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>> No.12210424

>>12210415
>inb4 egg faggot
>inb4 flaming pizza dome
>inb4 hot bitch with spinal meningitis
>inb4 kay and her man hands
>inb4 avocado macchiato
>inb4 chronic resting crazy face girl chops onions like a penis
>inb4 Favreau making an autism sandwich
>inb4 asian dude chugging pint glasses full of raw eggs
>inb4 Jack's mouth and tongue reach for a sandwich
>inb4 cooking longpork with Hannibal Lector
>inb4 weiner and mayo balloon explosion
>inb4 roasties hitting a chef's knife with a hammer to open a coconut
>inb4 retard thinks he can eat a 22lb curry, fails miserably
>inb4 female cook fucks a customer's hotdog
>inb4 crab preparation with kitchen shears
>inb4 plump erotic cakes
>inb4 Joey anything (pls no)
>inb4 flaming faggot dabs the grease on his pizza, everyone rages
>inb4 bbq montage
>inb4 the pizza crust is literally a pineapple
>inb4 the pizza crust is a watermelon (?)
>inb4 butterslut
>inb4 deconstructed/reconstructed anything
>inb4 Nigella’s titties, boners ensue
>inb4 butchering dolphin meat with a katana
>inb4 turkish ice cream illusionists
>inb4 cheetofrap
>inb4 squid karate chop instakill
>inb4 making toast on a citronella candle
>inb4 liquor in a flower vase
>inb4 vodka grilled cheese cocktail
>inb4 creme.webm (blue board, faggots)
>inb4 tiny asian girl eats 500lbs of big macs
>inb4 omnidirectional spaghetti separator
>inb4 ice cream on a fucking watermelon
>inb4 the machine race from the matrix makes pizza
>inb4 bandsaw animal dismemberment
>inb4 motherfucking salt bae
>inb4 facebook tasty and everyone rages

>> No.12210432

>>12210424
I almost forgot
>inb4 anyone pretends these threads aren't the same stupid bullshit every single day

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ya bro salt bae

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>> No.12210566

>>12210458
Waitress, I ordered the tuna melt

>> No.12210567

>>12210473
I will kill him.

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>>12210432
you mad bro? btw your inb4 post is a bit outdated. there has been plenty of oc

>> No.12210570

>>12210485
insect.
im not talking about the prawns

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>>12210567
why would you wanna do that, ain't he just charming

>> No.12210576

>>12210560
Why do chefs like putting eggs in ravioli, on pizza, and now on rice? Eggs are shit tier poorfag food. Enough.

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>>12210575

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>>12210576

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>> No.12210627

>>12210415
>designated shitting section

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>>12210424

Mfw I recognize all of these. Maybe these threads do need more OC

Also, no Chef Marie's Authentic Italian tomato sauce from cans?

>> No.12210651

>>12210644
>Maybe these threads do need more OC
Or we could just go a few days without one.

>> No.12210662

>>12210651

Yeah, I enjoy them now and again, but /ck/ is at its best with cookalong threads and posting shit you've made/sharing recipes.

>> No.12210668

>>12210662
Most definitely. As it is, webm threads may as well be "How do I make ___?" threads.

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>>12210424
you forgot mine...all of mine actually

>> No.12210695

>>12210688
that inb4 list is outdated. he is doing it for the memes and attention I reckon.

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>> No.12210786

>>12210580
But he didn't even bother to tap the blade every two seconds.

>> No.12210791

>>12210424
post omnidirectional spaghetti separator please

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>>12210791
I think the retard meant this? old af

>> No.12210812

>>12210485
Trip to the Grocery store under Madam-President-For-Life Clinton
(America, 2049, colorised)

>> No.12210836

>>12210627
It looks like there might be soap bubbles in the gutter water, so that's something! Of course, urine can also make gutter water foamy. I think you just take your chances when you eat any street food.

>> No.12210837

>>12210806
Seems weird to do that portioning and then just dump it into crates at the bottom but ok.

>> No.12211089

>>12210779
>>12210783
Man, you would die trying to eat everything in that list.

>> No.12211097

>>12210424
well, guess we don;t need a webm thread.

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>>12211097
yes we do

>> No.12211128

>>12210485
land insects eating sea insects, the circle of life

>> No.12211149

>>12211110
Cringe, I'm glad he's going broke.
>>12211128
worms will always win over us all.

>> No.12211163

>>12210516
god, i love ntolmas

>> No.12211180

>>12210516
>t. mad Greek poster from the other thread.

>> No.12211181

>>12210779
fucking gross

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>>12211200

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>> No.12211272

>>12210458
Do people in China really put bags over bowls so they dont have to wash dishes?

