
She's already married and being treated like a princess.

>> No.12163844

>>12158282
How does he get out without breaking the eggs?

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>>12162432

>> No.12164056

>>12158310
>Having friends.

What is that like, dude?

>> No.12164096

>>12163833
He doesn't love her the way I would love her.

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>>12163473
Hi everyone! I'm so excited to share this with all of you!

During the weekend a dream became a reality.

Saturday night, on our 1 year anniversary of being official boyfriend and girlfriend, David, I, and both our parents went out to dinner together at my favorite restaurant
>Olive Garden.

While we were at the table one of the waitresses handed me a rose and said "this rose is for you for your kindness". I thought it was a random act of kindness at first. But like every 15 minutes or so a new waiter or waitress would come up to me with a rose, each one with a different reason. After the 3rd rose I had a feeling David was behind it lol. The last rose, the 7th rose, the waiter said, "this rose is for you for being David's perfect angel".

David then took both my hands, stood me up from the table, gave the sweetest speech and then got down on his knee and pulled out the most beautiful ring I have ever seen. He asked, and I replied, "yes, of course!"

I'm so happy! I can't stop smiling!

David, you have my whole heart. I love you so much and will forever love you.

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>>12162441

>> No.12164179

>>12163263
This is so petty and pathetic... Fatty should be slapped to a cross

>> No.12164186

>>12158282
my favorite is the guy in front who looks like he's slamming deviled eggs

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>>12163418
>mfw I eat as much as she does and I only weigh a hundred and twenty eight pounds

D-do I have a parasite g-guys?

>> No.12164255

>>12164206
Nah you're just a cheetah. Can I pet you?

>> No.12164269

>>12163999
is that boiled chicken?

>> No.12164283

>>12163311
Don't know what's funnier: fingerless gloves or "mouldiest cheese in London".

>> No.12164286

>>12158282
You know how many times this has been reposted? Fuck off nigger!

>> No.12164290

>>12164286
Looks like someone couldn't get out of his fort without breaking the eggs lmao.

>> No.12164413

>>12164286
Ironically it's the one webm on this site I'll never watch.

>> No.12164424

>>12160787
this is bullshit but i bet its delicious

>> No.12164441

>>12162732
Is this the same retarded bitch from the "all avocado" restaurant?

>> No.12164489

>>12164096
i made the other comment about being treated like a princess in obvious jest.... the first day i woke up in a bad mood the michael j fox shit would start to piss me off. fuck this bitch. (no really, with the twitching and shit its gotta be a wild ride and he oly redeeming quality)
on a diff note, how fucking pathetic are men willing to put up with and actually marry an actual fucking retard just to get some pussy, like nigger go jack off.

>> No.12164536

>>12163199
Melting pot is a reference to steel production, you mongoloid

>> No.12164695

>>12164269
nope it's Jacked chicken

>> No.12164733

>>12161855
fucking Chef Tony

>> No.12164740

>>12160787
Thanks, now I have cancer

>> No.12164770

>>12161292
the "bang" is a reference to the sound her orbiters make when they finally decide to bite the bullet

>> No.12164773

>>12158296
>imagine being so insecure you get triggered by a joke food
nu/ck/ is at it again

>> No.12164782

>>12164206
based skelly volume eater. i pound down party size lasagna trays and i'm like 119 lbs.

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>>12162990
That's Aly (((Weisman)))

>> No.12164975

>>12163128
I don't know what's worse, the action itself or it's teeth

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>> No.12164989

>>12164173
God do you actively have to try and be this unfunny?

>> No.12164997

>>12163999
>chekin
also that med rare chicky

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>>12164982
>That undercooked beef

>> No.12165025

>>12164164
Please tell me you made this up.

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>> No.12165102

>>12164989
>wow guys muh sportsball team full of fat men in spandex did stuff with a ball how incredible

>> No.12165171

>>12163325
W h o

>> No.12165216

>>12164489
>like nigger go jack off.
baste and breadfilled

>> No.12165453

>>12158268
He's had salmonella like seven times, why doesn't he fucking learn?

>> No.12165481

>>12160787
Can I get saucerino on this?

