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Does anyone have any cooking plans for Fuhrertag tomorrow? I was think about making a vegetarian lasagna and some type of cake. I'm not too familiar with German Cuisine but if anyone knows some vegetarian dishes that are doable at home then please feel free to post some.

>> No.12205339

>>12205329
im gay and filipino btw if that matters. Also a girl don’t hit on me you silly boys tee hee. also I do keto and I don’t tip and chick fil a is good and flyovers and cast iron pans and do Americans really?

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I was also thinking about trying this out. Semmelknoedel mit Schwammerl I think it is, idk, Germans have different names for every variation. BUT I don't want to do the typical sauerkraut and sausage thing.

>> No.12205455

in honor of the Fuhrer being vegetarian I'm going to make tofu with sauerkraut

>> No.12205463

>>12205329
Did Uncle Adolf have a favorite meal?

>> No.12205464
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Um I'm Jewish and I don't like nazis.

>>12205339
I'm gay too but I'm white cuz Jews are white.

>>12205463
hot lead

>> No.12205467

>>12205463
Soybean casserole

>> No.12205470

>>12205463
Unironically he was a vegan faggot. A literal soyboy if you will. Ironic considering his followers.

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>>12205464

>> No.12205483
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>>12205475
Wow keep being a nazi online. Please, by all means try fucking with Jews irl and see what happens my cattlefriend.

>> No.12205492

>>12205329
crawl back under the whatever rock you crawled out from, no one wants your bullshit

>> No.12205511

>>12205470
He was a pescatarian that preached vegetarianism

>> No.12205516

>>12205483
Just jumping into the thread to say jews are a very wimpy race and cannot stand any amount of physical pain. They shrivel under any show of violence.

That is all. Carry on

>> No.12205518

>>12205463
I read that his last meal was trout in butter sauce and he loved cakes and cookies a lot. Also he was a huge chocolate lover. Heh.

>> No.12205525
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>>12205516
Please do try using violence against us irl and see what happens. Internet tough guys, the lot of ya.

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>>12205483

>> No.12205585
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>>12205525
You guys clearly won, but I take solace in God's promise that the meek shall inherit this earth.

Just know that nothing good lasts forever. See you in Hell very soon, buddy.

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>>12205585
G-d isn't real. Hell isn't real. We are just smarter than you. Deal with it.

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Please don't derail this thread with shit about the joos. I didn't make this thread to discuss them or their crimes. I just want to see some delicious German food and get inspo to try some new recipes and yes, tomorrow is the Fuhrers birthday.

>> No.12205609

>>12205595
Nothing about your comments in this thread is smart

>> No.12205613

>>12205605
Doesn't matter. The fuhrer had the digestive tract of an affluent white kid in the US. In other words he couldn't really eat meat without his tummy getting upset.

>> No.12205616
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>>12205609
all I hear is:

[moooooooooooooooooo]

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>>12205595
Stop sending your un-vaccinated spawn to the Yeshiva.

>> No.12205625
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>>12205621
I'm Reform. Hasidim and Nazis are equally retarded.

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>>12205616
Just like every other empire in history, your people's time will come. Nothing good lasts forever. That's just the way it is.

cya later

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>>12205329

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>>12205634
You keep saying that but it is again, just internet tough guy shit. Irl we fucking dominate you.

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>>12205353
That looks pretty good. I've been looking some up and there's a whole world of euro food I've paid 0 attention to.

Sauerbraten looks pretty good, although it's a bit late to marinate something for 10 days.
Will at least whip up some Knodels. Or "der Knödel" as the krauts call them. I have no idea how to do letter accents on my keyboard.

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>>12205642
No domination lasts forever. Be it tomorrow or 10000 years, you will lose eventually for any reason. That's the law of nature.

Pour 100 tons of reinforced concrete over the land and eventually a small weed will sprout open and crumble the foundations. This is the destiny of your domination. You will never win. Victory is a fallacy in nature as nothing is permanent. You will never win.