>> No.12211281

>>12210415
>>12210458
>>12210485
>>12211227
Chinamin are fucked in the head.

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>> No.12211304

>>12211283
That duck must have been very tasty

>> No.12211317

>>12211283
>duck is trying to stop him from slicing the neck of the other duck
GO BOI GET EM

>> No.12211328

>>12210424
based and webmpilled

>> No.12211332

>>12210675
Too slow and clumsy. Wtf.

>> No.12211340

>>12210837
I'm sure it has some function as well like separating them or something...

>> No.12211342

>>12210779
>>12210783
42? There's supposed to be a hundred things. 42 is not enough.

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>>12211342
aint got time for that doe

>> No.12211395

>>12211332
Slow but not clumsy. He is doing it right, finger tuck away

>> No.12211397

>>12211283
sleep tight duckos

>> No.12211400

>>12211292
how much would that cost?

>> No.12211409

no egg king no .webm thread

>> No.12211415

>>12211272

Its more likely he put a bag of soup in a bowl then cut the plastic open

>> No.12211420

>>12210458
This is a 12-year-old's idea of badass.
Why is a grown man doing it?

>> No.12211424

>>12210575
It feels weird seeing the webm I made still getting posted

>> No.12211482

>>12211424
We get it, you know how to turn video to webm

>> No.12211492

>>12210458
thoses fuckers are gunna be wriggling around in your stomach for a while

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>>12210779
>pasta pizza

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>>12211283
rip duckies

>> No.12211504

>>12211200
>>12211208
I want to mating press her

>> No.12211549

>>12210779
Absolutely disgusting, this is just a list of upscaled meals, nothing special.

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>>12210837
>>12211340
It looks ridiculous but it's actually a fairly clever way of portioning something awkward like that. The product randomly falls into the boxes on the side, which are weighing scales, it works out which ones add up as close as possible to the target weight, then it releases those ones into the container.

>> No.12212220

>>12212117
thanks, interesting :)

>> No.12212288

>>12210705
Samoas ftw

>> No.12212306

>>12210424
you forgot
>boomer bakes a chicken

>> No.12212349

>>12210485
gooks are subhuman insectoids with no souls

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>>12210783
>nutella on tap

>> No.12212402

>>12210580
Wow
What a faggot
I want to shove my dick up his ass
I'm not even gay

>> No.12212410

>>12210585
this bitch gives off the mark weins vibes hard

>> No.12212413

>>12210580
What a memelord.

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>> No.12212451

>>12210424
>butchering dolphin meat with a katana
I don't think I've seen that one

>> No.12212477

>>12210580
Put some gloves on, you fucking primate. This is why your restaurant is failing

>> No.12212515

>>12211376
I like how he adjusts some of the cheese on the plate before shutting the microwave door

as if the presentation mattered to him

>> No.12212524

>>12212421
Oh no. Did those poor gringos take the plates off the revolving center and eating them as their own

>> No.12212536

>>12212477
No one wears gloves in a restaurant outside of fast food.

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>> No.12212541

>>12212536
Isn't it mandatory in a few states for everyone that works with food to wear gloves?

>> No.12212551

>>12212541
>implying restaurants follow regulations outside of inspection days

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>>12212421
SHUT THE FUCK UP THIS IS FAKE STOP

>> No.12212555

>>12211272
Streetfood-tier takeouts sell liquid food in plastic bags in China. It's like bag milk in Canada.

>> No.12212560

>>12212552
I don't get it

>> No.12212576

>>12212560
Look at the old man eating a whole fish by himself and nothing else

>> No.12212594

>>12212421
the asian guy;
>GIVE ME SOME OF YOUR DISHES YOU GWAILOCUNTS

>> No.12212597

>>12212594
>guy

>> No.12212601

>>12210424
Im new here, I demand someone post these.

>> No.12212606

>>12212421
paul thomas anderson
>oh wow this is so good, you guys should order this next time so you can try it

>> No.12212609

>>12212576
Oh it's supposed to be shared.
Poor asian guy

>> No.12212618

>>12211272
damn that's a good idea

>> No.12212632

>>12210424
inb4 and inb4-pilled

>> No.12212689

>>12212560
chinese restaurants you order a bunch of dishes and share them amongst the table
these folks are just eating their dishes individually

>> No.12212866

>>12210675
mmm. skin cells.

>> No.12212899

>>12212421
I worked with Germans that did this. I always grew up ordering chinese food with my family by getting a bunch of different dishes and everyone sharing each one. But those fucking autists just took a container for themselves and walked off to go eat alone.
One of them just ate plain rice and didn't even complain.

>> No.12212909

>>12212899
Are germans really that autistic? Ive heard stories..

