/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.12174705]

>Sandwich artist

[Anonymous No.12174757]

>>12174705
tattoos are degenerate.
losers like this deserve the shittiest of jobs

[Anonymous No.12174772]

>>12174705
It's funny because they're attempting to dignify this shit-tier job, but the punchline is that literally everyone knows this.

[Anonymous No.12175140]

>>12174705
>Master crafter sandwicher artisan extreme of breadarella supreme to the max
The faggots in PR/Marketting who thought this was a good idea need to get shot.

[Anonymous No.12175164]

>>12174705
he has a master degree in Liberal Arts

[Anonymous No.12175332]

it's really demeaning shit
i feel so bad for anyone who has to put on a shirt like that as a uniform
there is a grocery store around here that is currently in the news because of a strike
and they make them wear shirts that say "always helpful, interested, fun" or some shit
it's an acronym and it escapes me but holy shit i see these adult people wearing this shirt and i chills my bones

[Anonymous No.12175360]

>>12175164
>gay african women's art appreciation
And he has $100k in student loan debt.

[Anonymous No.12175365]

>>12175332
>it's an acronym and it escapes me but holy shit i see these adult people wearing this shirt and i chills my bones

for me it's an uncomfortable drop in my stomach, like that feeling before you throw up

[Anonymous No.12175381]

>>12175365
yeah exactly
if my life takes a downturn and i have to work a job like that, i would. but if i have to put on some kind of slogan t shirt, i'd rather be a bum. no fucking way

found it. NO FUCKING WAY

[Anonymous No.12175385]

>>12174705
He's hot

[Anonymous No.12175392]

>>12175332
>it's really demeaning shit
>i feel so bad for anyone who has to put on a shirt like that as a uniform
You gotta degrade the wagies so they don't maintain the sense of hope that leads to bettering their lives and quitting.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOkQJm_UGM4

[Anonymous No.12175399]

>>12175392
oh my god

[Anonymous No.12175410]

>>12175392
That walmart song is one of the worst things I've ever seen and I've seen some shit

How do they live with themselves

[Anonymous No.12175414]

>>12175410
dude
i can't fucking take it
never seen this before and just sent it basically everyone in my phone
if this doesn't cause organ failure on you, you're not human
i've seen the worst tranny surgeries and murders and feces shit, and this is the first video i actually can't sustain vision on

[Anonymous No.12175417]

imagine the boomer sitting around while having someone pitch this idea in a meeting.
>our market research shows people respond to this
>it will motivate employees

[Anonymous No.12175423]

>>12175414
Wageslave humiliation is my fetish.

[Anonymous No.12175424]

>>12175392
>that video
There is nothing more cringe than forced enthusiasm.

[Anonymous No.12175428]

>>12175423
DANCE WAGIE, DANCE

[Anonymous No.12175431]

>>12175332
I totally agree my friend works for Verizon and they make then do all kinds of degrading shit

[Anonymous No.12175445]

>>12175428
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GB86QT9bRq0

[Anonymous No.12175457]

>>12175428
I'm starting to get the whole clown world thing

[Anonymous No.12175476]

>>12175445
im going to kill myself
please stop
id work a menial job if i needed to. again, if my life took a turn, i'd work a menial job no problem. i do not give a flying fuck. but i would sooner be a bum on the street than do something this degrading
there is something about it that rubs me so wrong i actually feel like doing violence

[Anonymous No.12175478]

>>12175445
there's a point at which money means nothing and you need new outlets to satisfy your hunger

[Anonymous No.12175487]

>>12175424
it really is depressing to see. I had one warehouse job where they tried doing some chant thing and I just flat out told them I cant do it, because my morale was already low enough, im not going anywhere.
I assume thats the point anyway, to break your spirit so you wont leave. He didnt argue with me, suprisingly. They also piped in boomer grade rock music non stop over the PA. So it was like 80 songs on loop, but of course working 9-10 hours a day, it felt like youd hear the same shit every other track. It made me rage so much, I made formal complaints yet never got a reply. My last day there I finally got to the bottom of where the music was actually being broadcasted from and I told them to turn it way up, because I couldnt hear it...they did.

[Anonymous No.12175498]

Tip for any sandwich artists. If you take a stack of 3 tomatoes and cut them in half then use 6 halves, it's a lot easier to fold and eat than using full 6 tomatoes.

t. former subway manager

[Anonymous No.12175516]

>>12175498
sorry sweaty, you're going to have to cut them in half yourself with your big neet boy hands

[Anonymous No.12175522]

>>12174705
Those simple squeeze bottles are surprisingly hard to find here. I don't want them bad enough that I'd resort to online ordering, but you'd expect them to at least in some kind of dollar store or something.

[Anonymous No.12175531]

>>12175476
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvpTNWeSuFI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=326FSEQHaxE
>GOOD TIMES

[Anonymous No.12175559]

>>12175531
good god in heaven

[Anonymous No.12175564]

>>12175423
please source this, where is this from
>>12175428
>>12175445
>>12175457
What is extra sad is that unlike waiters, who more of less agree the hardness and shityness of their job, the thanos guys and gals were most likely getting good sallaries.
It's far worse imho to see corporate cringe in upper strata.

[Anonymous No.12175573]

i heart my job
guys i am seriously sitting here drinking liquor and thinking about blowing my brains out over the sheer amount of empathy i feel for these people

[Anonymous No.12175579]

>>12175559
There's no God here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTf0dxYOr8o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Njp7ZPeUy2w
>>12175564
>please source this, where is this from
The documentary Elizabeth Holmes, that psychopath who defrauded billions of dollars with her bullshit Theranos company.

[Anonymous No.12175587]

>>12175579
dude, please
enough

[Anonymous No.12175590]

>>12175579
Thanks, you know the name of the said documentary that has this dance? I found more than few on it

[Anonymous No.12175592]

>>12175579
>>12175587
we need more

[Anonymous No.12175593]

>>12175573
that makes us two, buddy

[Anonymous No.12175595]

Saying sandwich artist was fucking hilarious

T. Used to be a sandwich artist in a small town

Mind you nobody did any actual work apart from the church rush in the morning and the dinner rush of college kids. Thing is tho, Subway or any of these sub shops are the primo of fastfood work. They pay a few dollars more than minimum wage, you take a few online courses and you're making closer to 10/Hr and if you're some idiot out of HS with no oppourtunities its not bad. Also the most ive ever eaten subway in my life.

