Times you were /devilish/ in the kitchen

[Anonymous No.12163890]

>recipe calls for a pinch of salt
>add two pinches

[Anonymous No.12163899]

tranny reddit thread

[Anonymous No.12163916]

>chocolate milk powder says to use one tablespoon per cup
>I use triple that
Also true for parmesan cheese or garlic in any recipe that calls for them

[Anonymous No.12164410]

>chicken legs expire today
>wait till it's 0:00am and start cooking them

[Anonymous No.12164417]

>3 eggs
chuck them in without cracking them

[Anonymous No.12164420]

>>12163890
>milkshake order comes through
>barista too busy, manager tells me to do it
>instead of ice cream, i just add more ice and thickener powder to the blender

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[Anonymous No.12164437]

>>12163890
>someone posts a meal they made and it looks better than I could do
>ridicule their food and tell them I fucked their mother

[Anonymous No.12164500]

>>12163890
>mom asks for a glass of wine
>dissolve half a bottle of cold water extracted Vicodin into it.
>she stops breathing and dies in half an hour
LMAO LMAO

[Anonymous No.12164504]

sometimes I type 1:00 into the microwave even though typing 60 is faster.

[Anonymous No.12164560]

>>12163890
>instructions say leave to stand
>do not leave to stand

[Anonymous No.12164565]

>someone asks an honest from the heart cooking question
>tell them to kill themselves

[Anonymous No.12164596]

>>12164437
>>12164500
>>12164565
This isn't D E V I L I S H
>>12163890
>>12163916
>>12164504
>>12164410
>>12164560
THIS is D E V I L I S H

>recipe says to bake until golden brown
>bake until light brown
D E V I L I S H

[Anonymous No.12164611]

>>12163890
>traditional tiramisu
>eat the mascarpone raw, use cream cheese instead

[Anonymous No.12164624]

>>12164596
not devilish sorry

[Anonymous No.12164626]

>dough needs to rise once for a specific amount of time
>let it rise for the appropriate amount of time
>knead dough for the time it needs to be kneaded
>put it back in the oven to rise again
>take it out a minute early
FUCKING D E V I L I S H

[Anonymous No.12164632]

>>12164624
>tell an anon their devilish act isn't devilish
>it actually was
Truly devilish

[Anonymous No.12164702]

>>12164626
Literally Hitler.