>> No.12212924

>>12212536
Working with naked hands is much much safer because you can actually feel when they're dirty and know they're perfectly clean when you wash them. Gloves inhibit this kind of feel and are only used in shitty fast food jobs when you can never be sure your druggie high school employees aren't sniffing their ass with one hand while working.

>> No.12212929

>>12210585
What's that abomination of a pizza

>> No.12212942

>>12210779
God, I wish I was her.

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>>12212909

>> No.12212950

>>12212943
What the fuck

>> No.12212972

>>12212950
It's like a German stumbled into a moment of Kaufman-esque brilliance. On it's face not necessarily funny but holy shit the accidental brilliance that was behind it.

>> No.12213007

>>12210576
Good source of protein, also they taste good with just salt so it's pretty easy to incorporate them.

>> No.12213019

>>12211498
>carbs on carbs
where are the side of bread sticks

>> No.12213047

>>12211227
This one is comparatively wholsome.

>> No.12213093

>>12212576
Why didn't they all order something? Seems like anyone complaining in this situation didn't actually plan on paying for part of the meal.

>> No.12213095

>>12210580
Obvious faggot

>> No.12213096

>>12212477
Retard.

>> No.12213246

>>12213093
It looks like they all did, there's as many dishes as people.

>> No.12213260

>>12213246
There's clearly a chinaman at the very start disturbed that everyone is eating actual food while all he has is some soup

>> No.12213287

>>12213260
There's a dish in front of each white guy, clams (some of which the asian has had) and another dish on the table (person behind the camera). Have you been to a Chinese restaurant? The dishes are supposed to go in the middle on the rotating thing and be shared.

>> No.12213310

>>12213287
Okay now that you realize what's wrong, read my original post, they recorded this to make fun of people that ordered for themselves and didn't bother complaining while still putting their orders on the table. To record this and complain is idiotic, racism on some level, and made worse by the fact they refuse to eat their own food they ordered. Big whoop cultures are different but the camera needs to fuck off if they think they're in the wrong for this situation.

>> No.12213356

>>12213310
Alright. Anybody who speak this type of pidgin english can translate?

>> No.12213372

>>12211227
I didn't know the Crimson Chin made food videos

>> No.12213374

>>12213310
Stop drinking monster

>> No.12213377

>>12211420
grown men can be attention whores too

>> No.12213383

>>12213372
Thai women have really fucked up faces. Not ugly, but fucked up. Weird proportions.

Still never found out why

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>>12213310

>> No.12213406

>>12211420
Same reason shit like this exists
https://youtu.be/ojTG0IBof90

>> No.12213611

>>12213406
speaking is harder than eating.mp4

>> No.12213625

>>12210644
most here have forgotten about marie, it's been what 4 years since she was big here?

Making a comeback tho
Wish I had that image of the anon that tried her classic recipe and techniques

>> No.12213641

>>12212421
I once dined with a native Vietnamese guy who did this.

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>> No.12213652

>>12211292

where can I order this?

>> No.12213689

>>12211400
She does it for free.

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>>12210779
Hipsters are the worst thing to ever happen to upscale dining

>> No.12213747

>>12210473
i love this guy

>> No.12213749

>>12210620
whats the clear bottle, vinegar?

>> No.12213756

>>12210585
WTF why is there a video of my wife eating pizza that I don't know about? I paid for that nose.

>> No.12213771

>>12213749
that would be my guess as well

>> No.12213813

>>12212972
I dont get it
british joke was even worse

>> No.12213814

>>12210485

same thing happens at American buffets. Why do people obsess over crab legs so much? They aren't that expensive and cooking them isn't much of a hassle.

>> No.12213855

>>12213645
i hate people like this who make me want to fuck them but they have such transparent personalities i'd only want to fuck them
i'd be forced to be a piece of shit to this thing when i'm finished fucking it too

>> No.12213860

>>12213814
>same thing happens at American buffets
Where do you live?

>> No.12214106

>>12210485
This webm really pisses me off.

>> No.12214278

>>12213860

San Fransisco where buffets can afford to serve crab legs on the daily basis.

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>>12211186
as an asian, this is all you need to know to grasp the entirety of chinese 'humour'.
>excessively prolonged build-up by any standards
>overacted/grossly emphasized/needlessly bombastic gesticulations, overall lacking subtlety in every sense
>overstays its welcome five times over
we're talking about a three stooges gag -- which isn't deplorable in its own right -- but stretched beyond its breaking point to accommodate a life story and unnecessarily ample room to "laugh here", all while trying to bash you over the head with what the joke is to the extent that the punchline itself is nearly drowned out. And that's disregarding that in trying to over-inflate what's actually funny, whatever sense of credibility or legitimacy is completely discarded.
yeah I'm mad. Shit's fucking dumb.