Found a better job tho, legit refuse to work any fast food they want me to touch deepfriers on.

[Anonymous No.12175596]

>>12175590
https://www.hbo.com/documentaries/the-inventor-out-for-blood-in-silicon-valley

[Anonymous No.12175608]

>>12175531
the Texas Roadhouse ones arent so bad. all the comments are how they make minimum wage and how degrading that is. Maybe thats how shut ins think the world works, but those girls dont seem to beat down by it. Like some 22 year old girl is completely destroyed by life already and MUST resort to this job to get by? I dont think so, they probably work there for 5-6 hour shift and bitch about their tips to each other when they only make 120 for the night. Also, they are getting positive attention.

[Anonymous No.12175617]

>>12174705
>Gender fluid
>Janitorial engineer

[Anonymous No.12175619]

>>12175608
OK, but the first link in that post you're responding to was Price Waterhouse Coopers.

[Anonymous No.12175630]

>>12175332
>those workers at restaurants that have to sing happy birthday songs to customers.

poor fellas

[Anonymous No.12175648]

>>12175630
You don't even escape forced wageslave buffoonery even by being a salaried professional. There were engineers and chemists at that Theranos company:
>>12175423
And this roll call song and dance was Price Waterhouse Coopers where employees do financial audit assurance, tax planning, and actuarial consulting:
>>12175531

[Anonymous No.12175805]

>>12175487
>Have to do team cheer every day after lunch break
>everyone either half asses it or ignores it completely
>me and 3 other meathead work buddies decide to go all in balls to the wall during cheer
>we all get "randomly" drug tested over the next few days

We were all clean, but it was the exact moment I stopped caring if I got fired or not which made work much more fun, but im so fucking glad im out.

[Anonymous No.12175814]

>>12175805
>he’s not a dehumanized zombie half-assed droning the cheer

>quick, drug test him

[Anonymous No.12175819]

>>12175805
>he’s not a demoralized zombie droning the chant every day
>quick, drug test him!

[Anonymous No.12175826]

>>12174757
I wouldn't want someone with tattoos prepping my food.

[Anonymous No.12175834]

>>12175392
I hate that man.

[Anonymous No.12175847]

>>12175392
Holy fucking BASED! He absolutely despised these people and used all of his power to humiliate and degrade them. Powerful.
>you’re gonna be a cashier some day
>you love this place!
>moving those carts all over the place

[bogglechamp2012 !!cV6ACyhlUm/ No.12176112]

>>12175648
lol yeah, bad engineers and bad chemists. that company did nothing but rip its investors off and fake science. the bitch that started it all was just a steve jobs wannabe and is now legally not allowed to be in charge of people for the next ten years. she can't even be a fucking shift leader at a mcdonalds she fucked up so bad. those "engineers" were just wageslaves with degrees.

[Anonymous No.12176136]

>>12175847
>Holy fucking BASED! He absolutely despised these people and used all of his power to humiliate and degrade them. Powerful.
If you can get the employees so demoralized that they die prematurely you can collect life insurance bux off them.
http://online.wsj.com/public/resources/documents/april_19.htm
>Companies Profit on Workers' Deaths Through 'Dead Peasants' Insurance

[Anonymous No.12176153]

>>12176112
Elizabeth Holmes was clearly a fraud and an idiot, but there were legitimate chemists working there. You have to remember before they got busted it was viewed as a highly reputable company with a board of directors including Henry Kissinger, James Mattis, and George Shultz. There was nothing wrong with the chemists and engineers working there. The problem was Holmes is retarded and had them tasked with an insane and functionally impossible goal that nobody could ever deliver on no matter how skilled or intelligent because it wasn't even physically coherent.

[bogglechamp2012 !!cV6ACyhlUm/ No.12176200]

>>12176153
t. unemployed stem major

might i point to the state at which many of these facilities were ran? iirc a few got shut down for simply being shitty environments. besides, none of those people in this "highly reputable company" ever really delivered on ANY of their claims now did they? in fact i believe one the main things they invented was banned? i think you need to go back and rewatch the webm my friend

[Anonymous No.12176212]

>>12176200
I'm not a STEM major. I took linguistics and have worked as a software developer for the past ten years.
>none of those people in this "highly reputable company" ever really delivered on ANY of their claims now did they?
Because, once again, the claims were retarded and impossible. That's not a problem with the engineers and chemists, that's a problem with the leadership.

[Anonymous No.12176875]

>>12174705
That's not a sandwich artist you moron, his shirt clearly states he's a WRAP artist.

[Anonymous No.12176911]

>>12175579
these videos are making me feel nervous and hard to breathe

[Anonymous No.12177018]

>>12175381
so degrading

[Anonymous No.12177086]

>>12175579
So glad I'm not a wage cage slave.

[Anonymous No.12177117]

>>12175445
Does anyone have that real life boomer webm with this song?

[Anonymous No.12177179]

I took a job right out of high school where I was selling shitty reprints of the same 10 crappy art prints door to door. we had to get to the warehouse at 7am every day and load up our cars with paintings then go the fatties at the front desk of companies to please buy this shitty ass painting reprint for $45. anyway... in the mornings, every single day, the head sales guy -total salesman type- would BLAST rage against the machine and would scream and yell and try to get everyone amped up to go make sales. The whole organization was probably a total scheme and I'm sure eventually most of the management wound up in jail, and the employees either ended up on hard drugs or realized they were at Rock bottom and turned their lives around. I lasted a full week. since my car was full of paintings, I had to quit and unload in person. otherwise it would have been no call no show go fuck yourself.

[Anonymous No.12177189]

>>12175332
Sir?

