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Any NYC fags gonna attend? I want to know what Claire smells like.

>> No.12171512

>>12171510
i’d go just to knock chris the fuck out

>> No.12171522

i dont see this anywhere

>> No.12171534

>>12171522
https://www.eventbrite.com/e/pizza-party-in-the-ba-test-kitchen-tickets-58001503057

It’s tree fiddy for a ticket.

>Ticket price includes:
• A three-hour class with with Carla, Claire, Molly, and Brad
• The premiere screening of episode one of “Making Perfect”
• A Q&A with the editors to cover all of your burning food questions
• Lots of pizza and more food than you can handle
• A tasting of the Test Kitchen's favorite beverage pairings
• Photo ops with the chefs
• A VIP gift bag featuring the BA Test Kitchen’s favorite things
• Custom recipe cards from the editors
• And even a pizza to go!

>> No.12171551

>>12171534
:/

>> No.12171563

>No non-whites

Nice.

>> No.12171591

>>12171534
i was really excited when i thought you means $3.50. I love brad but nothx

>> No.12171613

>>12171510
Damn it I can't get to New York for that date. My fantasy threesome with Molly and Claire while Brad watches almost had a chance of happening.

>> No.12171665

>Buy all the tickets for yourself

>> No.12171746

>>12171534
For 3.50, this would be amazing.
For $350 they can go fuck themselves. I would have to be puking my guts out as I shoved more food in to justify $350.

>> No.12171760

>>12171563
there's 3 right in the picture m8

>> No.12171770

>>12171746
it’s still expensive but it’s not a complete ripoff for what you get.

>> No.12171787

>>12171746

They have to pay off the world trade center rent somehow

>> No.12171857

If anyone wants to go with me i’ll pay. I’m so soul-crushingly lonely.

>> No.12171879

I can just see some anon scrounging up the money for a ticket, only to end up standing in the farthest possible corner desperately trying not to drop his spaghetti, until Brad lumbers over like
>HEY ANONZO, DON'T BE SHY, GET IN HERE! IT'S A FAMILY, YEAH!

>> No.12171882

>>12171857
Maybe Brad will become your friend if you go alone.

>> No.12171940

>>12171746
You must not be from NYC of you think $350 for what they are goving you is too much. It’s quite fair

>> No.12172121

>>12171857
if you actually pay for me ill go with you

>> No.12172174

>>12171510
Will they have any succulent hotdogs?

>> No.12172230

Is it okay to stand uncomfortably close and sniff?

>> No.12172248

>>12171510
Will they be serving some gay, faggot "gourmet" pidser, or will I be able to get a pepperoni with extra cheese?

>> No.12172249

>>12171510
I want one of you autists to go to this so badly. Just stand in the corner and wait for the right moment to grab Claire's brapper and then run off in a sperg like fashion.

>> No.12172279

How much do I have to pay for Brad to pound me arse?

>> No.12172303

>>12172279
Free if you're a hot girl.

>> No.12172325

>>12172303
and only if you’re his wife

>> No.12172519

>>12171510
This is a happening that as a flyover living in BFE makes me weep with jealousy. I have no opportunity to experience anything like that. I hope they livestream it so I can live vicariously and dream of Claire's braps.

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>>12171534
wow is jiro hosting this event?

>> No.12172538

>>12172325
Actually, only if you are NOT his wife

>> No.12172541

>>12172538
so his wife pays to get her ass pounded ??

>> No.12172590

>>12171534
>only the best BA chefs
they know who butters their bread

>> No.12172633

>>12171534
>no Chris

You're not going to learn anything there.

>> No.12172684

>>12171940
Incorrect. As punishment I am hiding your post. Don't bother fucking replying to me I will hide the post before even reading it you coward.

>> No.12173030

>>12171857
Me me me but I live in Commiefornia

>> No.12173056

>>12171746
Capacity of that kitchen has to be like 20 tops. $350 is fine.

>> No.12173128

>3-hour class just to make a pizza

wtf

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>>12171534
>$350 for some meme food and pictures

>> No.12173165

>>12173150
Nobody cares that you’re a cheap fuck

>> No.12173166

>>12172684
based

>> No.12173531

>>12171857
ok

>> No.12173546

>>12172526
yes hes charging $50 extra for the hipsters you get to gawk at

>> No.12173576

>>12173165
Your mother does when I don't tip her.

>> No.12173610

>they didn't include the indian girl or that weird mexican guy with nail polish
lmao just lmao

>> No.12174613

>>12171879
I can actually envision this happening. It sounds very plausible.