>> No.12214568

>>12211492
I think the alcohol kills them

>> No.12214571

>>12210473
>>12210580
>>12211110
We get it, memester, you're a one trick pony that obviously hasn't used the five minutes of fame to evolve into a number greater than 1. Bowie will forever be the one lord of fabulous, tryhard.

>> No.12214576

>>12214538
even better is that there are a billion videos of chinese people doing this exact same gag with the salt

>> No.12214589

>>12210779
>Boozy ice cream
These people are trash. I like a nice Romanoff sundae, but calling it "boozy ice cream" and making it more alcohol than ice cream is an abomination. The fact that all of these come from "restaurants" in New York, California, or Florida tells you all you need to know. If you eat a single thing on this list, you might as well off yourself now, because there's no coming back.

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>>12214589
wahh it's pop culture so i don't like it :'(

normies like it rrreeeee

it's fun and lighthearted so it must be bad rreeee

learn how to live a lil anon. i'm about to try boozy ice cream tomorrow just because you hate it.

happy easter btw, faggot

>> No.12214622

>>12210779
>>12210783
>42 reasons to bomb New York.
Woah epic, it's a cookie, but it's from New York, you GOTTA TRY IT, oh this, it's just fried mozzarella, FROM NEW YORK, you gotta try it. Oh this? it's pizza, FROM NEW YORK, but hey once your done with that, you should try this bagel, it's from the bagel slide, IN NEW YORK. Oh come on man, I know you like fried pickles, you're not going to pass on these right? They're the best fried pickles IN NEW YORK. What? You think my fried mac n' cheese burger is gross? Gluttonous and disgusting? Oh come on dude, IT'S FROM NEW YORK. Hey for dessert, how but some ice cream? NEW YORK ICE CREAM. Or maybe a sticky bun? Oh you've had sticky buns? Look, I know these look like walmart sticky buns, but trust me, THEY'RE FROM NEW YORK, so now you have to try them!

>> No.12214631

>>12214622
This but unironically and New Jersey

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>>12214619
>literally beer ice cream

absolutely degenerate

>> No.12214636

>>12214622
yeah and i wonder why people hold food trends from the city at the center of the world in high regard.

maybe there's a reason things are like that anon, sorry you're from fucking kentucky ya loser

>> No.12214642

>>12210473
Someone said his restaurant is going out of business. Is that true?

>> No.12214663

>>12210812
Underrated post

>> No.12214667

>>12214636
These "dishes" are nothing, there's no craft or skill in any of them. It's just whatever appeals to the caveman part of our brains that craves sugar, salt, and fat. Notice how every single one of these items is mass produced from the cheapest ingredients available, utilizing the most absolute basic palette imaginable.
It'd be like making a video called "42 buildings you have to see before you die" and the buildings are just a suburban two story house, a beach condo, a holiday inn, a gas station, supermarket, etc.

>> No.12214682

>>12212515
He was picking something out.

>> No.12214693

>>12214663
Not underrated. Just not that funny

>> No.12214760

>>12210580
Is his forearm even clean?

>> No.12214766

>>12214760
nope, you'll get salt and skin cells on your food, enjoy.

>> No.12214937

>>12213814
those are shrimp/prawns, idiot

>> No.12214947

>>12210671
>that old lady in the back
kek

>> No.12214949

>>12210675
cleaver > chef knife

>> No.12214965

>>12210424
You forgot about the old dude that burns the chicken in a can. You dumb fucking faggot

>> No.12214968

>>12213860
around black people

>> No.12214975

>>12213645
i gotta be honest, I don't think I will ever understand women's need to stick their tongue out when posing for the record in "fun" settings

>> No.12214977

>>12214949
Agreed. Many people seem to think the need a longer knife. When what they actually need is a heavier knife.

>> No.12214981
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>>12210415

>> No.12215000
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>>12214642
No he has like 9 restaurants and they are doing fine the reviews are pretty abysmal though mostly that it is way too overpriced and underwhelming you are paying $1400 for a photograph and this guy to get salt all over the table

>> No.12215030

>>12214693
it doesn't even make any sense either

>> No.12215042

>>12215000
I was always interested in trying cocaine until I saw this webm. Looks like a miserable time.

>> No.12215075

>>12213645
The more Mark Wiens-like the internet becomes, the more I want to stop using the internet altogether.

No matter what they're eating, it's just prolefeed in the end.

>> No.12215091

>>12211283
I would literally trade 100 gook lives for the life of a single animal (any kind, even a duck)

>> No.12215212

>>12212477
>Non-sanitized gloves that pulled out of a box by dirty hands
>Cleaner then bare hands that have been washed
Based retard

>> No.12215225

>>12211272
yes, typically for street food with little chairs and tables. no running hot water or money to pay for someone to wash dishes.