[Anonymous No.12177226]

>come to /ck/ for fun and relaxation
>see thread
>wanna die

fuck dude.. /ck/ isnt supposed to be like this

[Anonymous No.12177233]

>>12177226
Which /ck/ have you been on before today?

[Anonymous No.12177819]

>>12176136
>Dead Peasants Insurance

[Anonymous No.12177826]

>>12174705
I worked at subway for 3 years in high school. It wasn't that bad. Got my first blowjob in the back office.

[Anonymous No.12177832]

>>12175392
Dear Brian May,
Please sue Wal-mart.
–the internet

[Anonymous No.12177841]

>>12177226
>/ck/
>fun
That's not allowed anymore.

[Anonymous No.12177989]

>>12174705
keeping chicken breasts in hot tub of water all day is art?

[Anonymous No.12178022]

>>12174757
Why are tattoos degenerate? What does degenerate even mean in this context?

[Anonymous No.12178039]

>>12174705
>in b4 Brap artist

[Anonymous No.12179520]

>>12174757
Yeah, tattooed people really need to be shamed.

[Anonymous No.12179553]

>>12178022
Degenerate is just the catch all term for "everything I don't like."
Years ago I would have expected 4chan to be the last place to be constantly bitching about "degeneracy"

[Anonymous No.12179572]

>>12178022
They signal Poor Impulse Control

[Anonymous No.12179687]

>>12179572
That was the case for your grandfather's generation, but genxers and millennials plan and save for their next trip to their tattoo artist. It has nothing to do with drunken impulse like with previous generations. I'd wager you could not find many genxers or millennials who don't have tattoos. Like normal, you're on the wrong side of history once again.

[Anonymous No.12179750]

>>12179687
>Like normal, you're on the wrong side of history once again.
Super cringe if not posted ironically.

[Anonymous No.12179842]

>>12179687
Nobody said anything about drunken impulse.
I said poor impulse control in general.
There people go to the tattooist to get a tattoo. Not to get a tattoo of something that matters to them, but just to get one.
So instead of getting something that is at least meaningful, like a commemoration of service on a ship or in a war, they get a Disney character or a Skyrim reference, Pickle Rick, or the word "covfefe".
I'm no fan of tattoos in general, but a tattoo about your tours in Viet-Nam will at least stay relevant your whole life. Some retarded Twitter joke nobody remembers a year later; not so much.

That said, it doesn't matter what the ink is actually about; getting it, especially in a very conspicuous spot like your forehead, will affect your ability to get work later. If you get one you are forfeiting a lot of opportunities on purpose. Sounds like a shitty decision to me.
I don't hate people with lots of ink. I just quietly assume they don't know how to plan ahead. If I were in the business of hiring I would let this affect my decisions.

[Anonymous No.12179859]

>>12179572
How has Snow Crash not been made into a movie yet?

[Anonymous No.12179868]

>>12179842

>There people go to the tattooist to get a tattoo. Not to get a tattoo of something that matters to them, but just to get one.

no, they don't. you retard. none of this stuff you're describing actually happens.

[Anonymous No.12179873]

>>12179868
tattoos are such a meme now that its an "event" that you do on a night out. nobody gets one that is actually meaningful.

[Anonymous No.12179887]

>>12179842
>I were in the business of hiring I would let this affect my decisions
And that's why you'll never be in the business of hiring because you'll bankrupt the company fighting lawsuits over discrimination.

[Anonymous No.12179889]

>>12179750
Cringe inducing, if not posted ironically.

[Anonymous No.12179895]

>>12179889
It's 2015

[Anonymous No.12179910]

>>12179868
>no, they don't.
kek, I'm not the guy you're arguing with, but people certainly do get tats just for the sake of getting them. I say this as someone who is neutral about tattoos and whose friend is a tattoo artist. He tells me all the time about dumb chicks who come in, browse the catalogue books that they keep ad walk out with dumb little tats on their hips or ankles because "it's the thing to do".

[Anonymous No.12179944]

>>12179910
>women are vapid and witless
Well, no shit, but that's not the majority of people getting tattoos.

[Anonymous No.12179961]

>>12179887
Not that guy, but I do hiring interviews, and tattoos do factor in to my decisions in certain circumstances. If its for some warehouse position I don't give a fuck as long as its not obviously gang/drug related. If the position is going to be interacting with the public or clients on my companies behalf, then you'll need to be able to cover them up. If you have a face tattoo, you may as well not apply for any of those positions.

If I was hiring for some hip startup then things would be different but my work usually involves lots of boomers and Asians, so tats are def a thing to consider.

[Anonymous No.12179996]

>>12179944
You said that they don't do it. Some of them do. And it's just not women, I just mentioned them because they do tend to do it more; that said, the boomer he works for mentions all of the time his laments over all of the retards in the early 2000s who came in for their barbed wire bicep tattoos. I don't know what the version of that is for guys these days, though.

[Anonymous No.12180012]

>>12179553
because the world has become such shit that being moral and virtuous has become edgy and part of the alternate culture.

[Anonymous No.12180034]

>>12176212
>Because, once again, the claims were retarded and impossible.

Then surely those engineers and chemists were retarded for not realising that and still chasing the golden goose despite knowing what they were doing was impossible, immoral, and wrong.

[Anonymous No.12180049]

>>12175381
>end stage capitalism

[Anonymous No.12180072]

>>12175531
>>12175445

[Anonymous No.12180188]

fuck me i hated working there

we were also "encouraged" to do some shady shit that made me not want to eat my allotted free sub

[Anonymous No.12180271]

>>12180188
Like?


