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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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12157017 No.12157017 [Reply] [Original]

>no webm thread

>> No.12157032

I felt a shooting numbing pain in my left shoulder and down my arm watching that. It's still there.

>> No.12158213
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>> No.12158224

I have a friend who's job was to clean the grease trap from those things in high school. He said he would smell it on himself for the next 3 days. After 2 weeks the grease was 6 inches deep.

>> No.12158243

I can't imagine the grease trap in a rotisserie convi oven that cooks chicken 18 hours a day smelling like much other than roast chicken, especially when they probably need to clean it daily.

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>> No.12158278

how does he get out of the kitchen without deboning all the chickens?

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>> No.12158310

Disgusting whore

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>> No.12158321

Where are all the people? That food is all gunna get cold. Maybe the parents can buy their kid's love but they can't buy him friends.

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>> No.12158336

that's gonna be one explosive diarrhea

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>> No.12158340

woah thats a big clit

>> No.12158342

that looks fuckin lit id go to that birthday

>> No.12158444

My pancreas hurts just watching this.

>> No.12158467
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> tvs on the floor
> have to sit by a bunch of dudes, hearing the commotion of other dudes over a game
> unhealthy, quick made shit to eat

No thanks, these Chad's probably will snapchat Stacy and not focus on winning like I will with my ultimate gaming skills GAMERS RISE UP

>> No.12158493

guess that's what poverty tastes like

>> No.12158511

That's the most american thing i've ever witnessed. You'd think someone that fucking fat would know how to boil an egg properly, shit was as grey as a dead person.

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>> No.12158651
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H-h-how does Our King actually get out of his fort??

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>> No.12158955

Obviously this Master gets enough business to cook all the eggs before he calls it a night and goes home.

>> No.12159063

What is this? Hot girl eats stuff? Any links?

Any good cooking cringe channels?

>> No.12159071


>tfw even with a stroke and one good arm jack is married with a hot wife to go eat delicious food with and you are posting troll cuck threads on /pol/

>> No.12159084

it's a mukbang

>> No.12159093


>> No.12159115

>50% softcore /gif/
>50% shitty take away joints or Facebook recipes
That's a yikes from me dog
At least there's no J*ckposting yet

>> No.12159120

Can I just get mine in regular cake shape?

>> No.12159149
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Specials today sir are haute cuisine memery, locally sourced cheese videos, and some industrial machinery we just got in this morning.

>> No.12159324

that'll be $45 + tip

>> No.12159382

>mixing with a fork

>> No.12159800

>Drizzled with semen resembling dipping sauce

>> No.12160159

Is that the official/ck/ mascot?

>> No.12160237

It smells like literal shit.

>> No.12160253

tfw I only had one party like this as a kid.
>one tv
>one xbox hueg
>Halo 2 and Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory
>one 24 count box of variety icecream cones
>2 pizzas
Still probably had more fun than those Fortnite zoomer faggots.

>> No.12160264

>Still probably had more fun than those Fortnite zoomer faggots.
Why would you think that? Why are you so bitter towards younger people?

I used to have Halo, CS and eventually Gears of War LAN parties with friends in high school, but it was usually with a copious amount of wings, soda and weed. Is it weird to have video game centered sleep overs as an adult? I haven't had one in a while.

>> No.12160274

I hate my life

>> No.12160284

why would he place the little dots with care if he was going to smash that red tortilla on top ... he could have smeared the sauces and get the exact same result

>> No.12160319

>artisanal, emphasis on anal.
I'm sorry.

>> No.12160395

it looks really fun for a kid's party. pizza, video games and sweets.
however, i doubt this setup is for children

>> No.12160419

q3 instead of fortnite and I'm in

>> No.12160441

this isn't some pedo's lair, is it?

>> No.12160511

couldn't even get past the fucking hand movements

>> No.12160551

It's bizarre, maybe he was doing it for the camera. Surely normally they just give it two quick zig zags.

>> No.12160583

those over cooked yolks hurt my midwestern soul

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>> No.12160652

God, he's so fucking fat and gross

>> No.12160688

What is this gay shit?

>> No.12160690

are they eating pieces of meat from his leg?

>> No.12160700

Shut up bruce

>> No.12160715

why does this make me so angry?