>> No.12215237

>>12215212
You can wash your hands and then put on gloves afterwards you know

>> No.12215246

>>12214642
yeah he cut himself pretty bad so now he's scared of knives

>> No.12215254

>>12215075
I already stopped using it. 4channel, email and internet banking is all I have internet for.

>> No.12215256

>>12210705
>filename

>> No.12215263

>>12213813
Shut up, Germany lover. I bet you love Hitler and everything.

>> No.12215283

>>12215237
Which would be putting in unsterilized gloves on sterilized hands which is retarded

>> No.12215294

>>12214568
either that or the 1.5 pH acid in your stomach.

>> No.12215326

>>12210783
>raclette burger
>it's not raclette cheese

>> No.12215331

>>12214622
>t. Salty as fuck flyover
Lmao

>> No.12215335

>>12214975
To advertise their sexuality because they're all fucking whores

>> No.12215340

>>12215283
your hands are never sterile. 99.99% of gloves are not sterile. the only time you're going to experience sterile gloves is during surgery.

>> No.12215380

>>12210576
>now on rice
>egg
>NOW on rice
Nigga you are the most flyover American I've seen today, your prize is diabetes.

>> No.12215385

>>12210671
Stop ripping them apart, what are you doing????

>> No.12215394

>>12210705
Why don't the girl scouts bake their own cookies?
Even if they were burnt to shit I would love to support them in learning how to cook instead of being glorified middlemen.
Guess the rest of the US doesn't agree with me tho.

>> No.12215407
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>>12210779
>42 food to eat before you die
>It's all over-indulgence
>Realise it all based in the one country

>> No.12215410
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>> No.12215413

>>12212421
???
Seems like they're eating like White people? Not digging their fingers into communal bowls of slop, not grabbing off each other's plates, not fighting over food like animals? Are they expected to lower themselves to Chinese standards to eat in a Chinese restaurant? I'm not sure what you want. I'd expect those brownskins to behave like Whites in a White restaurant, but I know they won't.

>> No.12215436

> no Indian egg cooking guy

How could you betray me, /ck/? You don't care about the Chad egg Indian chef?

>> No.12215448

>>12215091
good thing you're an irrelevant loser who will never have power over other people

>> No.12215465
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>>12210705
>A waterfall of caramel
>Chocolated

>> No.12215486

>>12215407
there's at least one from Japan and one from Thailand, but I'm just splitting hairs

>> No.12215489

>>12215436
He found a way to get out.

>> No.12215493

>>12214636
>>12215331
Some of the dishes are interesting if only due to the rampant display of hedonism, which can be fun sometimes, but quite a few are just regular cookies or icecream or what have you. Definitely not something you need to eat before you die. That anon is mostly correct.

>> No.12215528
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>>12215486
I only watched the first one, I waste enough time as it is on here.

>> No.12215575

>>12210779
I fucking hate the way thots lift things up to the camera like that, like is it so fucking hard to use a fork and knife like a regular human fucking being?

>> No.12215580

>>12212537
Droyt ass

>> No.12215582

>>12211292
That was hot.

>> No.12215645

>>12215042
Yeah, Diego Maradona ruined it for a lot of people.

>> No.12215669

>>12212421
God I fucking hate chinks

>> No.12215674

>>12212576
Are you too much of a little bitch to eat a fish to yourself?

>> No.12215705
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>> No.12215793

>>12214981
11/10 would rape

>> No.12215851
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>> No.12215864
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>>12215851

>> No.12215866

>>12215448
tianamon square chinkman

>> No.12215892
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>>12210424
Post them all so we can start making fresh OC

>> No.12215908

>>12215851
How to basic lol xD

>> No.12215919

>>12210473
I want him to slice my pelvis in two

>> No.12216023

>>12215851
this video is a cry for help

>> No.12216130

>>12213645
This looks so tasty, but I can't imagine there's much to it.

Also, how does she look good in every shot, does she reshoot them and choose the best ones do you reckon? I just signed up for tinder and most of my pics I think look dreadful but I don't know if I'm just not judging it properly and I just need to take a bunch of photos and run with it.

>> No.12216153

>>12216130
Yes. I thought the whole girls taking a million selfies then picking out their favourite was a meme until I actually saw it happen right in front of me

>> No.12216164

>>12215410
That's a lot of oil

>> No.12216168

>>12214981
What the hell is that anyway?
And no way that girl is going to finish her plate on her own.

>> No.12216183

>>12210576
you sound like a hood negro who actually thinks he's high class.