>>12180034
Dense faggot

[Anonymous No.12180280]

>>12180271
>hmm tomatoes didn't sell well
>rip off the date sticker and replace it with tomorrow's date
repeat the process until sold or if you see sanitation checks incoming

[Anonymous No.12180410]

In these sorts of jobs, there's a much stronger form of oppression than in previous forms of employment. Not only do you have to DO your job, you must LOVE to do your job. If you have a traditional sort of boss--someone who just demands your labour in exchange for wages, you can at least openly dislike your situation. You can dislike going to work, chat with your coworkers about how much your job sucks, and so on. But in these sorts of jobs, absolutely none of that cynicism is permitted. Everyone is some sort of supervisor or employee wellness representative or some other such bullshit, and any sort of acknowledgement that you do not enjoy going to work, or are only going to work because you get paid, will result in some action being taken against you. You aren't even allowed the basic human right of not enjoying yourself. Since the workplace is where we spend most of our time, this means that for many of us (along with the millions of other wagies) spend most of our waking hours under a sort of brutal authoritarianism that has never existed before even in outright dictatorships.

honk

[Anonymous No.12180482]

>>12180410
How about having some respect for your job?

[Anonymous No.12181755]

>>12180482
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.12181783]

>>12175140
Based Capaldi.

[Anonymous No.12181785]

>>12180482
After working as a frycook on the line in a shitty part of town surrounded by spiteful deadbeats and morons, I can't help but agree with these signs and wish I had them plastered all over the building.

[Anonymous No.12181807]

>>12180482
i swear the people that make these signs are wageslaves who managed to crawl farther than the others and take their anger out on the ones that are now below them

[Anonymous No.12181812]

>>12180410
>be me
>be working as a packer at amazon
>always having to hustle due to gradually increasing quotas coupled with the fact that new orders don’t come down the line at a steady pace
>bosses keep interrupting my work to tell me about the super fun idea for this week’s costume party at standup!!! lol!!
>aren’t we such a fun and quirky company!!!
>have to wear a stupid grin on my face and nod while my productivity rate gradually declines
>every time they bring in a new manager (often due to high turnover) they have to come into my workstation on my time and make forced smalltalk with me
>amazon is very clear that if our rate slips too much we’re out of there
>still encourages shit like this when i just want to focus on my work

it’s happening in warehouse jobs too anons

[Anonymous No.12181851]

>>12180482

> - Service Ambassador

[Anonymous No.12181854]

>>12174705
>cocktail artist

[Anonymous No.12181878]

>>12180482
i wish i could meet this asshole face to face and strangle them to death w my bear hands

im one of the lucky ones. i may be a wageslave but the company i work for doesnt go for humiliating shit like this. we just get pestered to smile and be helpful when asked

[Anonymous No.12181885]

>>12177826
From a guy?

[Anonymous No.12181896]

>>12175392

[Anonymous No.12181897]

At Taco Bell, people who make food are called "Food Champions" and cashiers are called "Service Champions", but they don't have to do any humiliating shit like song-and-dance. If you see it at your Taco Bell, it's down to the store manager or the employees themselves. There used to be a fat black guy at mine who would sing customers' orders back to them and do a dance. I asked him why and he said he could get a $50 visa gift card if he got 10 100% surveys in a day.

[Anonymous No.12181905]

>>12178022
Tattoos 9/10 times are ugly and pointless. You're literally defacing your own body for no reason, and it's very indicative of snowflake attention whore types. It's just fucking dirty.

[Anonymous No.12181915]

>>12179687
You're such a fucking faggot it turns my stomach.

[Anonymous No.12181936]

>>12180410
Omfg, woke! The worm is turning thank god!

[Anonymous No.12181945]

>>12181905
I'll show YOU something ugly and pointless... *unzips*

[Anonymous No.12181950]

>>12181915
Lol, the fuck? What's your generation you absolute fagfuck?

[Anonymous No.12181977]

>>12176136
>'Dead Peasants' Insurance
We really do live in the worst timeline.

[Anonymous No.12182036]

>>12181812
Amazon is pretty hellish in general and they justify it but claiming the benefits/ pay they provide is some kind of fucking luxury. I made sure to concentrate any and all negativity towards corporate/ management by screaming and swearing into the PA, during chant, sometimes randomly when I was on an empty floor in whichever mod. Fuckers never caught me.

[Anonymous No.12182046]

>>12181950
I'm 29 years old. So millennial I suppose.

[Anonymous No.12182066]

>>12181885
Nah. Some black woman. Easily the worst blowjob I've ever gotten but at the time it seemed like the greatest thing that had ever happend.

[Anonymous No.12182086]

>>12182036
lmao yeah management at amazon only gives a shit about getting orders out on time and not hurting the merchandise, whenever they had me picking items off of shelves i would literally run through that bitch in order to bring my rate up and safety never talked to me once

[Anonymous No.12182096]

>>12182036
>swearing into the PA, during chant
What the fuck is chant?

[Anonymous No.12182116]

>>12175579
>joeys Walmart cheer

[Anonymous No.12182126]

>>12182096
idk about them but at my facility we did a thing called standup where we got a 5 minute speech about how awesome it was to work for amazon and how well we were going to do that day. i vaguely remember having to do some motivational stuff but i’m so glad they didn’t make us sing

[Anonymous No.12182175]

>>12182126
>at my facility we did a thing called standup where we got a 5 minute speech about how awesome it was to work for amazon
It surprises me just how few mass shootings the US has.

[Anonymous No.12182235]

>>12174757
i have found that in food service someone with tattoos is more likely to make some good ass food.

[Anonymous No.12182239]

>>12181785
pic is you

[Anonymous No.12182300]

>>12181878
>and strangle them to death w my bear hands
Post hands or you're full of shit, Yogi.

[Anonymous No.12182325]

>>12182096
Basically what >>12182126 described but our facility would end it by shouting
>ONE TWO THREE [department name]
It wasn't too bad given you could use the time to get a jump on the stupid fuckers that stayed behind and grab the best of whatever you needed but hearing it in the distance grated my nerves something fierce.

[Anonymous No.12182340]

Holy shit, you people need to get better jobs.

[Anonymous No.12182360]

>>12179961
Not that guy either,. I also take part in hiring interviews. It definitely comes into play if you have several unfortunate visible tattoos.

[Anonymous No.12182362]

>>12182096
>What the fuck is chant?
>>12182325
>>ONE TWO THREE [department name]
Why do these businesses hate their wagies so much?