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More like this

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But why though

>> No.12160871

>hot wife
uhhhhh, sure anon.

>> No.12161069

Is that Mark Weins as the Joker?

>> No.12161111

How do you get that bad
Shit I'm skinnyfat but how can you just be ok with getting JACK levels of FAT?
When I was a fat teen I turned around and at least mildly fixed myself after a good look at myself, how do you get to Jack levels and not try to turn around?

>> No.12161178

Nice Fazoli's

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why does this part never happen in those videos? i dont get it

>> No.12161304

>those dead eyes after taking a picture of herself

>> No.12161324

why is this always the version that gets posted?

its way funnier when it shows the lonely autist to the left with no customers

>> No.12161361

None of that newfangled shit. Doom co-op.

>> No.12161393

Almost looked that heaven...

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>Not frying

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>> No.12161523

kek i didn't notice it at first

>> No.12161589

Oy vey

>> No.12161855
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>> No.12161867

go back to /pol/ with this inane shit

>> No.12161880


>> No.12161906 [DELETED] 

>shit rebbit says
/polck/ is here to stay you faggot.

>> No.12161964

does it work?

>> No.12162037

Is air frying suppose to be a healthy alternative to deep frying?

>> No.12162042

God I wish that was me

>> No.12162064

tortas are the best shit ever i dont give a fuck ill eat that shit everyday

>> No.12162253

air frying is literally just blowing hot air on it like a convection oven, it's nothing new and is just a fad being used to sell cheap appliances

>> No.12162345

Probably some pathetic lonely 30 year old gaymer trying to buy friends. Sad.

>> No.12162349

I was just asking because he uses Avacado fries as like a substitute for some regular fatty fries but then he air fries it so I was wonder if it's still first as fatty as a deep fry

>> No.12162354

No. Marinading a protein before cooking is vastly inferior to making that marinade a sauce and serving it with the cooked meat. Any cut can be made tender and flavorful, it just takes effort and attention.

>> No.12162357

I suspect it's probably more fatty. Properly deep-fried potatoes contain little fat. Avocado is loaded with it.

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me and my whole family got salmonella from that shit once, I never touched another chicken ever again.

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i haha'd

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>when you watch the movie Glass and the first thing Bruce Willis's character mentions is Saltbae.

>> No.12162752

keep jack'n bros never gonna die suck it haters

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>> No.12162798

i'm going to vomit from the thought

>> No.12162802

oh my god hes so old ; ;

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>> No.12162887

Kinda. As other Anon said, it's just an induction oven with a different name.
I've found it doesn't work well with breaded stuff. Most times they come out like bricks. For stuff without coating like potatoes it's pretty good.

>> No.12162905

Jack arm don't work no more

>> No.12162938

I didn't realize the salt bae guy had gender reassignment surgery.

>> No.12162982

too much tortilla but would eat

>> No.12162990

Major Jewish vibes

>> No.12163094

he means that she cucks him

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>> No.12163153

that's really impressive, most people can't piss me off without words

>> No.12163199

it's a melting pot, that's /ck/ related

>> No.12163233

God I wish that was me.

>> No.12163241

he has to eat all the eggs if he wants to leave

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>> No.12163284

This one pisses me off so much

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>> No.12163347

0:21,looks like she licked a battery

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>> No.12163369

some asshole probably dropped one on the ground and then just picked it up and packaged it anyway instead of throwing it away

>> No.12163382

I hope the dumb bitch went blind from this display of unmitigated faggotry.

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>> No.12163389 [DELETED] 

avg wh*teboi

>> No.12163414

honestly that's fuckgn awesome imagine fasting for 2 days and then getting blazed as shit and gorging yourself while playing vidya with your bros

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i would marry this girl and treat her like a princess for the rest of her life.

>> No.12163475

this file name always makes me laugh

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>> No.12163833

She's already married and being treated like a princess.

>> No.12163844

How does he get out without breaking the eggs?

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>> No.12164056

>Having friends.

What is that like, dude?

>> No.12164096

He doesn't love her the way I would love her.

>> No.12164164
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Hi everyone! I'm so excited to share this with all of you!

During the weekend a dream became a reality.

Saturday night, on our 1 year anniversary of being official boyfriend and girlfriend, David, I, and both our parents went out to dinner together at my favorite restaurant
>Olive Garden.