>> No.12216220
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>>12210671
God damn even the most dolled-up Jew can't hide the fact that there's something seriously wrong with these people. She looks like there's a larger creature living inside her skin.

>> No.12216223

>>12216164
For you.

>> No.12216252
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>>12215413

>> No.12216295

>>12216220
looks very similar to Meytal Cohen

>> No.12216317

>>12210424
You forgot about the guy de-greasing his pizza and autistically eating it with a knife and fork

>> No.12216720

>>12210779
I just fucking hate americans

>> No.12216725

Which one is hot bitch with spinal meningitis

Kek

>> No.12216993

>>12212421
i dont get it?

>> No.12217262

>>12216993


>>12212689

>> No.12218000

MOAR I DEMAND MOAR FROM THIS THREAD

>> No.12218070
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>>12210783
>Creamy, Cheesy udon noodles

>> No.12218122

>>12213749
>>12213771
You mean the water bottle he uses to steam the noodles?

>> No.12218204

>>12212929
fruits de mer? pretty common

>> No.12218225

>>12211420
The entirety of the chinese interpretation of culture and masculinity is retarded displays like this. Drinking there isn't an opportunity to unwind with your friends, it's an opportunity to prove who can outdrink who. Smoking isn't about enjoying a dart and partaking of the nicotine to which one may be addicted, it's about seeing who can smoke the strongest, most expensive dart and pretend it's smooth.

>> No.12218241

>>12215851
Lol SO RANDOM XD he made like, the biggest mess!! that poor chicken :o

>> No.12218254
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Who pizza cake?

>> No.12218260

>>12218254
Some fat fuck in Chicago

>> No.12218265
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>>12218254

>> No.12218266

>>12218260
Actually it's a Canadian invention.

>> No.12218270

>>12218266
See
>>12218265

>> No.12218277

>>12218270
What about it?
>Pizza cake is a Canadian multiple-layer pizza baked in a pot or cake pan.

>> No.12218281

>>12218277
See
>>12218254

>> No.12218285

>>12211395
No its clumsy too, mate. Sounds like you just started your first restaurant job good luck learning the ropes!

>> No.12218393

>>12212421
Hm weird, I've never eaten at an actual chinese place or other kind of place that has a table service like this.
Why does no one simply explain the process and serving style instead of just sitting there?

>> No.12218464

>>12215000
That man sitting down is revered as a god in Argentina.

>> No.12218539

>>12218265
>giant hotdog doesn't even have a giant bun

>> No.12218567

>>12210458
>recognize the face
>forgot about the rest
>mfw
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.12218606

>>12210569
what's the point of this? cheese crust is really good once in a while

>> No.12218611

>>12210424
>>12210432
>>12210569
>implying every single thread in this hellhole isn't just a repost of a repost
It's not even just /ck/ either. Go look at the /BST/ threads on /g/.
I swear it's been the same faggots for years, if not decades, reposting their same shit over and over and over again.
And people wonder why all these hollywood sequels and prequels and remakes are making so much goddamn money. People are boring as fuck.

>> No.12218616

>>12216317
SEE
>inb4 flaming faggot dabs the grease on his pizza, everyone rages

>> No.12218623

>>12210671
why is it that every bitch from LA looks like this?

>> No.12218661

>>12210485
can someone give me a quick rundown on what's going on in this videjo?

>> No.12218681

>>12210458
now i want a cigarette

>> No.12218690

>>12218661
They're at a buffet and were never taught how to share because Chinese television does not allow Sesame Street.

>> No.12218693

>>12212943
>Supergeil, Bruddi!
basierter Typ

>> No.12218717

>>12215851
anyone got the screencap of the guy who fucked frozen chick?

>> No.12218729

>>12211283
duck should've been spared its smart

>> No.12218741

>>12212421
lmao fucking wh*tetoids

>> No.12218750

>>12213093
You do, everyone orders something and then everyone shares it from the middle. Thats how most restaurants work in Chinkland

>> No.12218787
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>>12218661
Crab legs are the most expensive item at the buffet. Therefore the Chinese think they are getting away with something/getting more than their money's worth by grabbing 4 plates full of the stuff (because hey, there's no rules that say you can't!). They're acting like Jews but retarded because they don't even eat half the crab they take back to their table. They don't give a shit about wasting food because fuck you I paid for an all you can eat buffet and I'm going to take as much as possible

Like Pizza Hut in China used to have salad bars but they weren't all you can eat. Instead, the rule was you can only use it once, but you could take as much as you could fit on ONE PLATE. So those Chinese cheapskates decided to start building enormous "vegetable towers." One person would buy the salad bar experience and then the whole party would help construct a tower so they all got to share some salad while only paying for one plate. Fuck you I followed the rules. Eventually Pizza Hut scrapped the salad bar because of this behavior

It's not even about the food, they don't finish it off. It's like a game to them. idk if it is a nouveau riche attitude or what

>> No.12218788

>>12216220
>Stopping a video mid frame
>"Weird, when I isolate a moving picture, the moving parts look weird. I'm gonna post this on an anime subreddit!"
>Laughs all around

-10 years later-
>"UGH, WHEN I ISOLATE THIS FUCKING KIKE SHE LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING KIKE, PLEASE RELATE TO ME, FOOD INTERNET FORUM"

What happened to the internet

>> No.12218790

>>12210473
This guy is an unsufferable prick.
Just cook the fucking food.