[Anonymous No.12182388]

>>12177819
nobody has ever used that image as perfectly as you just did

[Anonymous No.12182395]

>>12182175
>It surprises me just how few mass shootings the US has.
There's a reason why. Reminder that the best selling drug of any kind a few years back was literally an antipsychotic that started getting prescribed for all sorts of random non-psychosis problems like depression or insomnia
https://www.rdmag.com/news/2015/06/report-ranks-abilify-top-selling-drug
>The latest pharmaceutical industry update from ISR Reports ranked Abilify as the top-selling drug.
>The antipsychotic medication for treatment of depression, bipolar disorder and schizophrenia totaled $7.2 billion in sales between June 2013 and June 2014 — nearly $1 billion more than its closest rivals, according to numbers compiled from Medscape.
>The anti-inflammatory biologic Humira and heartburn drug Nexium recorded $6.3 billion in sales during that span, followed by cholesterol medication Crestor at $5.7 billion and, at $5.1 billion in sales, psoriasis and arthritis treatment Enbrel and asthma and COPD treatment Advair.

[Anonymous No.12182414]

>>12182395

[Anonymous No.12182467]

>>12174705
>Cannot put more than 6 olives on the sandwich
>Artist

[Anonymous No.12182514]

>>12179687
>>12179553
shutup, nigger.

[Anonymous No.12182527]

>>12182235
They all have tattoos

[Anonymous No.12182533]

>>12182066
>Bestiality
Disgusting lol

[Anonymous No.12182538]

>>12180482
How do I become a service ambassador?

[Anonymous No.12182544]

>>12182235
>>12182527
yes because they're all unique, special, one of kind, totally not cookie cutter people

[Anonymous No.12182545]

>>12181878
>the company i work for doesnt go for humiliating shit like this
It's literally the basic stuff--show up on time, don't look like a bum, treat customers with respect
It's sad they have to remind workers of something so fundamental

[Anonymous No.12182552]

>>12180410
I think about this every single day. Our lives are being at work, so all of our memories seem really condensed because you always do the same things, are in the same places. I think this is actually why when youre younger, time seemed slower, but as you get older, time flies by. 2016 seems like it was last year to me. They say this happens because of some brain chemisty reason, but I dont buy it.
Most of our waking hours are at work, then factor in going to work or coming home from it. it makes me feel panicy sometimes that im going to do the same things over and over besides my 12-14 days of vacation I get a year until im old or dead.

[Anonymous No.12182793]

>>12182552
Unironically made me think

[Anonymous No.12182828]

>>12175392
Is that all that man has to look forward to in life? To come to work at 5 am and lead the shitty Walmart song? Really makes you appreciate the little things

[Anonymous No.12183119]

>>12175579
I (we) use to sing happy birthday at this up scale Italian restaurant I worked at. We use to have to wear a full waiters kit so it was kind of stupid enough that you could see the fun in it. The restaurant upstairs stopped us from singing it because we begun screaming it at the customers.

[Anonymous No.12183141]

>>12181812
>always having to hustle due to gradually increasing quotas coupled with the fact that new orders don’t come down the line at a steady pace
>bosses keep interrupting my work to tell me about the super fun idea for this week’s costume party at standup!!! lol!!

I get this shit while working with numbers. Me and another guy worked out if we kept our mics on our heads they would think we were on calls. This is despite the fact that we are never on calls because or job rolls do not require it. I don't think the boss knows what we are meant to be doing. But fuck all those social club emails every hour.

[Anonymous No.12183194]

>>12180482
>YOU EXIST SOLELY TO SERVE US, YOU FILTHY SLAVE, NOW SMILE AND GET IN LINE BEFORE WE FIRE YOU AND RUIN YOUR LIFE YOU DISGUSTING GOYIM

Boy, a little on the nose there.

[Anonymous No.12183333]

>>12183194
Reminder that if you waste company time you are a thief and will be prosecuted as such.

[Anonymous No.12183400]

>>12176153
>Henry Kissinger,

Small wonder it was destroyed, the left hates Kissinger

[Anonymous No.12183403]

>>12179687
Vulgarity doesn't become less contemptible as time passes.

[Anonymous No.12183410]

>>12180482
What people don't realise is these sorts of things are consequences. There must have been a good reason to tell staff to improve their attitudes.

[Anonymous No.12183415]

>>12183410
A single complaint from an entitled customer is all you need these days.

[Anonymous No.12183555]

>>12183415
Exactly.

Expecting good service isn't entitlement, it's a baseline of society. I'll regularly comment on things not up to standard - reminding servers that a smile is free and much better than zombielike stupor, for example.

[Anonymous No.12183606]

>>12183555
I don't owe you a smile faggot but I can take your order as quickly and efficiently as possible without being rude and most people prefer it this way rather than all the fakeness.

[Anonymous No.12183611]

>>12174757
autism

[Anonymous No.12183616]

>>12183333
>>12183555
Looks like the digits have it.

[Anonymous No.12183623]

>>12180482
pretty sure this is illegal

[Anonymous No.12183631]

>>12183555
A smile is not for free. A smile is an involuntary physical response to legitimate emotion. Maybe you're one of those charlatans that go through life activating smiles on their soulless husks at will, but some of us are actual human beings.

[Anonymous No.12183661]

>>12179859
Rights keep getting passed around like a hot potato and it isn't exactly a passion project with one determined champion behind it like Alita or Don Quixote

[Anonymous No.12183693]

>>12180482

[Anonymous No.12183707]

>>12183555
Having to smile and pretend to be friendly to customers at my old job day in and day out when I was chronically depressed made me almost have a fucking mental breakdown. Living with such a stark disconnect between the actions and behaviours your job mandates and your actual mental state is highly stressful even if no individual aspect of the job or even your life is actually difficult, and it shouldn't be forced on anybody for any reason.

[Anonymous No.12183771]

>>12183611
ok inkfag
tell me about your tattoos
*grabs rope
and the personal meanings
*ties noose
behind them, please?
*dies

[Anonymous No.12183783]

>>12180482
>(clean) uniform
wonder what prompted this

[Anonymous No.12183786]

>>12183555
A fake smile is worse than no smile. You know it's fake instantly and it brands the perpetrator as disengenuous, dishonest and insincere. Americans are the biggest offenders, go figure.