>> No.12174623

>>12171940
Yeah, especially depending on what is in that gift bag. I would like to imagine it would be something really neat but I have a suspicion it would be akin to a bunch of cheap unitaskers.

Maybe it would be a bunch of those “cake testers” that Claire was using.

>> No.12174626

>>12172230
During the photo op it’s fine. Just say you are old-fashioned like Biden.

>> No.12174629

>>12172248
With artichoke and anchovy and a light olive oil base.

>> No.12174630

>>12171534
>Pay $350 to hang out with a bunch of faggots
No thanks, I'll just head over to /pol/

>> No.12174631

>$350 pizza event in New York
Huh, wonder what kinda pizza is worth that much? Maybe some cheese pizza?

>> No.12174657

>>12171510
That' s too many jews for me.

>> No.12175030

>>12174657
pretty sure claire is the only jew

>> No.12175042

>>12175030
Yeah that’s too many.

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>>12175042

>> No.12175237

>>12171510
can we get a kickstarter going to pay the biggest creep to go and grab mollys ass?

>> No.12175336

What does Brad smell like?

>> No.12175468

I would go but I don't like being in NYC after dark

>> No.12175638

>>12175468
unless you have agoraphobia or some other form of anxiety disorder, you are an immense pansy.

>> No.12176555

>>12172121
DM’d

>> No.12176584

>>12175336
imagine those pungent sweaty armpits

>> No.12176597

>>12176584
brad doesn’t sweat

>> No.12176683

>>12175336
Cast iron.

>> No.12176975

>>12175030
molly

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>>12171534
>$350
>THREE HUNDRED FIFTY DOLLARS TO HANG OUT WITH ECELEBS

>> No.12178570

>>12171510
What do you think they're laughing about? I bet Brad made a joke. His smile looks more like satisfaction that his joke was a hit than actual laughter. I wonder what joke he made.

>> No.12178577

BA just turning into a bunch of ecelebs really is just a hyperbolic time chamber of watching a channel die

Sooner or later they are going to bleed out people who aren't Brad and the main cast and it's just going to be a shit ton of videos of Brad doing random shit that isn't particularly interesting or funny and the views will drop like a rock.

>> No.12178580

>>12178577
it's even funnier that Claire is dead center even though she literally tried to leave a few months back. They likely offered her beaucoup bucks for her star power.

>> No.12178589

>>12171534
All things considered, as someone who literally used to live in NY, this isn't that overpriced. I mean yes, it's clearly overpriced for anyone who isn't a NY millenial but these guys aren't trying to attract your average street urchin. For as much as there is in this "package", I could easily see hundreds of other people charge way more. It's a garbage city full of Nu-Yuppies making bank off finance, tech, or whatever else. They would pay double or triple this no problem. Maybe five times if they were located in like San Francisco.

So it's actually a lot more reasonable than it seems for what isn't really that large of a company.

>> No.12178806

>>12178577
They've already had a ten minute long video of him making a fucking bologna sandwich.

>> No.12178813

>>12174623
It's gonna be stuff like little jars of boutique preserves and olive oils and a giant wad of flyers for whoever is sponsoring the event.

>> No.12178832

>>12178813
I bet you get some fermented stuff from Brad.

>> No.12178857

>>12175030
Take a look at any video where Claire walks around offering samples.

The whole editorial is made out of jews and diversity.

>> No.12178907

>>12178580
Funny thing is that in that pic Claire is in roughly the same position and pose as Judas is in Da Vincis Last Supper

>> No.12180845
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>>12178589
Everything you said is a lie.

t.live in NYC

>> No.12181028

>>12175336
Like Molly's snatch.

>> No.12181038

>>12178570
We're charging $350 a person for this event. And these people will pay.

>> No.12181085

>>12171534
there’s still tickets available. I bet those smug buggers thought they would sell out in hours

>> No.12181217

Can anyone who attends collect Claire's brap in a freezer bag? I'll reimburse.

>> No.12181394

>>12171510
Is this a real thing? I will go

>> No.12181490

>>12171534

350?! Ya no thanks. Could do a lot more with that then be desperate for e celebs stink.

>> No.12181516

lmao I'm interning there now and it's always so funny to see you idiots posting about BA like it's some special thing
$350 really isn't bad at all for all this, though. there are more expensive cake decorating classes for fuck's sake

>> No.12181561

>>12171510
Fug, just looked up airfares from Memphis during that time period and we're into big time bucks. Fug, I want Claires braps, goddamnit!

>> No.12181574

I bought two just in case friend wants to go. If he declines I'm probably just gonna give it to an anon who I meet near there on the street.