>> No.12165488

>>12163307
kek

>> No.12165492

>>12161855
does it make benis bigger?

>> No.12165506

>>12164982
that is disgusting

>> No.12165581

>>12163999
Yummie salmonella !

>> No.12165613

>>12162741
I like eating burritos with my hands. I've never been a fan of drenching them with sauce.

>> No.12165673

someone post some webms of Ja/ck/ sticking his tongue out to take a bite like an asshole

>> No.12165708

>>12158268
When will he becomes a vegetable

>> No.12165756

>>12164536
Yeah, but steel is made to make cooking utensils.

>> No.12165767

Someone post Serbian hamburgers

>> No.12165801

>>12165171
It was in the filename but here is a link.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCX8fFzD1Kdi8uCSmbOce08w/videos

>> No.12165809
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>> No.12165815

>>12158296
>very popular in Taiwan
No it's not

>> No.12165882

>>12165025
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EokyIA78dc

>> No.12165935

>>12162766
did she eat the dog too?

>> No.12166006

>>12165809
I can't wait until you get v&

>> No.12166075

>>12164982
dat shit looks frozen

>> No.12166141

>>12158311
>those burnt ass hot dogs
>TVs just on the fucking floor lmao

Everything else looks alright, I mean fortnite blows but that’s what the kids are playing these days so fuck it

>> No.12166193

>>12158311
The richest kid in jr highs house

>> No.12166203

>>12164935
quintessentially jewish

>> No.12166668

>>12165008
You only cook meat to kill the parisites, your chlorinated mechanical processed goo need not apply.
Cooking meat ruins its flavor.
Not that you care about flavor, texture or palate.

>> No.12166690

>>12165506
You eat Mcds and other fast food, you have no right or reason to comment ever again.
That was how all burgers were done 50 years ago.
Now its something special.
The sadness is real.

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>> No.12167268

>>12164982
"professional cooking"

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>>12164982
ITS FUCKING RAW

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i hope I didn't make this,some other anon did.
I am still nervous posting a file named Jiggle.wht

>> No.12168614

>>12160395
>>12162345
it's a 12 year old's birthday party

>> No.12168633

>>12158278
based

>> No.12168643

>>12164982
Far too much salt. And then with the bacon as well? It's a fucking saltiness burger.

>> No.12168652

>>12160688
based bruce

>> No.12168678
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>> No.12168702

>>12164982
why the fuck does it look like a hockey puck
absolutely disgusting

>> No.12168712

>>12168678
>flies to your country
>ignores your culture and heritage
>goes to your most expensive restaraunt
>asks for the most ridiculous shit
>whips out phone
>'you may begin your song and dance, wagie'

based asian tourists

>> No.12168722

>>12163488
Bravo Vince Gilligan!

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>> No.12168911

>>12164255
>>12164782
I'm a women if that matters

>> No.12168912

>>12165882
Aw well that's just adorable

>> No.12169267

>>12160419

I'm down buddy.

>> No.12169281

>>12164164
Fucking hell. Women are disgusting. I never want to look after one.

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>>12162732
Jesus, it's like she's unrolling a log of shit

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>>12158311
Y'all jelly as fuck and it shows

>> No.12169336

>>12164286
I've been here since webms threads were a monthly (not daily thing). That webm was spammed by some retard who also replied to himself. Apparently, new retards have picked it up thinking it's a "thing" here.

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>>12158268
>eating in your car
I seriously hope you guys don't do this.

>> No.12169523

>>12165481
TOKYOGASTRONOMY on youtube, he is a god 3 michelin star chef

>> No.12169544

>>12164441
Given it's got an 'Insider' watermark, probably.

>> No.12169600

>>12169336
Wow you've been here a whole three years?!

>> No.12170648

>>12167252
I love him

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>>12168702
>>12168643
>>12165008
More your speed.

>> No.12170927

>>12170836
umm... convince me why i should prefer this over a baconator

>> No.12171068

>>12163473
That's not a very big commitment anon

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>>12165882
How do you rember happy day when ebery day is happy time?