[Anonymous No.12183808]

>>12174705
I was actually just at Subway. I typically order the meatball sub because it is the cheapest with the most food tonnage. Also I like it. But yes it is messy. I ate in a corner by myself, facing nobody. I had no napkins so sauce was all over my hands. I went to the bathroom, getting red sauce on the door handles on my way. Then I pissed all over the floor because my stream never shoots straight. After that, I left, leaving my dishes on my table because I don't believe in cleaning up after myself at restaurants.

[Anonymous No.12183819]

>hurrr durrr smiling bad

When actresses can't even smile on movie posters I don't think it's unreasonable to suggest people make the effort.

[Anonymous No.12183897]

>>12183771
sorry, I don't have any tattoos myself.

[Anonymous No.12183899]

>>12183783
Not sure what you mean. Obviously it was prompted by someone not having a clean uniform. Are you incapable of imagining the concept of not doing laundry every single day of your life without fail? Especially if you're low income and don't give a fuck I imagine you're going to get depressed at some point and neglect to wash your clothes.

[Anonymous No.12183907]

>>12183819
>When actresses can't even smile on movie posters I don't think it's unreasonable to suggest people make the effort.
Most actresses aren't on a $7.25 hourly wage. It's kind of fucked up to ask much of anything from workers you're getting for that cheap. The least you can do to make up for how poor they are is to not hassle them about stupid shit like smiling.

[Anonymous No.12183946]

Boss makes a dollar
I make a dime
And that's why I shit
On company time

[Anonymous No.12183958]

Maybe all the communists here can go and live in China or Vuvuzela and see how great life is there

[Anonymous No.12183961]

>>12183907
People are more likely to spend more if the staff are friendly and attractive. Women look better when they smile.

[Anonymous No.12183962]

>>12183946
I don't get why people like this joke so much. I shit when I need to shit. Does everyone else have magic bowels that let them consciously decide when to have the urge to go use the bathroom?

[Anonymous No.12183971]

>>12183961
>People are more likely to spend more if the staff are friendly and attractive.
Nope. You won't find a study on people spending more or less in terms of buying more food or not based on the staff, but you can read all about how that has no impact on how much money the customer decides to spend for tip:
>The percent tipped in these studies was related to group size, the customer's gender, the method of payment (cash or credit), and in some cases, the size of the bill. Tipping was not related to service quality, waitperson's efforts, waitperson's gender, restaurant's atmosphere, or restaurant's food.
https://scholarship.sha.cornell.edu/cgi/viewcontent.cgi?referer=&httpsredir=1&article=1036&context=articles

[Anonymous No.12183976]

>>12183962
Yea, I can shit anytime within a day or so of having a loaded chamber.

[Anonymous No.12183980]

>>12183897
keep up the good work anon

[Anonymous No.12183983]

>>12183962
Well with me I have to shit whenever I drink coffee so I could do it purposefully at work. I was the most efficient worker there so in the end I was only costing them as much as the retards who couldn't do anything. I don't smoke so I don't see why I couldn't have a peaceful couple of minutes to myself too.
At least now I work in laboratory where everyone has autism so we don't do stuff like this thread and no one even expects eye contact.

[Anonymous No.12183988]

>>12183983
>At least now I work in laboratory where everyone has autism so we don't do stuff like this thread and no one even expects eye contact.
Give it a few years, there's work being done to ruin that business sector too.

[Anonymous No.12184021]

>>12183988
I worry about this, but my research luckily doesn't seem glamorous enough for these people.
>Lab coat unbuttoned to cleavage
>Open top heels
Yeah these are retarded college kids. Most will get over the "I fucking love science! Girl power!" shit when they are introduced to Excel and find out how tedious research is.

[Anonymous No.12184039]

>>12184021
Didn't notice the heels. That's really weird how she would wear an Islamic headscarf, the whole point of which is to cover up a woman so she doesn't distract men with sexual arousal, only to use makeup, lipstick, and heels at the same time. I don't think she understands how that thing is supposed to work.

[Anonymous No.12184060]

>>12175381
Imagine if a girl was wearing this ~

[Anonymous No.12184067]

>>12175392
Pretty sure it's been proven that Walmart runs their shit like a fucking cult

[Anonymous No.12184070]

>>12174705
Jesus.
Whenever I feel bad about my shitty, hard-labor wage cuck job, I see stuff like this and am reminded that I am at least spared the humiliation of the food service industry.
Imagine being forced to wear that shirt.
It's like it's not enough that Subway is fucking you over taking advantage of your labor, they have to embarrass you while they do it too.

[Anonymous No.12184077]

>>12175531
This shit 99% happens in the south
Northerners will tell you to go fuck yourself

[Anonymous No.12184078]

>>12183410
Then the managers could do their fucking job and address the under performers personally, or send the message without being a passive aggressive bitch to the entire fucking staff.

What she will mainly accomplish with that shit is that the competent people will start looking for a different job.

[Anonymous No.12184106]

>>12175392
Look, this Walmart video got me thinking -
All of us here share 1 thing in common. If any of us were present at that and forced to participate, we would stand there sullen and morose, painfully counting each individual second until it was over.
But WHAT IF
What if you were to live that moment fully. What if you were to just embrace that moment and get really into it and take it to the next level for no other reason than you could. What if you were to stomp your feet and sing we are walmart in the middle of the circle and dance smiling and laughing? What would it be like to live with that kind of freedom?