>> No.12182798

>>12181516
is carla a bitch off-camera?

>> No.12183722

>>12182798
Yes

>> No.12183751

>>12171512
Chris is based, fuck off

>> No.12183757
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12183757

For me, It's Molly.

>> No.12183875

>>12183751
t. bugeye chris

>> No.12184044

>>12172526
spit out my drink

>> No.12184068

>>12183757
she looks like she doesn’t fuck black men

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>>12171534
>350 Dollaroes

>> No.12184709

>>12173150
Oy vey

>> No.12184740

>>12174623
It's gonna be a jar of garlic honey (with activated allisin) and a nice jar of Brad's Kimchi

>> No.12184752

>>12181561
Take a greyhound

>> No.12184826

>>12171534
>sold out
fug, this was a once in a lifetime sort of thing

>> No.12184851

>>12172633
this. chris is the only one who can cook on the entire channel. carla can make some shit, but jesus christ the rest of them...

>> No.12185333

>BA
>Bitch ass

>> No.12186198

>>12183757
ughhh

>> No.12186208

>>12171534
How much extra would I have to pay to look at Claire's feet

>> No.12186227

>>12171512
chris would strangle you irl

>> No.12187605

>>12181574
post pics

>> No.12187615

>>12171510
>inb4 nyc meet up to kidnap claire

>> No.12187619

>>12172279
Free if you're a guy

>> No.12187632

>>12187615
finally, I can savour her braps whenever I please

>> No.12188018

>>12181516
>I'm interning there now
We need more insider info. How many times a day does Brad fuck a random in the walk in fridge?

>> No.12188077

>>12187632
>18 anon's living in a small house with claire chained up in the basement.
>everyone is on an hourly rotation of feeding her beans

>> No.12188357

>>12171534
You're telling me I can pay the small price of $350 to get on my knees and stick my strong-featured germanic face deep into Claire's bare, hot, dirty, amorphous cow-like Ashkenazi ass and have her deposit a sopping wet brap straight down my mouth and nose? Will she grab the back or my head and forcefully push me deeper into the dark recesses of her digsted-gravlax-and-cream-cheese-perfumed shitbox while calling me a Nazi pig and stomping my balls in heels until they physically burst into bloody pulp inside a swelled, torn, purple scrotum? I might even get to stick my tongue up there for just a split second and taste the hard cap of a crowning toiletbaby before she turns around to slap me and then stick a chef's knife down between my clavicles. The last thing I see might just well be the dripping juices from her massive and tangled unwashed bush which, Christ willing, I get a wiff of with my last breath.

I'm gonna buy a god-damned ticket and die a happy man, lads.

>> No.12189812

>>12171510

>Vinny left Brad for Banish

Why even bother with this channel anymore

>> No.12189825

>>12189812
what? noooo
how fucking could he

>> No.12189838

>>12189812

*Babish

>>12189825

He left to make some new bullshit series with him

>> No.12189882

>>12189825

Even Brad is no match for the Babish

>> No.12189946

>>12189838
>>12189812
The worst part is that Vinnie is the one producing and directing those "Being With Babish" cringe videos.

>> No.12189955

>paying 350 dollars for shitty pizza
Do white people actually do this?

>> No.12190002

>>12171857
let's go

>> No.12191389

Did anyone actually buy tix?

>> No.12191876

>>12171534
$350.00 for ticket
$40.00 for train and possibly cab or uber to get there
Basically $400.00. I'd rather have a nice meal in Manhattan at a top restaurant.

>> No.12191887

>>12171534
tree fiddy means 3 dollars and fifty cents, not $350 you stupid fucking zoomer, learn how to use analogies jesus christ

and yes i AM gay and it SHOULD matter

>> No.12191909

>tfw you show up with the tree fiddy and claire is a giant prehistoric crustacean from the paleolithic era

>> No.12192094

>>12191887
neck yourself

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>>12171510
>all those whites and 1 light skinned dude
These are probably the same people that advocate for diversity.

>> No.12192191

>>12171510
I'm going to go just so I can get naked and shit on the floor. Flexing my erection at Claire as I tell everybody that "I'm the guy from binging with babish Brad you chef my penis " over and over until someone touches me to n drag me out. Then I'll scream at the top of my lungs like a retard and you'll never see me again. O.o. 8===D---Claire.

>> No.12192205

>>12171534
$350 is pretty average for an after-hours event.
That's alright. The three hour class is the main event, rest is just whatever con stuff.

>> No.12192208

>>12171510
>soy: the channel