While we were at the table one of the waitresses handed me a rose and said "this rose is for you for your kindness". I thought it was a random act of kindness at first. But like every 15 minutes or so a new waiter or waitress would come up to me with a rose, each one with a different reason. After the 3rd rose I had a feeling David was behind it lol. The last rose, the 7th rose, the waiter said, "this rose is for you for being David's perfect angel".

David then took both my hands, stood me up from the table, gave the sweetest speech and then got down on his knee and pulled out the most beautiful ring I have ever seen. He asked, and I replied, "yes, of course!"

I'm so happy! I can't stop smiling!

David, you have my whole heart. I love you so much and will forever love you.

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>> No.12164179

This is so petty and pathetic... Fatty should be slapped to a cross

>> No.12164186

my favorite is the guy in front who looks like he's slamming deviled eggs

>> No.12164206
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>mfw I eat as much as she does and I only weigh a hundred and twenty eight pounds

D-do I have a parasite g-guys?

>> No.12164255

Nah you're just a cheetah. Can I pet you?

>> No.12164269

is that boiled chicken?

>> No.12164283

Don't know what's funnier: fingerless gloves or "mouldiest cheese in London".

>> No.12164286

You know how many times this has been reposted? Fuck off nigger!

>> No.12164290

Looks like someone couldn't get out of his fort without breaking the eggs lmao.

>> No.12164413

Ironically it's the one webm on this site I'll never watch.

>> No.12164424

this is bullshit but i bet its delicious

>> No.12164441

Is this the same retarded bitch from the "all avocado" restaurant?

>> No.12164489

i made the other comment about being treated like a princess in obvious jest.... the first day i woke up in a bad mood the michael j fox shit would start to piss me off. fuck this bitch. (no really, with the twitching and shit its gotta be a wild ride and he oly redeeming quality)
on a diff note, how fucking pathetic are men willing to put up with and actually marry an actual fucking retard just to get some pussy, like nigger go jack off.

>> No.12164536

Melting pot is a reference to steel production, you mongoloid

>> No.12164695

nope it's Jacked chicken

>> No.12164733

fucking Chef Tony

>> No.12164740

Thanks, now I have cancer

>> No.12164770

the "bang" is a reference to the sound her orbiters make when they finally decide to bite the bullet

>> No.12164773

>imagine being so insecure you get triggered by a joke food
nu/ck/ is at it again

>> No.12164782

based skelly volume eater. i pound down party size lasagna trays and i'm like 119 lbs.

>> No.12164935
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That's Aly (((Weisman)))

>> No.12164975

I don't know what's worse, the action itself or it's teeth

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>> No.12164989

God do you actively have to try and be this unfunny?

>> No.12164997

also that med rare chicky

>> No.12165008
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>That undercooked beef

>> No.12165025

Please tell me you made this up.

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>> No.12165102

>wow guys muh sportsball team full of fat men in spandex did stuff with a ball how incredible

>> No.12165171

W h o

>> No.12165216

>like nigger go jack off.
baste and breadfilled

>> No.12165453

He's had salmonella like seven times, why doesn't he fucking learn?

>> No.12165481

Can I get saucerino on this?

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>> No.12165492

does it make benis bigger?

>> No.12165506

that is disgusting

>> No.12165581

Yummie salmonella !

>> No.12165613

I like eating burritos with my hands. I've never been a fan of drenching them with sauce.

>> No.12165673

someone post some webms of Ja/ck/ sticking his tongue out to take a bite like an asshole

>> No.12165708

When will he becomes a vegetable

>> No.12165756

Yeah, but steel is made to make cooking utensils.

>> No.12165767

Someone post Serbian hamburgers

>> No.12165801

It was in the filename but here is a link.

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>> No.12165815

>very popular in Taiwan
No it's not

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>> No.12165935

did she eat the dog too?

>> No.12166006

I can't wait until you get v&

>> No.12166075

dat shit looks frozen

>> No.12166141

>those burnt ass hot dogs
>TVs just on the fucking floor lmao

Everything else looks alright, I mean fortnite blows but that’s what the kids are playing these days so fuck it

>> No.12166193

The richest kid in jr highs house

>> No.12166203

quintessentially jewish

>> No.12166668

You only cook meat to kill the parisites, your chlorinated mechanical processed goo need not apply.
Cooking meat ruins its flavor.
Not that you care about flavor, texture or palate.