I will never lose.

>> No.12205668

Leberkloesse

Beef liver dumpling. Was one of the food I've read that he would enjoy.

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>>12205668
Forgot pic

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>>12205666
You lost in 1945 and are still bitter about it.

sad!

You are a coward who lacks balls.

>> No.12205697

>>12205329
My birthday is April 19th and I’m a radical leftist. Fuck Hitler, I’d piss on his grave if the coward had one. That piece of shit is a disgrace to the entire human species and the fact that some part of 4chan idolizes him is a shame on the entire genus of homo. Death to all Nazis and fasicsts everywhere. Fuck you in particular OP. Suck a fart out of my ass.

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>>12205697
Do you support revenge?

>> No.12205704

>>12205697
Happy birthday lol

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>>12205683
Ironically you're the most bitter person I've met online in a while. If you can actually understand what I am writing to you, I am already completely and utterly at peace with my place in this world.

Just like everyone else in this world, your time will come. Don't worry.

>> No.12205712

>>12205697
Alles Gute zum Geburtstag! Happy Birthday Anon! You should stop being so bitter. It's not a good look and it's not good for your health. I hope you ate your favorite foods today. May the memories of you be held in higher regards than the memories you keep of others.

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>>12205705
>your time will come

You repeating nonsense on the internet is meaningless. Just vague idle threats is all you have to offer. I'm not scared by you at all. You are a coward internet tough guy.

>> No.12205729

>>12205702
I support the eradication of fascism and nationalism. I’m not queer but I support their rights and acceptance. Fuck capitalism and fuck intolerance. No tolerance for intolerance!

>>12205704
>>12205712
Thanks anons. I had work all day today and I’m drunk as fuck at the moment so sorry if I’m bitter but I still mean it when I say FUCK CAPITALISM AND FUCK FASCISM. The revolution is nigh motherfuckers.

>> No.12205737

>>12205712
Oh sure, let's not be bitter about the fact one megalomaniacal asshole prevented millions from even reaching their own birthdays, let alone celebrate them. I hold no ill will towards you, but you really have poor taste in personal idols.

>> No.12205745

>>12205329
I might bake a large batch of cannabis infused brownies

>> No.12205747

>>12205737
To be fair, they did it to themselves. But if we can agree on something, let it be that everyone gets what they deserve whether it be thought of as good or bad.

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>>12205726
What threats? I'm not going to lift a finger. I'll let time take care of you and your people.

>vague and idle
Time is the least vague and idle threat to your life one can think of. Time is universal and certain.

>I'm not scared by you at all
Who said you should be scared? Be prepared for your eventual ending is all I am trying to teach you. I'm prepared- are you?

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I'll be enjoying a nice steak in the country that destroyed the pathetic Nazis and the Soviet Union.

Real American patriots will always seek out and destroy the enemies of freedom for everyone.

>> No.12205774

>>12205751
Friendly reminder that the real enemies of freedom are capistalists and fascists.

>> No.12205783

>>12205774
also I am a white cisgendered nationalist

>> No.12205787

>>12205751
The Soviet union defeated the nazis

>> No.12205797

>>12205787
>implying they could have done it without the second front opened by the biggest invasion of all fucking time.

>> No.12205801

>>12205783
The only bad part of that is nationalist.

>> No.12205805

>>12205797
I'm not really implying that. But it is true

>> No.12205807

>>12205787
Would've been destroyed without lend lease, strategic bombing over Germany, North Africa/Italy campaigns, constant diversion of German resources due to potential UK/US invasions to France, and the Pacific campaign (Japan would've broken the truce with USSR in 1942 if America didn't push its shit in).

1v1 fight USSR has the clear disadvantage.

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>>12205797
>Americans are taught that Normandy was "the biggest invasion of all time"
>Americans are taught that the Nazis still had a chance to win by 1944

why am i not surprised

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>>12205814
>Some jerkoff frogposter on 4chan thinks he knows better than virtually every legitimate historian because he read some shit on the internet.