>> No.12218800

>>12218787
there's an all you can eat place near me where they make you pay for leftovers

>> No.12218887
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>>12218788

>> No.12218979

>>12216220
>he still doesn't know all jews are tools of satan and that they are infested with actual literal demons

why else do you think they agitate for the right to rip living babies into pieces?

>> No.12219023

>>12210485
>>12218661
>>12218787
Isn't this that video after tourist bus gets trapped in traffic aftee a long time
and finally they arrived at the designated restaurant to eat and rest?

>> No.12219039

>>12211110
This guy's great

>> No.12219076

>>12219023
The only thing worse than your average Chinese person is a Chinese tourist

>> No.12219086

>>12210705
Little Brownie Baker's master race reporting in

>> No.12219151

>>12214538
T. based japanese.

>> No.12219162

>>12212537
This is actually genius.

>> No.12219193

>>12215413
You've never eaten in an non-buffet Chinese restaurant, have you? Dishes are placed on the revolving stage and shared with communal pairs of serving chopsticks. Digging in with your personal sticks will get you a LOT of dirty looks, because no one wants to eat food that's indirectly contacted your mouth. That webm is just barbaric.

>> No.12219201

>>12213093
They did, but you're supposed to share and the portions reflect this. It's not like Western restaurants where everyone gets their own plates and wolfs it down disregarding the other diners; think of it as a classier buffet, where you only take as much as you need, leaving enough for others.

>> No.12219206

>>12219193
You must have only been around snobs. The everyday Chinese use their personal chopsticks to serve themselves all the time. I've seen it happening a lot.

>> No.12219209

>>12213310
I bet you'd be the first to reach for the phone if an Indian grubbed at his plate with his bare hands, hypocrite.

>> No.12219218

>>12210424
Flaming pizza dome??????

>> No.12219239

>>12218787
Partly nouveaux riche, partly bad cultural attitudes that encourage selfish behaviour. Communism really was a fucking mistake; it bludgeoned every shred of traditional decency and fellowship out of every Chinese, then state capitalism and kleptocracy delivered the coup de grace. The only relatively untainted people are those that fled to Hong Kong and abroad.

>> No.12219263

>>12219206
Again, just because a lot of people have rude table manners doesn't mean they should be encouraged. I grew up in a relatively traditional Chinese family which taught me not to commit faux pas like this, and even today it's still frowned upon by the majority. I'm not going to snap at someone publicly for it, but I'd definitely judge them as inconsiderate.

>> No.12219268

>>12218393
Chinese people Chinese food vs white people Chinese food

>> No.12219279

>>12215669
For once, it's not the 'Chinks' who're in the wrong here.

>> No.12219326
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>>12219151
Taiwanese actually, but at the end of the day, nearly all consider mainland chinese to be sub-human, moreso now that we've hit a period where the base chinese working class is happening upon nouveau riche so brace for even more obnoxious chink shit. Their lack of scientific ethics and a moral compass along with bullshit telemarketing was the tip of the iceberg. Stick to Taiwanese and Japanese for asian company. Koreans are a bit of a mixed bag but there can be some cool dudes. Their women are generally shallower than a puddle though.
But honestly as long as they're a second gen american with parents who actually gave a shit about embracing and learning a new culture, any of them are good.

>> No.12219342

>>12213749
It's probably just water, to steam the noodles and veggies

>> No.12219385

>>12214975
You dummy,
>>12213855
basically validates why they do it

>> No.12219415

>>12214975
There's a theory that the reason why women are so loud during sex is that it's genetically ingrained for them to attract the attention of more males in the area during copulation.
Take what you will from that information.

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>>12210424

>> No.12219558

>>12219425
I love my chips but come on my dude, that's pure carbs.

Also, requesting that one webm of a mexican food stall where they just get chips and drown it in anything and everything. Like you think the lady's going to stop piling shit on but it keeps going.

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>> No.12219612

>>12210671
i feel sick from seeing her eat all those sweets

>> No.12219618

>>12210516
this loks delicious, reminds me of my uncle's house in the mediterranean coast
>fried green peppers
baste
where is this food from ?