[Anonymous No.12184122]

>>12184106
>But WHAT IF
Nope, already was addressed in this thread:
>>12175805
>Have to do team cheer every day after lunch break
>everyone either half asses it or ignores it completely
>me and 3 other meathead work buddies decide to go all in balls to the wall during cheer
>we all get "randomly" drug tested over the next few days

[Anonymous No.12184135]

>>12175531
>that beta guy in the 2nd video just blatantly staring at her ass

[Anonymous No.12184151]

>>12184078
That would go so well

>why did you leave your job

"uhh, dey spected me to be smart, cuh-tay-us an punchewel suh"

[Anonymous No.12184197]

>>12174705
>go to subway near my house
>walk in, 1 other customer inside
>get in line behind them
>they get served their sub by a 6.5/10
>before I get anything she goes in the back
>some skinny-fat grease ball walks back out
>"what kinna sub chu wan baws?"
>I order my usual order, steak and american cheese on white
>he toasts it without asking me
>"Hey I didn't want it toasted"
>"oh I gotta heat da meat up baws err else its cewld"
>"what kinna vegtabuls ya wan on heuh baws"
>say jalapenos
>"how many ya wan baws"
>stare at him
>"chu want like a lil or a lot"
>stifle out a response
>"dat it"
>just nod, want this over with
>"any saus?"
>get oil and vinny
>he slathers it on to the point where everything is soggy
>"aight baws that'll be it den?"
>leave the store
>never return

[Anonymous No.12184216]

>>12184151
Or you just don't leave your job at all until you get the different job.

[Anonymous No.12184253]

>>12184151
>"uhh, dey spected me to be smart, cuh-tay-us an punchewel suh"
>*Interviewer is disgusted but still hires candidate anyway because it's a fast food wage job and it's not like they're getting overrun with Rhodes Scholar applicants wielding the patience of a Rinzai Zen monk with 30,000 confirmed hours of meditation*

[Anonymous No.12185194]

>>12174705
Those re-usable squirt bottles are awesome for reptile food that comes in a powder that you mix with water. ie: Repashy Crested Gecko Food.

This is extremely irrelevant, but I'm saying it because no one tells you this ANYWHERE - that you can pre-mix the powder. That and some dixie 1oz portion cups will save like 5 minutes every night.

[Anonymous No.12185221]

>>12184151
Working with people who suck at their job sucks.
It makes everything harder. It has nothing to do with intelligence how fast you can sling out fast food. You could have a phd and still suck at fast food. Fast hands are more important that even knowing how to count change.

[Anonymous No.12185255]

>>12175381
Yea. I'd TOTALLY rather be homeless than work a job I feel is beneath me.

[Anonymous No.12185256]

>>12175445
This is the most degrading shit I have ever seen and I've been to Tijuana

[Anonymous No.12185286]

Lol @ all the virtue signaling HERE of all places

[Anonymous No.12185305]

>having a job dealing with low income pleb customers directly
What do you expect?

[Anonymous No.12185327]

>>12184122
Chili's Grill & Bar. Had an old burnout fry cook in his later 50s maybe 60 who was really good at his job. Always really quiet. Polite. Little by little he started talking a lot more and laughing at shit instead of his usual smile that was probably forced anyway. The manager saw this as a bad thing for some reason and assumed he was doing drugs. But in reality he had started taking antidepressants and smoking weed at night to help with sleep. Queue drug test. He didn't even bother taking it, he knew he'd fail it. He quit. We found out he killed himself a few days later. My guess is he felt like this was just the end of the same fucking cycle he'd been on since forever. So he said fuck it. I don't have any sort of profound statement about wage-slavery, but I DO think there's a calculated need for people at the bottom of the food chain. Sometimes a heard needs culling I suppose.

[Anonymous No.12185743]

>>12182552
I spent 14 hours a day away from home (8 at work, 4 at school and 2 commuting) for the past 6 years, every day, and what you say it's true. It's been 8 years since I graduated highschool and it feels like last month, and it's hard to try to remember any happy moments as of lately. I recently quit my soul-crushing job to "work on my thesis". Truth is, the project evaluations don't start until november, but this is my chance to NEET it up a bit for a few months, because otherwise I would have killed myself. Now I'm gonna ride my bike and be back later to watch some anime, later fags.

[Anonymous No.12185750]

>>12183980
You don't have to want a tattoo to realize people opposed to tattoos are absolute morons.

[Anonymous No.12185755]

>>12183962
Yeah, when I need to crap I can usually hold on for about 12 hours before I can hold it no more. Most people under the age of 60 can do this.

[Anonymous No.12185762]

>>12175392
This is why people go postal.

[Anonymous No.12185783]

>>12180271
>Dense faggot

Great counter point.

>legitimate engineers and chemists

So none of them had the backbone to call out their idiot companies goals and ambitions or the integrity to just quit and find work elsewhere if they faced whistle blowing and being fired?

Morons the lot of them and they damn well should be seen in the same shitty light that Holmes is in that should follow their careers.

[Anonymous No.12185805]

>>12183333
quads of quality

[Anonymous No.12185810]

>>12182552
pretty much
i've worked at the same place for a decade and i have a hard time thinking of memorable instances or lessons learned from it
it's just ten years of my life just gone into a black hole in exchange for money

[Anonymous No.12185838]

>>12176153
>before they got busted it was viewed as a highly reputable company

Just like ALL fucking companies before they get busted!

>with a board of directors including Henry Kissinger, James Mattis, and George Shultz.

Implying any of them even knew or gave a shit about what was going on other than steve jobs. 2.0 female version was highly marketable as an 'exec'. Look at that 'Juicero' product for an idea how clownish the investment circles can be for 'the next big thing'. All those big names attached and investing - for what? A fucking wifi juicer which doesn't even juice anything but squeezes a pouch.

>There was nothing wrong with the chemists and engineers working there.

And in the same paragraph you outright state ''had them tasked with an insane and functionally impossible goal''

These people were therefore Sisyphean idiots doing a task they KNEW was impossible, KNEW was impracticable considering what was expected, and KNEW she was a fraud for what she was allegedly claiming was possible. Red flags were popping up all over the place and they used every deceptive practice to avoid being blown. 4

Why on earth are you defending any of the idiots who worked there? Money grubbing charlatans the lot of them.

[Anonymous No.12185857]

>be around 2006 after graduation
>go to applebees for my birthday with two friends
>suddenly hear clapping, the herald for the birthday march
>friends high tail it to the bathroom

I feel for these poor wagies. It must suck having to do that.