Why am I not surprised?

>> No.12205829

>>12205814
True. The biggest impact of Normandy was Germany's anticipation of it. If there was no threat Germany could've put 100% of its focus and resources to the East when it counted, not just 80%.

>> No.12205849

>>12205829
Regardless of any D-Day preparations, Germany was out of oil by the end of 1942 and had no means to make any more meaningful progress in Russia. It was undeniable after Stalingrad that Germany would eventually be rolled all the way back to Berlin, the only question left was how long it would take to get there.

If you have NO GAS, it doesn't matter how large of an army you have or how mechanized it is, you won't go any direction except backwards when you're facing an army that can actually drive their vehicles. Failing to secure the oil fields in the Caucasus doomed Germany's war effort, and starting a war that was 100% dependent on resources not already in their possession was dumb as fuck.

For all the talk of "Russians sending soldiers with no rifles!" it's funny nobody talks about how Germans sent tanks with no gas.

>> No.12205857

>>12205849
Starting a gasless war is dumb but to the Germans they had no choice, as they were paranoid that the Soviets were planning to invade Germany in a few years (was it true? I don't know). Also the Germans thought the Soviets would capitulate quickly, seeing how weak they appeared at Finland and at Moscow (with the purges and everything). Thus their gas need estimates could be low.

>> No.12205871

>>12205857
The USSR would have invaded them in a few years (and had previously pledged 1 million troops to a joint British-French-Soviet preemptive strike that didn't happen due to the beady-eyed anglo). USSR wanted to delay the war and fight it on their terms, but also knew that they'd win on anyone's terms due to Germany's inability to meet the resource requirements of occupying such a large area. With this in mind, they'd already moved the industrial base past the Urals, and privately the Soviet government had agreed that even if they lose Moscow they would not negotiate for peace. Germany never, at any point, stood a chance to win the war.

Germany's generals were also retarded and believed that a swift encirclement of the capital city would defeat the USSR the way it defeated France, even though they're entirely different situations, and this led them to divert resources away from Army Group South--the group who was supposed to capture the fucking oil.

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I made some snickerdoodle swastikas

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>> No.12205956

>>12205935
>>12205942

Cringe

>> No.12205960

>>12205871
Seeing how politically unstable the Soviets were during the purges (even more unstable than France), the Germans saw an easy surrender if the political seat was taken.

They were wrong, but with the evidence they had at the time it wasn't a 100% stupid gamble (just 70% stupid) to just rush for Moscow. Going south was probably the safer route though. Germans preferred the quickest end to the war so they could focus on the Western theater ASAP.

>> No.12205961

>>12205329
black forest cake, lots of sausages, techincally austrian but schnitzel with spatzel is always a good one.

>> No.12206101

>>12205956
calling other posts cringe is cringe

>> No.12206206

>>12205729
Fuck mate I stopped browsing 4channel for a long while and became a weed smoking hippie libtard but now I remember why I was a facist. I agree with all of your points, but you're fucking annoying. I guess that comes with being a jew, though.

>> No.12206224

>>12205849
Who let the holocaust deniers on /ck/

>> No.12206269

>>12205697
I dislike Hitler, as well. Happy birthday, anon!

>> No.12206291

>>12205726
Don't give a shit about the rest of your peen measuring with anon but your image is dumb. The strawman doesn't contradict himself since he's not trying to ban anyone.

>> No.12206299

>>12205729
>fuck capitalism
you'll always lose that fight

>> No.12206305

>>12205774
>real enemies of freedom are capistalists
>real enemies of freedom are the ones who think people should be allowed to make their own decisions about how to spend their own time and allocate their own resources

>> No.12206310

>>12205935
>>12205942
They look good, can't doubt cinnamon, sugar, and racial equality that is separated by country

>> No.12206319

>>12205483
I'm Ilhan Omar, and I'm making Fuhrercake.
https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=435_1430932669

>> No.12206335

>>12205935
Thanks Murdoch-chan!