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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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Anonymous Wed Apr 17 09:23:56 2019 No.12192895 [Reply] [Original]

>boil eggs for kid's easter day at school
>put in fridge
>everything stinks to high fucking hell
how do eggfags do it?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 17 09:29:44 2019 No.12192910 You overcooked them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 17 09:43:52 2019 No.12192941 how did you get out? did you eat all the eggs?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 17 09:46:13 2019 No.12192947 >>12192910 i highly doubt it friend. >>12192941 no. eggs are just awful.

Anonymous Wed Apr 17 10:32:53 2019 No.12193115
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>>12192910
This

>>12192947
> i highly doubt it friend.

Because you're a fucking retard. Overcooking them leads to the creation of iron(II) sulfide (aka that disgusting green layer on the yolk). You know the smell of rotten eggs? That's hydrogen sulfid.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 17 10:42:38 2019 No.12193143 File: 211 KB, 759x395, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12193115 womp

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 17 10:45:08 2019 No.12193155 File: 100 KB, 1200x843, 1555322262762.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 17 10:47:14 2019 No.12193166 >>12193155 based egg chad

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 17 10:47:27 2019 No.12193167 >>12193155 how does eggman get out of egg castle?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 17 10:53:06 2019 No.12193183 >>12193167 Why would he want to leave?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 17 11:18:21 2019 No.12193259 File: 2.71 MB, 400x230, Surly king of the eggfort.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12193167 He doesn't get out. He is the king of /ck/ and the eggfort. He does as he pleases.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 17 11:25:58 2019 No.12193286 File: 2.05 MB, 626x360, Surly Kang Of The Egg Fort.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 17 11:28:14 2019 No.12193291 File: 2.72 MB, 626x360, Surly king of the egg fort.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 17 11:48:40 2019 No.12193370 File: 86 KB, 960x720, Eggs.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12193143 He wasn't talking about the dye.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 17 11:49:34 2019 No.12193374 >>12193155 >>12193259 >>12193286 >>12193291 reddit

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 17 12:09:46 2019 No.12193439 do americans really

Anonymous Wed Apr 17 12:30:17 2019 No.12193512
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Why does it stink? Seriously? Honestly? Think about it for even a second.

_YOU ARE BOILING LIVE ANIMAL BABIES_

_ITS A GIANT SCALDING ABORTION BATH_

And morals and ethics aside look at the health risks.

_EACH EGG IS LIKE SMOKING 5 CIGARETTES_

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 17 12:40:07 2019 No.12193549 >>12193512 >the vegan nutritionist sound really objective unbiased

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 17 12:42:05 2019 No.12193562 >>12193512 fuck yeah sounds metal as fuck gonna have some deviled eggs now

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 17 12:45:33 2019 No.12193570 >>12193512 >5 cigarettes per day is only as bad as having an egg

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 17 12:49:47 2019 No.12193588 >>12193512 each cigarette is like smoking 5 eggs bucko

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 17 12:54:31 2019 No.12193605 >>12193512 I know this is a troll, but are radical vegans really so ignorant/stupid as to believe that eggs in the supermarket are living fertilized embryos?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 17 12:57:48 2019 No.12193612 >>12193512 Chicken eggs can only be fertilized through rape.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 17 13:09:18 2019 No.12193652 >>12193512 Oh shit, instead of the 27 eggs I eat raw and cooked, with all their vitamins, minerals, that no plant food can even compare too (vitamin D3 for example), I'll start smoking 100 cigs a day Thanks anon

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 17 14:18:42 2019 No.12193898 >>12193512 each carrot is like smoking 5 cocks you fucking faggot

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 17 14:23:18 2019 No.12193907 >>12193143 retard

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 17 14:30:59 2019 No.12193925 >>12193907 >retardophobe you must secretly want to fuck retards

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 17 16:27:06 2019 No.12194353 >>12192895 You shouldn't partake in what is essentially a pagan rite and bring the children to church instead.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 17 17:52:08 2019 No.12194710 >>12193605 https://youtu.be/kd9phAMfisI

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 17 18:08:56 2019 No.12194769 Just toss in two opened boxes of baking soda for a week. All smells should vanish quickly.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 17 18:10:40 2019 No.12194775 >>12193512 >_YOU ARE BOILING LIVE ANIMAL BABIES_ Eggs that aren't fertilized. >_ITS A GIANT SCALDING ABORTION BATH_ Eggs that aren't fertilized. >_EACH EGG IS LIKE SMOKING 5 CIGARETTES_ Do eggs actually coat your lungs with tar?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 17 18:10:45 2019 No.12194776 >>12192895 First, use plastic eggs Second, eat the eggs after you cook them

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 17 18:19:25 2019 No.12194812 >>12194776 those are plastic

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 17 18:48:01 2019 No.12194933 >>12194775 the cancer tho, turns out vegan chain smokers live longer than egg eating smokers

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 17 19:06:27 2019 No.12195027 >>12194933 Citation required for that joke of a comment.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 17 19:13:21 2019 No.12195068 >>12195027 youtube.com/watch?v=Cvz9w6NWJAA

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 17 19:15:43 2019 No.12195083 >>12195027 driving intoxicated is not as bad as texting while driving.(driving intexticated)

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 17 19:23:46 2019 No.12195127 File: 2.02 MB, 640x480, Laughingnobles.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12192895 >Anon can't even boil an egg. LOL

Anonymous Wed Apr 17 21:21:07 2019 No.12195675

>>12193259
>>12193286
>>12193291
Guys, listen

Guys

GUYS! This is important

How...guys, pay attention

How does he...

Look, I have something important to say, listen here!

How does he get out of the egg fort without breaking any eggs?

Guys, this is important!

Anonymous Wed Apr 17 21:31:40 2019 No.12195719
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that egg would make a groovy lookin egg sal OP!
>>12195675 @12195675 #12195675
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>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 17 21:41:16 2019 No.12195762 File: 144 KB, 1200x900, 1509392501100.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I bought pic related to boil my eggs but i ended up burning the shell. >>12195729 @you use my promo code and get $15 off custom skins code: ZU2H58JDH

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 17 21:45:51 2019 No.12195782 Guys, i layed an egg. What do i do now?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 17 22:31:51 2019 No.12195950 >>12195782 Cackle

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 17 23:19:04 2019 No.12196156 >>12193925 google Lucie Wilde and tell me its wrong

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