[Anonymous No.12185923]

>>12182096

https://youtu.be/iXxPabWb9nI

[Anonymous No.12186141]

>>12174757
this

[Anonymous No.12186185]

>>12179687
>but genxers and millennials plan and save for their next trip to their tattoo artist
lmao that's even worse you turbobrainlet

[Anonymous No.12186199]

>>12185750
tattoos used to be cool. tattoos were for tough guys and real men. service men, warriors, men who fought wars.
now every fuckin soyboy has to have a tat of their favorite capeshits, starwars character and every video game character he's ever played. please, tattoos arent fucking cool, their as fuckin lame as it gets now, only second to ear gauges.

[Anonymous No.12186206]

>>12175579
god damn i love restaurants with birthday songs/dance that the employees do. it's so funny, makes me glad i never did bussing and went straight to the dishes/food prep

[Anonymous No.12186404]

>>12181854
I'd like to put my cock in her tail if u know what I mean

[Anonymous No.12186438]

>>12174757
Why is this faggot virtue signaling on 4chan, and why are there actually mindless drones agreeing with it? I didn't know I was on tumblr LMAO

[Anonymous No.12186456]

>>12185743
nothing feels better than being able to NEET out if possible. those days are over for me now. I used to do that between shitty jobs, I lived with my gf/parents/my car/friends house. it was hectic, but when you are a 20 something with no real expenses, its fun sorta.
I dream of having a work related injury and having a comfy year of physical therapy, drinking tea and watching chinese cartoons without a care in the world, maybe do some mountain hiking like I used to. if this doesnt naturally happen, ill pay my rent 6 months in advance and be comfy for at least that long and just get another job. Gotta keep your hopes up you wont blink, and youre an old man. Gotta have something to look forward to, bros. If youre reading this, and youre a typical wage slave, take a few days off just for yourself and go somewhere alone. it gives your life a feeling of purpose.

[Anonymous No.12186470]

>>12186438
never been on tumbler so i wouldnt know
maybe tattoos are shit unless youre either in jail, a gang or in the military, and only hipsters think otherwise.

[Anonymous No.12186475]

>>12174757
Agree. It is a sign of poor impulse control and really bad long term decision making. Plus just trash. That and owning Pit Bulls.

[Anonymous No.12187053]

>>12175579
I can't watch any more of this.

[Anonymous No.12187118]

>>12186475
n;\pc

[Anonymous No.12187158]

>>12186470
>only criminals, gang members, and people in the military have tattoos
back to the retirement village gramps

[Anonymous No.12187174]

>>12182086
When I worked at a certain shoe store, they encouraged us to just climb the shelves rather than use ladders as they were too time consuming. I really should have secretly filmed that shit for a lawsuit. I enjoyed it though. I got in some good exercise and never really had bad customers.

[Anonymous No.12187181]

>>12180012
no one complaining about tattoos on this website are moral and virtuous, just by browsing it.

[Anonymous No.12187184]

>>12175445
The dance may be an okish change of pace, I think, but the shirt is the most degrading part of it.
It's like a dog who has a ridiculous name like Princess Sassy, but the dog has it easier, it's just a dumb dog; you instead, are fully aware of how degrading it is, and it has to kick in harder when you know that you have no say in it if you want (need) to stay working there.

I can't muster how it must be like to have one of those shit days, when you get home late, completely drained and exhausted, only to look at your "I love my work!" t-shirt as you take it off and hang it, only to be forced to put it on again the very next morning. "I love my work!".
At that point, wearing a collar with the name "Fido" on it, doesn't sound so bad.

[Anonymous No.12187313]

>>12183958
Funny you say that. People from communist countries are also forced to be overly enthusiastic and do ridiculous chants and dances in the name of their overlords.

And then we pretend to have the higher ground, when in reality the big faceless corporations force their slaves to do the exact same thing.

[Anonymous No.12187361]

>>12174705
Nothing screams "artist" like handling grilled chicken carved from a nutsack.

[Anonymous No.12188550]

>>12187313
> People from communist countries are also forced to be overly enthusiastic
Or maybe they really like it there.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9hy1OZs4Ag

[Anonymous No.12188582]

>>12185783
>call them out
>get easily replaced
Bravo

[Anonymous No.12188701]

The worst is when you work a food-service job, do all the tasks necessary to close the store, and the boss complains that you and the night crew talk too much.

Best part is that he only knows that we talk because he watches the camera feed. So this guy chooses on his off time to watch us work at home. What a freak man.

[Anonymous No.12188723]

>>12188701
I feel like any boss that pays too much attention to the camera is just making sure you're picking up THEIR slack. Just got a new boss cause our old one moved and I haven't seen this guy do shit but watch cameras

[Anonymous No.12188738]

>>12188723
Yea thats not gonna happen anytime soon. The guy owns the company. I can't wait till all of the old boomers die off and we can get some people who actually know what its like to work the bottom be on top. This idea that your workers must always be working even if there is no work to be done is retarded.

[Anonymous No.12188953]

>>12179868
You clearly don't go out much anon, this is more common then you think

[Anonymous No.12188984]

>people that want the employees to sing happy birthday to them

is there anyone who isn't a sociopath that wants this

[Anonymous No.12189068]

>>12185194
If only I could squeeze out a mouse from a bottle.

[Anonymous No.12189133]

>>12185923
>Degree in French Literature

well shit who could have forseen that degree being fucking useless, this is the kind of fucker who votes for people trying to forgive student loans too

[Anonymous No.12189165]

Still don't understand who goes out to buy a fucking sandwich

[Anonymous No.12189168]

>>12174757
Agreed, unless you are a monk, you are a degenerate to get a tattoo.

[Anonymous No.12189191]

>>12189165
People with jobs who don't maintain a stockpile of deli meat, cheese, vegetable toppings, footlong sub rolls, and condiments in their home. Better question is who's still picking Subway as their sub restaurant?

[Anonymous No.12189195]

>>12184039
brotip: islamic women are still women. They try to skirt every modesty law as much as possible.