>> No.12171130

>>12158296
>Are shaped to resemble a flaccid penis
Flaccid 15cm penis? Bitch fuck off with your dick-shaming

>> No.12171153

>>12171068
underrated

>> No.12171169

>>12158285
>mukbang
>one pizza, one pasta, presumably something to put ranch sauce on
... oh well, at least she's not fat like typical western mukbang whales.

>> No.12171242

>>12165882
looks tacky lol

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>>12165882
: )

>> No.12171482

>>12171169
She is fat, you just can't see 70% of her body and she has makeup caked on

>> No.12171722

>>12161867
>>12164536
report, don't respond

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>>12164982
fucking no

>> No.12171748

>>12165102
Literal mental illness.

>> No.12171753

>>12169336
Or people that found it funny how salty people got at reposting of the same six webms every thread and this one really pissed people off

>> No.12171768

>>12161855
based flavor

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>>12168712
>Imagine not going to a restaurant not to watch wagie dance

>> No.12171817

>>12158213
>putting hot food on plastic dishes

>> No.12171904

>>12171291
Show?

>> No.12171942

>>12164206
It's a biological/hormonal thing.

I used to work out with a skinny and a fat guy, fat guy gained weight and increased weight on reps substantially faster.

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>>12171904
Carole and tuesday

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>>12172199
Japan was a mistake.

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>> No.12172245

>>12172235
cursed webm

>> No.12172386

>>12162253
It's the shitty toaster oven's more chad sibling and it's fucking awesome when you're in a hurry and are cooking a food that already has enough fat on it to self-fry or whatever.

There are clearly things that should NOT be made in it though (like shrimp) but my fries always turned out bretty gud.

>> No.12172465

>>12164982
>>12170836
these both look delicious.

>> No.12172543

>>12163263
>ITALIA
you just know

>> No.12172575

>>12172235
who puts that much oil on for their egg?

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>>12172575
Wait, do you not?

>> No.12172682

>>12170836
>Using a ton of oil instead of letting it stick for maximum crispness
>So much salt

This woman is an idiot

>> No.12172880

>>12159071
>a hot wife
Jack, you're not fooling anyone anymore.

>> No.12173176

>>12162741
is that Sam the cooking guy?

>> No.12173200

>>12158334

Cringe

>> No.12173264

>>12158319
>Surströmming
I'm surprised the dog could keep its vomit inside so long.

>> No.12173314

>>12172207
Exaggerated hand movements and a shit eating grin are the calling card of the autist

>> No.12173335

>>12168867
Millenials were a mistake

>> No.12173475

>>12170836
you would only taste salt
disgusting bitch

>> No.12173495

>>12158311
some fat american spent their whole disability check on this for reddit points

>> No.12173677

>>12158311

I was genuinely expecting the camera to finish on some greasy solitary lard-arse with a massive grin on his face and a cheeto stained fist in the thumbs up pose.

>> No.12173702

>>12171130
kek

>> No.12173828

>>12172587
Nice Gintama recipe

>> No.12173989

>>12166666

>> No.12174014

>>12158334
Thank you I want to kill myself now

>> No.12174046

>>12172682
>I know more than this woman who got the highest score in history on iron chef and went on to be a michelin starred professional restaurateur based on two webms
Classic /ck/

>> No.12174216

>>12163254
All I can think about is how his hands are covered in raw meat

>> No.12174224

>>12163254
i thought they were adult asians but they seem to be actually 7yos, not so easy to tell the difference

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>>12167405
>its raw

>> No.12174418

>>12167405
Is that really cocaine's composition? Who in their right mind would consume that?

>> No.12174439

>>12163418
You know what fellas, it's fucking annoying to see someone of this size just shoving their fucking mouths full of food when you keep yourself healthy and active.

I just want to eat and eat too, but I've got standards for my own appearance.

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>>12161304

>> No.12174460

>>12158329
she didn't swallow so good

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>>12174418
>right mind

Anon, I....

>> No.12174528

>>12168678
So that fucking nerd is recording somebody recording him record a bunch of wait staff dumping trash on his table?