>> No.12166690

You eat Mcds and other fast food, you have no right or reason to comment ever again.
That was how all burgers were done 50 years ago.
Now its something special.
The sadness is real.

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>> No.12167268

"professional cooking"

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i hope I didn't make this,some other anon did.
I am still nervous posting a file named Jiggle.wht

>> No.12168614

it's a 12 year old's birthday party

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>> No.12168643

Far too much salt. And then with the bacon as well? It's a fucking saltiness burger.

>> No.12168652

based bruce

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>> No.12168702

why the fuck does it look like a hockey puck
absolutely disgusting

>> No.12168712

>flies to your country
>ignores your culture and heritage
>goes to your most expensive restaraunt
>asks for the most ridiculous shit
>whips out phone
>'you may begin your song and dance, wagie'

based asian tourists

>> No.12168722

Bravo Vince Gilligan!

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>> No.12168911

I'm a women if that matters

>> No.12168912

Aw well that's just adorable

>> No.12169267


I'm down buddy.

>> No.12169281

Fucking hell. Women are disgusting. I never want to look after one.

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Jesus, it's like she's unrolling a log of shit

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Y'all jelly as fuck and it shows

>> No.12169336

I've been here since webms threads were a monthly (not daily thing). That webm was spammed by some retard who also replied to himself. Apparently, new retards have picked it up thinking it's a "thing" here.

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>eating in your car
I seriously hope you guys don't do this.

>> No.12169523

TOKYOGASTRONOMY on youtube, he is a god 3 michelin star chef

>> No.12169544

Given it's got an 'Insider' watermark, probably.

>> No.12169600

Wow you've been here a whole three years?!

>> No.12170648

I love him

>> No.12170836
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More your speed.

>> No.12170927

umm... convince me why i should prefer this over a baconator

>> No.12171068

That's not a very big commitment anon

>> No.12171073
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How do you rember happy day when ebery day is happy time?

>> No.12171130

>Are shaped to resemble a flaccid penis
Flaccid 15cm penis? Bitch fuck off with your dick-shaming

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>> No.12171169

>one pizza, one pasta, presumably something to put ranch sauce on
... oh well, at least she's not fat like typical western mukbang whales.

>> No.12171242

looks tacky lol

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: )

>> No.12171482

She is fat, you just can't see 70% of her body and she has makeup caked on

>> No.12171722

report, don't respond

>> No.12171729
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fucking no

>> No.12171748

Literal mental illness.

>> No.12171753

Or people that found it funny how salty people got at reposting of the same six webms every thread and this one really pissed people off

>> No.12171768

based flavor

>> No.12171772
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>Imagine not going to a restaurant not to watch wagie dance

>> No.12171817

>putting hot food on plastic dishes

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>> No.12171942

It's a biological/hormonal thing.

I used to work out with a skinny and a fat guy, fat guy gained weight and increased weight on reps substantially faster.

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Carole and tuesday

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Japan was a mistake.

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>> No.12172245

cursed webm

>> No.12172386

It's the shitty toaster oven's more chad sibling and it's fucking awesome when you're in a hurry and are cooking a food that already has enough fat on it to self-fry or whatever.

There are clearly things that should NOT be made in it though (like shrimp) but my fries always turned out bretty gud.

>> No.12172465

these both look delicious.

>> No.12172543

you just know

>> No.12172575

who puts that much oil on for their egg?

>> No.12172587
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Wait, do you not?

>> No.12172682

>Using a ton of oil instead of letting it stick for maximum crispness
>So much salt

This woman is an idiot

>> No.12172880

>a hot wife
Jack, you're not fooling anyone anymore.

>> No.12173176

is that Sam the cooking guy?

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>> No.12173264

I'm surprised the dog could keep its vomit inside so long.

>> No.12173314

Exaggerated hand movements and a shit eating grin are the calling card of the autist

>> No.12173335

Millenials were a mistake

>> No.12173475

you would only taste salt
disgusting bitch

>> No.12173495

some fat american spent their whole disability check on this for reddit points

>> No.12173677


I was genuinely expecting the camera to finish on some greasy solitary lard-arse with a massive grin on his face and a cheeto stained fist in the thumbs up pose.