>> No.12219619
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>> No.12219628

>>12219425
i want to be spitroasted by those two handsome fellows

>> No.12219652

>>12213652
could be a steak and shake, from the white and black uniform maybe.

>> No.12219656
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>>12212899
My mom is Sri Lankan and our food is also served communally. However, she will apply that thinking everywhere. When we're out, She and I will order different sandwiches (or any meal that you would expect to eat yourself in America) and she insists that I cut mine in half and give it to her, and vise versa.

>> No.12219699

>>12219619
What? No.

>> No.12219714
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>>12214766
>the salt acts like an abrasive and pulls the dead skin cells into the food
ugghhhhhh

>> No.12219716

>>12215669
I laughed hard as fuck at this post. I wasnt expecting that at all. big lol.

>> No.12219735

>>12219656
poeple really are insane

>> No.12219741

>>12210580
Serious question: how does he do the salt on the arm thing? I literally cannot get my arm to bend like that.

>> No.12219754

>>12219619
??????
reminds me of that one dish that involved steaming food inside some animal's stomach or summat. Looked similar to that except fuzzier.

>> No.12219764

>>12219656
>literally emptying entire contents
JUST

>> No.12219787

>>12210495
What is that making? Salad?

>> No.12219803
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>> No.12219817

>>12219803
What the fuck kind of person finds this appetizing?

>> No.12219821

>>12219656
I don't trust a woman to cook when she has long nails like that
imagine the food poisoning

>> No.12219830
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>> No.12219840

>>12210760
I love this guy's channel. Funny without trying too hard and usually good recipes

>> No.12219845

>>12219817
mexicans, yes they seriously do that.

>> No.12219854
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>> No.12219859

>>12210760
Apart from the chorizo mush that looks amazing. I don't care how tasty it is, I have jack chorizo ptsd

>> No.12219860
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>> No.12219864

>>12219859
>jack chorizo ptsd
what is that?

>> No.12219873

>>12219326
Based American idealism anon

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>> No.12219901

>>12219619
what the FUCK IS THAT SHIT

>> No.12219933
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>> No.12219945

>>12219933
What was the goal here?

>> No.12219950

>>12219854
Any reason behind doing this? Not really seeing any point in it.

>> No.12219962
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>> No.12219984

>>12219933
>The absurdity of bathing your hand in oil
>The absolutely genuine look of shock at the end
As time goes on, the more I can't tell if people are legitimately retarded or not. The evidence on opposing sides is nearly equal in their strength.

>>12219950
I personally don't know of any reason, but I don't doubt that it could have an effect. How significant the effect though, questionable.
Best guess: some strange prep-version permutation of rinsing cooked pasta with cool water.

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>>12219864
I dont have the full thing, can someone hook this guy up?

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>>12219619
>>12219754
god DAMN it, I cannot for the life of me find that one webm of it (it's in a restaurant with the waiter having gloves on, basically poking a hole in a furry pouch that looks like buttocks and prodding it as steam shoots out), but here's an image version instead. Some Uyghur food in which it's steamed inside a sheep's stomach.

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>>12220022

>> No.12220275
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>>12220155
>>12220022
jesus fucking christ

>> No.12220286

>>12219984
It was a joke you retard, that's not oil that's obviously alcohol, double retard jesus fuck

>> No.12220301

>>12219992
How do you fuck this up

>> No.12220322

>>12220286
I'm sorry the joke you filmed wasn't funny

>> No.12220396

>>12211400
probably a buck extra. worth it

>> No.12220484

Can someone please post the eggman in shack webm. It makes me happy.

>> No.12220498

>>12220484
he finally got out so no he is a free man now.

>> No.12220725

>>12211283
Does this imply that the left duck knows what is going on? Birds are pretty intelligent.

>> No.12220733

>>12219581
Why do those fucktards keep pouring new acid on it? I want to see what a little amount of it does and when it stops reacting.

>> No.12220901

>>12220498
How did he get out?

>> No.12221220

>>12210576
>now
>NOW
I want lards to leave

>> No.12221224

>>12220058
Haggis

>> No.12221228

>>12218887
He is right you know, the only one seething is (You)

>> No.12221235

>>12214632
>>12213733
>>12214589
Holly mother of samefag newfag low-iq nigger trash

>> No.12221243

>>12215866
>>12215091
Hi redit, no you do not fit in but thanks for trying

>> No.12221275

>>12220733
This

>> No.12221305

>>12219962
the most shameful thing about this webm is that she is unironically fucking a manchild who tacks fake batarangs, low quality budk tier knives, and a cheap chinese blowpipe on his wall as if they are something to be proud of

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