>> No.12174603

>>12158315
>green eggs and hambeast

>> No.12174621

>>12172587
baste

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>>12164982
WHAT ARE YOU DOOOING

>> No.12175066

>>12164982
based but bluepilled

>> No.12175083

>>12157017
metal fork on non stick pan.
ishygddt

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>>12158296
>semen resembling dipping sauce

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>>12163263

>> No.12175663

>>12175604
The children don't steal,but an adult does...
:(

>> No.12176586

>>12161304
they looked dead the whole time to me familia

>>12159063
kill yourself

>> No.12176666

>>12163307
I laughed

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>>12158319
>tries to pick up the fish and fails like a fucking soyfaggot
>slowly hovers it over to his dog like a limp wristed cuck

>> No.12176723

>>12174466
those are old cross dressers aren't they?

>> No.12176755

>>12175663
Fat people are evil. That's why they're fat

>> No.12176792

>>12174466
wait how long has gdq been running?

>> No.12176824

>>12163263
>>12175604
I would have done exactly the same and then hammered on the door demanding more. You have to take what you can get if you want to get ahead in life.

>> No.12176841

>>12160253
Halo is no better than Fortnite. Goldeneye on N64 was the last good multiplayer game.

>> No.12176856

>>12176841
>Goldeneye on N64 was the last good multiplayer game
This is the most retarded thing I've ever heard

>> No.12176893

>>12163307
cute

>> No.12176898

>>12176856
Go back to /v/ and masturbate over Oblivion or whatever other braindead trash you guys enjoy.

>> No.12176901

>>12166006
>he doesnt celebrate sunday cunday
enjoy your cunny free weekend nerd

>> No.12176909

>>12165809
Actually what the hell

>> No.12176928

>>12164982
>pink dye in the meat

"No."

>> No.12176980

>>12158334
Heh

>> No.12177026

>>12175604
that constant thumbs up is annoying.

>> No.12177417

>>12176901
You deserve to be raped.

>> No.12177460

>>12175604
Taking more than one of candy means you are a greedy little cunt to be honest. You can hit 50 houses in a night minimum and you need to raw dog one house. Christ... When I went toting I'd gather enough candy to fill a couch just from being GIVEN candy.

>> No.12177632

>>12164206
I know this post was 3 days ago but
>just wait until you're 30

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>>12165882

>> No.12177718

>>12158319
Looks like he vomits a full french omlette.

>> No.12177724

>>12164206
You genuinely don't eat near as much as that. Not how things work. I used to think I ate a ton of shit too then I tried to gain weight and realized

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>>12177632
age is not an excuse

>> No.12177734

>>12177730
I'm not sure what you're getting at here but I want you to know that you're retarded.

>> No.12177738

>>12177734
I just said age is not an excuse and posted a webm in a webm thread you stupid fat fuck

>> No.12177754

>>12163469
I would watch their sex tape

>> No.12177755

>>12165809
yes FBI, this anon right here

>> No.12177767

>>12177738
lmao that was a different anon. i know age isn't an excuse, but it's most definitely a factor.

>> No.12177770

>>12177738
You're so retarded my bro

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>>12177767
Just eat less man.

>> No.12177830

>>12177730
I've got a decent amount of chub on my belly but surely you should realize there's an issue in your life long before you reach 293lb, right?

>> No.12177860

>>12177460
Thanks for the story, Great Uncle Anon.

>> No.12177867

>>12172207
now make me a long island ice tea minus the island

>> No.12177874

>>12174418
i,m kinda more impress someone found out how to make cocaine from all that random stuff

>> No.12177895

>>12167405
That is the most volatile process I've ever seen. Battery acid, gasoline, sulfuric acid. Christ

>> No.12178216

>>12158296
HAHA PENIS LOL EEKS DEE
>absolute state of /ck/

>> No.12178221

>>12158334
>siracha and avocado in the same recipe

fuck e-celebs. They all need to burn at the stakes

>> No.12178379

>>12178221
imagine being this asshurt over something like avocado and sriracha

>> No.12179203

>>12162064
t. el chavo del ocho

>> No.12179689

>>12173176
Yes

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