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>> No.12173828

Nice Gintama recipe

>> No.12173989


>> No.12174014

Thank you I want to kill myself now

>> No.12174046

>I know more than this woman who got the highest score in history on iron chef and went on to be a michelin starred professional restaurateur based on two webms
Classic /ck/

>> No.12174216

All I can think about is how his hands are covered in raw meat

>> No.12174224

i thought they were adult asians but they seem to be actually 7yos, not so easy to tell the difference

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>its raw

>> No.12174418

Is that really cocaine's composition? Who in their right mind would consume that?

>> No.12174439

You know what fellas, it's fucking annoying to see someone of this size just shoving their fucking mouths full of food when you keep yourself healthy and active.

I just want to eat and eat too, but I've got standards for my own appearance.

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>> No.12174460

she didn't swallow so good

>> No.12174466
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>right mind

Anon, I....

>> No.12174528

So that fucking nerd is recording somebody recording him record a bunch of wait staff dumping trash on his table?

>> No.12174603

>green eggs and hambeast

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>> No.12175066

based but bluepilled

>> No.12175083

metal fork on non stick pan.

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>semen resembling dipping sauce

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>> No.12175663

The children don't steal,but an adult does...

>> No.12176586

they looked dead the whole time to me familia

kill yourself

>> No.12176666

I laughed

>> No.12176669
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>tries to pick up the fish and fails like a fucking soyfaggot
>slowly hovers it over to his dog like a limp wristed cuck

>> No.12176723

those are old cross dressers aren't they?

>> No.12176755

Fat people are evil. That's why they're fat

>> No.12176792

wait how long has gdq been running?

>> No.12176824

I would have done exactly the same and then hammered on the door demanding more. You have to take what you can get if you want to get ahead in life.

>> No.12176841

Halo is no better than Fortnite. Goldeneye on N64 was the last good multiplayer game.

>> No.12176856

>Goldeneye on N64 was the last good multiplayer game
This is the most retarded thing I've ever heard

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>> No.12176898

Go back to /v/ and masturbate over Oblivion or whatever other braindead trash you guys enjoy.

>> No.12176901

>he doesnt celebrate sunday cunday
enjoy your cunny free weekend nerd

>> No.12176909

Actually what the hell

>> No.12176928

>pink dye in the meat


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>> No.12177026

that constant thumbs up is annoying.

>> No.12177417

You deserve to be raped.

>> No.12177460

Taking more than one of candy means you are a greedy little cunt to be honest. You can hit 50 houses in a night minimum and you need to raw dog one house. Christ... When I went toting I'd gather enough candy to fill a couch just from being GIVEN candy.

>> No.12177632

I know this post was 3 days ago but
>just wait until you're 30

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>> No.12177718

Looks like he vomits a full french omlette.

>> No.12177724

You genuinely don't eat near as much as that. Not how things work. I used to think I ate a ton of shit too then I tried to gain weight and realized

>> No.12177730
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age is not an excuse

>> No.12177734

I'm not sure what you're getting at here but I want you to know that you're retarded.

>> No.12177738

I just said age is not an excuse and posted a webm in a webm thread you stupid fat fuck

>> No.12177754

I would watch their sex tape

>> No.12177755

yes FBI, this anon right here

>> No.12177767

lmao that was a different anon. i know age isn't an excuse, but it's most definitely a factor.

>> No.12177770

You're so retarded my bro

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Just eat less man.

>> No.12177830

I've got a decent amount of chub on my belly but surely you should realize there's an issue in your life long before you reach 293lb, right?

>> No.12177860

Thanks for the story, Great Uncle Anon.

>> No.12177867

now make me a long island ice tea minus the island

>> No.12177874

i,m kinda more impress someone found out how to make cocaine from all that random stuff

>> No.12177895

That is the most volatile process I've ever seen. Battery acid, gasoline, sulfuric acid. Christ

>> No.12178216

>absolute state of /ck/

>> No.12178221

>siracha and avocado in the same recipe

fuck e-celebs. They all need to burn at the stakes

>> No.12178379

imagine being this asshurt over something like avocado and sriracha

>> No.12179203

t. el chavo del ocho

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